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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}大家好  我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我是艾米·菲拉·福勒博士

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而本节目是"谢尔顿·库珀博士

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}与艾米·菲拉·福勒博士为您呈现

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}《谢尔顿·库珀博士的有趣的旗帜》"

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}本集一开始我想先代表福勒博士向观众致歉

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她在上周的节目中口出狂言

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}表示世界上没有任何三色国旗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}含有紫色的条纹  但事实上

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}俄罗斯帝国底下的爱沙尼亚省

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}在1721年到1917年期间的旗帜上就有紫色条纹

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}看到了没  就在正中间

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我也想代表谢尔顿博士向各位观众道歉

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}在整段东非旗帜介绍的环节中

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}裤拉链都没拉上

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}坦桑尼亚  对不起  是我辜负了你

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}言归正传  在今天的节目中

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们想先从阅读观众电邮开始

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}记得先把眼镜摘了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}免得观众从眼镜看到你密码的倒影

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}行吧

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们的第一封观众电邮是来自...

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}布莱德  或是布莱恩

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-不知道  也可能是塞斯  -快把眼镜重新戴上吧

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}天啊  是芝加哥的费米实验室

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不意外  芝加哥人称风城

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}很适合旗帜的城市

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不是啦  是有关我们的论文

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}有一组物理学家证实了我们的超不对称性

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们的论文是对的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们做到了吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-我们做到了  -我们做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}还记得他们以前只在生日那天才"做"吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}生

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}活

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}大

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}爆

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}炸

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}第十二季  第十三集

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我超厉害的老婆有个好消息

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}华仔  别这样  我不想高调啦

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}好吧  抱歉

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不是吧  没人要问一下吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}抱歉  你有什么好消息

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}过去五年来我一直在研发的药

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}被食品药物管理局批准上市了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}恭喜你啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是你研发的解充血药吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不是  那个产品被改成采矿设备用的溶剂了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是你在研究生身上实验的止痒膏吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不是  但那件事还挺有意思的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}可惜我签了保密协议  不能告诉你

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是她的消炎药啦

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}经过三年的测试  没有任何副作用的记录

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以这药真的有效

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}太恭喜你啦  真为你开心

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我也为你开心啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}因为我想让你来领导这药的销售团队

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}真的假的  我吗  你不找经验更丰富的人吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不  这职位是你的了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}行  先谢谢你啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们等上班了再详细聊聊这件事把

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你想怎么聊都行  但这工作非你莫属了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}到时候就知道啦

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我当你同意了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们一定不敢相信刚才发生了什么

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们全听到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们"做"了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们真的做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们本来都不知道我们做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}等等  什么

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}还得是两个芝加哥的物理学家来告诉我们

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}等等  什么

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们对K介子衰变的实验支持了我们

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}适宜超不对称性高阶修正的预测

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}等等  什么

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我真为你感到骄傲

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我知道怎么洗碗好吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}只是有时候我累了而已

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不是啦  我是为你工作干得好感到骄傲

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你有没有用洗碗液啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-你想来洗吗  -还真的想

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}伯纳黛特愿意给我那个机会是很好

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但我不确定去接那工作是对还是错

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你说什么呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}如果由你负责领导那个项目

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那不等于是升职了吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是啊  但那不是最重要的事情啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你不是总说重点是在成果

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而不是更多薪水或更好的头衔吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我说过这么多睿智的话  你却记住了这蠢话

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而且这样我得到伯纳黛特手下工作

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我不确定这是不是个好主意

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我知道她这人有时候挺难搞

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但她哪里斗得过你呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}无论她出什么招  你都可以加倍奉还

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你这话是什么意思

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}就是这样

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}塞伯特校长

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}库珀博士与福勒博士来了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}很好

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们俩来啦

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}来一个

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}来一个什么

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}来一个抱抱啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}懂了  不  我想不要

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你不想要  就不给你

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}来  请坐

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}听我说  有这些新数据支持你们的理论

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们面前摆的可是诺贝尔奖级的成就啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你说的"我们"

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是指"我们"

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不是"我们"吧

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}"我们"还是"我们"  随便啦

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}赞耶

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}提醒一下

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}费米实验室的彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}要来洛杉矶  他们等不及要见你们了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}证实我的理论  等不及要见我

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我的要求他们都照章做到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}加州理工有38名诺贝尔奖得主

