1 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:52,650 你知道吗，人类几乎有50%是微生物? Did you know human beings are almost 50% microbial? 2 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:54,860 这意味着组成你身体的一半细胞 That means half the cells that make up your body 3 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:57,570 甚至不属于你。 don't even belong to you. 4 00:00:57,570 --> 00:01:03,120 它们属于在你体内爬行的微小微生物。 They belong to these tiny, microscopic organisms crawling inside of you. 5 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,580 所以，如果你仔细想想，根本就没有你。 So, if you think about it, there is no you. 6 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:09,210 你不是真的。 You're not real. 7 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:11,340 你是虚构的。 You're fictional. 8 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:13,840 ♬哦，不，我又做了一次 ♪ Oh, no, I did it again ♪ 9 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,010 ♬我听到他们的声音在我的脑海里太响了 ♪ I heard them all too loud Voices in my head ♪ 10 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,090 ♬现在我很孤独 ♪ And now I'm lonely ♪ 11 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:19,720 有人告诉我他们知道…♪ ♪ Someone to tell me They knew... ♪ 12 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,140 你只是一个被美化了的细菌群落。 You're just a glorified bacterial colony. 13 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,180 我确实知道。 I did know that. 14 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,520 因为你以前告诉过我。 Because you've told me before. 15 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:35,030 上次是什么时候 When was the last time 16 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:36,690 你有想撕开手指上的老茧的冲动吗? you had the urge to open the callus on your finger? 17 00:01:39,110 --> 00:01:41,240 -今天早上。-那你呢? - This morning. - And did you? 18 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,950 是的。 Yes. 19 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:49,000 也许我们可以再试试暴露反应疗法。 Maybe we try exposure response therapy again. 20 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,620 哦,那……那不是给我的。 Oh, that... that wasn't for me. 21 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:52,880 好吧。 Okay. 22 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,050 你吃药了吗? Have you been taking your medication? 23 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:57,010 嗯… Uh... 24 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:00,220 有时。 Sometimes. 25 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:03,510 你必须每天服药，这样才能起作用。你知道的。 You have to take your medication every day, for it to work. You know that. 26 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,810 你在想什么? What are you thinking? 27 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:12,190 我觉得这不公平 I was thinking it's not fair 28 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:16,690 你和其他正常人都知道 that you and every other normal person can know 29 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:18,650 你浑身都是细菌，却一点都不在乎。 you're covered in bacteria and not give a shit. 30 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:20,570 -我不喜欢"正常"这个词-我不喜欢这些词 - I don't like the word "normal." - And I don't like the words 31 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:23,700 你写在笔记本上描述我， that you write on your notepad to describe me, 32 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:26,990 但是如果鞋子合适的话。 but if the shoe fits. 33 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:28,500 当然，他们承认你在挣扎， Sure, they acknowledge you're struggling, 34 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,710 但它们也反映出你远不止于此 but they also reflect that you are so much more 35 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:33,500 而不是你的强迫症。 than your OCD. 36 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,960 你很聪明，有创造力，有思想。 You're smart, and creative, and thoughtful. 37 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,840 好的，谢谢。但是，求你了，别说了。 Okay, thank you. But, please, just stop. 38 00:02:41,550 --> 00:02:44,050 所以你希望自己更像正常人吗? So, you wish you were more like normal people? 39 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,350 不。 No. 40 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:48,970 我真想跟正常人一样。 I'd kill to be like normal people. 41 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,520 {\an8}♬我认输了♬ {\an8}♪ I'm caving out ♪ 42 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,280 {\an8}而我只是坐着♬ {\an8}♪ And I just sit back ♪ 43 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,440 {\an8}当我看着我淹死♬ {\an8}♪ While I watch me drown ♪ 44 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:05,450 {\an8}所以我安然无恙 {\an8}♪ So I'm safe and sound ♪ 45 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,950 {\an8}当我在这个房间里的时候 {\an8}♪ While I'm in this room ♪ 46 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,120 {\an8}不，这不是什么新鲜事 {\an8}♪ No, it's nothing new ♪ 47 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,670 {\an8}♬哦哦♬ {\an8}♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 48 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:27,050 {\an8}哦，不，我又做了一次 {\an8}♪ Oh, no, I did it again ♪ 49 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:30,640 {\an8}我告诉世界我很好从来没有接近边缘 {\an8}♪ I told the world I'm fine Never near the edge ♪ 50 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,060 {\an8}而现在我正在坠落 {\an8}♪ And now I'm falling ♪ 51 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:34,190 {\an8}♬告诉他们真相已经太晚了 {\an8}♪ Too late to tell them The truth ♪ 52 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,770 {\an8}哦，不，我又做了一次 {\an8}♪ Oh, no, I did it again ♪ 53 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,820 ♬我听到他们的声音太大了，在我的脑海里♬ {\an8}♪ I heard them all too loud Voices in my head ♪ 54 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,490 {\an8}现在我很孤独 {\an8}♪ And now I'm lonely ♪ 55 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,860 {\an8}有人告诉我他们知道♬ {\an8}♪ Someone to tell me They knew ♪ 56 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,160 因为我要放弃了 ♪ 'Cause I'm caving out ♪ 57 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:56,170 {\an8}而我只是坐着♬ {\an8}♪ And I just sit back ♪ 58 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,290 ♬当我看着我淹死 ♪ While I watch me drown ♪ 59 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,340 ♬所以我很安全 ♪ So I'm safe and sound ♪ 60 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:06,760 ♬当我在这个房间里的时候 ♪ While I'm in this room ♪ 61 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:10,010 ♬不，这不是什么新鲜事 ♪ No, it's nothing new ♪ 62 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:11,970 ♬哦哦♬ ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 63 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:14,270 {\an8}-♬哦，不，我又做了一次♬-♬因为我认输了 {\an8}-♪ Oh, no, I did it again ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I'm caving out ♪ 64 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:16,520 {\an8}♬我让我的思想泄漏给我所有的朋友 {\an8}♪ I let my mind leak out Into all my friends ♪ 65 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,400 {\an8}而我只是坐着♬ {\an8}♪ And I just sit back ♪ 66 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,440 {\an8}当我看着我淹死♬ {\an8}♪ While I watch me drown ♪ 67 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,860 {\an8}-♬哦，不，我又做了一次♬-♬所以我安然无恙 {\an8}-♪ Oh, no, I did it again ♪ - ♪ So I'm safe and sound ♪ 68 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:28,070 {\an8}我让自己进入内心，直到沉默结束 {\an8}♪ I let myself inside Till the silence ends ♪ 69 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:29,620 {\an8}♬说真话太迟了 {\an8}♪ Too late to tell the truth ♪ 70 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,080 {\an8}♪溜走，想着你♪ {\an8}♪ Slipping and thinking Of you ♪ 71 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,700 {\an8}这不是什么新鲜事 {\an8}♪ And it's nothing new ♪ 72 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:35,580 {\an8}♪溜走，想着你♪ {\an8}♪ Slipping and thinking Of you ♪ 73 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:38,330 {\an8}♬悄悄溜走，想着你……♪ {\an8}♪ Slipping and thinking Of you... ♪ 74 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:43,510 ♪滑倒，思念着你…♪ ♪ Slipping and thinking Of you... ♪ 75 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:50,050 ♬滑倒，想念着你 ♪ Slipping and thinking Of you ♪ 76 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:52,140 ♪滑倒，思念着你…♪ ♪ Slipping and thinking Of you... ♪ 77 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:55,060 那么，你觉得呢? So, what do you think? 78 00:04:58,020 --> 00:04:59,520 的什么? Of what? 79 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,900 霍姆西，我的头发是尴尬的火烈鸟的颜色。 Holmsey, my hair is the color of an embarrassed flamingo. 80 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,440 是的，这不是一件好事。 Yeah, it's not a good thing. 81 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,820 真不敢相信你真的这么做了。 I can't believe you actually went through with it. 82 00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:11,620 这是大胆的。 It's bold. 83 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:14,330 黛西·拉米雷斯伤的是心，不是承诺。 Daisy Ramirez breaks hearts, not promises. 84 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,920 你觉得我应该在脚踝上纹这么大的纹身吗? Do you think I should get that tattooed, like, yea big on my ankle? 85 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,330 不过,没有。 Still, no. 86 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:21,790 -来看看我的新作品。哦。 - Hey, check out my new piece. Oh. 87 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,420 他的新作品。 His new piece. 88 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,260 Bam。 Bam. 89 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,300 他是热的。他是谁? He's hot. Who is he? 90 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:29,090 他是Mychal 101。 He's Mychal 101. 91 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:31,760 我用Photoshop把100个叫Mychal的人的脸平均下来， I used Photoshop to average the faces of 100 people named Mychal, 92 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,970 -但是像我一样用“Y”拼写。 - but spelled with a "Y" like me. 93 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:36,430 他们的脸的平均值变成了他。 And the average of their faces became him. 94 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:37,600 101团。 The 101st Mychal. 95 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,270 -你好，Mychal 101。 - Hello, Mychal 101. 96 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,360 好了，现在我掌握了技巧… Yeah, so, now that I've got the technique down... 97 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,230 那是你的胃在消化三明治。 That's your stomach digesting your sandwich. 98 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:47,280 做一篇关于白河高中面貌的文章。 Make a piece about the face of White River High. 99 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:54,280 所有的细菌都在咀嚼花生酱和蜂蜜的黏液。 All the bacteria chewing the slime of the peanut butter and honey. 100 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:57,950 你能感觉到它们在你体内生长、繁殖、死亡。 You can feel them living, and breeding, and dying inside of you. 101 00:05:57,950 --> 00:05:59,460 你的身体只是一个宿主 Your body is nothing but a host 102 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,290 大量的寄生生物， to a massive collection of parasitic organisms, 103 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:03,630 准备好引起感染，准备好引起感染， ready to cause infection, ready to cause infection, 104 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,750 准备引起感染。 ready to cause infection. 105 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,670 霍尔姆斯，你在听吗? Holmsey, are you listening? 106 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:09,970 我在听我的消化道发出的杂音。 I am listening to the cacophony of my digestive tract. 107 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,430 -阿扎? - Aza? 108 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,010 是的。是吗? Yeah. Yeah? 109 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:15,260 你最后一次见到戴维斯是什么时候? When was the last time you saw Davis? 110 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:17,180 {\an8}嗯，我不……我不知道。 {\an8}Um, I don't... I don't know. 111 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:18,850 你认识戴维斯·皮克特吗? You know Davis Pickett? 112 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:20,350 是的，当他们还是孩子的时候。 Yeah, when they were kids. 113 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:22,480 ——什么?-他们去露营了。 - What? - They went to camp. 114 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,110 太吵了。 It's too loud. 115 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,070 为什么声音这么大? Why is it so loud? 116 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:28,940 过多的腹部噪音是不常见的 Excessive abdominal noise is an uncommon 117 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:32,610 但并非前所未有，这是艰难梭菌感染的症状。 but not unprecedented, symptom of a C. diff infection. 118 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:35,200 即使是中度的艰难梭菌感染也会迅速恶化。 Even moderate C. diff infections can quickly worsen. 119 00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:38,080 肠壁损伤 Damage to the intestinal lining 120 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:42,830 导致细菌进入腹腔， causes bacteria to spill into the abdominal cavity, 121 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:45,380 导致危及生命的感染。 leading to a life-threatening infection. 122 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:51,090 你得把创可贴换了。 You need to change the Band-Aid. 123 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,930 你可能被感染了。 You're probably infected. 124 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:54,760 你需要排出感染。沥干水，清洗干净。 You need to drain the infection. Drain it and clean it. 125 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,680 在伤口变得更糟之前，赶紧贴个新的创可贴。 Put on a new Band-Aid before it gets any worse. 126 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,730 我要去我的储物柜 I gotta go to my locker. 127 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,110 大多数艰难梭菌病例发生在医院。 Most C. diff cases occur in hospitals. 128 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:09,440 你没有去过医院，但你出汗了，感觉很热。 You haven't been to a hospital, but you're sweating and you feel hot. 129 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,490 你可能发烧了。 You probably have a fever. 130 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:14,990 发烧也是艰难梭菌的症状之一。 A fever is also a symptom of C. diff. 131 00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:17,330 -别说了，你又没发烧。 - Stop it, you don't have a fever. 132 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:21,160 你还没有发烧。 You don't have a fever yet. 133 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:27,290 你怎么能忘了换创可贴呢? How could you forget to change the Band-Aid? 134 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:29,090 我真的不这么认为。 I really don't think I did. 135 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:33,800 你改了，你忘了改，现在太晚了。 You did, you forgot to change it, and now it's too late. 136 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,590 你有艰难梭菌，你会 You have C. diff, and you're gonna-- 137 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:52,940 认为螺旋? Thought spiral? 138 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:56,320 是的。 Yeah. 139 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,450 明天我午休的时候我们一起出去玩，好吗? Well, tomorrow, we're gonna hang out on my lunch break, right? 140 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:01,410 我说的"出去玩"是指你要在我午休的时候来接我吗? And by "hang out" I mean, you're gonna pick me up on my lunch break? 141 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:03,250 ——确定。-谢天谢地。 - Sure. - Thank God. 142 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,330 明天见。爱你。 I'll see you tomorrow. Love you. 143 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,750 再见。 Bye. 144 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:16,760 -不准在走廊打电话，阿扎。 - No phones in the hallway, Aza. 145 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,260 不准在上学时间监视你女儿，妈妈。 No spying on your daughter during school hours, Mom. 146 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,520 你看起来很累。 You look tired. 147 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,770 你还好吗? You feeling okay? 148 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,270 是的。 Yeah. 149 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:28,730 你拿着你的… And you're taking your... 150 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:29,860 是的。 Yes. 151 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,900 嘿，你明天下午想去看电影吗? Hey, do you wanna go to a movie sometime tomorrow afternoon? 152 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,610 我这周几乎都见不到你。 I barely get to see you during the week. 153 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:37,660 我和黛西在一起。 I'm hanging out with Daisy. 154 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:40,160 那星期天怎么样? Maybe Sunday then? 155 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,490 也许吧。 Maybe. 156 00:08:42,950 --> 00:08:45,830 嘿,每一个人。 Hey, everybody. 157 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:49,040 叔本华曾经说过:“人可以做他想做的事， Schopenhauer once said, "Man can do what he wills, 158 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,500 但他不能随心所欲。” but he cannot will what he wills." 159 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,210 我们的动机可能是预先确定的， Our motives may be predetermined, 160 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:55,760 但这取决于我们如何根据这些动机采取行动。 but it's up to us how we act on those motives. 161 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,970 想想这个。 And consider this. 162 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:01,850 如果你改变老鼠的微生物群，也就是它胃里的细菌菌落， If you alter a mouse's microbiome, the colonies of bacteria in its stomach, 163 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:04,180 老鼠会突然寻找不同的食物 the mouse will suddenly seek out different foods-- 164 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:13,650 可怕的新闻。我抽的是短签， Horrible news. I drew the short straw, 165 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:17,240 也就是说我得穿上那套该死的栗鼠肯尼戏服。 which means I have to get in the freakin' Kenny the chinchilla costume. 166 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,320 B.O.布莱恩整个早上都在里面。 And B.O. Brian was in it all morning. 167 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,450 所以，让我们好好利用这段午休时间吧。 So, let's make this lunch break count. 168 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,830 真的吗? Really? 169 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,710 你知道在哈罗德是不允许喝不透明液体的。 You know you're not allowed to drink non-clear liquids in Harold. 170 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:34,500 这是香草。clear-adjacent。 It's vanilla. It's clear-adjacent. 171 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:37,630 很好。 Fine. 172 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:43,390 空的。 Empty. 173 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:45,560 ——快乐吗?——嗯。 - Happy? - Mm-hmm. 174 00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:52,360 快乐,哈罗德? Happy, Harold? 175 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,860 是的，他是。 Yes, he is. 176 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,690 -不管怎样 - For what it's worth, 177 00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:57,690 你爸爸肯定是从天上来的， your dad is definitely smiling down from the great beyond, 178 00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,820 我很骄傲你对他的旧车这么挑剔。 proud of how anal you're being about his old car. 179 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,870 收音机还是CD? Radio or the CD? 180 00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:03,990 CD,总是这样。 CD, always. 181 00:10:03,990 --> 00:10:06,580 想想看，所有可能卡在这里的cd… Just think, of all the CDs that could have gotten stuck in here... 182 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,710 ．．．它最终成为有史以来最伟大的专辑。 ...it wound up being the greatest album of all time. 183 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:23,220 -对不起，杰克逊小姐-哦 - ♪ I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 184 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:25,560 ♬我是真的♬ ♪ I am for real ♪ 185 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,180 从不想让你的女儿哭 ♪ Never meant To make your daughter cry ♪ 186 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:29,980 ♬我向你道歉无数次 ♪ I apologize A trillion times ♪ 187 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:35,230 ♬哦，我是真的♬ ♪ Ooh, I am for real ♪ 188 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,820 ♬为了真的♬ ♪ For real ♪ 189 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,440 从不想让你的女儿哭 ♪ Never meant To make your daughter cry ♪ 190 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,570 ♬我向你道歉无数次 ♪ I apologize A trillion times ♪ 191 00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:43,070 在橡树上，我希望我们能永远这样 ♪ On the oak tree I hope we feel Like this forever ♪ 192 00:10:43,070 --> 00:10:44,780 -永远?