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我才不怕你这丑八怪

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我心如止水

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银甲骑士与可怕的骷髅龙对峙

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用邪恶空洞的双眼紧盯着他

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看我宝剑出鞘

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你就脑袋不保

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你的…

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你的毁灭之际，就是正义降临之时

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于是骷髅龙踉踉跄跄

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倒下时发出可怕的凄厉哀号声

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一个瘦弱少年从藏身处冒出来

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向银甲骑士致敬…

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够了，小捣蛋！

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把房间收拾干净！

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老吉爵士

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人家在扮银甲骑士耶

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你叔叔阿诺国王

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正等着我们用餐

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还是没有消息吗？陛下

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没有，老吉，什么也没有

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我虽然看不见

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但心里很明白

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我忠心的骑士们永远不会归来了

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恕我直言，陛下

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您不应该这么消极

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不然呢，要我跳舞庆祝吗？

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好啦，别生气，陛下

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过去的盛世一去不回

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我的城堡也不再光辉

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我的手下呢？

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侍卫呢？我的乐队呢？

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唉，他们都落跑了，陛下

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老吉，我眼盲但心不盲

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可想而知

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没人要留在这座城堡

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谁想活在灭世龙的恐惧下

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说到这
是时候该把您的侄女送去庇护所

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送到安全的修女院去了

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啊，老吉，要是我有个侄子该多好

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我就可以教他屠龙绝技了

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耶，求求你，叔叔

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我超期待的！

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我不是埋怨妳不是男孩子

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我的小侄女

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但事实是你的确不是

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小女孩不适合去捉龙

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是皇家骑士老葛，叔叔！

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老葛？

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你还活着！

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发现灭世龙吗？

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看到它了吗？
解决它了吗？

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噢！

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别傻乎乎喘气了！

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把话说清楚！

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那么，我其它的皇家骑士呢？

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恕我直言，陛下

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我们的骑士已变成一堆灰了

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闷燃骑士

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又是个不祥的预兆啊，陛下

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拉起护城桥！降下铁闸门！

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我们得找更强的骑士

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你，快去收拾行李

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准备去修女院吧！

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把门都关起来！
把我的战斧和长剑拿来！

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老吉！

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我们一定要找到银甲骑士

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尾巴！连秋！尾巴！

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给它好看，听到没？

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快攻击它的尾巴！快呀！

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加油！

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站起来！好好打！

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不不，别让它吐到你！

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赢了！

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好了，笑够了吧，各位

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让我看看，找到了

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合约第三章、第二条

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霸王村村长同意一旦除掉贪吃龙

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将付给英勇的捉龙猎人24镑酬劳

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哪有什么捉龙猎人！

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我只看到两个小丑！

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一群扫把星！

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看看这笨蛋干的好事！

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把我的菜园全毁了！

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霸王村长，看着我！

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在合约上签字的人难道不是你？

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够了！

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你休想得到一毛钱

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难道你想惹毛我的猛男兄弟？

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你真的想这样？

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立刻带着那个小丑

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滚出我的地盘！

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噢，这小毛球想要吃的啊？

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龙啊！

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真是的

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太好了，我的紧身裤被扯破了

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吉豆，怎么了？

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你在生气？

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你下次能不能专业那么一点点？

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你每次都是那一套，连秋

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每次都像小丑一样耍宝

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我又不是故意的

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天哪！这真的也是好事

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请告诉我，你觉得为什么农民都不付钱？

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因为他们没钱？

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错！

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我们被耍是因为你没有气势！

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怎样才算有气势？

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我不知道…

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就拿海托来说吧

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海托有獠牙鬃毛

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看起来就很有气势

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所以农民才会怕它，了解了吗？

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你不了解啦！

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好吧，真正有气势的捉龙猎人

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走起路来连地面都会震动，是吧？

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像这样...

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有必要的话

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他会捶债务人几拳

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捶到他们吐钱！

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你能想像吗？

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殴打客户，就算有气势了？

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我再举个例子

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那你觉得

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爱打毛线的捉龙猎人有气势吗？

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可是我裤子破了个洞…

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你是被贪吃龙的鼻涕喷傻了还怎样？

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你个笨蛋，老阿婆才去打毛线！

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这是我妈妈教我的

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哦，对不起

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我其实不是在说打毛线的事

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你想要个更有气势的同伴

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不如去另外找个吧

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别傻了

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你这种同伴上哪儿找啊

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你这样说只是哄我开心

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够了！

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你要我找谁当搭档？

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霸王村村长吗？

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不行嘛！

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咱们两个是最佳拍档！

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海托也算

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三个一队，三个一队

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吉豆，你说我们以后会有自己的小农场吗？

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当然会啊！等着瞧！

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一间幽静的水上小屋

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我们可以养鸡啊，牛啊，猪…

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还要养绵羊

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我要羊毛

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也对

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你要给我织件围巾还有羊毛内衣好过冬

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是什么？

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金宝龙…

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我闻到钱的味道了！

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连秋！等等我！

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哇！

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哇！

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银甲骑士！

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额，不是啦，我叫连秋

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你刚救了我的命…大…

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乖乖我的蜥蜴跳

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两只现烤的金宝龙买一送一啦！

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好吧，我说“买”