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}如果你们赢了  你和艾米就是第39和40位

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我要39

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}有什么区别

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你说得对  完全没区别

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}谢谢你  确实很让人激动

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你人真好

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我会记得你说过这句话

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}就像我记得你在我放产假时

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}想抢走我的办公室一样

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我当然没生气啦

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}再见

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我怎么生死人的气嘛

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你有空吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}有啊  什么事

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}坏消息

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我跟主管说了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}要去负责你销售团队的事

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她说现在不能失去我

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}要我打给她  撕她逼撕到她妈都认不得

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不  不要撕逼

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}总之  我不想害她人手不足

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以对不住了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我尊重你的做法

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以你才是个好员工

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}谢谢夸奖

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}只是好令人失望啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}就是啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你确定不要我打给她吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我确定  非常确定  别打给她

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但你知道的  苍天啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们上一次在这房间里  是我们结婚的时候

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我记得

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}现在《星战》男主不在  这里就逊色多了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你也是这么评价我们的蜜月的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我仍支持这一观点

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}库珀博士  福勒博士

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这两位是彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们的实验证实了你们的研究

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-你好  -幸会

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-幸会  -你好

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}好了  你们慢慢聊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}记住  不能拥抱

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}跟你们见面  真是莫大的荣幸

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们也很高兴能见到你们

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们本来以为还要等上数十年

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}才会有人证实我们的理论

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是啊  托你们的福  我不用戴着假牙

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}去吃我的诺贝尔晚宴了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们也很激动  能跟你们一起吃午餐

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}明天还能去看艾伦秀录影

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她请演员约翰·斯塔莫斯上节目

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}《欢乐满屋》的杰西舅舅

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}听起来很好玩

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我想问一下  我们几个月前才发表的论文

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们怎么这么快就设计出实验了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}并没有  整件事其实是巨大的意外

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}没错  我们一直在研究K介子

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但数据完全说不通

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}几周之前  有人告诉我们你们的论文

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们才发现失败了的实验

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}能证实你们的理论

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}现在  我们不但没有丢掉饭碗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}费米实验室还让我们搭高级经济舱来洛杉矶

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}多提供了免费耳机

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我老婆一个月前离开我  真是太不明智了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以你们当时都没想着超不对称性吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}别说想了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们连那是什么都不知道

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}现在看看我们四个

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}改变了物理学的面貌

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我忍不住了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}老天  上一集《星际迷航:发现号》太疯狂了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}别剧透  我最新一集还没看呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我最新这一季都还没看

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那这星期的《行尸走肉》你们看了吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-还差两集  -我三集

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-《黑镜》呢  -没看

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}没看

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不是吧  一定有我们都看过的剧吧

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我发给你们的我家狗狗的视频呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她对着松果吠的那个

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}其实我还没看

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不过"谢谢"你毁了结局

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们能相信吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士出席了很多媒体见面会

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}想把超不对称性的荣誉据为己有

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们连自己发现了什么都不知道

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那又如何  没人会因为他们意外发现了什么

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而给予他们肯定

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是啊  谁记得

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}本来想找印度  结果发现了美洲大陆的人呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他叫什么来着[哥伦布]

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但这不一样

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}谢尔顿  超不对称性是你的论文

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所有人都知道是你先发现的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}事实上  比起你们这种理论家

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}诺贝尔委员会有时会更青睐他们那种实验家

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}才没有  这只是在篝火旁说的恐怖故事

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}就像那个一只手是铁钩的人[虎克船长]

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不  这是真的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}证实宇宙大爆炸的那群科学家

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们本来以为是传感器脏了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}直到有人指出他们是捕捉到了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}来自奇点的宇宙背景辐射

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们获得了诺贝尔奖

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而不是提出这个理论的科学家们

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你是说他们有可能抢走我们的诺贝尔奖吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-是的  -这也太差劲了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}好的消息是

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}现在我们终于找到可以聊的话题了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你要见我吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-是的  进来吧  -好

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}把门关上

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}好吧

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}坐吧

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我必须得坐吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}很需要

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我和你的主管聊过了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她说她从未阻止过你参加我团队的工作

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}因为你压根都没提过这事

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}真的吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你得知道

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她在吃我们最新的新抗抑郁药

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}撒谎可是最主要的副作用之一

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你为什么不愿意和我一起工作呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我知道我有时很难搞