♬-♬永远永远?♪ - ♪ Forever? ♪ - ♪ Forever ever? ♪ 193 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,410 ♬永远?♪ ♪ Forever ever? ♪ 194 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:48,700 永远似乎从来没有那么长，直到你长大 ♪ Forever never seems that long Until you're grown ♪ 195 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,960 ♬请注意，每一天的尺子都不会太错 ♪ And notice that The day-by-day ruler Can't be too wrong ♪ 196 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,380 ♬杰克逊小姐，我的意图是好的，我希望我能♬ ♪ Ms. Jackson My intentions were good I wish I could ♪ 197 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,920 ♬成为一个魔术师，让所有的悲伤变得更加悲伤 ♪ Become a magician To abracadabra all the sadder ♪ 198 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,170 ♬想着我，想着她，想着他 ♪ Thoughts of me Thoughts of she Thoughts of he ♪ 199 00:10:58,170 --> 00:11:01,090 ♬问我和她的感觉发生了什么 ♪ Asking what happened To the feeling That her and me ♪ 200 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:02,880 嗨,冬青。 Hi, Holly. 201 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,600 我们给女士做个素汉堡。除了面包什么都拿着。 We'll do a veggie burger for milady. Hold everything but the bun. 202 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,600 还有一个闪耀的德州人。 And a blazin' Texan for me. 203 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,230 如果可能的话，再来点。 Extra blazing, if that's possible. 204 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:13,730 我今天过得很愉快。 I'm having a day. 205 00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:15,270 让我猜猜，你有优惠券吗? Let me guess, you have a coupon? 206 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,940 事实上，我们有。 We do, in fact. 207 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:21,650 要喝点什么吗? Anything to drink? 208 00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:24,570 我们是继承人吗?两个水域。 What are we, heiresses? Two waters. 209 00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,700 如果你再给我25美分小费，我对天发誓。 If you tip me in quarters again, I swear to God. 210 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,580 为什么戴维斯上新闻了? Why is Davis on the news? 211 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:34,120 因为他爸爸失踪了。这就是我说的。 Because his dad is missing. That's what I was talking about. 212 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,750 你没听到我说吗? You didn't hear me say that? 213 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,460 亿万富翁，罗素·皮克特，似乎 Billionaire, Russell Pickett, seemingly-- 214 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:39,380 你现在听到了吗? Do you hear me now? 215 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,670 皮克特工程公司正在进行一项大型建筑工程 Pickett Engineering was working on a massive construction project 216 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:44,380 用来清理怀特河的污水 designed to clean sewage from the White River 217 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:47,720 通过扩建现有的隧道和分流河道 by expanding existing tunnels and diverting the creek 218 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,640 {\an8}被称为波格的运行。 {\an8}known as Pogue's Run. 219 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,310 皮克特很可能得到了消息 {\an8}Pickett had likely been tipped off 220 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:54,480 他被指控欺诈和贿赂 {\an8}that he was being charged with fraud and bribery 221 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,520 他的被捕迫在眉睫。 {\an8}and that his arrest was imminent. 222 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,610 {\ an8}——呀!。-皮克特先生是个鳏夫，有两个儿子 {\an8}- Yikes. - Mr. Pickett is a widower with two sons, 223 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:01,230 戴维斯和诺亚。 {\an8}Davis and Noah. 224 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:04,400 德怀特·艾伦警探给了我们更多搜索的细节。 {\an8}Detective Dwight Allen gave us more details on the search. 225 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,910 联邦调查局悬赏10万美元 The FBI is offering a $100,000 reward 226 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:09,620 给任何有消息的人 for anyone who has information 227 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:12,080 导致皮克特先生的发现 that would lead to the discovery of Mr. Pickett. 228 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,830 -妈的!-任何有相关信息的人 - Holy shit! - Anyone with any pertinent information 229 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,170 关于这次调查的人应该联系-我操! - about this investigation should contact-- - Holy shit! 230 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,000 你以为是谁在照顾戴维斯和诺亚? Who do you think is taking care of Davis and Noah? 231 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,090 可能是他们众多仆人中的一个。 Probably one of their bajillion servants. 232 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,220 他们富有。富人总是很好。 They're rich. Rich people are always fine. 233 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:31,100 我觉得你错过了外卖，那是十万美元。 I think you're missing the takeaway here, which is $100,000. 234 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,310 怎么了? What about it? 235 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:35,060 你和戴维斯以前是朋友。 You and Davis used to be friends. 236 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:37,650 是的，在悲伤夏令营待了一个夏天。 Yeah, for one summer at sad camp. 237 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,690 他可能都不记得我了。 He might not even remember me. 238 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,900 他会记得你的。那狗屁东西把你们一辈子绑在一起。 He'll remember you. That shit bonds you for life. 239 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,740 而且你令人难忘。 And you're memorable. 240 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,160 即使他知道， Even if he does, 241 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,410 也不代表我知道怎么找到他失踪的爸爸 it doesn't mean I know how to find his missing dad. 242 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:53,370 好吧，但这让我们比其他人抢先一步。 Okay, but it gives us a leg up on everyone else. 243 00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:57,750 我们不是对十万美金嗤之以鼻的人，霍尔姆西。 We are not people to turn our noses up at a hundred grand, Holmsey. 244 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:02,300 我现在正在洗球坑球，每小时8.4美元。 I am currently washing ball pit balls for $8.40 an hour. 245 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,550 你知道我在洗蛋蛋上的什么吗? Do you know what I'm washing off the balls? 246 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,550 你呢? Do you? 247 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,800 -是尿。——嗯。 - It's pee. - Mmm. 248 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,470 是尿，阿扎。尿尿。 It's pee, Aza. Pee-pee. 249 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:13,640 是的,好的。 Yeah, okay. 250 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,560 尽管我很想这么想 And as much as I would love to think 251 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,480 我的《星球大战》同人小说会让我发大财 that my Star Wars fanfic is going to make me stupid rich, 252 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,400 只是现在还不能指望。 just can't rely on that right now. 253 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,230 因此，这是我们欠自己的， Ergo, we owe it to ourselves, 254 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:26,780 为了我们的家庭，为了我们的未来去争取这10万美元。 to our families, and to our futures to try and get this 100 grand. 255 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:31,370 那么多钱，我们可以点汽水。 That kind of money, we could order sodas. 256 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,540 我就是不明白为什么罗素·皮克特会悄无声息地消失。 I just don't get how Russell Pickett disappeared without anyone knowing. 257 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,500 我是说，有钱人不是有一堆监控摄像头吗 I mean, don't rich people have a bunch of security cameras 258 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,000 在他们的庄园里? in their manors? 259 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,800 比如，确保没人偷他们的珠宝? Like, to make sure that nobody steals their jewels? 260 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,970 实际上，他们只有一个摄像头。 Actually, they only have one camera. 261 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,340 你怎么知道的? How do you know? 262 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,840 夏令营结束后，戴维斯邀请我参加他的13岁生日。 After that summer at camp, Davis invited me to his 13th birthday. 263 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,060 有个孩子给他买了个动作捕捉相机 Some kid got him this motion capture camera 264 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,600 因为他真的很喜欢追踪动物， because he was really into tracking animals, 265 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,270 当着大家的面 and in front of everyone, 266 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,350 他爸爸突然变得冷漠，说他留不住了。 his dad just turned all cold and said he couldn't keep it. 267 00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:00,520 为什么? Why? 268 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,440 哦,因为… Uh, because... 269 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,610 “隐私是你能拥有的最重要的东西， "Privacy is the most important thing you can have, 270 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,900 如果你没有这些，你就一无所有。” and if you don't have that, you have nothing." 271 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,450 对一个只想好好享受生日的孩子来说这番话太疯狂了 It's a pretty crazy speech to give a kid who's just trying to enjoy his birthday 272 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:14,450 不要为他死去的妈妈伤心。 and not be sad about his dead mom. 273 00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:15,660 认真对待。 Seriously. 274 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,290 总之，戴维斯生气了 Anyway, uh, Davis got upset, 275 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,750 最后，他爸爸让步了，让他留着。 and, finally, his dad caved and let him keep it. 276 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,830 嗯。 Huh. 277 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,420 不，不，不，不要…… No, no, no, don't... 278 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:24,590 -不要靠。 - Don't lean. 279 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,340 对不起。对不起。 Sorry. Sorry. 280 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,800 好吧。所以… Okay. So... 281 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,390 我们得拿到那台摄像机。你知道他在哪里安装的吗? we've gotta get our hands on that camera. Do you know where he installed it? 282 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,970 排序的。 Sort of. 283 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:39,060 我们都帮他把它挂在河边的一棵大树上。 We all helped him put it up in this huge tree near the river. 284 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:43,150 霍尔姆斯，我们有线索了。 Holmsey, we have a lead. 285 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:49,900 你在干什么?-我在打电话。 What are you doing? - I'm on the phone. 286 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,660 埃里克,嗨。这是黛西。 Eric, hi. It's Daisy. 287 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,320 是的,那是……这就是我打电话的原因。 Yes, that's... that's actually why I'm calling. 288 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,830 我真的，真的需要休息一下午。 I really, really need the afternoon off. 289 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,830 我很确定我有… I'm pretty sure that I have... 290 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:03,460 什么是高度传染性的胃病? What's a highly contagious stomach bug? 291 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,460 诺瓦克病毒。 Norovirus. 292 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,880 诺瓦克病毒。 Definitely Norovirus. 293 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,880 百分之百是诺如病毒。 100% it's Norovirus. 294 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,760 感觉像诺如病毒。 It feels like Norovirus. 295 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,510 谢谢你！好吧。 Thank you. Okay. 296 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:17,890 ——再见。 - Bye. 297 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,060 你还留着那只独木舟吗? Do you still have that canoe? 298 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:36,410 这水必须含有50%的尿液。 This water has to be like, 50% urine. 299 00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,080 这是好的一半。 That's the good half. 300 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,790 在开玩笑。 Kidding. 301 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,710 这水里充满了细菌。 This water is teeming with bacteria. 302 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,090 多么糟糕的一天! What a day! 303 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:54,800 阳光灿烂，独木舟漂浮， The sun's a-shining, the canoe's a-floating, 304 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,640 我们即将实现美国梦。 and we're about to live the American dream. 305 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:01,470 从别人的不幸中获益。 Benefiting from someone else's misfortune. 306 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:04,190 你能划得轻一点吗，这样我就不会溅到水了? Could you please row a little gentler, so I don't get splashed? 307 00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:05,400 对不起。 Sorry. 308 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,020 水会溅到你身上， The water will get on you, 309 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,730 那就只是时间问题了 and then it's only a matter of time before-- 310 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,570 你知道吗，这条河是我 Hey, did you know that this river is the only reason 311 00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,240 印第安纳波利斯真的存在吗? that Indianapolis even exists? 312 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,490 我知道你想分散我的注意力。 I know you're trying to distract me. 313 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,450 没错，但你知道我的事吗? Yep, but did you know my thing? 314 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:22,160 细菌会导致贾第鞭毛虫。 Bacteria can lead to Giardia. 315 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:26,250 所以，当印第安纳州刚成为一个州的时候， So, back when Indiana first became a state, 316 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,790 关于首都应该建在哪里，有很多激烈的争论。 there were all of these heated debates about where the capital should be. 317 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:33,920 他们注意到在这个州的中心有一条河。 And they noticed that there's a river right smack in the center of the state. 318 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:38,140 所以，他们说，“布姆沙卡拉卡，我们的首都的完美之地。” So, they're like, "Boomshakalaka, perfect place for our capital." 319 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,680 但是，在他们宣布之后， But then, after they made the announcement, 320 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,180 他们意识到白河大概有六英寸深， they realized that the White River is, like, six inches deep, 321 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,560 而且你根本不可能让汽船浮在上面。 and there's no way in hell you can float a steamship down it. 322 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,690 很长一段时间， For a long time, 323 00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,610 印第安纳波利斯是世界上最大的城市 Indianapolis was the largest city in the world 324 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,030 不是在通航的水道上。 not on a navigable waterway. 325 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,820 这真的很有趣。 That's actually really interesting. 326 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,660 是的，我知道你会喜欢的。 Yeah, I knew you'd like that. 327 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,740 看啊，我们到了! And look at that, we're here! 328 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,120 差不多了! Almost! 329 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:11,170 也许这是我们该回家的信号。 Maybe this is a literal sign we should go home now. 330 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,090 不。 Nah. 331 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,680 这是合理的推诿。 It's plausible deniability. 332 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,390 现在…(叹气)霍尔姆西，去摄像机怎么走? Now... [sighs] which way to that camera, Holmsey? 333 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,220 我不知道。 I have no idea. 334 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,730 你为什么就不能有那种超级善于观察的强迫症呢 Why can't you have that super observant kind of OCD 335 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,980 这使你成为一名出色的侦探 that makes you an amazing detective 336 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,650 在我爸看的那些犯罪剧里吗? in all those crime shows that my dad watches? 337 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,370 嘘! Shh! 338 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:56,710 这看起来眼熟吗? Does this look familiar at all? 339 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,220 ♬走到我面前期待着……♪ ♪ Walking up to me Expecting... ♪ 340 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,800 没有?只是森林?好吧。 No? Just woods? Okay. 341 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,520 你在干什么? What are you doing? 342 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:08,730 光剑。 Lightsaber. 343 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,650 你试一试。 You try. 344 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,230 你说对了。 You got it. 345 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:18,490 ♬啊♬ ♪ Ah ♪ 346 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,990 羽加迪姆勒维奥萨。 Wingardium Leviosa. 347 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:31,120 不。错误的特许经营。我知道你也知道。 No. Wrong franchise. And I know that you know that. 348 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,630 我们能回家吗? Can we please just go home? 349 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,130 这是愚蠢的，巨大的浪费… This was an idiotic, massive waste of... 350 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,390 有……这就是那棵树。 There's... there's the tree. 351 00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,140 还有照相机。 And the camera. 352 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:48,890 是的! Yes! 353 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,850 上面发生了什么? What is happening up there? 354 00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:53,980 我的核心力量并不出名。 I'm not exactly known for my core strength. 355 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,770 它不能和我的手机同步。 It won't sync with my phone. 356 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:57,070 你的蓝牙开了吗? Well, is your Bluetooth on? 357 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,820 是的，我的蓝牙开启了。 Yes, my Bluetooth is on. 358 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:02,360 ——哦。——什么? - Oh. - What? 359 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,370 -没开。阿扎! - It wasn't on. Aza! 360 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,830 ——好的。这是工作。——是吗? - Okay. It's working. - Yeah? 361 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,120 -是的，照片正在加载。——好的。 - Yeah, the photos are loading. - Okay. 362 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,080 我不想吓到你， Um, I don't want to alarm you, 363 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,960 但肯定有一辆高尔夫球车朝我们模糊的方向开过来。 but there is definitely a golf cart headed in our vague direction. 364 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,130 等待。模糊是什么意思? Wait. What do you mean vague? 365 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,880 好吧，我觉得只是流传一下而已。 All right, I think it's just making the rounds. 366 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,220 我们很好。放松。 We're good. Relax. 367 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:25,720 不，不太好。非常糟糕。它肯定看到我们了。 Nope, not good. Very bad. It definitely saw us. 368 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,140 -等一下，等一下-快点，快点 - One sec, one sec, one sec. - Come on, hurry! 369 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,810 -好吧，好吧，好吧——快点!好吗?好吗? - Okay, okay, okay. - Hurry! Good? Good? 370 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:30,020 -对，对，对。嗯哼。-没事吧?我们好吗?好吧。 - Yep, yep, yep. Mm-hmm. - We're good? We're good? Okay. 371 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,350 好吧。我们很好。好吧,好吧。 Okay. We're good. Okay, okay. 372 00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:32,850 ——啊! - Ah! 373 00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,770 -我们该怎么办? - What do we do? 374 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:36,440 我们是“遇险少女”。 We "damsel in distress." 375 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,070 -是的，嗯… - Yeah, um... 376 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,940 哦，不，我不会那样做的。我不会那么做的。 Oh, no, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. 