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<font color=white>艺术学院电影电视系

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<font color=white>倾情奉献第三学年实习作品

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<font color=white><b>不 速 之 客</b>

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<font color=white>主演

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<font color=white>总制片
制片

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<font color=white>摄影导演

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<font color=white>故事 剧本 导演

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<font color=white>指导教授

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<font color=white>制作 FAMU工作室

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<font color=white>我爱你

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<font color=white>我从未像现在这样爱过别人

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<font color=white>你的睡衣穿反了

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<font color=white>我不会笑话你的

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<font color=white>就让它反着吧
会给我们带来好运的

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<font color=white>也许有什么好事快降临了

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<font color=white>- 关灯吧 亲爱的
- Mmm.

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<font color=white>我忘了脱袜子了

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<font color=white>管它呢

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<font color=white>我不能没有你

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<font color=white>我会永远和你在一起的

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<font color=white>你让我感觉非常美妙

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<font color=white>等等...

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<font color=white>- 你听到了吗?
- 别管它

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<font color=white>有人在砸门呢
快把整个街区都吵醒了

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<font color=white>可能是我妈妈
也许是哪个醉鬼吧

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<font color=white>- 我得去看看
- 你别走

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<font color=white>亲爱的 那我们就静不下来了

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<font color=white>我去去就来
然后就没人打扰我们了

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<font color=white>我等着你啊

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<font color=white>- 你好
- 你要干什么

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<font color=white>- 对不起,先生 可是...
- 屋里还有其他人吗?

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<font color=white>- 你什么意思!
- 闭嘴!把灯打开！

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<font color=white>你到底要干什么?

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<font color=white>他是谁?

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<font color=white>我也不知道什么原因
我总是有头皮屑

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<font color=white>你们没必要害怕我

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<font color=white>你要干什么?

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<font color=white>我们根本不认识你
你从哪儿来?

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<font color=white>我从哪儿来嘛...
你最好还是别问了

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<font color=white>你妻子很漂亮

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<font color=white>你不能留在这里

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<font color=white>你说什么?

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<font color=white>我们都得守规矩
你也一样

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<font color=white>我不想再听你说这个了

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<font color=white>- 你确实不能待在这里,不是吗?
- 是的,是的...

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<font color=white>你能不能不再问了?

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<font color=white>难道我没说清楚吗?

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<font color=white>他们把我送过来的
所以我得待在这里

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<font color=white>就当我是你的兄弟,或者朋友
我说清楚了吗?

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<font color=white>- 我们能把这事解决好的
- 可这太荒唐了

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<font color=white>感觉就像一场梦

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<font color=white>- 我不同意
- 我们不需要打扰

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<font color=white>我很害怕

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<font color=white>当他看着我们的时候

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<font color=white>我这么与人为善

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<font color=white>可人们为什么这么对待我?

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<font color=white>我了解人到底像什么
我非常清楚

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<font color=white>我能...我知道是怎么回事

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<font color=white>想想办法!
他不能待在这里

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<font color=white>我去喊人帮忙
找隔壁的警察

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<font color=white>- 你不能让我一个人跟...
- 我会把门...开着

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<font color=white>如果出了什么事
你一喊我就会听到

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<font color=white>我需要帮助

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<font color=white>就是现在!我的房间里...

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<font color=white>对不起

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<font color=white>对不起
我不知道您也有客人

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<font color=white>你也遇到了?

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<font color=white>- 吃点儿吗?
- 谢谢!我不饿

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<font color=white>他要弄坏我们的桌子了

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<font color=white>保险公司会处理的

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<font color=white>重要的是不能激怒他

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<font color=white>你们继续

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<font color=white>躺下来吧

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<font color=white>就当我不在这里
去他的,还当着我的面

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<font color=white>你们必须明白
如今的事情就是这个样子

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<font color=white>你的隔壁邻居
他摊上了一个混球

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<font color=white>换个房间号码
坐在这里的就是他了

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<font color=white>你们一定了解纪律意味着什么吧?

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<font color=white>但我还是愿意与人和平相处

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<font color=white>你们会明白的
生活就像在公园散步一样

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<font color=white>- 来一支吗?
- 不,谢谢

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<font color=white>我给你卷一支

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<font color=white>如果你讨厌抽烟
我可以打开窗户

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<font color=white>- 有人受不了这个
- 会烟消云散的

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<font color=white>你打算睡哪儿呢?

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<font color=white>别操心这个
我哪儿都能对付

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<font color=white>他不会和我们在一起睡的,对吧?

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<font color=white>嘿,你！过来!

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<font color=white>我给你看...你肯定没见过的

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<font color=white>保证!你肯定没见过

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<font color=white>我给你看...你肯定没见的...东西

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<font color=white>但我信任你
不过你肯定没见过

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<font color=white>- 怎么样?
- 我肯定没见过什么?

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<font color=white>去他的,电话!
联络工具,不是吗?

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<font color=white>但你没见过

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<font color=white>我办公室里也有一部电话

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<font color=white>别吹牛!你不可能见过

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<font color=white>你好,我是十五号
能听见我吗?