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这是我的讲话风格，知道不

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哇！小美眉~

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现有两只金宝龙，夜间特价！

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30镑，一手交钱、一手交货

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小妹妹，你有钱吗？

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- 额…没有
- 不用想也知道

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那么，你爸有钱吧？

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你爸妈在哪里？

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他们死了，先生

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噢，真不走运

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我们又白忙活一场了

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你口袋一毛钱都没还半夜在森林闲晃干嘛？

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帮我超超有钱的叔叔找英勇的骑士

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等一下，超超有钱？

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你们是真正的骑士吧？大人

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连秋骑士埋伏在村口

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天一亮…

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吸血龙从四面八方袭来

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连秋骑士孤军奋战

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以一挡百…然后

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然后 连秋骑士

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- 用牙顶着攀上屋顶
- 用牙齿？

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对！

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然后他纵身一跃！大叫道“呀——”

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呀——！

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然后他…
然后咧？大人

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然后连秋骑士跳进龙群中

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右肘击！左勾拳！

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他闪躲后，双手各执一剑！

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再一脚把它们踹上西天！

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真是场大屠杀！

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花了整整一周才把村子清理干净

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哇哦，不可思议

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简直就像银甲骑士一样神勇

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哈？什么？

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像谁？

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银甲骑士，传说中的英雄啊

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他到处屠龙

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他力大无穷、智勇双全、慷慨大方

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是吗？

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好吧，连秋也差不多，除了慷慨大方以外

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童话故事里的东西你不能全信，小妹妹

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你看，我们比较像是…嗯…浪人骑士

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不管怎样，阿诺叔叔见到你们肯定会很高兴

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哇哦！

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真没想到

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我们现在总算有点气势了

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大人们女士们，你们好

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笑一个，打开你们鼓鼓的钱包！

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吉豆大人与连秋骑士

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伟大的捉龙猎人…来自——

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谁这么大胆打扰我的便秘疗程？

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禀报陛下

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是两名莽夫和您的侄女

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- 才不是咧！
- 柔依！

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他们是浪人骑士，叔叔

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而且救了我一命

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回你房间去，跷家少女！

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但是，叔叔…

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明天就把你送去修女院！

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你们，还干了什么事？

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除了被我侄女耍着玩之外

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额，我们？

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是这样，高贵的骑士连秋

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他威震八方，他大无畏的壮举…

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激励了一大批人，之前他…

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少在那鬼扯！

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勇士，站上前一点！

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肌肉发达
生猛有力…

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很好！

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集战士的特质于一身！

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恕我直言，陛下，但他们是…

235
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闭嘴！老吉！

236
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跟我走，小子们

237
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,300
我有任务要给你们

238
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每隔20个季节

239
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最骇人的恶龙

240
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,090
就会苏醒，离开它那…

241
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,140
世界尽头的巢穴

242
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:50,470
它来势汹汹

243
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,310
毁灭整片大地

244
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,140
喷火焚毁村庄

245
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:56,430
吞噬整座城堡

246
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等它返回老巢

247
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,610
万物都灰飞烟灭

248
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老吉！

249
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,570
我在这年历上记录了…

250
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:13,120
它苏醒的所有征兆

251
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:14,330
看！

252
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,540
城墙崩塌…

253
00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,500
闷燃骑士…

254
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,460
漫天红云…

255
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:23,960
桥梁漂移…

256
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,380
村庄沉陷，动物说话

257
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,010
当这些凶兆都出现，孩子

258
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:38,140
它就会回来…一切的终结者

259
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:42,400
灭世龙！

260
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:46,230
我见过它，孩子

261
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,030
我曾经在它面前举剑

262
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,530
它喷火的眼睛一瞥

263
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:55,580
火焰就从我双眼焚烧入颅

264
00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:58,160
从那以后，我只看见

265
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,370
一片灰暗死寂

266
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:05,920
了无生趣的悲惨世界

267
00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:13,390
额，那棵小树是啥？灭世龙旁边的

268
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,890
只是个比例尺，亲爱的骑士

269
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前往它的国度

270
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:22,350
直捣它的巢穴，在那…

271
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,020
遥远的世界尽头的西方

272
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,860
趁它熟睡时给它致命一击

273
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,610
否则一切都会太迟

274
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,820
好，很好，可是，不行

275
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,280
刚那拳很有力

276
00:23:33,530 --> 00:23:34,740
可惜，噢，看这，最近都没空

277
00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,160
杀死它

278
00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:37,870
世界就能被拯救——

279
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,290
连秋，该告辞了

280
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:40,620
打扰太久了

281
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:43,920
到时我的体力和视力就会恢复

282
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:47,500
我会给你一大堆金币

283
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,270
亲爱的客户
你可以先在你的战利品收藏室里

284
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,600
准备地方来挂死龙头

285
00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:06,020
不过，请你先按基本合约…

286
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,860
…预付一部分车马费

287
00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:10,150
毕竟我们都是最高贵的骑士，对吧？