377 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,030 好吧，好吧。这很好。没关系，别担心。 Okay, all right. That's fine. That's fine, don't worry. 378 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,450 神。 God. 379 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,240 在那里。在那里。在那里。 There. There. There. 380 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,490 不! No! 381 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,410 -你们俩在这儿干什么? - What are you two doing here? 382 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,290 除了非法侵入? Other than trespassing? 383 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:58,000 嗨。感谢上帝。我们,呃…… Hi. Thank God. We, um... 384 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,300 我们当时在划独木舟，一定是撞上了岩石。 We were canoeing and we must have hit a rock. 385 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,470 多个岩石。 Multiple rocks. 386 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,680 我们开始用水。 We started taking on water. 387 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,930 好不容易才到岸边。 Barely made it to shore. 388 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:12,430 但是阿扎， But Aza here, 389 00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:16,020 她恰好是戴维斯·皮克特的朋友。 she actually happens to be friends with Davis Pickett. 390 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,270 也许你能带我们去见他。 Maybe you could take us to him. 391 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,490 这是我的荣幸。 It would be my pleasure. 392 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:24,570 哦。 Oh. 393 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,450 谢谢你！ Thank you. 394 00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:30,580 因为如果他不认识你的朋友，我就要报警了。 Because if he doesn't know your friend, I'm calling the police. 395 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,910 乐趣。 Fun. 396 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:37,330 悲伤夏令营会让你终生难忘，不是吗? Sad camp does bond you for life, doesn't it? 397 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,050 哇!崎岖不平的。 Whoo! Bumpy. 398 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:03,190 戴维斯，你有访客。 Davis, you have, uh, some visitors. 399 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:07,410 阿扎。你在这里做什么? Aza. What are you doing here? 400 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,370 嗨,戴维斯。 Hi, Davis. 401 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,240 看吧，我告诉过你他们认识。 See, I told you they knew each other. 402 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:19,460 抱歉，我们撞上了一块石头，被冲上岸了。豪宅。 Uh, sorry, we hit a rock and washed ashore on your... mansion. 403 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,960 抱歉打扰了。 Uh, apologies for the intrusion. 404 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:28,090 呃，好吧，我要…我想我要…… Uh, well, I'm gonna... I think I'm gonna... 405 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:29,970 我去打个电话。 I'm gonna go make a phone call. 406 00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:33,220 确保我们有独木舟保险 Um, make sure that we have that canoe insurance 407 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,140 我跟你说过的 that I was telling you about. 408 00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:36,930 国营农场吗? State Farm? 409 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:42,900 黛西的事我很抱歉。嗯… Sorry about Daisy. Um... 410 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,230 她是一个… She's a... 411 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,700 狮子座。 Leo. 412 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,570 你知道什么是疯狂吗? You know what's crazy? 413 00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:51,700 我正在想你呢。 I was just thinking about you. 414 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,780 你是吗? You were? 415 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,540 是啊，新闻上所有人都在用我爸的全名， Yeah, everyone on the news keeps using my dad's full name, 416 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,790 拉塞尔·戴维斯·皮克特。 Russell Davis Pickett. 417 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,710 我一直在想"那是我的名字" And I keep thinking, "That's my name." 418 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,210 这让你想起了我? That made you think of me? 419 00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:06,010 我记得你说过你爸爸想让你拥有 I remember you said that your dad wanted you to have 420 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:07,920 你自己独特的名字。 your own unique name. 421 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,550 一个你可以自己发出的声音。 A sound you could make your own. 422 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:12,680 “A到Z，然后再回来。” "A to Z and back again." 423 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,350 我爸爸把我升到了三年级。 My dad made me a junior. 424 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,640 就像我做的那样。 As I made juniority. 425 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:21,310 你不是你的名字。 Well, you're not your name. 426 00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:25,980 对于这一切我真的很抱歉。 I'm really sorry about everything. 427 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,950 我相信他很快就会来的。 I'm sure he'll turn up soon. 428 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,960 我希望如此，看在诺亚的份上， I mean, I hope so, for Noah's sake, 429 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,170 但我爸爸是个人渣。 but my dad's a shitbag. 430 00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:45,670 也许用错词了。 Maybe that's the wrong word. 431 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:48,420 他是个懦夫，是个罪犯。 He's a coward and a criminal. 432 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:52,260 他可能躲在瑞士阿尔卑斯山，正在做按摩呢。 He's probably holed up in the Swiss Alps, getting a massage right now. 433 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,810 嘿，想和我一起玩下一个吗? Hey, wanna play the next one with me? 434 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:58,770 当然，但首先，说声“嗨”。还记得我的朋友阿扎吗? Sure, but first, say "hi." Remember my friend Aza? 435 00:22:58,770 --> 00:22:59,980 吃晚饭吗? Sup? 436 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,190 嘿，很高兴见到你。 Hey, nice to see you. 437 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,480 我该走了。 Uh, well, I should get going. 438 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,240 你需要我载你回家吗?因为莱尔可以打败你。没问题。 Do you need a ride home? 'Cause Lyle can take you. It's no problem. 439 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,490 确定。谢谢。 Sure. Thanks. 440 00:23:14,490 --> 00:23:17,700 我希望我不会再见到你了，阿扎。 I hope it's not years before I see you again, Aza. 441 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:28,960 所以，来吧，超人，说你愚蠢的台词 ♪ So, come on, Superman Say your stupid line ♪ 442 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,640 浣熊。——浣熊。 Raccoon. - Raccoon. 443 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,260 ——狼。——狼。 - Coyote. - Coyote. 444 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:38,430 你是要一直重复我的话还是… Are you gonna keep repeating me or... 445 00:23:38,430 --> 00:23:41,310 如果没用，我可以停下来。 I can stop if it doesn't help. 446 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:43,310 浣熊。浣熊。 Raccoon. Raccoon. 447 00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:44,770 什么都没有。什么都没有。 Nothing. Nothing. 448 00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:48,650 我将停止。我完成了。 I'll stop. I'm done. 449 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,240 ——什么都没有。 - Nothing. 450 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,200 ——什么都没有。 - Nothing. 451 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,780 花的时间太长了。 It's taking too long. 452 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:58,700 土狼。 Coyote. 453 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,370 哟!土狼在吃浣熊。 Ew! Coyote eating a raccoon. 454 00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:01,580 ——电子战。——哦。 - Ew. - Oh. 455 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,040 瞧,在那里!这是他。 Look, there! That's him. 456 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,380 这就是他。我的天啊!我的天啊! That's literally him. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 457 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:11,300 哦!他穿着巴宝莉逃走，当然是因为。 Oh! He's escaping in Burberry because, of course. 458 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,420 我的天，这是件大事。这是巨大的。 Oh, my God, this is huge. This is huge. 459 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:17,140 好吧，好吧，我们知道他是半夜离开的 Okay, okay, um, we know that he left in the middle of the night 460 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:20,810 因为时间戳，他还带了个行李袋。 because of the time stamp, and he brought a duffel bag. 461 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,140 我不知道这能给我们带来什么。 I'm not sure what this gets us. 462 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:27,190 是啊，我也是。 Yeah, me neither. 463 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:29,230 但这是有意义的! But it's something! 464 00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:31,440 幸运的是，戴维斯很喜欢你。 And lucky for us, Davis is totally into you. 465 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,320 所以，我们就再和他出去玩一次，深入了解他的内心。 So, we'll just hang out with him again and get inside the belly of the beast. 466 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,410 宅邸就是肚子。还是那只野兽? The mansion is the belly. Or is it the beast? 467 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,370 我不知道。我不…我一直不明白这句话的意思。 I don't know. I don't... I've never understood that saying. 468 00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:42,540 黛西…… Daisy... 469 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,620 -你真的觉得他喜欢我吗? - you really think he's into me? 470 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,340 是的，你也喜欢他。 Yes, and you're into him, too. 471 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:53,840 ——我……我不是。-你也是 - I'm... I'm not. - You are, too. 472 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,510 他真的很性感。你在开玩笑吗? He's literally so hot. Are you kidding me? 473 00:24:56,510 --> 00:24:58,640 看看你，你真是容光焕发。 Look at you, you're literally aglow. 474 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,970 -你在发光。-不，就算我是，我不是… - You're aglow. - No, even if I was, which I'm not... 475 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:03,270 -我没说我是。你。 - I'm not saying I am. You are. 476 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:04,930 没关系。 It doesn't matter. 477 00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:06,980 我不是… I'm not... 478 00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:09,190 我不能和任何人约会，你知道的。 I can't date anyone, you know that. 479 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:12,610 不，我不知道。你为什么不能? No, I don't know that. Why can't you? 480 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:16,570 也许是因为它的实际机制不适合我的才能? Maybe because the actual mechanics of it don't suit my talents? 481 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:17,990 —— The-- 482 00:25:17,990 --> 00:25:21,580 交换体液对我来说简直就是地狱。 Like, swapping bodily fluids is my idea of hell. 483 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,660 还有，当你和别人约会时， And also, when you date people, 484 00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:26,620 他们会说:“你在想什么?” they say stuff like, "What are you thinking?" 485 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:30,420 你应该说"我在想你，亲爱的" And you're supposed to say, "I'm thinking about you, darling." 486 00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:33,250 但你实际上是在想奶牛是如何无法生存的 But you're actually thinking about how cows literally could not survive 487 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,260 没有肠道里的微生物群。 without the microbiota in their guts. 488 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:38,800 这意味着，奶牛不是作为独立的生命形式存在的， Which means, cows sort of don't exist as independent life forms, 489 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,760 但你不能这么说，因为会显得很奇怪。 but you can't say that because it'll seem weird. 490 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,810 所以，你被迫在撒谎和表现怪异之间做出选择。 So, you're forced to choose between lying and seeming weird. 491 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:49,730 我觉得这是你和戴维斯未来约会的绝佳开场白。 I mean, I think that's a great icebreaker for your future date with Davis. 492 00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:53,610 我—— I'm-- 493 00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:56,530 听着，这确实很奇怪，但这是最好的方式。 Look, it is definitely weird, but in the best kind of way. 494 00:25:57,740 --> 00:25:58,990 像你一样，霍尔姆西。 Like you, Holmsey. 495 00:26:01,070 --> 00:26:03,620 你知道吗?我打赌如果你们真的接吻了， You know what? I bet that if you guys actually kissed, 496 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,370 你不会在想—— you would not be thinking about-- 497 00:26:05,370 --> 00:26:07,080 八千万个微生物。 Eighty million microbes. 498 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,420 哦。 Ooh. 499 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,580 如果他的微生物比你的好呢? What if his microbes are better than yours? 500 00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:14,800 对吧? Right? 501 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,260 也许你们俩亲热一下，你会更健康。 Like, maybe if you guys made out, you'd get healthier. 502 00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:20,130 也许吧。 Maybe. 503 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:23,890 如果你从他的微生物中获得超能力呢? What if you got superpowers from his microbes? 504 00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:25,600 是的。我的天啊。 Yes. Oh, my God. 505 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,180 “她本来是个正常的女孩，直到她吻了一个亿万富翁， "She was a normal girl until she kissed a billionaire, 506 00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:32,480 然后她变成了“微型比安卡”…… and then she became 'Micro Bianca... 507 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,110 -微生物女王!——嘘!停!停! - Queen of the Microbe!'" - Shh! Stop! Stop! 508 00:27:15,650 --> 00:27:17,230 “对抗压力最好的武器是 "The greatest weapon against stress is 509 00:27:17,230 --> 00:27:19,360 我们选择一种思想的能力。” our ability to choose one thought over another." 510 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:23,320 威廉·詹姆斯。 William James. 511 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,120 威廉·詹姆斯有什么超能力? What superpower did William James have? 512 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,830 我不能选择我的想法，就像我不能选择我的名字一样。 I can't choose my thoughts like I can't choose my name. 513 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:42,090 大家都在窥探我家的生意， With everyone snooping around my family's business, 514 00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:44,510 我想是时候关闭这个账户了。 I think it's time to shut this account down. 515 00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:47,550 所以，这是再见，我的朋友们。 So, this is goodbye, my friends. 516 00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:50,310 不过话说回来， Then again, uh, 517 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:55,810 没有人会说再见，除非他们还想再见到你。 {\an8}no one ever says goodbye unless they want to see you again. 518 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,090 -嘿，阿扎，最近怎么样?嘿。 - Hey, Aza, how's it goin'? Hey. 519 00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:21,380 很好。有什么事吗? It's good. Uh, what's up? 520 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:23,760 听着，我不想搞砸我们的朋友圈， Listen, I don't wanna mess up our friend group, 521 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,680 因为它真的很棒，我不想做任何奇怪的事情， because it's really great and I don't wanna make anything weird, 522 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:30,470 但是你认为 but do you think-- 523 00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:32,180 你可以……你完全可以拒绝我 And you can... you can totally tell me no 524 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,850 我不会觉得被冒犯了 and I won't be offended or anything. 525 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,350 ——嗯…——但, - Uh... - But-- 526 00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:38,480 我…我觉得我现在没办法和任何人约会。 I... I don't really think I can date anyone right now. 527 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,400 这太尴尬了。 Uh, this is awkward. 528 00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:44,110 我正要问 I was gonna ask 529 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:47,490 如果你觉得黛西愿意和我约会 if you think Daisy would wanna go out with me 530 00:28:47,490 --> 00:28:48,780 还是说这很疯狂? or if that's crazy? 531 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:50,580 但我是说，你也很棒，阿扎。 But I mean, you're great, too, Aza. 532 00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:52,330 -你知道-是的，是的，那是…这是个好主意。 - You know-- - Yes, yes, that's... that's a good idea. 533 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,660 你应该和她谈，而不是我， I mean, you should talk to her, not me, 534 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,460 但无论如何，去做吧。 but by all means, go for it. 535 00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:00,750 这太尴尬了。我现在很尴尬。 This is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed right now. 536 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,750 不，不，不。你也很漂亮，阿扎。 No, no, no. I mean, you're beautiful, too, Aza. 537 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,130 只是，你知道，我认识她的时候 It's just, you know, I've known her since-- 538 00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:06,760 嗯。不。很好。我们很好。 Mmm. No. It's good. We're good. 539 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,510 我想这是有道理的。 I guess it makes sense. 540 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:10,220 他对我念念不忘好几个月了。 He's been pining over me for months. 541 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:11,350 真的吗? Really? 542 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,680 你怎么知道的? How do you know? 543 00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:23,190 因为我有眼睛。 Because I have eyes. 544 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,160 那你想说什么? So, what are you gonna say? 545 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:30,070 我下来。 I'm down. 546 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:32,620 估计约会一次也无妨。 Figure one date can't hurt. 547 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,750 现在，我和迈克尔可以跟你和戴维斯约会了。 And now, me and Mychal can go out with you and Davis. 548 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,960 我们最后都会回到城堡， We'll all wind up back at the castle, 549 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,920 我偷偷溜走，在你和戴维斯… I'll sneak off and snoop around while you and Davis... 550 00:29:41,210 --> 00:29:43,840 Boom-diddy-boom-boom。 Boom-diddy-boom-boom. 551 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,010 嘿。 Hey. 552 00:29:45,010 --> 00:29:46,090 是什么…… What is... 553 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,970 这是色情音乐。 It's porn music. 554 00:29:49,090 --> 00:29:50,800 好吧。 Okay. 555 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:55,470 就算我同意这么做，戴维斯也没约我出去。 Even if I agree to go along with this, Davis didn't ask me out. 556 00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:58,770 阿扎，你不用等着一个男孩约你出去。 Aza, you don't have to wait for a boy to ask you out. 557 00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:00,650 你是什么人，婢女吗? What are you, a handmaiden? 558 00:30:00,650 --> 00:30:02,610 给他发短信就行了。告诉他有几个朋友要聚会 Just text him. Tell him that some friends are getting together 559 00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:04,480 这周末的汉堡。 for burgers this weekend. 560 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,190 相信我，他会答应的。 Trust me, he's going to say yes. 561 00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:09,700 -我们正在给他发短信 - We're texting him now. 562 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:13,620 7点吗? 7:00? 563 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:16,080 - 7点上班?-当然。 - 7:00 work? - Yeah, sure. 564 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,660 点吗?或者你觉得他知道这是 P.M.? Or do you think he knows that it's-- 565 00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:19,410 我是说，这不像早餐。 I mean, it's not like breakfast. 566 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,080 好吧。 Okay. 567 00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:25,920 轻松，非常轻松。 Breezy, very breezy. 568 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:44,360 -他回答得很快吗?-是的。 - Did he answer really fast? - Yeah. 569 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,480 -我们穿什么?-晚礼服。咄。 - What do we wear? - Evening gowns. Duh. 570 00:30:57,490 --> 00:30:59,370 嘿，你拍过老二照吗? Hey, have you ever gotten a dick pic? 571 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:03,540 嗯… Uh... 572 00:31:04,590 --> 00:31:08,380 我是说，我见过一个。 