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}可那都是因为我身边都是没用的智障

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不  不是因为这个

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那到底是为了什么

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}老实说  我不知道我能不能胜任这工作

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}上一个由我负责的项目

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-还是我的高中年鉴  -然后呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}结果那一年我们就没有年鉴

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}后来才知道不付钱的话

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}打印店就不给你印

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那些钱去哪里了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我当年就没搞清楚  现在也不可能突然就开窍了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}还有  我也没上过大学

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}让我来管理一群在学历和经验上远胜于我的人

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}万一他们不服管教怎么办

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那你就别给他们好脸色看呀

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你从我这儿什么都没学会是吧

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}佩妮  每个人都有你这种想法

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}觉得自己不够优秀

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-不够聪明  -你也一样吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-当然了  -罗斯滕科斯基博士  你找我...

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们斯坦福大学没教过要敲门吗  滚出去

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我喜欢这孩子

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们在这里啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}库珀博士  你好呀

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你也好  你们休想偷走我们的诺贝尔奖

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你们自己提出自己的理论

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那是不可能的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}要真是那样就好了  不是吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不可以

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这个发现是属于艾米和我的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}听我说  库珀博士

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们都想赢得诺贝尔奖

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而超不对称性这个突破将会是我们的踏脚石

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但我们不能互相内斗  我们必须联合起来

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以...

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你是说我们四个人

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}应该共享这一发现吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不幸的是

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}一个诺贝尔奖只能由3个人分享

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}没有错

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以把他踢走吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不  不是踢走我

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那是踢走他吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们俩都不走

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们想三个物理学家

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}和诺贝尔物理学奖才是最相配的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}等等  你们是想踢走艾米吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不  当然不是

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们不想这么做  但我们打算这么做

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但她是我的妻子

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}对  没错  她是你妻子

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}又是一个神经系统学家

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}感觉就是  她为什么会在这个论文里啊

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}只会让人有这种疑问

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}费米实验室准备向诺贝尔委员会

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}提名我们三个人

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你的大学也提名相同的人选才能有最大希望

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我明白了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以你俩觉得我会是那种

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}出卖自己的伴侣  只为赢得诺贝尔奖的人吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你是吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}老天  我希望不是

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我不敢相信佩妮居然

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-不愿意领导我的销售团队  -太糟糕了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但这是她的决定  你无法干预

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你听到自己的话有多蠢吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你为何这么在意这件事

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}因为我对她有信心  我总能成就他人

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这就是我的能力

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}哪怕违背本人的意愿吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}如果他们自愿  那就不好玩了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那叫旁观  而非成就

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}看看霍华德

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他遇见我那会可是一团糟

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}现在人家是迷人的宇航员  还有火辣的老婆

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}等等  他不是一直想当宇航员吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他也是这么自以为的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}姐就是这么牛

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}等等  那你想怎么办

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}一直纠缠到她答应为止吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这招可能对你有用  但她太聪明了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}如果你喜欢调教人  不妨来调教我呀

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}拉杰

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你为什么不再穿袜子搭配洞洞鞋了呢

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}有一天起床后我突然觉得这样穿特别傻

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}没错没错  都是你自己觉得的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}姐就是这么牛

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你有什么事吗

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你为什么觉得我有事

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}因为你一口晚饭没吃

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}还像个定时炸弹一样滴答个不停

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}艾米

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我在你面前就像佩妮的衬衫一样透明

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}有话就说嘛

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}今天我和彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士谈过

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们提醒我只能有三个人共享诺贝尔奖

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们的大学推荐了

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们俩和我

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们希望加州理工也这样做

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}他们说如果我们统一战线

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}获奖的机会就更大

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你知道的

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这做法很有道理

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{\fnKaiTi\fs17}别担心  我不会这样对你

362
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:34,320
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}也许你应该这样做

363
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,260
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}什么

364
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,790
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这是你一生的梦想

365
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,580
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你也许没有第二次机会了

366
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,900
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我不希望自己成为你没获得诺贝尔奖的原因

367
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,090
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你是我有资格获奖的唯一原因

368
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,860
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}但如果和他们一起你才有最大的机会

369
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,500
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我觉得你应该把握机会

370
00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,440
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你真的希望我这么做吗

371
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,060
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我只是希望你开心