288
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,070
钱多好办事

289
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,320
现代化作风，有何不可？

290
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:17,240
老吉！

291
00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:26,380
请在这里，这里和这里画押

292
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,550
漫天红云出现了，陛下！

293
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,440
上路吧，我英勇的骑士们！

294
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,110
一直往西，大人

295
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,530
直到世界尽头

296
00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:56,950
好的，当然，老人家，当然

297
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,240
代我跟夫人问好

298
00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:21,640
好耶！好耶！

299
00:25:21,890 --> 00:25:22,640
哈哈哈！

300
00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,060
好耶！喔吼吼！

301
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:25,520
好耶！

302
00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:43,910
你要去哪里？

303
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,540
去狂喝一顿啊，兄弟

304
00:25:45,790 --> 00:25:48,170
又不是天天都能骗到瞎老头

305
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,580
那不是往世界尽头的方向

306
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,750
连秋，你还没搞懂吗？

307
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,340
谁管他们的世界尽头啊？

308
00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:55,630
我们发了！

309
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,300
- 你知道这是啥吗？
- 订金？

310
00:25:57,550 --> 00:25:59,260
这可以买个小农庄啊，兄弟

311
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:00,800
我们的小小梦想中的小农庄

312
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,390
到处都是绵羊

313
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,640
现在趁那些怪物瞎忙时我们赶快溜

314
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:07,600
啊！

315
00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:08,940
我要跟你们去，大人

316
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,520
什么？柔依，你是开玩笑的吧？

317
00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:13,900
才不是呢

318
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,110
叔叔叫我跟你们一起

319
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,650
- 去到世界尽头
- 真的吗？

320
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,200
你不是被禁足吗？

321
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:19,700
才不！

322
00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:22,660
他说，我应该学点捉龙的基本技巧

323
00:26:22,910 --> 00:26:25,620
不不不不不，不行不行！

324
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,290
你回家跟你叔叔说

325
00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:30,330
吉豆大人不收学徒

326
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,630
他还说你们要是不带我走

327
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,920
他就…

328
00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:35,750
他就怎样？

329
00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:38,840
在大庭广众脱你裤子打屁股

330
00:26:39,090 --> 00:26:41,340
光屁股？大庭广众？

331
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:45,620
我的妈呀

332
00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:48,040
它还会吐火是怎样？

333
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:52,330
不，我意思是它是用嘴巴喷火啦，海托！

334
00:28:01,630 --> 00:28:03,260
笑屁啊！

335
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,070
连秋大人胖揍了那只红色大呆龙

336
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,570
超不可思议！

337
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,360
我被超级感动坏了！

338
00:29:06,610 --> 00:29:09,370
我要去…找我的连枷

339
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:11,080
你那把好玩的剑吗？

340
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:12,700
等等我，连秋大人，我去帮你找

341
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,120
嘿，你要去捣烂那些…

342
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:15,910
连秋大人的迷妹

343
00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:19,630
你太吵了简直要把我逼疯！

344
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,000
我宁愿被当众打屁股！

345
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,260
柔依！

346
00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:25,470
你带上包给我滚蛋！

347
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,760
现在就回家！

348
00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:29,260
我们不带小孩远足！

349
00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:43,230
怪了，我有种可笑的预感

350
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,780
这一路上肯定会有超多怪事

351
00:29:46,030 --> 00:29:47,740
然后连秋骑士在西边大桥上…

352
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:51,070
大战喷火的红色大呆龙

353
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:53,490
他用低沉的声音说道：

354
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,410
“我才不怕你，呆龙

355
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,540
你敢再动一下就死定了！”

356
00:29:57,790 --> 00:30:00,880
#是哪个人这么厉害#

357
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:04,300
#让远近的龙全都害怕#

358
00:30:04,550 --> 00:30:06,420
#举着银色宝剑大杀四方#

359
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,050
#把坏龙全部杀光光#

360
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,840
#是哪个人让公主们芳心暗许#

361
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,850
#当然就是他！#

362
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:16,100
# 银甲骑士！#

363
00:30:16,350 --> 00:30:17,850
你怎么成为骑士的，连秋大人？

364
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,600
你上过骑士学校吗？

365
00:30:19,850 --> 00:30:21,940
能跟你同行超不可思议的耶

366
00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:24,020
实在是不可思议

367
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,440
世上有女骑士吗？

368
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,190
我就想当个女骑士

369
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,900
听说你会用牙齿爬墙

370
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,530
你是怎么做到的？

371
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:32,910
还有你那好玩的剑…它有魔力吗？

372
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,410
额，我真的不清楚耶

373
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:37,410
银甲骑士也很谦虚

374
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:40,870
他常说，谦虚是伟大骑士的标志

375
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,630
他是我最爱的神话英雄

376
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,210
我好想见见他

377
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,590
跟他做最好的朋友
学他成为一个女骑士

378
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,170
不可思议！

379
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:49,760
但是很难成真耶

380
00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:51,390
见鬼！

381
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,430
我受不了了

382
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,260
我要上吊

383
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,730
只是脚起水泡

384
00:30:58,980 --> 00:30:59,890
敷点药就好

385
00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:01,310
我不是在说水泡

386
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,940
我是说长舌公主啦！

387
00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:04,650
生火！生火！

388
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,690
我们来生堆大火！

389
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,610
不管怎样，跟她一起我有气势起来了

390
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:15,240
好吧，连秋，但我们的目标可是…

391
00:31:15,490 --> 00:31:17,700
要带着她叔叔的钱潜逃，而不是…

392
00:31:17,950 --> 00:31:19,620
去世界尽头玩什么“骑士杀龙”！

393
00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:21,580
连秋骑士的好朋友

394
00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,080
一般都会帮忙生火

395
00:31:23,330 --> 00:31:24,880
身旁还有会说话的可爱蓝狗狗

396
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,630
说到这，大人们，是我看错了吗

397
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,220
这只狗是不是有点怪怪的

398
00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:35,510
你要跟她说我们不是真正的骑士？