I mean, I've seen one. 573 00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:10,340 你当然见过。 Of course you've seen one. 574 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:15,470 我是问你有没有收到过未经请求的鸡巴照片。 I'm asking if you've ever received a dick pic totally unsolicited. 575 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:17,850 -比如，作为一种介绍。——哦。 - Like, as a form of introduction. - Oh. 576 00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:23,600 比如，“嘿，很高兴见到你。我是阴茎。” Like, "Hey, nice to meet you. I'm a penis." 577 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,810 啊哈。 Uh-huh. 578 00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:27,860 是的,没有。我没有。 Yeah, no. I haven't. 579 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:33,610 一个粉丝真的给我寄了一张。 A fan literally sent me one. 580 00:31:35,910 --> 00:31:38,540 就像，思考过程是什么?你知道吗? It's just like, what is the thought process? You know? 581 00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:40,540 “我真的很喜欢你写的这个故事 "I really enjoyed this story you wrote 582 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:43,000 关于蕾伊和丘巴卡的浪漫冒险 about Rey and Chewbacca's romantic adventure 583 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,500 ——清理一艘图卡的飞船。” - scavenging a Tul'kar's spaceship." 584 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,340 所以，为了感谢作者， "So, as a thank you to the author, 585 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,800 这是我那没有实体的、松弛的阴茎的照片。” here's a photograph of my disembodied, flaccid penis." 586 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,510 -大家好。 - Hi, guys. 587 00:31:52,050 --> 00:31:53,050 嘿。 Hey. 588 00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:54,930 你在看什么? What are you lookin' at? 589 00:31:54,930 --> 00:31:56,760 -社交媒体。-我们只是…社交媒体。 - Social media. - We're just... Social media. 590 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,140 ——社交媒体平台。-社交媒体。社交媒体。 - Social media platforms. - Social media. Social media. 591 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:06,860 苹果蜂店的着装要求改了吗? Did they change the dress code at Applebee's? 592 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,150 搞笑。 Hilarious. 593 00:32:08,150 --> 00:32:10,690 -我们要去四人约会。——黛西。 - We're going on a double date. - Daisy. 594 00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:12,690 怎么啦？这不是秘密。 What? It's not a secret. 595 00:32:13,490 --> 00:32:15,030 妈的，这是秘密吗? Shit, was it a secret? 596 00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:16,370 与谁? With who? 597 00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:20,790 -迈克尔和戴维斯。-戴维斯·皮克特? - Mychal and Davis. - Davis Pickett? 598 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:23,210 是的。好的，再见，妈妈。 Yep. Okay, bye, Mom. 599 00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:25,210 好吧,好吧。 Okay, okay. 600 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,460 你看起来很漂亮。我喜欢这口红。 You look beautiful. I love the lipstick. 601 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,000 ——哦。 - Ooh. 602 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,840 把口红丢了。 Lose the lipstick. 603 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,260 嗨,伙计们。-嘿，怎么了? Hi, guys. - Hey, what's goin' on? 604 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:38,430 -嗨。嘿。 - Hey. Hey. 605 00:32:38,430 --> 00:32:39,810 -嗨。你好吗？ - Hi. How are you? 606 00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:41,770 嗨。 Hi. 607 00:32:41,770 --> 00:32:43,560 哦。还没有。 Ooh. Not yet. 608 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,310 -你们经常来这里吗?兄弟，他们是常客。 - You guys come here a lot? Bro, they're regulars. 609 00:32:46,310 --> 00:32:48,900 你还能在哪里买到虾馄饨，鸡肉卷， Where else can you get a shrimp wonton, a chicken parm, 610 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,860 还有墨西哥玉米饼? and a quesadilla in one fell swoop? 611 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,110 能给我们来杯胡椒博士吗? Can we get a round of Dr Peppers, please? 612 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:57,660 戴维斯，戴维斯，戴维斯，软饮料不包括在内 Oh, Davis, Davis, Davis, soft drinks aren't covered 613 00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:59,410 -通过优惠券。-我想我们可以挥霍一下。 - by the coupon. - I think we can splurge. 614 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,450 那是你的最爱，对吧? That's your favorite, right? 615 00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:03,750 你还记得吗? Do you remember that? 616 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:12,920 迈克哈尔刚提交了一幅他的肖像画 So, uh, Mychal just submitted one of his portraits 617 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,010 来参加他们在废弃隧道里举办的大型快闪艺术展。 to be in this big pop-up art show they're doing in these abandoned tunnels. 618 00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:17,590 那太棒了。 Well, that's awesome. 619 00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:18,800 是的,我……不过我觉得我不会被选中。 Yeah, I... I don't think I'm gonna get selected, though. 620 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,510 你一定会的。 You definitely will. 621 00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:22,720 你太有才华了…… You're so talented... 622 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,890 你在出汗，每个人都能看出你在出汗。 You're sweating, and everyone can tell you're sweating. 623 00:33:24,890 --> 00:33:29,100 他们可能认为你只是个爱出汗的怪胎。 They probably think you're just a sweaty freak. 624 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,520 阿扎，和文学偶像做朋友是什么感觉? Aza, what's it like to be friends with a literary icon? 625 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,860 我不认为八万读者能让我成为偶像。 Aw, I don't think 80,000 readers makes me an icon. 626 00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:40,740 而且，阿扎从来没读过我的同人小说。她不是星战女孩。 Besides, Aza has never read my fanfic. She's not a Star Wars girl. 627 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,450 你今天换创可贴了吗? Did you even change the Band-Aid today? 628 00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:46,160 是的，我做了。 Yes, I did. 629 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,250 你确定吗? Are you sure? 630 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:52,250 Holmsey ? Right, Holmsey? 631 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,630 说点什么。任何东西。 Say something. Anything. 632 00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:57,340 ——正确的。-是的。 - Right. - Yeah. 633 00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:58,840 而且你们都有其他相似的爱好，对吧? Plus y'all both got other similar interests, right? 634 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,510 喜欢……-是的。 Like... - Yeah. 635 00:34:00,510 --> 00:34:02,140 没理由不把创可贴换了。 There's no reason not to change the Band-Aid. 636 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,140 去把它换掉，然后了结它。 Just go change it and be done with it. 637 00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:06,180 我们也很喜欢苹果蜂。 We also really like Applebee's. 638 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:07,390 马上回来。 Be right back. 639 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,480 无论如何。 Anyway. 640 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,700 这是感染。你被感染。 It's infected. You're infected. 641 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,370 细菌正在你体内繁殖。 Bacteria are multiplying inside of you right now. 642 00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,960 做点什么。做点什么。做点什么。 Do something. Do something. Do something. 643 00:34:38,670 --> 00:34:42,300 嘿，我只是来看看你。 Hey, I'm just checking on you. 644 00:34:43,390 --> 00:34:45,600 你觉得这像是感染了吗? Does this look infected to you? 645 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,940 看起来和你每次给我看的一模一样。 It looks exactly the same as every other time you've shown it to me. 646 00:34:56,940 --> 00:35:00,360 -他一定觉得我疯了。-不，他没有。 - He must think I'm really crazy. - No, he doesn't. 647 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,990 阿扎，我对天发誓，他被你迷住了， Aza, I swear to God, he's so smitten, 648 00:35:02,990 --> 00:35:05,530 你真的可以开始从耳朵里撒尿了 you could literally start peeing out of your ears 649 00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:07,080 他还是会喜欢你的。 and he would still be into you. 650 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:14,630 听着，他邀请我们一起出去玩，但如果你受不了的话… Look, he invited us all over to hang out, but if that's too much for you... 651 00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:17,170 不。我们走吧。 No. Let's go. 652 00:35:18,170 --> 00:35:20,630 好吧。好。 Okay. Good. 653 00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:23,430 因为我要用南希·德鲁把那栋房子翻个底朝天。 'Cause I'm gonna Nancy Drew the shit outta that mansion. 654 00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:35,110 ——好的。[笑]欢迎。-怎么了? - Okay. [chuckles] Welcome. - Yo, what? 655 00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:39,860 我的天啊!老兄，那是基思·哈林吗? Oh, my God! Yo, bro, is that a Keith Haring? 656 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:42,900 然后是毕加索，然后是巴斯奎特! Then you got Picasso, and then you got Basquiat! 657 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,700 不。等待…… Nah. Wait... 658 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:45,950 -我刚才是在附和吗? - Did I just echo? 659 00:35:47,410 --> 00:35:50,750 兄弟，这太疯狂了。等等，等等，等等。演艺界。 Bro, that's crazy. Wait, hold on, hold on. Basquiat. 660 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,000 ——演艺界。 - Basquiat. 661 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,960 嘿，巴斯奎特。哦，那太难了。 Hey, yo, Basquiat. Oh, that's tough. 662 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,250 ——好的。马凯•,呼吸。-对不起。 - Okay. Mychal, breathe. - Ba-- Sorry. 663 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:58,250 -我们可以随便看看吗? - Can we show ourselves around? 664 00:35:58,250 --> 00:35:59,340 黛西! Daisy! 665 00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:03,220 不，我是说……我… No, I mean... I... 666 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:07,430 老实说，我们都渴望独处的时间，对吧? Let's be honest, we're all dying to get some alone time anyway, right? 667 00:36:08,970 --> 00:36:11,350 -当然。做什么就做什么。等等，真的吗? - Yeah, sure. Do whatever. Wait, like, for real? 668 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,930 -我们可以-他说随便 - Like, we could-- - He said do whatever. 669 00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:14,560 的赌注。 Bet. 670 00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:20,650 这个是什么? And what's this one? 671 00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:30,120 是雷蒙德·佩蒂本。 It's a Raymond Pettibon. 672 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,830 他最著名的作品是冲浪者的画作， He's most famous for his paintings of surfers, 673 00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:33,410 但我喜欢他画的螺旋。 but I like his spirals. 674 00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:36,830 他在成为艺术家之前是个音乐家。 He was a musician before he was an artist. 675 00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:39,420 他在黑旗组织成立之前就加入了。 He was in Black Flag before it was even Black Flag. 676 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,630 我喜欢它。 I love it. 677 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,140 你不怎么说话，是吗? You don't talk much, do you? 678 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:53,850 我脑子里会有点困。 I can get a little stuck in my head. 679 00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:55,350 把你的想法说出来。 Just say what you're thinking. 680 00:36:56,770 --> 00:37:00,650 我通常不这么做。 That's not something I normally do. 681 00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:02,900 -你真的想知道吗?-是的。 - Do you really want to know? - I do. 682 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:14,580 我在想，在内心深处，我只是一个有机体 I was thinking that, deep down, I'm just an organism 683 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:17,420 在这浩瀚无垠中。 in this vastness. 684 00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:21,960 我有点害怕我想到的 It kind of terrifies me that what I think of 685 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:27,880 就像，我所谓的"自我"并不在我的控制之下。 as, like, my quote unquote "self" isn't really under my control. 686 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,140 你是什么意思? What do you mean? 687 00:37:31,930 --> 00:37:32,970 有一种寄生虫。 There's this parasite. 688 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:36,640 它只生长在鱼的眼睛里， It only grows in the eyes of fish, 689 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:41,770 但它繁殖的唯一途径，是在鸟的胃里。 but the only way it can reproduce, is inside the stomach of a bird. 690 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:43,820 一旦寄生虫准备好交配， Once the parasite is ready to mate, 691 00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:47,530 受感染的鱼突然开始游向水面。 the infected fish suddenly starts swimming to the surface of the water. 692 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:51,120 这些鱼实际上是想让自己被鸟吃掉。 The fish are literally trying to get themselves eaten by a bird. 693 00:37:52,490 --> 00:37:54,790 最终，他们成功了。 Eventually, they succeed. 694 00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:59,540 寄生虫一直都在掌权。 The parasite was in charge all along. 695 00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:05,510 有时我觉得自己像条鱼。 Sometimes I feel like a fish. 696 00:38:08,130 --> 00:38:09,840 不能控制我的身体。 Not in control of my body. 697 00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:13,010 无法控制自己的思想。 Not in control of my thoughts. 698 00:38:15,430 --> 00:38:17,020 我喜欢你的思维方式。 I like the way your brain works. 699 00:38:18,890 --> 00:38:19,890 它嗡嗡。 It hums. 700 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,940 你从哪学来的? Where'd you learn that? 701 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:28,610 这位哲学教授，露西娅·艾伯特。 This philosophy professor, Lucia Abbott. 702 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:31,030 我看过她的TED演讲好几遍了。 I've watched her TED talk, like, a dozen times. 703 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:34,450 她在西北大学教书。 She teaches at Northwestern. 704 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,960 我有一个愚蠢的梦想，想去那里上她的课。 I have this stupid dream of going there and taking her class. 705 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,500 为什么这是个愚蠢的梦? Why is that a stupid dream? 706 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,300 我是说，它贵得离谱。 I mean, it's insanely expensive. 707 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:52,470 然后就是住在芝加哥的那部分， And then there's the whole living in Chicago part, 708 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:55,890 哪一个。对我来说是全新的。 which... would be new for me. 709 00:38:57,350 --> 00:38:59,930 新事物不是我的强项。 New things aren't exactly my strong suit. 710 00:38:59,930 --> 00:39:03,100 我是个新人， Well, I'm sort of a new thing, 711 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:07,070 你对我也不满意。 and you're doin' fine with me. 712 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,650 你是新老。 You're old-new. 713 00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:12,860 这是不一样的。 It's different. 714 00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:15,330 “新老”。 "Old-new." 715 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:18,580 我喜欢这样。 I like that. 716 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,290 如果你吻他，他的细菌就会进入你的嘴里。 If you kiss him, you'll get his bacteria in your mouth. 717 00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:28,420 他的细菌会让你生病。 His bacteria will make you sick. 718 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,380 你在想什么? What are you thinking? 719 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:36,600 你真的想知道吗? You really wanna know? 720 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,850 我做的事。 I do. 721 00:39:40,890 --> 00:39:41,850 好吧。 Okay. 722 00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:43,810 我在想…… I was thinking... 723 00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:47,570 “我希望她不是为了赏金。” "I hope she's not after the reward." 724 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:52,900 戴维斯，我不是。 Davis, I'm not. 725 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,370 -我发誓。-阿扎。 - I swear. - Aza. 726 00:39:56,370 --> 00:39:59,490 我知道你们那天为什么在树林里。 I know why you guys were in the woods the other day. 727 00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:01,330 你在找摄像机，对吧? You were looking for the camera, right? 728 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,330 我也查过了。 I checked it, too. 729 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:07,960 有一张他拿着行李袋离开的照片。 Got a photo of him leaving with a duffel bag. 730 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:13,930 我从来没在意过奖励。 I never actually cared about the reward. 731 00:40:15,470 --> 00:40:16,970 黛西和我只是 Daisy and I were just-- 732 00:40:16,970 --> 00:40:17,930 我刚意识到… I just realized... 733 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:21,980 这是个完全可以解决的问题。 this is an entirely solvable problem. 734 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,610 你在干什么? What are you doing? 735 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,530 1秒。 One second. 736 00:40:34,530 --> 00:40:36,740 -你喜欢蜥蜴吗?——嗯? - Are you into lizards? - Hmm? 737 00:40:37,570 --> 00:40:38,910 哦，不，是我爸爸。 Oh, no, my dad is. 738 00:40:38,910 --> 00:40:43,040 虽然，那不是蜥蜴。那是蜥蜴。 Although, that is not a lizard. That's a tuatara. 739 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,420 那是什么? What is that? 740 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:49,340 我不知道，大概是两亿年前的残留物 I don't know, some leftover from 200 million years ago 741 00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:51,750 我爸爸认为这是长寿的秘诀。 that my dad believes holds the secret to longevity. 742 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,300 你可以了解它的一切 You can learn all about it 743 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,220 皮克特蜥蜴研究中心的研究员 at the Pickett Center for Tuatara Research, 744 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,850 他真的把大部分财产都留给了他。 which is a real thing that he's leaving most of his estate to. 745 00:40:58,850 --> 00:41:01,430 -这太疯狂了。-你知道什么更糟吗? - That is insane. - Do you know what's worse? 746 00:41:01,430 --> 00:41:03,930 钱都没花在这该死的东西上。 The money doesn't even go to taking care of the damn thing. 747 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:07,350 它用各种可怕的实验来研究自己的细胞。 It pays for studying its cells with all sorts of horrible experiments. 748 00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:16,280 这是给你的。 This is for you. 749 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:18,570 哦。 Oh. 750 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:21,950 谢谢你！ Thank you. 751 00:41:21,950 --> 00:41:23,870 答应我回家后再打开。 Promise me you won't open it till you get home. 752 00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:28,080 如果你还想见我，给我打电话。 And if you still wanna see me, give me a call. 753 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:32,090 或者短信，或者任何听起来随意流畅的语言。 Or a text, or whatever people say that sounds casual and smooth. 754 00:41:34,630 --> 00:41:35,630 好吧。 Okay. 755 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:41,050 我该去找黛西了。 I should probably go find Daisy. 756 00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:43,390 时间不早了。 It's getting late. 757 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,480 黛西? Daisy? 758 00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:57,820 黛西? Daisy? 759 00:41:58,950 --> 00:41:59,990 马凯•吗? Mychal? 760 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:06,790 嘿。 Hey. 761 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:08,540 嘿，我们只是… Hey, we were just, um... 762 00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:10,960 -我们在，我们在…嗯… - Uh, we were, we were... Um... 763 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,540 ．．．我们正在找你呢! ...we were looking for you! 764 00:42:12,540 --> 00:42:13,840 ——嗯。正确的。 - Mmm-hmm. Right. 765 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,880 你不在这里。 You weren't in here. 766 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,210 发现我们。 Found us. 767 00:42:17,590 --> 00:42:18,760 -准备好了吗?-是的。 - You ready to go? - Yeah. 768 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,800 ——太棒了。-让我看看…… - Great. - Let me see... 769 00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:43,160 阿扎，你回来晚了。 Aza, you're home late. 770 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,450 我知道。对不起。流量。 I know. Sorry. Traffic. 771 00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:19,400 -我想听听你的约会。我改变。 - I want to hear about your date. I'm changing. 772 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,820 晚安，各位。明天早上再聊。我爱你。 Good night. Talk to you in the morning. I love you. 773 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:38,730 我很高兴你能来。