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<font color=white>这里是十五号

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<font color=white>我已就位,一切正常

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<font color=white>报告完毕

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<font color=white>完毕

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<font color=white>我真是受够了

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<font color=white>小声点儿,他会醒的

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<font color=white>你又没有挨着他睡
他的呼噜声整晚都那么响

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<font color=white>你打算怎么办?
你知道,到处都是他们的人

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<font color=white>如果你爱我的话
你就会想办法的

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<font color=white>我要离开这里

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<font color=white>既不和他一起
也不和你一起

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<font color=white>我们迎来了一位客人

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<font color=white>我们用面包和盐
迎接我们的朋友

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<font color=white>如果你不反对的话!
请把盐递给我

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<font color=white>谢谢你叫醒我
到报告时间了

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<font color=white>我不知道自己怎么了

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<font color=white>我无法伤害任何人
我不是那种人

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<font color=white>他们没有应答

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<font color=white>娘的,这东西可能坏了

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<font color=white>这对我们不妙

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<font color=white>愚蠢的技术

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<font color=white>可以的话,能让我看看吗

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<font color=white>我在一所技术学校学习过
可以修好各种保险丝

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<font color=white>你清楚你在干什么吗?

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<font color=white>- 当然知道,接线松了
- 我猜也是

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<font color=white>现在可以用了

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<font color=white>就当我不在好了

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<font color=white>时间乱套了
你能忍受下来我很欣慰

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<font color=white>你就像我们的朋友一样

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<font color=white>嘿,不要说友好的词!
不需要友好的词!

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<font color=white>隔墙有耳...
最好别说那些友好的词

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<font color=white>- 我要关灯了
- 我爱你

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<font color=white>我从没有像现在这样爱过别人

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<font color=white>你好,我是十五号
能听到吗?

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<font color=white>这里的情况照旧

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<font color=white>报告完毕

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<font color=white>你的睡衣穿反了

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<font color=white>我不会取笑你的

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<font color=white>我总是有头皮屑
我也不知道为什么

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<font color=white>- 我忘了脱袜子了
- 管它呢,你...

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<font color=white>我也要睡了

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<font color=white>我就睡在边儿上

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<font color=white>我会打呼噜的

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<font color=white>我不能没有你
我不会离开你的

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<font color=white>你让我感觉很美妙

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<font color=white>嘿,不要说友好的词
最好不要说

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<font color=white>关灯吧,亲爱的

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<font color=white>...我知道这并不容易
但现在谈这些也没有意义

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<font color=white>是不容易
我们得学着习惯它

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<font color=white>我想我都快活不下去了

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<font color=white>生活已经失去意义

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<font color=white>没有什么是永恒的
我们得坚持下去

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<font color=white>他将是我的噩梦

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<font color=white>我妻子和我一刻都不得安宁
他殴打我们

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<font color=white>她比我更糟糕
你知道我什么意思

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<font color=white>你家的情况呢?

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<font color=white>- 我们有什么感到不愉快吗?
- 我得走了

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<font color=white>对不起
有时间过来

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<font color=white>你又没有脱鞋

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<font color=white>他去哪儿了?

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<font color=white>出去取东西了

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<font color=white>他想给我们惊喜

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<font color=white>他随时都会回来的

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<font color=white>我们的邻居在
抱怨他们家的那个人

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<font color=white>你都不知道我们有多幸运

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<font color=white>他们在经历一场噩梦
还好不是我们

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<font color=white>一定是他

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<font color=white>我们得给他一把钥匙

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<font color=white>你们瞪着眼看什么?
好像你们不认识我似的

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<font color=white>让你们长个记性

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<font color=white>下次你们就记住了

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<font color=white>准备蹲下	

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<font color=white>开始!

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<font color=white>这就对了!

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<font color=white>我会教你的！

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<font color=white>他一定出什么事了

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<font color=white>他是个粗心的人

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<font color=white>- 我们会出什么事吗?
- 我做不动了

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<font color=white>别说话,快做!

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<font color=white>你要吃点儿吗?

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<font color=white>你来这干什么?

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<font color=white>你们别浪费时间了

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<font color=white>你走错楼层了
白痴

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<font color=white>我一直在告诉他们
把岁数大的人放在低楼层上

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<font color=white>你在这儿伙食真不赖啊

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<font color=white>我住的那个房间嘛...
呸!

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<font color=white>我会告诉他们该怎么做的

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<font color=white>快走,快走,他们不喜欢你

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<font color=white>别傻了...

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<font color=white>我们刚才还担心你呢

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<font color=white>你要是走了
我们不知道该怎么办

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<font color=white>嘿,别生气了
就是...最好别说友好的话

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<font color=white>你们知道为什么
别说就好了

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<font color=white>抱歉...很抱歉

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<font color=white>这是给你的

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<font color=white>这是你的

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<font color=white>每个人都有

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<font color=white>我可不想穿着长筒靴到处走

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<font color=white>我希望像在家一样

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<font color=white>我们一直希望
有人能和我们一块住

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<font color=white>我们一直想生个儿子

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<font color=white>但是现在没必要了

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<font color=white>- 我们非常爱你
- 我也一样爱你们

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<font color=white>但我说过了
最好别说友好的话

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<font color=white>别忘了报告

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<font color=white>今晚你替我报告吧

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<font color=white>我可以吗?

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<font color=white>我行

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<font color=white>这里是十五号
十五号

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<font color=white>一切正常

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<font color=white>报告完毕

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<font color=white><b>剧 终</b>