399
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,140
对，是这样，我们骗了她瞎叔叔

400
00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:39,680
然后她就跑回去跟叔叔告状！

401
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:42,520
噢不，兄弟，这回咱们抽不了身啦

402
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,690
它真的很古怪耶…

403
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,400
现在该怎么办？

404
00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:48,610
在森林甩掉她

405
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:50,360
没有哭声，没有烦恼，没有解释

406
00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,070
这主意超赞！

407
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,070
再来点小幸运的话，她会被野兽吃掉

408
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,080
你确定？
当然了！

409
00:31:57,330 --> 00:31:58,950
可怕的灭世龙跟比例尺小树？

410
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,290
我才不要

411
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:01,620
今晚等她入睡

412
00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:03,080
我们就闪人

413
00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:05,250
这是谁的？

414
00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:09,550
额…这是吉豆的

415
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,470
这真是太好笑了

416
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,220
真是不好意思

417
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,220
但只有老奶奶才打毛线！

418
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:16,510
才不是

419
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,430
当然是了，她说的完全没错！

420
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,810
老太婆才打毛线

421
00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:21,730
但是，事实上是我妈说

422
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,100
打毛线可以让人放松

423
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:25,150
尤其是累了一整天以后

424
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,520
滚开，嘘

425
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,980
去跟狗狗玩

426
00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:52,590
你身上真的超多疤喔

427
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,970
说说看嘛，是打猎受伤的吗？

428
00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:55,180
痛不痛？

429
00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:56,970
我也有喔，我也有一些

430
00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:58,720
这是在树林玩被松鼠咬的

431
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,520
那是有一天被抓狂的鸭子咬的

432
00:33:01,770 --> 00:33:02,770
我家以前养了好多好多鸭

433
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,390
后来我爸妈死于霍乱

434
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,230
后来我叔叔就把我带去他的城堡…

435
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,610
你难道从来都不会累吗？

436
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:11,150
会啊，我一般要听完睡前故事

437
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,440
才能睡着

438
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:13,860
睡前故事？

439
00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:16,910
对啊，短的就好
拜托啦

440
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,660
就一个短故事听完就睡觉？

441
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:21,160
那就没问题

442
00:33:21,410 --> 00:33:23,200
听一个故事然后就睡觉，对吧

443
00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:25,410
然后乖乖睡着，好吗？

444
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,040
那就来吧

445
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,260
好了，《银甲骑士传》

446
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:38,430
“然后勇敢的银甲骑士…

447
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,140
从黑暗中拖出可怕的怪物…

448
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:43,140
它闪亮的鳞片滴落着…

449
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,230
刚吞噬的儿童的鲜血

450
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,440
它可怕的嚎叫还回荡在…

451
00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,560
迷宫的刺骨寒风中

452
00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:51,480
又胖又滑的怪物咆哮着

453
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,690
露出它镰刀般锋利的黄牙

454
00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:56,070
它想从黏糊糊的墙边逃跑

455
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,070
银甲骑士直直瞪着怪物的双眼

456
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,160
用无比坚定的声音说道，我——

457
00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:03,990
我才不怕你这丑八怪

458
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:09,580
我心如止水

459
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:13,000
看我宝剑出鞘，你就脑袋不保

460
00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:17,670
你的毁灭之际，就是正义降临之时

461
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,300
然后银甲骑士…

462
00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:21,300
扔出如钻石般闪耀的银匕首

463
00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:24,350
怪物在极度痛苦中死去“

464
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:29,060
额……太猛了吧！

465
00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:30,980
难怪她每天跟打了鸡血一样

466
00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:33,730
这根本是限制级读物！

467
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,070
她睡着了耶，连秋

468
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,070
机会来了

469
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,820
赶紧走！

470
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,240
连秋，你也睡着了？

471
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,620
喂！连秋，起来！

472
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,040
听到没？

473
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,830
连秋，醒一醒！

474
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,750
快点好吗！看着我！

475
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
快起来！

476
00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,380
起来，起来！

477
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,800
喂，连秋！
兄弟！醒一醒！

478
00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:00,260
听到没？

479
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,560
没睡好吗？

480
00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:11,770
今晚，要是你再打呼

481
00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:14,770
我就砍掉你鼻子

482
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:16,020
我是假装的

483
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,690
啥米？真的吗？

484
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,240
你很没品耶！

485
00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:22,780
有品的人不会把小孩丢在森林里