霍姆西，我有很多话要说。 I'm so glad you're here. Holmsey, I have a lot to say. 774 00:44:38,730 --> 00:44:40,270 生活小常识。听—— Shocker. Listen-- 775 00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:42,400 首先，我很抱歉昨晚甩了你。很土里土气的。 First, I'm sorry to ditch you last night. Very uncool. 776 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,820 这完全没问题。黛西, That's totally fine. Daisy-- 777 00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:45,360 其次，我知道，我知道，我知道。 Second, I know, I know, I know. 778 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,030 我说服你来是为了让我们能窥探一下 I convinced you to come so that we could snoop, 779 00:44:47,030 --> 00:44:48,660 我甚至都没去窥探 and then I didn't even snoop. 780 00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:51,240 但麦克哈尔很了不起。 But Mychal is kind of amazing. 781 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,500 -我想听听你说的，但是-嗯嗯 - And I want to hear all about it, but-- - Mmm, mmm. 782 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,120 我们走进的第一个房间 The first room that we wandered into 783 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,170 有个带遥控器的壁炉。 had a fireplace with a remote control. 784 00:44:58,170 --> 00:45:00,710 然后我所知道的就是，我们依偎在沙发上 And then the next thing I know, we were cuddled up on this couch 785 00:45:00,710 --> 00:45:02,760 那也是一件真正的艺术品。 that was also, like, a literal work of art. 786 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,470 我不……一件事接一件事，我就让他，让他 And I don't... One thing led to another and I just let him, I let him-- 787 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:07,640 黛西! Daisy! 788 00:45:12,890 --> 00:45:14,430 看。看里面。 Look. Look inside. 789 00:45:14,430 --> 00:45:16,690 我更喜欢吃糖霜蓝莓。 Oh, I'm more of a frosted blueberry kind of girl. 790 00:45:16,690 --> 00:45:18,230 看看里面。 Just look inside. 791 00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:31,410 这是什么鬼东西? What in the shit is this? 792 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,000 戴维斯给我的。 Davis gave it to me. 793 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,960 我不确定这是否真的有意义，或者是否合乎道德。我不—— I'm not sure if it really makes sense, or if it's ethical. I don't-- 794 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,620 哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no. 795 00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:43,750 这辈子就这一次，阿扎，别想太多。 For once in your life, Aza, do not overthink this. 796 00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:45,170 哦。 Oh. 797 00:45:45,170 --> 00:45:47,550 难道我不该来告诉你你很有钱吗? Should I have not come here to tell you you're rich? 798 00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:49,840 没关系，我可以拿着你的那一半。 It's okay, I can just hold on to your half. 799 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,850 等等! Wait! 800 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:54,350 一半是我的? Half of this is mine? 801 00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:56,810 我们每人有五万美元。 There's 50 grand for each of us. 802 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,860 ——哦!噢! - Oh! Ooh! 803 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:07,570 你真觉得我们能留着它吗? Do you actually think we can keep it? 804 00:46:07,570 --> 00:46:09,990 当然，我们可以留着它! Hell yes, we can keep it! 805 00:46:09,990 --> 00:46:12,910 霍姆西，我受够了这个主意 Holmsey, I am so done with the idea 806 00:46:12,910 --> 00:46:16,950 拒绝钱财是一种高贵的行为。 that there is, like, nobility in turning down money. 807 00:46:16,950 --> 00:46:19,040 这将改变我们的生活。 This is gonna change our lives. 808 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,210 我真的要上大学了。晚上不行。 I'm actually gonna go to college. Not at night. 809 00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:24,250 这钱不够付所有的大学学费。 Well, it's not enough to pay for all of college. 810 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,800 我知道，扫兴女王。 Yeah, I know that, Queen Buzzkill. 811 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,220 但这会让支付大学学费变得容易得多。 But it'll make paying for college a hell of a lot easier. 812 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:33,350 阿扎，你可以把这个指向西北大学。 Aza, you can put this towards Northwestern. 813 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,390 不能让我妈知道这笔钱的事。 My mom can't know about this money. 814 00:46:37,390 --> 00:46:39,770 我父母会让我和我妹妹分的。 Duh, my parents would make me split it with my sister. 815 00:46:39,770 --> 00:46:43,360 不。不。不! No. No. No! 816 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:49,070 现在，我要你接受这个事实 Now, I need you to just accept that the universe 817 00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:51,820 你现在对我们很好吗 is being awesome with us right now 818 00:46:53,070 --> 00:46:54,580 然后向前倾。 and lean the eff in. 819 00:46:58,330 --> 00:46:59,830 -我试试。——哦。 - I'll try. - Ooh. 820 00:46:59,830 --> 00:47:03,750 我们去吃印第安纳波利斯最好的一顿吧。 Let's go get the finest meal Indianapolis has to offer. 821 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,920 嗨,冬青。 Hi, Holly. 822 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,260 请来两杯红酒。我们庆祝。 Two red wines, please. We're celebrating. 823 00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:13,470 是啊，想得美。好吧。 Yeah, nice try. Okay. 824 00:47:13,470 --> 00:47:17,010 好吧，你们最好的牛排是什么? Uh, fine, what is your best steak? 825 00:47:17,010 --> 00:47:20,730 虾和棕榈里脊肉是我们最受欢迎的。 The shrimp and parm sirloin is our most popular. 826 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:22,270 汪。好吧。 Woof. Okay. 827 00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:25,610 我要我的德州汉堡， Uh, I will get my usual blazin' Texan burger, 828 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:28,280 但我想把我的菜升级为洋葱圈。 but I would like to upgrade my side to onion rings. 829 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,400 是的，我知道这是额外的。 And, yes, I know that it's extra. 830 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,070 你呢?-一个素食汉堡。 And you? - A veggie burger. 831 00:47:33,070 --> 00:47:36,160 没有西红柿，奶酪，蛋黄酱，洋葱 Uh, no tomatoes, cheese, mayonnaise, onions-- 832 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,620 是的，我知道你的订单。 Yeah, I know your order. 833 00:47:39,330 --> 00:47:42,250 -你有优惠券吗?不。 - Do you have a coupon? No. 834 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:45,330 今天不行，霍莉。不是今天。 Not today, Holly. Not today. 835 00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:03,140 嗯… Um... 836 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,350 那是什么? What is that? 837 00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:07,360 哦。他是不是很棒? Oh. Isn't he fabulous? 838 00:48:08,230 --> 00:48:09,610 我给他起名叫利亚姆。 I'm naming him Liam. 839 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,610 我以为我们是在存钱上大学。 I thought we were saving the money for college. 840 00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:16,740 我们是来旅游的。大部分。 We are. Most of it. 841 00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:20,580 但我说服汽车销售员把价格从1万美元降到8400美元， But I talked the car salesman down to $8,400 from $10,000, 842 00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:21,950 所以在某种程度上，我赚了钱。 so in a way, I made money. 843 00:48:21,950 --> 00:48:24,920 你根本没赚到钱。 In no way did you make any money. 844 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,830 但你已经有车了。 But you already had a car. 845 00:48:26,830 --> 00:48:29,380 -我只是说说而已。——好的。 - I'm just saying. - Okay. 846 00:48:32,470 --> 00:48:36,890 哦。迈克尔参加了那个艺术展。几周后。 Oh. Mychal got into that art show. It's in a couple weeks. 847 00:48:36,890 --> 00:48:39,310 我知道肮脏的隧道对你来说可能很难接受， I know that dirty tunnels might be a lot for you, 848 00:48:39,310 --> 00:48:42,430 你能不能跟我一起去? but is there any way that you could come with me? 849 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,100 嗯…也许吧。 Um... Maybe. 850 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:54,570 哦。 Aw. 851 00:48:54,570 --> 00:48:57,280 迈克尔想在上课前见个面。 Mychal wants to meet up before homeroom. 852 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,410 啊!我喜欢他这么喜欢我。 Ugh! I love how into me he is. 853 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,040 {\ an8} {\an8} 854 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,630 现在，如果你继续移动，我怎么捕捉你脸部的曲线? Now, how I'mma capture the curve of your face if you keep moving? 855 00:49:14,630 --> 00:49:15,630 姑娘，别动。 Girl, hold still. 856 00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:16,970 你别动。 You hold still. 857 00:49:16,970 --> 00:49:18,970 这根本说不通。 That doesn't even make any sense. 858 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:23,270 持有。 Holding still. 859 00:49:26,230 --> 00:49:29,060 {\an8}♬疑惑，摇头♬ {\an8}♪ Wondering, headshake ♪ 860 00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:32,150 {\an8}♬疲惫的眼睛是我的死因……♪ {\an8}♪ Tired eyes Are the death of me... ♪ 861 00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:35,030 {\an8}♬一口牙膏♬ {\an8}♪ Mouthful of toothpaste ♪ 862 00:49:35,030 --> 00:49:37,910 {\an8}在我认识你之前 {\an8}♪ Before I got to know you ♪ 863 00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:41,120 ♬我有你的脸♬ {\an8}♪ I've got your face ♪ 864 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,910 {\an8}♬高高挂在画廊里…♪ {\an8}♪ Hung up high In the gallery... ♪ 865 00:50:00,140 --> 00:50:01,300 噢! Ow! 866 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:04,430 阿扎，你能至少假装会玩吗? Aza, can you at least pretend to play? 867 00:50:04,430 --> 00:50:05,930 对不起，阿德勒先生。 Sorry, Mr. Adler. 868 00:50:05,930 --> 00:50:07,640 好了，各位，我们继续吧。 All right, everybody, let's get back at it. 869 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,480 ♬我的眼睛比一首旋律更需要你……♪ ♪ My eyes want you more Than a melody... ♪ 870 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,560 妈妈。 Mom. 871 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,320 ♬让我进去吧 ♪ Let me inside ♪ 872 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,400 多希望能多了解你 ♪ Wish I could Get to know you ♪ 873 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,320 妈妈? Mom? 874 00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,490 阻止它。 Stop it. 875 00:50:28,330 --> 00:50:30,670 你太可怕了!嗨。 You're terrible! Hi. 876 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,040 嗨,蜂蜜。 Hey, honey. 877 00:50:34,710 --> 00:50:37,470 这是埃文，我朋友黛比的哥哥。 This is Evan, my friend Debbie's brother. 878 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,880 你一定是阿扎吧。 Um, you must be Aza. 879 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,340 我听说过很多关于你的事。 I've heard such great things about you. 880 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:44,350 埃文是一名承包商。 Evan is a contractor. 881 00:50:44,350 --> 00:50:47,180 他下班后过来看看我们能不能把车库改成卧室。 He came by after work to see if we could turn the garage into a bedroom. 882 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:50,850 我们为什么需要一间新卧室?我们从来没有客人。 Why do we need a new bedroom? We never have any guests. 883 00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:54,020 事实上，我在想你可能会喜欢。 Actually, I was thinking maybe you'd like it. 884 00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:58,320 -为了未来。-比如我上大学的时候? - For the future. - Like, when I'm in college? 885 00:51:00,570 --> 00:51:02,320 我就不挡你们的路了。 I'll get out of you guys' way. 886 00:51:03,450 --> 00:51:05,280 很高兴终于见到你了，阿扎。 It's nice to finally meet you, Aza. 887 00:51:06,410 --> 00:51:08,000 -回头见。-谢谢。 - I'll see you later. - Thank you. 888 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,500 再见。 Bye. 889 00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:17,960 -你要我住在车库里?——没有。 - You want me to live in the garage? - No. 890 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,340 我是说，是的，但那不会是车库。 I mean, yes, but it wouldn't be a garage. 891 00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:23,010 我们会把它弄得更像你自己的公寓。 We'd make it into more of your own apartment. 892 00:51:26,180 --> 00:51:28,600 所以你觉得我疯到不能离家生活吗? So, you think I'm too crazy to live away from home? 893 00:51:29,730 --> 00:51:31,600 阿扎，这只是个想法。 Aza, it was just an idea. 894 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,440 我试着了解一下成本。 I was trying to get a sense of the costs. 895 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,480 印第安纳大学就在附近，是一所很好的学校 And IU is close by and it's such a good school-- 896 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,690 明白了。 Got it. 897 00:51:39,490 --> 00:51:42,400 我今晚要去戴维斯家。他来接我了。 I'm going over to Davis' tonight. He's picking me up. 898 00:51:50,290 --> 00:51:54,380 我感觉我们回到了营地，坐在湖边。 I feel like we're back at camp, sitting at the lake. 899 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,470 你看到那颗明亮的星星了吗? You see that bright star up there? 900 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,350 一种独立的。 The one kind of by itself. 901 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,470 是的，我想是的。 Yeah, I think so. 902 00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:13,480 这就是鲸头座Tau。 Well, that's Tau Ceti. 903 00:52:14,810 --> 00:52:16,230 它离我们12光年远， It's 12 light-years away, 904 00:52:16,230 --> 00:52:18,820 其中两颗行星可能适合居住。 and two of its planets might actually be habitable. 905 00:52:18,820 --> 00:52:21,360 -也许不会，但也许吧。 - Well, probably not, but maybe. 906 00:52:23,150 --> 00:52:24,450 它是我最喜欢的明星。 It's my favorite star. 907 00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:27,620 为什么呢? Why is that? 908 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,620 我喜欢看着它 I like to look at it 909 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:32,870 想想太阳的光在人们眼中是什么样子 and think about how the Sun's light looks to someone 910 00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:35,080 在鲸鱼座的太阳系中 in Tau Ceti's solar system. 911 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,170 现在，他们正看着我们12年前发出的光。 And right now, they're looking at our light from 12 years ago. 912 00:52:40,670 --> 00:52:44,840 在他们看来，我妈妈还能活五年。 In the light they see, my mom has five years to live. 913 00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:49,470 在他们眼中，你和我都只是孩子。 In the light they see, you and I are just kids. 914 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:55,940 在他们看到的光中， In the light they see, 915 00:52:57,940 --> 00:53:01,570 我爸爸刚给我买了第一辆三轮车。 my dad just got me my first tricycle. 916 00:53:01,570 --> 00:53:06,450 我们去公园，他看着我骑马， We go to the park, he watches me ride, 917 00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:09,990 他说我开得太快了，他几乎看不见我。 and he tells me I'm going so fast, he can barely see me. 918 00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:17,580 在他们看到的光中， In the light they see, 919 00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:22,880 最好的和最坏的都摆在我们面前。 we have the best and worst of it in front of us. 920 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,600 嘿，为什么我跟你说话这么容易? Hey, how come it's so easy for me to talk to you? 921 00:53:32,140 --> 00:53:33,390 我不知道。 I don't know. 922 00:53:36,390 --> 00:53:40,690 也许是因为我们的心都在同一个地方破碎。 Maybe because our hearts are broken in the same places. 923 00:53:53,450 --> 00:53:55,620 你想去游泳吗? You wanna go for a swim? 924 00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:08,720 -转过身去。好吧。 - Turn around. Okay. 925 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,700 好了，你现在可以看了。 Okay, you can look now. 926 00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:50,220 嗨。 Hi. 927 00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:54,050 嗨。 Hi. 928 00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:56,720 星期三你有什么重要的考试吗? Do you have any big exams or anything Wednesday? 929 00:54:58,810 --> 00:54:59,810 不。 No. 930 00:55:00,940 --> 00:55:02,560 为什么? Why? 931 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,570 我还希望能说服你翘课呢。 I was kind of hoping I could convince you to skip school. 932 00:55:07,150 --> 00:55:08,320 我想带你去个地方。 I wanna take you somewhere. 933 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,400 在哪里? Where? 934 00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:14,070 这是一个惊喜。 It's a surprise. 935 00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:54,420 他既可爱又聪明。 He's cute and smart. 936 00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:57,510 不仅仅是因为他上的是名校预科学校。 And not just because he goes to a fancy prep school. 937 00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:02,930 他让我觉得自己是一个可以接受的女孩。 He makes me feel like I'm an acceptable girl to have a crush on. 938 00:57:02,930 --> 00:57:06,190 你对自己没有这种感觉吗? And you don't feel that way about yourself? 939 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:10,270 我还是疯了，如果你是问这个的话。 I mean, I'm still crazy, if that's what you're asking. 940 00:57:10,270 --> 00:57:12,940 疯狂的一面没有改变。 Nothing's changed on the crazy front. 941 00:57:12,940 --> 00:57:16,030 我想请你们框定一下自己的心理健康状况 I would like to ask you to frame your mental health 942 00:57:16,030 --> 00:57:18,160 除了“疯狂”这个词。 around a word other than "crazy." 943 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,530 我们能试试"勇敢"吗? Um, can we try "courageous"? 944 00:57:20,530 --> 00:57:23,910 天啊，这招太有精神病了。 God, that's such a psychiatrist move. 945 00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:26,920 阿扎，很多人都有焦虑症 Look, Aza, plenty of people with anxiety disorders 946 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,040 拥有令人满意的浪漫关系。 have fulfilling romantic relationships. 947 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,090 是啊，但如果我讨厌亲吻他，我怎么能有男朋友呢? Yeah, but how can I have a boyfriend if I hate the idea of kissing him? 948 00:57:34,090 --> 00:57:38,840 和另一个人亲密对每个人来说都是令人生畏的， Being intimate with another person is intimidating for everyone, 949 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:42,470 尤其是对一个已经失去爱人的人来说。 especially for someone who has already lost someone she loves. 950 00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:49,310 怎么啦？ What? 951 00:57:49,310 --> 00:57:51,770 你没必要把这扯到我爸的死上。 You don't have to make this about my dad dying. 952 00:57:53,730 --> 00:57:56,240 不是所有的事情都是关于他的。 Not everything is about him. 953 00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,240 但你害怕接近这个男孩， But you being afraid to get close to this boy, 954 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,450 我想可能和他有一点关系。 I think it may be a little bit about him. 955 00:58:06,830 --> 00:58:08,920 他跟我在一起比跟我妈在一起好。 He was better with me than my mom. 956 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,500 他从不让我感到心碎。 He never made me feel broken. 957 00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:15,840 他只会告诉我， He'd just tell me, 958 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:19,970 “你担心是对的。 "You're right to worry. 959 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,560 生活令人担忧。” Life is worrisome." 960 00:58:29,190 --> 00:58:32,730 我们能继续讨论那个可爱的男孩吗? Uh, can we go back to talking about the cute boy again, please? 961 00:58:36,110 --> 00:58:38,320 阿扎，我得跟你说实话。 Aza, I have to be honest with you. 962 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,780 我觉得你的进步被拖慢了 I think your progress is being slowed down 963 00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:45,580 因为你拒绝定期服药。 by your refusal to take the medication on a regular basis. 964 00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:48,290 我相信你找到另一半的机会 And I believe your chances of having a relationship 965 00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:51,920 有了这个可爱，聪明的男孩也会受到伤害。 with this cute, smart boy will be hurt, too. 966 00:58:53,090 --> 00:58:54,590 我只是觉得这很混乱。 I just think it's messed up. 967 00:58:56,550 --> 00:58:59,380 必须吃药才能成为真正的自己。 The idea of having to take a pill to become your real self. 968 00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:02,720 我还以为你说过你会不惜一切代价去拥有一颗能放手的心。 And here I thought you said you'd kill to have a mind that lets go of things. 969 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:06,430 你说我的思想造就了我。 And you said my mind is what makes me, me. 970 00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:10,020 但我的心不是在吃药。 But it isn't my mind on the pills. 971 00:59:14,610 --> 00:59:16,820 这真是进退两难，不是吗? It's a real catch-22, isn't it? 972 00:59:19,150 --> 00:59:20,280 有人在敲门。 Someone's at the door. 973 00:59:27,490 --> 00:59:28,790 嘿。 Hey. 974 00:59:28,790 --> 00:59:31,540 我是来和你弟弟一起玩的。 I'm, uh, here to hang out with your brother. 975 00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:33,000 哦，是的，我知道。 Oh, yeah, I know. 976 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,840 他整个上午都在试穿不同的衣服。 He's been trying on different outfits all morning. 977 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,340 嘿,戴维斯。你女朋友来了。 Hey, Davis. Your girlfriend's here. 978 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:40,090 -哦，我…我不是他的女朋友。——确定。 - Oh, I'm... I'm not his girlfriend. - Sure. 979 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,220 嘿，我能给你看点东西吗? Hey, can I show you something? 