372
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:06,930
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}谢谢

373
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,510
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你在这里坐了多久

374
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,630
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}久到你的两位邻居

375
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,020
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}问我是否迷路了在找妈妈

376
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,210
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我不会改变心意的  妮妮

377
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,880
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}没事  对不起

378
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,140
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我不该缠着你让你做什么

379
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,890
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}令你不安的事

380
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:32,980
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}谢谢

381
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,280
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这样也好

382
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,920
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我需要一个坚强自信的人

383
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,480
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}带领我的销售团队  所以我要把职位给凯伦

384
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,870
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}什么  凯伦  工作内容是什么

385
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,040
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}吃你的酸奶然后撒谎说没吃吗

386
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:46,910
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我意思是

387
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,910
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她上过大学  非常聪明

388
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,340
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我比凯伦更聪明

389
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:52,820
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我可以看懂酸奶杯上写的"佩妮"

390
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:55,970
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你为什么生气

391
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,180
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我同意你的看法  这是重要工作

392
00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,310
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我需要能胜任的人

393
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,130
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我能胜任  我只是有些胆怯

394
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:04,040
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我知道  所以我不想给你施压

395
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,710
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}让你做你很明显不想做的事

396
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,750
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我知道你在打什么算盘

397
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:09,980
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}管用吗

398
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,580
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是的

399
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:17,030
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-那么我们周一见吗  -是的

400
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:20,500
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}老娘让这姑娘当总统都行

401
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,880
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}塞伯特校长  库珀博士...

402
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,920
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我要和你谈谈我和福勒博士

403
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,620
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}发表的论文

404
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,480
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}让他进来

405
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,520
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这是我和艾米合作的成果

406
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,000
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我不会要一个

407
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,240
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不承认她的贡献价值的奖

408
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:41,070
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}所以你要么把我们两个都写进推荐信里

409
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,630
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}要么干脆不写

410
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,440
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}希望你知道这会导致我们

411
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,630
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}和费米实验室发生争吵

412
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,780
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}只是争吵不涉及任何身体接触

413
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,960
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}没有人身伤害的危险  令人尴尬的眼神接触

414
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,970
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}因为骂战将在网上或通过调解机构展开

415
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,190
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}咱们就好好吵一架

416
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,080
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}好吧  我尊重你的决定

417
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:58,740
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是吗

418
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:02,120
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是  我全力支持你和福勒博士

419
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,020
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}好的

420
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,420
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我本以为会碰到一点反对

421
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,080
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}抱歉  我的工作就是为你的需要服务

422
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,960
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}包括学术和个人方面

423
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,180
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}现在我全身充满了紧张的情绪

424
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,680
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我不知道怎么发泄

425
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,440
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我们有设备齐全的健身房

426
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,690
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}是吗

427
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,280
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}在哪里

428
00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:25,730
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}就在新体育中心里

429
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,090
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}在哪里

430
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,180
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}来吧  我带你去

431
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,160
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}有儿童攀爬架吗

432
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,920
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}听我说  我相信你们会有人纳闷

433
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,240
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}"这个女人是谁

434
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,000
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她凭什么负责销售团队

435
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,580
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}就因为她是罗斯滕科斯基博士的朋友吗"

436
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,220
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她是的

437
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,780
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}"因为她是2001年内布拉斯加州小姐

438
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,910
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而且还能穿上当年的旧牛仔裤吗"

439
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:59,040
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}她是的  不但还能穿上

440
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,550
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}而且裤子还有点松了

441
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,610
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}还是因为她是这里最厉害的销售员

442
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,040
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}我是的

443
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,960
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}这点说清楚了  这是炎立大的说明书

444
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,220
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}以及市场销售策略

445
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,150
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}念出这名字后  我想这应该是随便先起的名

446
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,810
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}到了明天  所有人都得倒背如流

447
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,910
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你能倒背如流吗

448
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,690
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}你想比赛吗  凯伦

449
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,000
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}胜者奖励酸奶

450
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,710
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}不用了  老板

451
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,080
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}好了  大家现在都知道应该怎么做

452
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,310
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}那就去做吧

453
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,150
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}现在  快走  行动

454
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,020
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}太厉害了

455
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,410
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}老娘当然厉害了

456
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,630
{\fnKaiTi\fs17}-不要跟我用这种语气  -对不起  老板