486
00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:24,410
才怪！

487
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,740
连秋，咱们的梦幻农庄就快到手了！

488
00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,080
而你，却为了个陌生小女孩…

489
00:35:29,330 --> 00:35:30,410
她会迷路的

490
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,960
好了！

491
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,880
这种蛋卷里人家其实只喜欢

492
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:35,920
里面的小蘑菇片

493
00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:37,420
好吃到不可思议！

494
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:38,800
所以我只吃那些蘑菇片

495
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,090
而老吉，他一定要我吃蛋

496
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,930
连秋大人你呢？爱吃蛋吗？

497
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,340
老实说，蛋…

498
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,850
我觉得它们闻起来就像臭脚

499
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,890
很好，咱们也迷路了，老伙计

500
00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:53,870
好吧，老实说

501
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,670
应该不是这个方向

502
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,420
如果回头走那边的小桥

503
00:36:57,670 --> 00:36:59,380
走到那块漂亮的小雏菊地

504
00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:01,130
就是我们昨天经过那个…

505
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,300
但是，吉豆大人，那条路就通世界尽头吗？

506
00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:05,010
好吧，这次小小冒险带你一起

507
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:06,890
真是“极其不可思议”

508
00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:09,300
大人做事，请你闪边凉快

509
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,850
而且也轮不到小朋友教我地理——

510
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,930
兰弗！是兰弗大人！

511
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,020
叔叔的王牌骑士之一！

512
00:37:24,990 --> 00:37:26,240
兰弗大人，你还好吧？

513
00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:30,370
退后！你这低等生物！

514
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,660
别来烦我！

515
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,460
但…但你不是动物，对吧？

516
00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:39,580
额，不是，是我，柔依

517
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,800
- 柔依，柔依...
- 你不认识我了吗？

518
00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:42,880
他很显然是疯了

519
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:44,420
他以前可不是这样

520
00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:46,300
柔依！

521
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:48,590
“我才不怕你这丑八怪…

522
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,220
我心如止水

523
00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:55,230
那边，你看到一个骑士吗？

524
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,900
安静！听我的

525
00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:01,150
回家去

526
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,110
但是大人，灭世龙还没——

527
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:06,990
你看，还有一个骑士！

528
00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:12,950
孩子，忘了灭世龙吧，你们不行的

529
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:16,620
”你又把秘密说出去了吗，大嘴巴？“

530
00:38:16,870 --> 00:38:18,710
什么，不不！我没有…

531
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:23,090
这是吉豆大人和伟大的连秋骑士！

532
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:25,960
他们会解决灭世龙！

533
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,840
但——你疯了！

534
00:38:29,090 --> 00:38:30,220
对，你…你疯了，对吧？

535
00:38:30,470 --> 00:38:32,010
回答我！

536
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,180
对，当然了，你疯了，我知道你疯了

537
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,640
疯了！疯了！

538
00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:39,190
我就知道你疯了！
你也知道你疯了！

539
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,440
大家都知道你疯了！

540
00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:44,610
甜心，我知道你疯了，因为我也疯了！

541
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,400
我疯了！我疯了！
我们都疯了，大家都疯了！

542
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,820
我疯啦然后我疯啦

543
00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:53,410
我疯啦所以我疯啦最后我疯啦

544
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,650
连秋大人，你经常做噩梦吗？

545
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,860
我也是，经常的

546
00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:32,320
同一个噩梦

547
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,660
我梦到一只骷髅龙，超巨大的

548
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,490
我使劲大叫使劲大叫

549
00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:38,120
却发不出声音

550
00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:41,210
骷髅龙见一个杀一个

551
00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:46,460
我说，连秋大人

552
00:39:46,710 --> 00:39:49,170
这附近臭臭的

553
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,470
而且，我胃好痛

554
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,880
手心冒汗…

555
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,470
双腿发软

556
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,350
整个后背冒冷汗

557
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,810
这样正常吗？

558
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:01,680
连秋大人，我想…

559
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,480
我想回家——

560
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:05,230
嘘！

561
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,200
世界的尽头

562
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:18,640
那些村子是从哪飘来的？

563
00:41:18,890 --> 00:41:22,470
猛鬼镇或是臭森林？

564
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,520
猛鬼镇

565
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,680
哼...

566
00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:00,470
怎么啦？

567
00:42:03,310 --> 00:42:06,350
那棵大树…

568
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,060
对啊，怎么了？

569
00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:11,270
它的叶子真的很诡异

570
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,110
太好了！枯得好！臭叶子！

571
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,370
是桥上的疯蝙蝠！

572
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:03,620
开门！

573
00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:05,790
吉豆大人！快开门！

574
00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:22,220
别咬我耳朵！滚开！

575
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:43,740
躲在桶里这招很棒

576
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:45,070
不错！

577
00:43:45,330 --> 00:43:46,370
你自己去找一个桶！

578
00:44:01,970 --> 00:44:03,680
不不不不…

579
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:39,250
别去烦绵羊！

580
00:45:08,870 --> 00:45:09,950
噢不！

581
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,110
我要活埋你！坏野兽！

582
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,590
嘿！去死吧蝙蝠

583
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,920
连秋大人超强的！

584
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,930
嘿！去死吧蝙蝠

585
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:52,390
连秋大人超强的！

586
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,470
嘿！去死吧蝙蝠

587
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,140
连秋大人超强的！

588
00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:07,360
吉豆大人，他把我丢在臭蝙蝠堆里！

589
00:47:07,610 --> 00:47:09,570
我大叫救命，他视而不见

590
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:13,070
我拼命敲门，他都不开

591
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:29,190
啊，想像下我们徜徉在我们的小农庄…