980 00:59:44,930 --> 00:59:47,850 戴维斯说你和你的朋友在找我爸爸。 Davis said you and your friend were trying to find my dad. 981 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:50,560 哦，不。不是真的。 Oh, uh, no. Not really. 982 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,770 -我是说，我-你看看这个 - Um, I mean, I-- - Uh, just check this out. 983 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,150 -许可单?-看后面。 - A permission slip? - Uh, look at the back. 984 01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:05,200 那是他的笔迹。 {\an8}That's his handwriting. 985 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,740 “马尔代夫、科索沃、柬埔寨。 "Maldives, Kosovo, Cambodia. 986 01:00:08,740 --> 01:00:10,620 慢跑者的嘴”? The Joggers Mouth"? 987 01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:14,250 戴维斯说，前三个国家是人们躲藏的地方 So, Davis says those first three are countries where people hide out 988 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:17,040 当他们在美国被通缉时 when they're wanted in America. 989 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,050 但我搞不懂"慢跑者之嘴" But I can't figure out The Joggers Mouth. 990 01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,800 这对你有什么意义吗? Does it mean anything to you? 991 01:00:23,380 --> 01:00:24,430 嗯… Uh... 992 01:00:24,430 --> 01:00:25,510 不。 No. 993 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,220 我真的很抱歉，诺亚。 I'm really sorry, Noah. 994 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,390 好吧。 Okay. 995 01:00:33,390 --> 01:00:35,770 嗨。对不起，让您久等了。 Hi. Sorry to keep you waiting. 996 01:00:35,770 --> 01:00:37,440 我一直在认真考虑 Um, I was thinking really hard about 997 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,480 我是否能把这件毛衣脱下来。 whether I can pull this sweater off or not. 998 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,030 -我喜欢。-不，你不能。 - I like it. - No, you can't. 999 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:43,780 准备好了吗? You ready to go? 1000 01:00:48,410 --> 01:00:51,830 -你有自己的飞机?-不，是我父亲。 - You have your own airplane? - No, my father does. 1001 01:00:51,830 --> 01:00:55,040 但我父亲不在，所以… But my father's not here, so... 1002 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:59,090 -你们也有全职飞行员吗?-你在看他。 - And you have a full-time pilot, too? - You're looking at him. 1003 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:01,130 你16岁就能拿到飞行员执照，所以… You can get your pilot's license at 16, so... 1004 01:01:02,630 --> 01:01:03,630 瞧。 Voila. 1005 01:01:06,550 --> 01:01:07,390 Aza，我开玩笑的。 Aza, I'm kidding. 1006 01:01:07,390 --> 01:01:08,760 理查德见面。 Meet Richard. 1007 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,760 -他是训练有素的专业人士。 - He's a trained professional. 1008 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,930 哦。 Oh. 1009 01:01:10,930 --> 01:01:12,770 嗨。嗨。 Hi. Hi. 1010 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,110 你好,理查德。 Howdy, Richard. 1011 01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:22,940 ♬外在存在于内在……♪ ♪ Outside lies within... ♪ 1012 01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:28,200 -你来吗?来吧。 - You coming? Come on. 1013 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,700 ♬温柔的春风吹过……♪ ♪ Soft spring winds Have blown... ♪ 1014 01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,700 哦。什么! Oh. What! 1015 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:33,700 ♬让音符飞起来吧 ♪ Let the note fly ♪ 1016 01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:35,330 ♬东西♬ ♪ East-West ♪ 1017 01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:48,680 ♬我从来没想过会是这样 ♪ I never dreamed it could be like this ♪ 1018 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,720 ♬需要一点时间 ♪ Takes a little time ♪ 1019 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,890 ♬让音符飞起来吧 ♪ Let the note fly ♪ 1020 01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:57,640 ♬艰难时光的披风……♪ ♪ Hard time mantle of time... ♪ 1021 01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,230 女士们，先生们， Lady and gentleman, 1022 01:01:59,230 --> 01:02:01,770 我们很快就会在芝加哥着陆。 we will be touching down in Chicago shortly. 1023 01:02:01,770 --> 01:02:02,980 芝加哥? Chicago? 1024 01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:05,820 理查德，这本该是个惊喜的。 Richard, it was supposed to be a surprise. 1025 01:02:05,820 --> 01:02:07,780 我们在芝加哥做什么? What are we doing in Chicago? 1026 01:02:09,070 --> 01:02:11,530 -还是个惊喜。 - It's still a surprise. 1027 01:02:11,530 --> 01:02:15,290 ♬亲爱的，亲爱的，我知道 ♪ Honey, honey, I know ♪ 1028 01:02:15,290 --> 01:02:17,330 ♬不管它值多少钱……♪ ♪ For what it's worth... ♪ 1029 01:02:17,330 --> 01:02:19,170 你说你梦想去西北大学， You said you dreamed of going to Northwestern, 1030 01:02:19,170 --> 01:02:21,500 但新事物并不是你的强项。 but that new things aren't really your strong suit. 1031 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:25,630 所以，我想如果你看到学校，它就不再是新的了。 So, I thought if you saw the school, it wouldn't be new anymore. 1032 01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:27,880 它是旧的，新的。 It'd be old-new. 1033 01:02:30,430 --> 01:02:32,220 我们要去参观校园吗? Are we going on a campus tour? 1034 01:02:34,810 --> 01:02:36,560 不完全是。 Not exactly. 1035 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,850 ♬外在存在于内心 ♪ Outside lies within ♪ 1036 01:02:39,850 --> 01:02:41,940 ♬削橘子皮♬ ♪ Peel the mandarin ♪ 1037 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:45,030 ♬爱才刚刚开始 ♪ Love has just begun ♪ 1038 01:02:45,030 --> 01:02:47,820 ♬在时空的某处…♪ ♪ Somewhere In space and time... ♪ 1039 01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:48,860 来吧。 Come on. 1040 01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:50,570 ♬就像抢劫银行一样 ♪ Like a bank heist ♪ 1041 01:02:50,570 --> 01:02:52,700 ♬这是时代精神 ♪ It's the Zeitgeist ♪ 1042 01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:00,120 真不敢相信阿伯特教授就在那里。 I can't believe Professor Abbott is right there. 1043 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,420 好吧。 Okay. 1044 01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:05,880 我们有90分钟。让我们来破解自由意志，好吗? We have 90 minutes. Let's crack free will, shall we? 1045 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,880 你，吃着多力多滋。 You, eating Doritos. 1046 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:11,890 为什么? Why? 1047 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,390 为什么? Why? 1048 01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:16,060 是因为你饿了吗 Is it because you were hungry 1049 01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:17,890 是你做出的选择? and you made that choice? 1050 01:03:17,890 --> 01:03:20,480 是因为广告有效吗? Is it because advertising works? 1051 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:25,610 是因为只有一个世界， Is it because there was only ever going to be one world, 1052 01:03:25,610 --> 01:03:27,780 一切从一开始就注定了， and everything was predetermined from the start, 1053 01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:29,990 你一直都要上这门课吗? and you were always gonna take this class? 1054 01:03:29,990 --> 01:03:32,240 在我们的阅读材料中，有这部分 Well, in our reading, there was that part 1055 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,620 康德说"意志的自由必须以自由为前提" where Kant said, "Freedom of the will must be presupposed." 1056 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:39,160 我想我可以选择任何食物，但我选择了多力多滋。 So, I suppose I could've chosen any food, but I chose Doritos. 1057 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,080 你做了阅读。精彩的新闻。 You did the reading. Wonderful news. 1058 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:47,920 如果我们假设康德是对的，也许我们不需要整整90分钟。 And if we just assume that Kant was right, maybe we don't need the full 90 minutes. 1059 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:51,050 但是康德在18世纪就写过这个，对吧? But Kant was writing about this in the 18th century, right? 1060 01:03:51,050 --> 01:03:54,970 现在我们有了这些奇特的大脑装置。 And now we have all these fancy brain contraptions. 1061 01:03:54,970 --> 01:03:59,060 2008年，志愿者被要求选择按按钮 In 2008, volunteers were asked to choose to push a button 1062 01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:02,560 要么用右手要么用左手。 with either their right hand or their left hand. 1063 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:07,190 研究人员发现，他们可以100%准确地预测 And the researchers found that they could predict with 100% accuracy 1064 01:04:07,190 --> 01:04:09,030 人们会做出什么样的选择 which choice the people would make 1065 01:04:09,030 --> 01:04:11,280 在被试者相信自己成功之前的7秒。 seven seconds before the person believed they'd made it. 1066 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:16,070 所以，我再问你一次。 So, I ask you again. 1067 01:04:16,070 --> 01:04:18,790 你什么时候决定吃多力多滋的? When did you decide to eat Doritos? 1068 01:04:18,790 --> 01:04:20,620 谁做出了这个选择? And who made that choice? 1069 01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:22,830 我不知道。 I have no idea. 1070 01:04:24,790 --> 01:04:26,790 这些术语很难下定义。 It's difficult to define these terms. 1071 01:04:26,790 --> 01:04:28,880 -我需要上这门课。什么是 - I need to take this class. What constitutes 1072 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,880 在一个我们的选择无限受限的世界里，选择的自由 freedom of choice in a world where our choices are endlessly limited 1073 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:33,970 受到文化力量的影响? and shaped by cultural forces? 1074 01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:37,550 我是说，她有办法回答这些陈旧的哲学问题 I mean, she has a way of taking these old, dusty philosophical questions 1075 01:04:37,550 --> 01:04:40,180 让他们觉得自己很重要。 and making them feel so insanely relevant. 1076 01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:41,430 我的天啊。我的天啊。 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1077 01:04:45,350 --> 01:04:46,350 好吧。 Okay. 1078 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,360 我们为什么要躲藏? Why are we hiding? 1079 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:54,650 因为她就在那儿。 Because she's right there. 1080 01:04:55,990 --> 01:04:57,490 你应该去和她谈谈。 You should go talk to her. 1081 01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,370 -我该说什么?-阿扎。 - What would I even say? - Aza. 1082 01:05:00,490 --> 01:05:01,580 你能行的。 You got this. 1083 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,510 你好，艾伯特教授。 Hi, Professor Abbott. 1084 01:05:15,090 --> 01:05:17,470 我想自我介绍一下。 I wanted to introduce myself. 1085 01:05:17,470 --> 01:05:19,640 我是阿扎·福尔摩斯，我是… I'm Aza Holmes, and I'm... 1086 01:05:21,850 --> 01:05:23,140 一个球迷。 a fan. 1087 01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:25,640 你喜欢做我的学生吗? Are you a fan of being my student? 1088 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:29,020 不，我还在上高中。我今天只是来拜访的。 No, I'm still in high school. I'm just visiting today. 1089 01:05:30,270 --> 01:05:31,980 但你是我想来这里的原因。 But you're the reason I wanna go here. 1090 01:05:34,190 --> 01:05:37,530 我只是觉得你是世界上最聪明的人。 I just think you're the most brilliant person in the world. 1091 01:05:37,530 --> 01:05:39,370 哦,好吧。 Oh, well. 1092 01:05:39,370 --> 01:05:42,990 非常感谢，但我向你保证不是这样的。 Thank you so much, but I assure you that's not the case. 1093 01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:48,580 很高兴认识你。 It was nice to meet you. 1094 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,000 阿博特教授? Professor Abbott? 1095 01:05:54,090 --> 01:05:55,090 是吗? Yes? 1096 01:05:59,590 --> 01:06:01,390 我担心我不是真的。 I'm worried that I'm not real. 1097 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,230 为什么呢? Why is that? 1098 01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:10,190 就像你说的。 It's like what you said. 1099 01:06:10,190 --> 01:06:14,190 我的很多想法和行为都不像是我的。 A lot of my thoughts and behaviors don't even feel like they're mine. 1100 01:06:15,650 --> 01:06:20,410 比如，它们不是我想要思考或做的事情。 Like, they're not things I want to think or do. 1101 01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:24,160 然后当我寻找我思想的源头，真正的我， And then when I look for the originator of my thoughts, the real me, 1102 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,410 我从来没有找到过。 I never find it. 1103 01:06:27,910 --> 01:06:30,250 你知道那些套娃吗? You know those nesting dolls? 1104 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:32,090 那些中空的，当你打开它们的时候， The ones that are hollow and when you open them up, 1105 01:06:32,090 --> 01:06:33,960 里面有个小点的吗? there's a smaller one inside? 1106 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,090 你一直打开它们，直到你找到最小的那个， And you keep opening them until eventually you get to the smallest one, 1107 01:06:37,090 --> 01:06:38,840 它从头到尾都是固体的吗? and it's solid all the way through? 1108 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:43,390 但对我来说，我认为没有一个是可靠的。 But with me, I don't think there's one that's solid. 1109 01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:46,810 我只会越来越小。 I just keep getting smaller and smaller. 1110 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,270 这让我想起了一个古老的故事。 That reminds me of an old story. 1111 01:06:54,860 --> 01:06:55,690 嗯… Um... 1112 01:06:59,070 --> 01:07:00,780 有一位非常著名的科学家， There's this very famous scientist, 1113 01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:05,120 他正在给一大群听众做天文学讲座。 and he's giving a lecture on astronomy to a large audience. 1114 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,410 他在描述地球是如何绕太阳运行的， And he's describing how the Earth orbits the Sun, 1115 01:07:08,410 --> 01:07:11,710 太阳绕星系运行，等等，等等。 and the Sun orbits the galaxy, etcetera, etcetera. 1116 01:07:11,710 --> 01:07:13,330 当他最终完成的时候 And when he's finally done, 1117 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:15,800 后排的一个小老太太举手说， a little old lady in the back raises her hand and says, 1118 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:19,380 “教授，恕我直言，你刚才告诉我们的都是胡扯。 "Professor, with all due respect, what you've just told us is bullshit. 1119 01:07:19,380 --> 01:07:24,300 事实是，地球是建立在一只巨龟的背上的。” The truth is, the Earth is resting on the back of a giant turtle." 1120 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:27,600 于是，这位著名的科学家得意地笑了笑，说， So, the very famous scientist gives a smug smile and says, 1121 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,350 “那么，乌龟在什么上面休息呢?” "So, what is the turtle resting on?" 1122 01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:32,650 女人回答说， And the woman replies, 1123 01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:36,690 “当然，它躺在另一只巨龟的壳上。” "It's resting on the shell of another giant turtle, of course." 1124 01:07:36,690 --> 01:07:39,440 科学家说:“那只乌龟呢?” And the scientist says, "And that turtle?" 1125 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,490 女人喊道:“你不明白吗? And the woman exclaims, "Don't you understand? 1126 01:07:42,490 --> 01:07:44,870 一直往下都是海龟。” It's turtles, all the way down." 1127 01:07:48,290 --> 01:07:50,290 你在想象真实的自己， You're imagining the true self, 1128 01:07:50,290 --> 01:07:54,420 独立于环境而存在的自我， the self that exists independent of circumstance, 1129 01:07:54,420 --> 01:07:57,840 就像那只躺在最底下的乌龟。 as that turtle on the very bottom of the pile. 1130 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:02,800 但也许是海龟，一直往下。 But maybe it's turtles, all the way down. 1131 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,010 也许你是无限的。 Maybe you're infinite. 1132 01:08:07,810 --> 01:08:13,520 我认为你的怀疑让你更真实，而不是更不真实。 And I think your doubts make you more real, not less. 1133 01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:19,690 我觉得你在这里会做得很好，阿扎。 I think you'd do just fine here, Aza. 1134 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:35,380 怎么样了? So, how'd it go? 1135 01:08:41,590 --> 01:08:42,550 啊。 Ah. 1136 01:08:51,810 --> 01:08:55,310 他的细菌正在和你的细菌结合。 His bacteria are joining your bacteria right now. 1137 01:08:56,190 --> 01:08:57,900 没关系。 It doesn't matter. 1138 01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:59,610 人们一直都在接吻。 People kiss all the time. 1139 01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:08,910 数以百万计的他的细菌正在进入你的身体。 Millions of his organisms are entering your body right now. 1140 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,040 嘿。 Hey. 1141 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,120 一切都还好吗? Is everything okay? 1142 01:09:15,330 --> 01:09:16,620 嗯。 Hmm. 1143 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:17,920 是啊，我只是… Yeah, I'm just, uh... 1144 01:09:20,170 --> 01:09:21,590 只是有点恶心。 Just a little nauseous. 1145 01:09:21,590 --> 01:09:22,840 马上回来。 Be right back. 1146 01:09:30,010 --> 01:09:31,600 -你在想什么? - What were you thinking? 1147 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,640 一切都进行得很顺利，你却把它毁了 Everything was going perfectly and you had to ruin it 1148 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,980 把他的舌头伸进你嘴里。 by letting his tongue into your mouth. 1149 01:09:37,350 --> 01:09:38,980 为什么不工作? Why isn't it working? 1150 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,610 你被感染。 You're infected. 1151 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,740 你得马上杀死细菌，马上，马上。 You need to kill the bacteria now, now, now. 1152 01:09:50,780 --> 01:09:51,780 哦，闭嘴! Oh, shut up! 1153 01:09:52,950 --> 01:09:55,660 杀死它。杀死每一个细菌。 Kill it. Kill every last germ. 1154 01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:57,170 杀死他的唾液。 Kill his saliva. 1155 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:02,380 你知道你需要做什么，那就去做吧。只管去做。 You know what you need to do, so do it. Just do it. 1156 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,740 阿扎，怎么了? Aza, what's goin' on? 1157 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,380 当我陷入沉思时， When I get stuck in my thoughts, 1158 01:10:46,550 --> 01:10:49,970 不仅仅是我跟你说过的有趣的鱼。 it's not just the interesting fish stuff I told you about. 1159 01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:53,390 好吧。 Okay. 1160 01:10:59,350 --> 01:11:01,690 细菌比什么都让我害怕。 Bacteria scares me more than anything. 1161 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,650 我总是担心感染， I'm always worried about getting infections, 1162 01:11:05,650 --> 01:11:07,940 一旦我开始担心，就停不下来。 and once I start worrying, I can't stop. 1163 01:11:11,610 --> 01:11:15,240 所以我才这么喜欢你的画。 That's why I liked your painting so much. 1164 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,120 因为我的想法就是这样。 Because my thoughts are like that. 1165 01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:23,210 它们都是螺旋状的。 They're all, like, spirally. 1166 01:11:23,210 --> 01:11:26,210 那么，现在你在想自己是不是感染了? So, right now you're thinking about whether you have an infection? 1167 01:11:27,170 --> 01:11:28,420 种。 Kind of. 1168 01:11:33,930 --> 01:11:35,100 我不想吻你。 From kissing you. 1169 01:11:42,190 --> 01:11:45,480 我们不需要接吻。我们可以慢慢来。 We don't have to kiss. We can just take things really slow. 1170 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,900 你不明白。 You don't understand. 1171 01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,190 这不合逻辑。 It's not logical. 1172 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,120 就像我和一个恶魔住在一起。 It's like I'm living with a demon. 1173 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,790 也许你现在不在乎，但你不会永远这样想。 And maybe you don't care right now, but you won't feel that way forever. 1174 01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:00,790 但它不是永远的。 But it's not forever. 1175 01:12:01,910 --> 01:12:02,960 现在的。 It's now. 1176 01:12:14,550 --> 01:12:16,180 哦，谢天谢地。 Oh, thank God. 1177 01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:17,470 -你去哪儿了? - Where have you been? 1178 01:12:18,810 --> 01:12:20,560 你怎么一直不接电话? Why haven't you been answering your phone? 1179 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:24,980 我和戴维斯在一起。 I was with Davis. 1180 01:12:27,690 --> 01:12:30,940 我每天都在同一时间在学校见到你，阿扎。 I see you at school at the same time every single day, Aza. 1181 01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:33,110 你真以为我不会发现吗? Did you seriously think I wasn't gonna find out? 1182 01:12:33,110 --> 01:12:36,240 我不知道。我想我不在乎。 I don't know. I guess I didn't care. 1183 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:39,700 -你们去哪了?-我们去了芝加哥。 - Well, where'd you guys go? - We went to Chicago. 1184 01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,120 去芝加哥的座位好吗? To Chicago? 1185 01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,620 你去芝加哥做什么? What the hell were you doing in Chicago? 1186 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:45,080 他没有绑架我。我想去。 He didn't kidnap me. I wanted to go. 1187 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,420 我不管你想不想去。 Well, I don't care if you wanted to go. 1188 01:12:47,420 --> 01:12:51,340 如果你出了什么事而我都不知道你在哪儿怎么办? What if something happened to you and I didn't even know where you were? 1189 01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:54,590 或者如果你脑子进水了需要我让你冷静下来呢? Or what if you got in your head and you needed me to calm you down? 1190 01:12:54,590 --> 01:12:56,430 你以为你让我冷静下来了? You think you calm me down? 1191 01:12:57,050 --> 01:12:59,100 妈妈,如何? How, Mom? 1192 01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:01,970 你知道戴维斯今天为什么带我去芝加哥吗? Do you know why Davis took me to Chicago today? 1193 01:13:03,230 --> 01:13:05,520 去看看西北大学。 To see Northwestern. 1194 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,360 因为他真的认为我可以自己去上学 Because he actually thinks that I can go to school on my own 1195 01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:09,940 在另一个州。 in another state. 1196 01:13:09,940 --> 01:13:12,030 他认为我可以学我想学的， He thinks that I can study what I wanna study, 1197 01:13:12,030 --> 01:13:13,950 和其他孩子一起住在宿舍。 and live in a dorm with the other kids. 1198 01:13:13,950 --> 01:13:17,620 也许他错了。也许我不能。 And maybe he's wrong. Maybe I can't. 1199 01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:21,290 但你知道生命中终于有人陪伴的感觉有多好吗 But do you know how good it feels to finally have someone in my life 1200 01:13:21,290 --> 01:13:22,750 谁认为我能? who thinks I can? 1201 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,290 -阿扎! - Aza! 1202 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:12,630 “楚伊和我在塔图因星上，我们停下来取一些货物。 "Chewie and I were on Tatooine where we'd stopped to pick up some cargo. 1203 01:14:12,630 --> 01:14:19,430 当然，阿亚拉和我在一起。我最好的朋友，也是我最大的负担。” Of course, Ayala was with me. My best friend and my greatest burden." 1204 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:31,110 阿亚拉把手伸进她浓密的蓝色头发，抽出一缕。 "Ayala reached into her mane of blue hair and plucked out a strand. 1205 01:14:31,110 --> 01:14:35,230 一种紧张的习惯，不过，她所有的习惯都是紧张的。” A nervous habit, but then, all her habits were nervous." 1206 01:14:40,950 --> 01:14:43,240 “阿亚拉从来没有做对任何事。 "Ayala never got anything right. 1207 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:46,540 阿亚拉越担心，一切就越糟。” The more Ayala worried, the worse she made everything." 1208 01:14:49,670 --> 01:14:52,540 阿亚拉嘲笑我的新飞车。 "Ayala sneered at my new Speeder Bike. 1209 01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:54,880 "我还以为你在存钱呢。" 'I thought you were saving your money.' 1210 01:14:54,880 --> 01:15:00,260 阿亚拉从她父母那里得到了一辆越野车。她知道什么? Ayala had a Landspeeder from her parents. What did she know? 1211 01:15:00,260 --> 01:15:03,850 阿亚拉不是坏人。只是一个没用的。” Ayala wasn't a bad person. Just a useless one." 1212 01:15:58,690 --> 01:16:00,150 Holmsey ! Holmsey! 1213 01:16:00,150 --> 01:16:02,070 你一整天都去哪儿了? Where have you been all day? 1214 01:16:02,070 --> 01:16:04,200 待会我能和你一起去迈克尔家吗?我妈妈不得不借我的车。 Can I ride with you to Mychal's later? My mom had to borrow my car. 1215 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:05,830 我需要你约会的细节。 And I need the deets on your date. 1216 01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:09,330 我就是不明白。 I just don't get it. 1217 01:16:09,330 --> 01:16:10,960 他带你去芝加哥。 He whisks you away to Chicago. 1218 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:14,170 你度过了史上最浪漫的一天。 You have the most romantic day in the history of ever. 1219 01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:16,500 现在你不想再见到他了吗? Now you don't want to see him anymore? 1220 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,500 一定还有别的事情发生了。 Something else must've happened. 1221 01:16:20,630 --> 01:16:21,670 你们做了吗? Did you guys do it? 1222 01:16:21,670 --> 01:16:24,090 不。我告诉过你什么都没发生。 No. I told you nothing happened. 1223 01:16:24,090 --> 01:16:26,800 是啊，但这说不通啊。我确信 Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense. I'm sure that-- 1224 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,560 我搞砸了? I screwed it up? 1225 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:29,680 怎么啦？ What? 1226 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:31,640 不。 No. 1227 01:16:33,230 --> 01:16:35,560 你连我的名字都没改。 You barely even changed my name. 1228 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:41,530 你看了我的同人小说? You read my fanfic? 1229 01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:43,570 是的，我读了你的同人小说! Yes, I read your fanfic! 1230 01:16:43,570 --> 01:16:46,910 你是我最好的朋友。你以为我不会看吗? You're my best friend. You didn't think maybe I'd read it? 1231 01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:50,910 不，我没有。 No, I didn't. 1232 01:16:52,410 --> 01:16:54,170 因为我从11岁就开始写了， Because I've been writing them since I was 11, 1233 01:16:54,170 --> 01:16:55,880 你一本都没读过。 and you've never read a single one. 1234 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,250 怎么啦？你从来没问过。 What? You never asked. 1235 01:16:58,250 --> 01:17:00,630 我不应该问的。 I shouldn't have to ask. 1236 01:17:00,630 --> 01:17:03,130 别人最好的朋友只会 Other people's best friends would just 1237 01:17:03,130 --> 01:17:05,340 从无休止的思考中休息一下 take a little break from endlessly contemplating 1238 01:17:05,340 --> 01:17:10,060 自己内心的运作方式去考虑别人的利益。 the inner workings of their own mind to think about other people's interests. 1239 01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:11,930 阿亚拉是我七年级的时候想到的。 I came up with Ayala in seventh grade. 1240 01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:15,900 没错，这招很混蛋， And, yeah, it was a dick move, 1241 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:18,900 但也许这是我应对有一个好朋友的方式…… but maybe it was my way of coping with having a best friend who's... 1242 01:17:22,650 --> 01:17:26,280 听着，迈克说你像芥末，对吧? Look, Mychal says that you're like mustard, right? 1243 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:31,870 比如，你在小数量上很了不起，但很多人都很棒。 Like, you're awesome in small quantities, but a lot of you is a lot. 1244 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,750 明白了。 Got it. 1245 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:37,580 我是说，你有没有停下来想过我的感受? I mean, have you ever stopped to think about what it's like for me? 1246 01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:40,290 我一直支持你，而你从不支持我。 I constantly have your back and you never have mine. 1247 01:17:40,290 --> 01:17:41,590 你是对的。 You're right. 1248 01:17:41,590 --> 01:17:42,760 我们的友谊最近让你吃亏了 All our friendship has gotten you lately 1249 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,550 五万美元和一个男朋友。 is 50 grand and a boyfriend. 1250 01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:47,090 但你连他的艺术展都不肯跟我一起去。 But you won't even come with me to his art show. 1251 01:17:47,090 --> 01:17:48,550 别人最好的朋友会…… Other people's best friends would... 1252 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:53,140 我是说，我知道你有精神问题什么的， I mean, I know that you have mental problems and whatever, 1253 01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:55,270 但它们会让你极度以自我为中心。 but they make you extremely self-centered. 1254 01:17:55,270 --> 01:17:56,810 我不以自我为中心! I am not self-centered! 1255 01:17:56,810 --> 01:17:58,310 我父母叫什么名字? What are my parents' names? 1256 01:18:00,860 --> 01:18:02,230 他们的工作是什么? What are their jobs? 1257 01:18:03,610 --> 01:18:04,780 我的中间名是什么? What's my middle name? 1258 01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:06,070 我有宠物吗? Do I have any pets? 1259 01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:14,410 你只是病态地缺乏好奇心 You're just so pathologically uncurious 1260 01:18:14,410 --> 01:18:16,370 你甚至不知道你不知道什么。 that you don't even know what you don't know. 1261 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,830 -你有只猫。——是的。 - You have a cat. - Yes. 1262 01:18:19,830 --> 01:18:22,130 恭喜你，阿扎，我有一只猫。 Congratulations, Aza, I have a cat. 1263 01:18:22,130 --> 01:18:24,460 我五岁的时候就有她了。她叫什么名字? I've had her since I was five. What's her name? 1264 01:18:27,010 --> 01:18:28,970 -我不知道。-不，你不知道。 - I don't know. - No, you have no clue. 1265 01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:33,350 你根本不知道我的感受，因为你从不问。 You have no idea what it's like for me, because you never ask. 1266 01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:35,640 我是说，你觉得你和你妈妈很穷什么的， I mean, you think you and your mom are poor or whatever, 1267 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,600 但你有牙套，有车，有iPad，所有这些东西。 but you got braces, and a car, and an iPad, and all that shit. 1268 01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:40,980 你觉得这很正常吗 Do you think that it's just normal 1269 01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:42,480 有自己房间的房子? to have a house with your own room in it? 1270 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,150 还有一个帮你做作业的妈妈? And a mom who helps you with your homework? 1271 01:18:44,150 --> 01:18:47,530 你的特权对你来说就像氧气，阿扎。 I mean, your privileges are like oxygen to you, Aza. 1272 01:18:47,530 --> 01:18:51,030 然后你就因为我买了辆车而不是把钱存起来上大学而批评我。 And then you judge me for buying a car instead of saving it all for college. 1273 01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:55,160 我试着不去在意，试着去理解，因为 And I try not to care, and I try to be understanding because-- 1274 01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:56,540 停止说话! Stop talking! 1275 01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:59,330 天啊，你都十年没闭嘴了! Jesus Christ, you haven't shut up in ten years! 1276 01:18:59,330 --> 01:19:01,710 如果你和我在一起很难受，我很抱歉， I'm sorry if it's hard hanging out with me, 1277 01:19:01,710 --> 01:19:03,250 但想象一下我真的是我! but imagine actually being me! 1278 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:05,340 想象一下一直被困在我的脑海里 Imagine being stuck in my head all the time 1279 01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:06,960 没有休息，就没有出路! with no break, no way out! 1280 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:08,340 我很抱歉 I'm sorry that-- 1281 01:19:08,340 --> 01:19:09,840 用麦克查尔聪明的比喻。 And to use Mychal's clever little analogy. 1282 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:12,260 想象一下除了芥末什么都不吃! Imagine eating nothing but mustard! 1283 01:19:12,260 --> 01:19:14,260 总是被芥末困住! Being stuck with mustard all the time! 1284 01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:16,270 好吧，我不该那么说的。 Okay, I shouldn't have said that. 1285 01:19:16,270 --> 01:19:18,100 如果你这么恨我那你为什么不停止问我 {\an8}And if you hate me so much then why don't you just stop asking me-- 1286 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:19,440 小心! Watch out! 1287 01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:51,510 你还好吗? Are you okay? 1288 01:19:52,970 --> 01:19:53,930 我想是的。 I think so. 1289 01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:57,890 是吗? Are you? 1290 01:19:58,640 --> 01:19:59,640 你受伤。 You're hurt. 1291 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:05,150 阿扎,停下来。 Aza, stop. 1292 01:20:05,150 --> 01:20:07,070 -别动。 - Stay still. 1293 01:20:08,190 --> 01:20:09,030 阿扎! Aza! 1294 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:18,080 不，不，不。 No, no, no. 1295 01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:20,700 不。 No. 1296 01:20:31,590 --> 01:20:33,880 嘿。你还好吗? Hey. Are you all right? 1297 01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,010 这是毁了。 It's ruined. 1298 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:37,600 我爸爸的车。 My dad's car. 1299 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,810 亲爱的，我干这行很久了， Honey, I've been doing this for a long time, 1300 01:20:39,810 --> 01:20:42,770 我保证，你爸爸不会生你的气。 and I can promise, your dad's not gonna be mad at you. 1301 01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:51,740 我需要帮助! I need help! 1302 01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:07,750 嘿,老兄。 Hey, kiddo. 1303 01:21:09,590 --> 01:21:12,550 你在医院，但一切都会好起来的。 You're in the hospital, but everything's gonna be okay. 1304 01:21:14,430 --> 01:21:15,880 我很爱你。 I love you so much. 1305 01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,760 嗯,是……黛西还好吗? Mmm, is... Is Daisy okay? 1306 01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,140 他们在她的前额缝了几针， They gave her some stitches on her forehead, 1307 01:21:23,140 --> 01:21:24,690 但她会没事的。 but she's gonna be fine. 1308 01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:31,110 我毁了哈罗德。 I ruined Harold. 1309 01:21:31,110 --> 01:21:33,320 我知道，宝贝。 I know, baby. 1310 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:35,150 爸爸很喜欢那辆车。 Dad loved that car. 1311 01:21:36,610 --> 01:21:37,990 爸爸爱你。 Dad loved you. 1312 01:21:39,620 --> 01:21:41,450 我还好吗? Am I okay? 1313 01:21:41,450 --> 01:21:43,160 你的肝脏撕裂了 You have a lacerated liver, 1314 01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:45,460 但内出血很轻微。 but the internal bleeding is mild. 1315 01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:47,670 -我肚子出血了?-就一点点。 - I'm bleeding inside? - Just a little. 1316 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,540 好消息是你不需要做手术。 The good news is you don't need surgery. 1317 01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:51,880 -他们只是想监视你… - They just wanna monitor you... 1318 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,130 ．．．几天了。 ...for a few days. 1319 01:21:53,130 --> 01:21:54,130 怎么啦？ What? 1320 01:21:55,130 --> 01:21:57,090 不。 No. 1321 01:21:57,090 --> 01:21:59,550 -不，我不能待在这里，妈妈。-阿扎。 - No, I can't stay here, Mom. - Aza. 1322 01:21:59,550 --> 01:22:03,100 求你了，求你做点什么。我不能待在这里。 Please, please just do something. I can't stay here. 1323 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,190 我得回家了。 I have to go home. 1324 01:22:06,190 --> 01:22:08,690 我留下会染上艰难梭菌的。 I'm gonna get C. diff if I stay. 1325 01:22:08,690 --> 01:22:10,400 -你没有艰难梭菌-我可能 - You don't have C. diff. - I probably 1326 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,690 已经有艰难梭菌了。 already have C. diff. 1327 01:22:11,690 --> 01:22:13,690 不，你没有艰难梭菌。 No, you don't have C. diff. 1328 01:22:13,690 --> 01:22:16,280 医院是人们感染的地方，好吗? Hospitals are where people get it, okay? 1329 01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:18,030 我不能呆在这里，妈妈。 I can't stay here, Mom. 1330 01:22:18,030 --> 01:22:20,200 -我不能待在这里!-阿扎!阿扎! - I can't stay here! - Aza! Aza! 1331 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,910 -你的肝脏在流血!我们不能回家。我有…… - Your liver is bleeding! We can't go home. I have... 1332 01:22:22,910 --> 01:22:24,950 但我会一直陪着你的。 But I'll be with you the whole time. 1333 01:22:24,950 --> 01:22:27,580 -我保证。-我得走了。我得走了 - I promise. - I have to go. I have to go-- 1334 01:22:36,340 --> 01:22:39,800 艰难梭菌正在入侵你的身体。 C. diff is invading your body right now. 1335 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,050 它就在你身边。 It's all around you. 1336 01:22:42,050 --> 01:22:43,390 你被感染。 You're infected. 1337 01:22:43,390 --> 01:22:45,720 你身上到处都是细菌。 You're full of bacteria colonizing you. 1338 01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:49,060 这一切都在殖民你，你无法阻止它。 It's all colonizing you, and you can't stop it. 1339 01:22:49,060 --> 01:22:50,730 你不能。 You can't. 1340 01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:53,150 你不能有男朋友。你不能上大学。 You can't have a boyfriend. You can't go to college. 1341 01:22:53,150 --> 01:22:54,480 你不能有工作。 You can't have a job. 1342 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:56,530 你甚至不能控制自己的大脑。 You can't even control your own brain. 1343 01:22:56,530 --> 01:22:58,650 你不能。你不能。你不能。 You can't. You can't. You can't. 1344 01:23:10,460 --> 01:23:11,790 你知道该怎么处理。 You know how to deal with this. 1345 01:23:11,790 --> 01:23:13,960 这是唯一的办法。这是唯一的办法。 It's the only way. It's the only way. 1346 01:23:25,260 --> 01:23:26,770 来吧，干掉它。消灭感染。 Come on, kill it. Kill the infection. 1347 01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:29,100 你必须这么做。你必须这么做。你必须这么做。 You have to. You have to. You have to. 1348 01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:31,730 请你，请你想想别的事情。 Please, please think about something else. 1349 01:23:31,730 --> 01:23:32,650 嗯! Mmm! 1350 01:23:32,650 --> 01:23:34,900 我讨厌被困在你体内! I hate being stuck inside you! 1351 01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:37,360 你想感觉好点吗?你知道如何让自己感觉更好。 You wanna feel better? You know how to feel better. 1352 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:38,990 那只会让我恶心。 It'll just make me sick. 1353 01:23:38,990 --> 01:23:40,740 你想死于艰难梭菌吗? Do you wanna die of C. diff? 1354 01:23:40,740 --> 01:23:45,580 这是不理性的。你的现在不是你的永远。 This is not rational. Your now is not your forever. 1355 01:23:45,580 --> 01:23:48,040 消灭感染!杀了它!现在就杀了它! Kill the infection! Kill it! Kill it now! 1356 01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:56,800 求你了，让我走吧。 Please, let me go. 1357 01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:58,460 -求你了，我什么都愿意做。 - Please, I'll do anything. 1358 01:23:58,460 --> 01:23:59,970 你可以拥有这个身体。我不想再要了。 You can have this body. I don't want it anymore. 1359 01:24:01,590 --> 01:24:03,510 我是我的道路，不是我的意志。我是我的方式，不是我的意志。 I am my way, I am not my will. I am my way, not my will. 1360 01:24:03,510 --> 01:24:05,050 -你永远摆脱不了这个。 - You'll never be free of this. 1361 01:24:05,050 --> 01:24:07,100 -你被恶魔附身了! - You're possessed by a demon! 1362 01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:09,100 你想死于艰难梭菌吗? Do you want to die of fucking C. diff? 1363 01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:10,560 不!因为你会的。 No! Because you will. 1364 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,150 我会的。你会的。 I will. You will. 1365 01:24:16,060 --> 01:24:18,650 阿扎!不，不，你在干什么? Aza! No, no, what are you doing? 1366 01:24:18,650 --> 01:24:20,070 不，别这样。 No, stop that. 1367 01:24:20,070 --> 01:24:22,570 -别说了。阿扎，别这样!你恶心。 - Stop it. Aza, stop that! You're disgusting. 1368 01:24:22,570 --> 01:24:25,490 -你让我恶心。的帮助。护士! - You make me sick. Help. Nurse! 1369 01:24:25,490 --> 01:24:27,620 -别说了。-你没有被恶魔附身。 - Stop it. - You're not possessed by a demon. 1370 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:35,170 你是恶魔。 You are the demon. 1371 01:24:59,610 --> 01:25:00,900 你想吃早餐吗? You want some breakfast? 1372 01:25:02,780 --> 01:25:03,650 嗯嗯。 Mmm-mmm. 1373 01:25:06,530 --> 01:25:08,120 我胃疼。 My stomach hurts. 1374 01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,460 他们不得不抽气。 They had to pump it. 1375 01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:22,420 你应该能猜到是谁写的。 You can probably guess who that's from. 1376 01:25:26,130 --> 01:25:27,550 我打电话给辛格医生。 I called Dr. Singh. 1377 01:25:29,970 --> 01:25:31,220 请不要生我的气。 Please don't be mad at me. 1378 01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:35,940 我只是不知道该怎么办。 I just didn't know what to do. 1379 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:37,440 我没有生气。 I'm not mad. 1380 01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:42,570 谢谢你，妈妈。 Thank you, Mom. 1381 01:25:47,530 --> 01:25:48,620 你感觉怎么样? How are you feeling? 1382 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:52,370 嗯… Well... 1383 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:55,250 不是很好。 not great. 1384 01:25:57,830 --> 01:26:02,420 我觉得你应该更经常地来见我。 I think it would be good for you to start seeing me more regularly. 1385 01:26:04,170 --> 01:26:07,260 我不想让你一个人思考太久。 I don't want you left alone with your thoughts for too long. 1386 01:26:10,850 --> 01:26:14,600 ——好的。——好。 - Okay. - Good. 1387 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:18,440 我还认为我们应该再试一次暴露反应疗法， I also think we should give exposure response therapy another try, 1388 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,770 和…我们可以慢慢来。 and... and we can take it slow. 1389 01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:26,650 但是，阿扎，你必须吃药。 But, Aza, you have to take your medication. 1390 01:26:28,490 --> 01:26:30,950 或者我们找到另一种对你更有效的药物 Or we find another medication that works better for you 1391 01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:33,410 你愿意照医嘱服用。 that you are willing to take, as prescribed. 1392 01:26:33,410 --> 01:26:37,790 -都没用。-都还没起作用。 - None of them have worked. - None of them have worked yet. 1393 01:26:43,380 --> 01:26:46,210 ♬我们在这里是因为 ♪ We're here because ♪ 1394 01:26:46,210 --> 01:26:49,380 ♬我们在这里是因为 ♪ We're here because ♪ 1395 01:26:49,380 --> 01:26:55,270 ♬我们在这里是因为我们在这里 ♪ We're here because We're here ♪ 1396 01:26:55,270 --> 01:27:01,650 ♬我们在这里是因为 ♪ We're here because ♪ 1397 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:08,070 ♬我们在这里是因为我们在这里 ♪ We're here because We're here ♪ 1398 01:27:08,070 --> 01:27:14,200 ♬我们在这里是因为 ♪ We're here because ♪ 1399 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:19,920 ♬我们在这里是因为我们在这里 ♪ We're here because We're here ♪ 1400 01:28:28,570 --> 01:28:30,690 -嗨。-嗨。 - Hi. - Hi. 1401 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:38,700 很抱歉过了这么久才联系你。 I'm sorry it took so long for me to reach out. 1402 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,750 没关系。 It's okay. 1403 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:44,000 我只是，我需要点时间。 I just-- I needed some time. 1404 01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:48,630 我想你了。 I missed you. 1405 01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:53,260 我也想你。 I missed you, too. 1406 01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:54,930 我和你妈妈谈过几次。 I talked to your mom a few times. 