592
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,490
嘿，我说，我们想拥有自己的小农庄多久了？

593
00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:36,030
从哈珀妈妈的小孤儿院开始的

594
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,910
喂，还记得我们小时候

595
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,160
我教你怎么把饼干藏在内裤里

596
00:48:41,410 --> 00:48:42,620
免得被其他小孩偷走

597
00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:44,620
每次那个大块头抢我饼干

598
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,790
你就帮我教训他

599
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,710
杀死灭世龙

600
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,500
我们就能拥有小农庄

601
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,010
噢，对了！

602
00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:53,340
伟大的骑士连秋

603
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:54,840
还要告诉灭世龙说：

604
00:48:55,090 --> 00:48:56,720
“我才不怕你这丑八怪！”

605
00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,720
然后，噗，灭世龙就挂了

606
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,060
咱们就都开心笑哈哈

607
00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:01,600
- 够了
- 我还没说完！

608
00:49:01,850 --> 00:49:03,600
然后就百花齐放、绿草如茵

609
00:49:03,850 --> 00:49:06,270
漫天都是可爱的飘飘兔——

610
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,690
住嘴！

611
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:12,690
我们全都死定了
被小女孩的骑士梦害死

612
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,490
但你看，生活不是童话故事

613
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:17,660
现实中，骑士的下场就是死

614
00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:20,990
我不想你去送死啊，连秋

615
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,040
要是不想来的话

616
00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,670
为何不一开始就闪人？

617
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,710
你是想跟我拆伙吗？

618
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,920
我正打算这么做

619
00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:32,920
永别了，早走早好，连秋骑士！

620
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:36,590
闪边！走开！

621
00:49:50,610 --> 00:49:52,730
吉豆大人干嘛要走？

622
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,740
因为他说我们是去送死

623
00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:56,490
那可真是乌鸦嘴

624
00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:58,860
也许他才是对的

625
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,240
不，他错了

626
00:50:00,490 --> 00:50:01,740
你是最强的

627
00:50:01,990 --> 00:50:03,700
比银甲骑士还要强！

628
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,540
吉豆说生活不是童话故事

629
00:50:09,790 --> 00:50:11,460
他懂什么呀？

630
00:50:11,710 --> 00:50:13,630
还有，他又算是哪根葱？

631
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,260
找碴王？

632
00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:18,430
臭屁公？
懒惰虫？

633
00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:22,430
他是我唯一的朋友

634
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:56,960
啊！你们在这里干嘛？

635
00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,790
你好啊，吉豆大人！

636
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,010
没用的小老鼠落单啦？

637
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,510
你们在搞什么把戏？

638
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,970
你抛弃了朋友

639
00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:06,800
胆小鬼大人！

640
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,050
等一下！

641
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,350
你这小女孩想干嘛？

642
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,680
想让我觉得内疚，是吗？

643
00:53:10,930 --> 00:53:12,020
胆小鬼大人！

644
00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:13,270
胆小鬼？

645
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,890
是的，那又怎样？

646
00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,940
我看起来像这个童话故事里的英雄吗？

647
00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:18,940
那连秋呢？你不管他了吗？

648
00:53:19,190 --> 00:53:21,030
哈?

649
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,570
他才不会听我的话！

650
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:24,320
大人我好害怕~

651
00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,410
大人我好~好~好害怕~

652
00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,740
都是柔依的错

653
00:53:27,990 --> 00:53:29,660
- 她只会说谎！
- 嘿！大人你耍赖王！

654
00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:32,040
闭嘴！我也不想这样又矮又穷！

655
00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:33,500
别忘了还有又丑又坏喔

656
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:35,540
对！人丑心也丑！

657
00:53:35,790 --> 00:53:37,370
快给我滚蛋！滚吧！

658
00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:39,000
快滚吧！臭蝙蝠！

659
00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:41,750
我不相信英雄主义了

660
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,460
还有什么快乐大结局

661
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,180
更别说会说话的动物！

662
00:53:49,550 --> 00:53:51,260
说话的动物…

663
00:54:07,030 --> 00:54:08,320
吉豆！

664
00:54:17,370 --> 00:54:19,040
柔依！

665
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,320
连秋？

666
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,770
不！

667
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,230
连秋大人！

668
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:31,990
连秋大人！

669
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,410
村子地底下发生了怪事！

670
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,410
在这里等我！

671
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:43,330
老实回答，孩子
我的手臂下面是什么？

672
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:44,630
手掌？

673
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:45,960
错！

674
00:55:48,130 --> 00:55:49,170
你好啊，小柔依！

675
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,140
连秋！

676
00:55:53,390 --> 00:55:55,100
吉豆大人用手在比划古怪的东西

677
00:55:55,350 --> 00:55:57,510
就像兰弗骑士一样

678
00:56:23,170 --> 00:56:25,170
我们得到大一点的村子去！

679
00:57:01,410 --> 00:57:03,960
拜托！别闹了，吉豆大人

680
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,290
一点都不好笑！

681
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,800
“你们好啊，小朋友，想听个故事吗？

682
00:57:11,050 --> 00:57:12,550
“想！想！快说吧！

683
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,010
“这个故事讲一个天真的小女孩

684
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:16,640
“…误把两个小混混当成了高贵的骑士！

685
00:57:16,890 --> 00:57:18,510
“噢不！

686
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,680
“已经听过这个了！

687
00:57:20,930 --> 00:57:22,270
“换一个！换一个！”

688
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,180
“求求你！求求你！

689
00:57:26,350 --> 00:57:27,980
“那么就这个，一个善良的猎人

690
00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,610
“被灭世龙生吞了

691
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:31,110
“就因为某些小女孩

692
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,730
“做梦梦到英勇骑士？！

693
00:57:32,990 --> 00:57:35,650
“恶！这故事好瞎喔！

694
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:37,660
“那就这个，两只红蝙蝠

695
00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:40,200
“勒死了个小女孩，怎样？

696
00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:42,370
好的！好的！

697
00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:43,500
就这个！

698
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:23,990
柔依？

699
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,120
柔依？

700
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:29,120
柔依?

701
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:32,090
柔依?

702
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:33,960
柔依?

703
00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:37,970
柔依?

704
00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:45,020
柔依！

705
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,410
我脚没感觉了

706
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:20,760
你的脚好好的嘛！

707
00:59:21,010 --> 00:59:24,260
刚摔了一大跤，就这样

708
00:59:24,510 --> 00:59:27,140
你是对的，吉豆

709
00:59:27,390 --> 00:59:29,520
生活不是童话故事

710
00:59:32,610 --> 00:59:33,900
不过…你要知道

711
00:59:34,150 --> 00:59:36,650
就算你们不是真正的骑士也没关系

712
00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:39,280
你们还是我最爱的英雄

713
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,080
连秋，他甚至比银甲骑士还要强

714
00:59:46,330 --> 00:59:48,580
这可不是童话故事

715
00:59:48,830 --> 00:59:52,000
你要做的就是要有信念

716
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:55,340
但是连秋需要你才能获胜

717
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,590
答应我你会一直撑下去，吉豆

718
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,840
这样我就不会白死一场

719
01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:10,480
我答应你，柔依

720
01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:13,230
我们一定会除掉灭世龙 ！

721
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:18,440
真的吗？

722
01:00:18,690 --> 01:00:19,820
我发誓

723
01:00:20,070 --> 01:00:22,200
谢谢！吉豆！

724
01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:24,030
可是…可是…你…

725
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,580
你没事？

726
01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:27,870
没呀

727
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,790
只是掉下去而已

728
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,540
你…但这…很没品耶！

729
01:00:34,790 --> 01:00:36,290
你没意识到大家被你吓死了吗？

730
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:37,920
你真的有被吓到吗？

731
01:00:38,170 --> 01:00:39,590
当然有！

732
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,090
那代表你是爱我的

733
01:00:46,550 --> 01:00:47,800
什么鬼？

734
01:00:48,060 --> 01:00:49,720
额…好…好吧，热身完了！

735
01:00:49,970 --> 01:00:52,230
该去解决灭世龙了

736
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,440
那棵巨树是什么？

737
01:01:51,330 --> 01:01:53,580
“只是个比例尺，大人”

738
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,710
那是什么声音？

739
01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,840
是地震吗？

740
01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:03,210
不，是鼾声

741
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,880
我们得找到它

742
01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:34,810
快逃！找掩护！

743
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:37,060
怪物大蝙蝠？

744
01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:40,850
噩梦成真了

745
01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:44,980
那就是我噩梦里的骷髅龙！

746
01:04:18,430 --> 01:04:20,310
连秋！回来！

747
01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:04,980
连秋！不要！

748
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,220
救命！连秋！

749
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,330
抱歉，吉豆

750
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:04,040
我们都死定了

751
01:06:04,290 --> 01:06:05,790
柔依，看着我！

752
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:06,920
我们有信念！

753
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:08,210
这不是你说的吗？

754
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,710
撑住！撑住！撑住！

755
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,250
信念！信念！信念！

756
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,810
信念！信念！

757
01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:30,110
信念！信念！信念！

758
01:06:39,950 --> 01:06:42,080
连秋！

759
01:07:23,450 --> 01:07:25,240
连秋！

760
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,500
放过他们！

761
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,690
我才不怕你这个丑八怪

762
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:59,110
我心如止水

763
01:08:53,210 --> 01:08:54,960
快起来！连秋！

764
01:09:05,590 --> 01:09:08,220
上吧

765
01:09:08,470 --> 01:09:10,640
你能行！连秋！

766
01:11:01,630 --> 01:11:03,960
世间万物都变美了

767
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,600
那边可以盖谷仓

768
01:11:14,850 --> 01:11:17,270
噢，那边，就盖鸡舍

769
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:18,890
什么意思？

770
01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:20,850
我们的小农庄啊，老兄！

771
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,520
有羊可以产羊毛

772
01:11:25,070 --> 01:11:26,780
那边，做面包的磨坊

773
01:11:27,030 --> 01:11:28,240
一个大磨坊

774
01:11:28,490 --> 01:11:30,070
还有那边，是你的羊圈

775
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,740
我说羊圈的时候，说的是真的羊圈

776
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,710
这里，是我们的房子…

777
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:55,260
有你的卧室，我的卧室…

778
01:11:58,140 --> 01:12:00,270
还有柔依的卧室！

779
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,850
超大间卧室！怎么样？

780
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,020
还能看到好多飘飘兔

781
01:12:04,270 --> 01:12:06,820
等她什么时候放假来看我们就可以住，怎样？

782
01:12:07,070 --> 01:12:07,980
好耶！

783
01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:18,620
我们该去找阿诺叔叔拿酬劳了吧？