1407 01:28:56,890 --> 01:28:58,350 她真的很好，让我随时了解最新情况…… And she was actually really nice about keeping me updated... 1408 01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:02,930 也许你可以吻他。 Maybe you could kiss him. 1409 01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,440 会不一样的。 It'll be different. 1410 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:09,780 -不不不别亲他。 - No, no, no. Don't kiss him. 1411 01:29:09,780 --> 01:29:11,940 你会生病的。你得回医院去。 You'll get sick. You'll have to go back to the hospital. 1412 01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:13,780 然后你会染上艰难梭菌，你得回医院了。 Then you'll get C. diff. You'll have to go back to the hospital. 1413 01:29:13,780 --> 01:29:15,910 -那你会染上艰难梭菌-你感觉怎么样? - Then you'll get C. diff. - How are you feeling? 1414 01:29:19,450 --> 01:29:20,910 你在吗? Are you there? 1415 01:29:23,290 --> 01:29:24,540 嗯,是的。 Uh, yeah. 1416 01:29:26,540 --> 01:29:28,750 ——对不起。-我问你感觉如何。 - Sorry. - I asked how you were feeling. 1417 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:30,880 好。 Good. 1418 01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:33,550 一般。 Generally. 1419 01:29:36,380 --> 01:29:37,260 嗯… Uh... 1420 01:29:39,220 --> 01:29:41,930 不过现在不太好。 Not so good right now, though. 1421 01:29:41,930 --> 01:29:45,690 你能坐在我对面吗? Could you, um, maybe sit across from me instead? 1422 01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:05,120 我希望我能好一点。 I was hoping I'd be better. 1423 01:30:07,250 --> 01:30:11,670 我一直在吃药，和辛格医生一起工作。 I've been taking my meds and working with Dr. Singh. 1424 01:30:12,750 --> 01:30:13,630 我以为…… I thought... 1425 01:30:15,590 --> 01:30:18,340 也许，我甚至可以吻你。 maybe, uh, I could even kiss you. 1426 01:30:21,430 --> 01:30:23,270 我觉得我好多了。 I think I am better. 1427 01:30:25,770 --> 01:30:27,520 但我想我只是不… But I guess I'm just not... 1428 01:30:30,310 --> 01:30:31,270 更好的足够的。 better enough. 1429 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:41,620 也许我们可以发短信? Maybe we could text? 1430 01:30:44,700 --> 01:30:45,830 我只是… I just... 1431 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:51,080 我需要被人近距离地喜欢。 I need to be liked up close. 1432 01:31:03,310 --> 01:31:05,850 嘿，戴维斯怎么样? Hey, how was Davis? 1433 01:31:07,390 --> 01:31:08,480 很好。 Fine. 1434 01:31:09,310 --> 01:31:10,270 到这里来。 Come here. 1435 01:31:12,230 --> 01:31:18,740 你知道吗，当你刚开始有思维螺旋的时候，我很困惑。 You know, when you first started having thought spirals, I was so confused. 1436 01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:20,610 你曾经是个快乐的小女孩， You'd been such a happy little girl, 1437 01:31:20,610 --> 01:31:23,660 突然之间，你对一切都很害怕。 and, suddenly, you were so scared of everything. 1438 01:31:23,660 --> 01:31:26,040 和我…我不能让你感觉更好。 And I... I couldn't make you feel better. 1439 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:30,170 但你爸爸帮我度过了难关。 But your dad got me through it. 1440 01:31:30,170 --> 01:31:34,090 这听起来很疯狂，但他会让我盯着镜子里的自己 This sounds crazy, but he'd make me stare at my reflection in the mirror 1441 01:31:34,090 --> 01:31:37,710 大声告诉自己那天我做对了什么。 and tell myself all the things I did right that day, out loud. 1442 01:31:39,090 --> 01:31:40,470 这招奏效了。 And it worked. 1443 01:31:40,470 --> 01:31:42,340 睡前的那几分钟， For those few minutes before bed, 1444 01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:46,810 我感觉还好。 I actually felt okay. 1445 01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:50,890 他是唯一的人 He was the one person 1446 01:31:52,190 --> 01:31:54,360 这让我觉得做你妈妈很好。 that made me feel good at being your mom. 1447 01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:58,360 现在，他走了， And now, he's gone, 1448 01:31:58,360 --> 01:32:00,280 我无法让自己平静下来 and I can't calm myself down. 1449 01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:02,530 所以，我只是开始我的一天， So, I just go about my day, 1450 01:32:02,530 --> 01:32:04,910 害怕会发生不好的事情。 terrified that something bad's gonna happen. 1451 01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:08,500 害怕我让你失望。 Terrified that I'm failing you. 1452 01:32:11,370 --> 01:32:12,250 但你不是。 But you're not. 1453 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,460 好吧。 Okay. 1454 01:32:14,460 --> 01:32:16,380 如果你愿意，我可以帮你。 I can do it if you want. 1455 01:32:17,670 --> 01:32:19,130 镜子的事。 The mirror thing. 1456 01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:22,680 我们可以一起做。 We can do that together. 1457 01:32:23,550 --> 01:32:25,260 不，没关系。 No, that's okay. 1458 01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:27,060 哦，谢天谢地。 Oh, thank God. 1459 01:32:27,060 --> 01:32:29,640 我们这样做听起来真的很奇怪。 Us doing that sounded really weird. 1460 01:32:32,890 --> 01:32:35,060 阿扎，车库重新装修后， Aza, when the garage is redone, 1461 01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:40,400 我们会把它租出去，帮你付学费。 we'll rent it out to help pay for your tuition. 1462 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:43,950 ——真的吗?-你想上哪所大学就上哪所。 - Really? - You will go to college wherever you want. 1463 01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:46,830 你知道为什么吗? You know why? 1464 01:32:47,740 --> 01:32:50,080 因为你从不放弃。 Because you never give up. 1465 01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:51,830 这是我爱你的原因之一。 That's one of the things I love about you. 1466 01:32:51,830 --> 01:32:55,500 无论你有多害怕，你都不会停止尝试。 No matter how scared you are, you never stop trying. 1467 01:33:00,510 --> 01:33:01,340 嗯… Um... 1468 01:33:02,670 --> 01:33:04,970 妈妈，我要借你的车。 Mom, I need to borrow your car. 1469 01:33:06,930 --> 01:33:11,310 戴维斯说他需要被人近距离欣赏，我现在做不到， Davis said he needs to be liked up close, and I can't do that right now, 1470 01:33:11,310 --> 01:33:13,020 但我想让我最好的朋友近距离接触 but I'm gonna like my best friend up close, 1471 01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:15,310 即使要了我的命。 even if it kills me. 1472 01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:20,320 嘿，在我们互相倾诉的时候， Hey, while we're telling each other things, 1473 01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:23,860 我和戴维斯刚开始交往时，他给了我5万美元。 when Davis and I first started hanging out, he gave me $50,000. 1474 01:33:23,860 --> 01:33:25,530 要么给我，要么给蜥蜴， It either goes to me or a tuatara, 1475 01:33:25,530 --> 01:33:27,570 所以我把它放在西北大学，好吗? so I'm putting it towards Northwestern, okay? 1476 01:33:27,570 --> 01:33:28,870 太好了。再见。 Great. Bye. 1477 01:33:29,450 --> 01:33:30,290 世界卫生大会…… Wha... 1478 01:33:57,350 --> 01:33:59,520 你得陪着黛西。 You need to be here for Daisy. 1479 01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:02,190 你得待在这里。你得待在这里。你得待在这里。 You need to be here. You need to be here. You need to be here. 1480 01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:36,850 -嘿，阿扎。-嗨。 - Hey, Aza. - Hi. 1481 01:34:36,850 --> 01:34:39,810 我以为你不来了。 Uh, I guess I assumed you weren't coming. 1482 01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:42,360 哦，我…… Oh, and I... 1483 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:44,690 关于你肝脏的事，我很抱歉。 And I'm so sorry about the accident and your liver. 1484 01:34:44,690 --> 01:34:45,940 哦，我没事。 Oh, I'm fine. 1485 01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:50,280 这太棒了。 This is awesome. 1486 01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:53,990 我是说，我不懂艺术，但即使是我也能感觉到它很棒。 I mean, I don't understand art, but even I can tell that it's awesome. 1487 01:34:55,330 --> 01:34:58,710 我不知道，不过还是谢谢你。真的。 I don't know about that, but thank you. Really. 1488 01:34:58,710 --> 01:35:01,880 -谢谢你的到来。-我想做一个支持你的朋友。 - For coming. - I wanna be a supportive friend. 1489 01:35:03,340 --> 01:35:05,510 这是我在尝试的新事物。 It's this new thing I'm trying. 1490 01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:31,490 肝脏怎么样了? How's the liver? 1491 01:35:32,700 --> 01:35:34,240 De-lacerated。 De-lacerated. 1492 01:35:35,700 --> 01:35:37,450 你好吗？ How are you? 1493 01:35:38,410 --> 01:35:40,790 哦，我侥幸逃脱了。 Oh, I got off easy. 1494 01:35:40,790 --> 01:35:44,210 不过，你看不出麦克沙尔的行为。 Although, you'd never know it by how Mychal is acting. 1495 01:35:44,210 --> 01:35:49,970 他给我的六针都起了名字，还给每一针都写了一首情诗。 He named all six of my stitches and wrote them each individual love poems. 1496 01:35:53,260 --> 01:35:55,890 我真的很抱歉，黛西。 I'm really sorry, Daisy. 1497 01:35:55,890 --> 01:36:01,390 你值得拥有世界上最了不起、最支持你、最关心你的朋友。 You deserve the most amazing, supportive, attentive friend in the world. 1498 01:36:01,390 --> 01:36:03,860 而不是一个差点在车祸中害死你的人。 Not one who almost killed you in a car crash. 1499 01:36:04,770 --> 01:36:06,320 耶稣,Holmsey。 Jesus, Holmsey. 1500 01:36:07,980 --> 01:36:10,150 你肯定对自己怀恨在心。 You can sure hold a grudge against yourself. 1501 01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:16,490 如果你看不出来，我已经原谅你了。 If you can't tell, I've already forgiven you. 1502 01:36:18,450 --> 01:36:21,710 阿亚拉的事我很抱歉。 And I'm sorry about Ayala. 1503 01:36:21,710 --> 01:36:23,710 你不必这样。 You don't have to be. 1504 01:36:23,710 --> 01:36:24,790 是的。 Yeah. 1505 01:36:26,290 --> 01:36:27,250 我做的事。 I do. 1506 01:36:29,630 --> 01:36:35,720 是的，你可能很累，但你不像芥末。 Yes, you can be exhausting, but you are not like mustard. 1507 01:36:35,720 --> 01:36:39,350 你是我见过的最迷人的人。 You're the most fascinating person I've ever known. 1508 01:36:42,060 --> 01:36:45,270 我爱你。 I love you. 1509 01:36:45,270 --> 01:36:48,900 -我想葬在你旁边。 - I want to be buried next to you. 1510 01:36:48,900 --> 01:36:50,610 我们会有一块共同的墓碑。 We'll have a shared tombstone. 1511 01:36:50,610 --> 01:36:55,570 上面写着:“霍尔姆斯和黛西。他们做什么都在一起。 It'll read, "Holmsey and Daisy. They did everything together. 1512 01:36:57,330 --> 01:36:59,450 ——除了肮脏。” - Except the nasty." 1513 01:37:02,330 --> 01:37:03,290 嗯。 Mmm. 1514 01:37:07,380 --> 01:37:11,170 我不像芥末，但也许我像印第安纳波利斯。 I'm not like mustard, but maybe I'm like Indianapolis. 1515 01:37:12,590 --> 01:37:14,430 {\an8}他们有一条该死的河， {\an8}They had this shit river, 1516 01:37:14,430 --> 01:37:17,390 但他们只能利用现有的资源。 but they worked with what they had. 1517 01:37:17,390 --> 01:37:19,510 他们在它周围建起了一座还不错的城市。 And they managed to build an okay city around it. 1518 01:37:21,060 --> 01:37:23,730 不是一个伟大的城市，但也不坏。 Not a great city, but not bad. 1519 01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:26,850 b -。 A B-minus. 1520 01:37:26,850 --> 01:37:31,440 我觉得你至少得b +。你和这座城市。 Well, I think you're at least a B-plus. You and this city. 1521 01:37:32,570 --> 01:37:33,990 这个轮廓。 This skyline. 1522 01:37:35,740 --> 01:37:36,950 这些隧道。 These tunnels. 1523 01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:39,240 这座桥。 This bridge. 1524 01:37:40,870 --> 01:37:42,870 这个污水。 This sewage. 1525 01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:50,210 这个轮胎，这个煤渣砖，这个… This tire, this cinder block, this... 1526 01:37:50,210 --> 01:37:53,210 -我不知道，那是什么?-等等，黛西。 - I don't know, what are those? - Wait, Daisy. 1527 01:37:53,210 --> 01:37:55,260 -回去，回去，回去!——什么? - Go back, go back, go back! - What? 1528 01:37:56,130 --> 01:37:57,180 那不是…… Isn't that... 1529 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:26,120 Pogue运行。 Pogue's Run. 1530 01:38:28,540 --> 01:38:30,840 黛西，河流的尽头， Daisy, the spot where a river ends, 1531 01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:32,750 -它不是叫…-嘴巴? - isn't it called... - A mouth? 1532 01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:38,550 这里是慢跑者之嘴。 This is The Joggers Mouth. 1533 01:38:39,390 --> 01:38:41,600 怎么啦？ What? 1534 01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:44,520 是皮克特逃跑前随手写下的。 It was something Pickett scribbled down right before escaping. 1535 01:38:50,480 --> 01:38:51,520 那是什么? What's that? 1536 01:38:53,730 --> 01:38:57,030 给戴维斯和诺亚的便条。 A note to Davis and Noah. 1537 01:38:59,950 --> 01:39:01,410 最糟糕的便条。 The worst kind of note. 1538 01:39:07,790 --> 01:39:09,170 你觉得他是跳下去的吗? Do you think he jumped? 1539 01:39:13,210 --> 01:39:14,670 我们要不要报警? Should we call the cops? 1540 01:39:17,050 --> 01:39:19,970 我不想让他从某个警探那里得知。 I don't want him to find out from some random detective. 1541 01:40:39,300 --> 01:40:41,760 那么，我看起来怎么样? So, how do I look? 1542 01:40:43,130 --> 01:40:45,300 好像你想碰运气似的。 Um, like you're trying to get lucky. 1543 01:40:45,300 --> 01:40:49,100 ——什么?是不是太多了?我要换车吗?-妈，不要。你看起来棒极了。 - What? Is it too much? Should I change? - Mom, no. You look amazing. 1544 01:40:49,100 --> 01:40:50,600 她说的"惊艳"是指性感。 And by "amazing" she means hot. 1545 01:40:52,730 --> 01:40:54,650 噢!得到它! Ooh! Get it! 1546 01:40:54,650 --> 01:40:57,900 告诉埃文如果他11点前不送你回家，你就有大麻烦了。 Uh, tell Evan if he doesn't get you home by 11:00, you're in big trouble. 1547 01:40:58,730 --> 01:40:59,690 大麻烦了。 Big trouble. 1548 01:41:03,110 --> 01:41:05,450 你太年轻了，不适合做我的舞伴。 Well, you are far too young to be my date. 1549 01:41:06,450 --> 01:41:07,830 嗨，福尔摩斯太太。 Hi, Mrs. Holmes. 1550 01:41:08,830 --> 01:41:09,990 阿扎在吗? Is Aza here? 1551 01:41:22,010 --> 01:41:22,970 戴维斯。 Davis. 1552 01:41:26,590 --> 01:41:28,300 我为你从蜥蜴那里偷来的。 I stole it from a lizard for you. 1553 01:41:33,940 --> 01:41:34,980 谢谢你！ Thank you. 1554 01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:39,070 阿扎，诺亚和我要搬家了。 Aza, Noah and I are moving. 1555 01:41:42,490 --> 01:41:43,610 在哪里? Where? 1556 01:41:44,570 --> 01:41:45,780 科罗拉多州。 Colorado. 1557 01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:49,450 诺亚进了那边的一所特殊学校。 Noah got into a special school out there. 1558 01:41:51,700 --> 01:41:54,870 我们只是需要一个新的开始 We just need a fresh start 1559 01:41:56,330 --> 01:41:57,330 之后的一切。 after everything. 1560 01:41:59,790 --> 01:42:01,130 你什么时候走? When are you leaving? 1561 01:42:04,130 --> 01:42:05,260 明天。 Tomorrow. 1562 01:42:18,190 --> 01:42:19,440 你是个好哥哥。 You're a good brother. 1563 01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:29,160 这是一个有趣的短语，不是吗? It's a funny phrase, isn't it? 1564 01:42:32,490 --> 01:42:33,540 “爱。” "In love." 1565 01:42:36,750 --> 01:42:39,290 你不能再演别的了。 You don't get to be in anything else. 1566 01:42:42,710 --> 01:42:46,590 在友谊中，还是在希望中。 In friendship, or in hope. 1567 01:42:50,180 --> 01:42:51,970 你所能投入的，只有爱。 All you can be in, is love. 1568 01:43:14,290 --> 01:43:16,540 我想如果我现在不走，我就永远不会离开了。 I think if I don't go now, I'll never leave. 1569 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:24,000 好吧。 Okay. 1570 01:43:31,470 --> 01:43:32,600 再见,阿扎。 Goodbye, Aza. 1571 01:43:58,580 --> 01:43:59,830 也许他会回来。 Maybe he'll be back. 1572 01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:09,800 是的。 Yeah. 1573 01:44:12,930 --> 01:44:13,970 也许吧。 Maybe. 1574 01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:21,350 “没有人会说再见，除非他们想再见到你。” "No one ever says goodbye unless they wanna see you again." 1575 01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:32,030 黛西? Daisy? 1576 01:44:33,410 --> 01:44:34,410 是的。 Yeah. 1577 01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:39,290 你觉得我还能真正和别人在一起吗? Do you think I'll ever be able to actually be with someone? 1578 01:44:42,370 --> 01:44:43,370 是的。 Yes. 1579 01:44:45,130 --> 01:44:46,630 我想你会的。 I think you will. 1580 01:44:49,460 --> 01:44:53,130 我认为你，阿扎·福尔摩斯 I think you, Aza Holmes, 1581 01:44:54,470 --> 01:44:56,550 会有一个非常充实的人生。 will have a very full life. 1582 01:45:00,310 --> 01:45:04,940 我觉得你会去上大学，想学什么就学什么。 I think you'll go to college and study whatever you want. 1583 01:45:06,610 --> 01:45:07,770 你会有自己的事业。 And you'll have a career. 1584 01:45:10,820 --> 01:45:12,320 一个你引以为傲的。 One that you're proud of. 1585 01:45:16,570 --> 01:45:18,700 我想你会和别人在一起。 And I think you will be with someone. 1586 01:45:20,660 --> 01:45:21,830 人很好。 Someone great. 1587 01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:27,880 我认为你，霍尔姆斯， I think you, Holmsey, 1588 01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:30,050 会有一段不可思议的爱情故事。 will have an incredible love story. 1589 01:45:38,890 --> 01:45:42,270 我甚至认为有一天你会有自己的家庭。 I even think you'll have a family of your own one day. 1590 01:45:50,020 --> 01:45:52,690 你要为自己开创全新的生活。 You're gonna make a whole damn life for yourself. 1591 01:45:53,570 --> 01:45:54,610 我知道。 I know it. 1592 01:45:57,110 --> 01:45:58,410 但我不想对你撒谎。 But I don't want to lie to you. 1593 01:45:59,530 --> 01:46:01,990 我觉得有时候会很难。 I think it'll be hard sometimes. 1594 01:46:04,870 --> 01:46:08,460 我想，有时候，你会发现生活是不完整的。 I think, sometimes, you'll see that life unbuilt. 1595 01:46:21,850 --> 01:46:23,970 但你总是会重建它。 But you'll always rebuild it. 1596 01:46:26,270 --> 01:46:28,060 你永远不会孤单。 And you will never be alone. 1597 01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:31,820 我保证。 I promise. 1598 01:46:33,570 --> 01:46:37,740 因为你将永远爱与被爱。 Because you will always love and be loved. 1599 01:46:40,530 --> 01:46:43,040 爱是两者兼而有之 And love is both 1600 01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:45,870 你如何成为一个人，为什么。 how you become a person and why. 1601 01:46:49,170 --> 01:46:51,210 爱,Holmsey, Love, Holmsey, 1602 01:46:53,210 --> 01:46:55,510 是你变得真实的方式。 is how you become real. 1603 01:47:27,290 --> 01:47:29,330 ♬永远不进不出 ♪ Never in or out ♪ 1604 01:47:29,330 --> 01:47:32,130 犹豫不决的♬ ♪ Indecisive ♪ 1605 01:47:32,130 --> 01:47:35,590 ♬我从来没有想过我会一个人做这些事 ♪ Never did I think I'd be doing this alone ♪ 1606 01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:39,380 ♬现在我们颠倒了 ♪ Now we're upside down ♪ 1607 01:47:39,380 --> 01:47:41,720 ♬盲目的♬ ♪ Blinded ♪ 1608 01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:45,510 ♬我承认失败，我几乎无法入睡♬ ♪ I'll admit defeat I can barely sleep at all ♪ 1609 01:47:45,510 --> 01:47:50,730 如果可以，我愿意在水上行走 ♪ I'd walk on water If I could ♪ 1610 01:47:50,730 --> 01:47:55,070 ♪被爱被理解♪ ♪ To be loved To be understood ♪ 1611 01:47:55,070 --> 01:47:59,610 ♬它值得吗?是为了好吗?♪ ♪ What's it worth Was it for the good? ♪ 1612 01:47:59,610 --> 01:48:02,280 ♬为了好 ♪ For the good ♪ 1613 01:48:03,990 --> 01:48:08,540 ♬我并不完美，但我在努力 ♪ I'm not perfect But I'm trying ♪ 1614 01:48:08,540 --> 01:48:13,000 ♬选择我的时机，然后我将潜入♬ ♪ Pick my moment Then I'll dive in ♪ 1615 01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:15,710 ♬我也犯过不少错误 ♪ I've had my fair share Of mistakes ♪ 1616 01:48:15,710 --> 01:48:18,380 ♬所以现在一切都太晚了 ♪ So for now It's far too late ♪ 1617 01:48:18,380 --> 01:48:24,180 ♬我会等到潮水来的时候 ♪ I'll wait until The tide's in ♪ 1618 01:48:24,180 --> 01:48:29,270 如果这一切都是关于时间 ♪ If it's all about The timing ♪ 1619 01:48:29,270 --> 01:48:33,690 ♬我觉得还不够，现在又何必着急?♪ ♪ I don't feel enough What's the need To rush for now? ♪ 1620 01:48:33,690 --> 01:48:38,780 ♬我看到了没有一线希望的乌云 ♪ I see clouds Without a silver lining ♪ 1621 01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:42,660 ♬当我犹豫时，没有什么能让我失望 ♪ When I hesitate Nothing ever lets me down ♪ 1622 01:48:42,660 --> 01:48:47,830 如果可以，我愿意在水上行走 ♪ I'd walk on water If I could ♪ 1623 01:48:47,830 --> 01:48:52,120 ♪被爱被理解♪ ♪ To be loved To be understood ♪ 1624 01:48:52,120 --> 01:48:56,750 ♬它值得吗?是为了好吗?♪ ♪ What's it worth Was it for the good? ♪ 1625 01:48:56,750 --> 01:49:00,840 ♬为了好 ♪ For the good ♪ 1626 01:49:00,840 --> 01:49:04,220 ♬我并不完美，但我在努力 ♪ I'm not perfect But I'm trying ♪ 1627 01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:10,020 ♬选择我的时机，然后我将潜入♬ ♪ Pick my moment Then I'll dive in ♪ 1628 01:49:10,020 --> 01:49:12,850 ♬我也犯过不少错误 ♪ I've had my fair share Of mistakes ♪ 1629 01:49:12,850 --> 01:49:15,560 ♬所以现在一切都太晚了 ♪ So for now It's far too late ♪ 1630 01:49:15,560 --> 01:49:21,320 ♬我会等到潮水来的时候 ♪ I'll wait until The tide's in ♪ 1631 01:49:21,320 --> 01:49:26,160 ♬哦哦♬ ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1632 01:49:28,370 --> 01:49:33,580 ♬我会等到潮水来的时候 ♪ I'll wait until The tide's in ♪ 1633 01:49:33,580 --> 01:49:36,330 ♬哦哦♬ ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1634 01:49:36,330 --> 01:49:39,590 ♬潜入水中♬ ♪ Dive in ♪ 1635 01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:48,260 ♬水♬ ♪ Water ♪ 1636 01:49:49,310 --> 01:49:51,350 ♬潜入水中♬ ♪ Dive in ♪ 1637 01:49:51,350 --> 01:49:55,190 即使在困难的时候 ♪ Even when times Get difficult ♪ 1638 01:49:56,350 --> 01:49:57,730 ♬水♬ ♪ Water ♪ 1639 01:49:58,770 --> 01:50:00,110 ♬潜入水中♬ ♪ Dive in ♪ 1640 01:50:01,150 --> 01:50:02,780 ♬即使是当的时候 ♪ Even when times ♪ 1641 01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:06,070 ♬我并不完美，但我在努力 ♪ I'm not perfect But I'm trying ♪ 1642 01:50:07,610 --> 01:50:11,950 ♬选择我的时机，然后我将潜入♬ ♪ Pick my moment Then I'll dive in ♪ 1643 01:50:11,950 --> 01:50:14,620 ♬我也犯过不少错误 ♪ I've had my fair share Of mistakes ♪ 1644 01:50:14,620 --> 01:50:17,210 ♬所以现在一切都太晚了 ♪ So for now It's far too late ♪ 1645 01:50:17,210 --> 01:50:22,760 ♬我会等到潮水来的时候 ♪ I'll wait until The tide's in ♪ 1646 01:50:22,760 --> 01:50:26,930 ♬哦，哦，哦，哦 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1647 01:50:26,930 --> 01:50:29,220 ♬我会等到 ♪ I'll wait until ♪ 1648 01:50:29,220 --> 01:50:34,430 ♬我会等到潮水退去 ♪ I'll wait until The tide goes in ♪ 1649 01:50:34,430 --> 01:50:35,680 ♬水♬ ♪ Water ♪ 1650 01:50:36,770 --> 01:50:37,600 ♬潜入水中♬ ♪ Dive in ♪ 1651 01:50:37,600 --> 01:50:40,190 ♬哦，开始吧 ♪ Oh, dive in ♪ 1652 01:50:43,900 --> 01:50:45,320 ♬水♬ ♪ Water ♪ 1653 01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:47,860 ♬潜入水中♬ ♪ Dive in ♪