784
01:12:18,870 --> 01:12:20,660
这是我们应得的

785
01:12:20,910 --> 01:12:22,290
# 我们杀了怪物 #

786
01:12:22,540 --> 01:12:23,960
# 火烧它的屁股 #

787
01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:27,210
# 我们捉龙猎人，走路都非常酷 #

788
01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:30,720
# 大肥龙死掉喽 #

789
01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:33,720
# 我们去领面包喽 #

790
01:12:51,860 --> 01:12:53,240
我英勇的骑士们在哪？

791
01:12:57,660 --> 01:13:00,830
额？但…但是，我尊贵的大人，我们就是

792
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,460
你们？

793
01:13:02,710 --> 01:13:04,540
对啊，连秋和吉豆，你知道的，捉龙猎人啊

794
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,920
好吧，瞧，在合约上画押的是你吧？

795
01:13:12,170 --> 01:13:13,590
好了，够了

796
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,590
我可没看到什么猎人

797
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,140
只看到两个俗不可耐的小混混

798
01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:20,140
恕我直言，大人

799
01:13:20,390 --> 01:13:22,310
我记得我曾劝诫过您

800
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,390
但…但是，叔叔，是真的！

801
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,190
连秋杀了灭世龙！

802
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,610
所以你才康复

803
01:13:27,860 --> 01:13:29,020
大地才回春

804
01:13:29,270 --> 01:13:30,570
到处都有小兔子——

805
01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:32,360
还有你，跷家少女

806
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:34,150
说谎不打草稿

807
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:35,570
这才不是谎话！

808
01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:37,450
连秋是真的英雄！

809
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:39,700
滚出去！野丫头！

810
01:13:39,950 --> 01:13:43,620
你的眼睛比以前还要瞎！哼！

811
01:13:43,870 --> 01:13:46,250
滚去修女院吧，小鬼！

812
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:49,040
求之不得！

813
01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,340
我宁愿去修女院当修女

814
01:13:52,590 --> 01:13:54,130
也不要跟个尖酸的、无情的

815
01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:57,180
一点都不爱我的臭老头一起住！

816
01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:59,430
柔依！立刻给我回来！

817
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:01,140
柔依说的对

818
01:14:01,390 --> 01:14:03,220
你真是失败，而且…

819
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:04,890
还对小女孩耍狠

820
01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:06,390
你一点都不了解柔依

821
01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,060
她温柔又勇敢

822
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,730
也很聪明

823
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:12,360
她该有个更好的叔叔，而不是个不诚实…

824
01:14:12,610 --> 01:14:14,110
自私又吝啬的老叔叔！

825
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,320
恕我无礼，我倒有些鼻屎

826
01:14:17,570 --> 01:14:22,620
我想知道便秘阿诺国王要怎么说

827
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:35,920
好痛，我跟你讲，国王都不是什么好人

828
01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,800
谁叫你说人家是便秘阿诺

829
01:14:39,050 --> 01:14:40,470
他就真的发飙了

830
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,470
嘿！请等一下，懦夫大人

831
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,890
你刚怎么不做点啥？

832
01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:45,140
为什么？

833
01:14:45,390 --> 01:14:46,980
你自己就表现得很棒

834
01:14:47,230 --> 01:14:48,520
很棒？

835
01:14:48,770 --> 01:14:49,900
你在开玩笑吧？

836
01:14:50,150 --> 01:14:51,480
要是没有你

837
01:14:51,730 --> 01:14:54,360
柔依肯定会被打屁股了

838
01:14:54,610 --> 01:14:55,990
对哦

839
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:01,620
你说得有道理

840
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,950
你说我们以后还见得到柔依吗？

841
01:15:07,210 --> 01:15:08,410
忘了她吧，兄弟

842
01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,290
看看我们，啥都没变

843
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:12,750
我们还是两个俗不可耐的小混混

844
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:17,010
被皇室修理得很惨

845
01:15:17,260 --> 01:15:19,430
等等我，高贵的骑士们！

846
01:15:20,970 --> 01:15:22,390
柔依？你在这干嘛？

847
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,760
老修女的生活不适合我

848
01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:29,140
我要跟你们住在小农场

849
01:15:29,390 --> 01:15:31,150
什么小农场？

850
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,770
就是你们说的梦幻农庄啊

851
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:38,740
有大磨坊，谷仓，绵羊

852
01:15:38,990 --> 01:15:40,400
还有羊毛！

853
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,540
柔依...

854
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:48,080
我爱你

855
01:15:48,330 --> 01:15:49,870
# 我们杀了怪物 #

856
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,710
# 火烧它的屁股 #

857
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:54,790
# 我们捉龙猎人，走路都非常酷 #

858
01:15:55,050 --> 01:15:58,670
# 灭世龙死翘翘，我们举杯庆祝 #

859
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,260
# 阿诺把你的钱，都藏在阴暗处 #