1 00:00:17,909 --> 00:00:22,956 So in 270 A.D. in Rome, nobody was joining the army, right? 2 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:24,719 Because no one wanted to leave their wives. 3 00:00:24,749 --> 00:00:27,210 And the emperor was like, "That's not happening." 4 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:29,337 And he banned all marriages. 5 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:32,215 But St. Valentine was like, "That's not fair," 6 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,592 so he married couples in secret. 7 00:00:34,676 --> 00:00:38,346 The emperor arrested Valentine and sentenced him to death, 8 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:41,724 but he fell in love with the prison guard's blind daughter. 9 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:44,644 One night, St. Valentine reached out 10 00:00:44,727 --> 00:00:47,272 and touched the eyes of the blind girl, 11 00:00:47,355 --> 00:00:52,443 and in the morning, she could see for the very first time. 12 00:00:52,527 --> 00:00:53,527 The date? 13 00:00:54,279 --> 00:00:55,697 February 14th. 14 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:59,367 And the rest, as they say, is history. 15 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:02,137 Thank you, Becca. That was interesting. 16 00:01:02,161 --> 00:01:03,913 Come on. 17 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,666 Zoey, do you have something you'd like to add? 18 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:08,668 Just that story's not really accurate. 19 00:01:08,751 --> 00:01:10,628 - Excuse me? - First of all, there were several 20 00:01:10,712 --> 00:01:12,797 St. Valentines who were martyred in the third century 21 00:01:12,881 --> 00:01:15,317 and... and second of all, none of them cured a girl's blindness. 22 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:16,384 That didn't happen. 23 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,636 Okay, well, it could have happened. 24 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,222 Come on, it's Valentine's Day. 25 00:01:21,306 --> 00:01:22,223 It felt on brand. 26 00:01:22,307 --> 00:01:23,308 Yeah, exactly, 'cause... 27 00:01:23,766 --> 00:01:26,644 'cause Valentine's Day, it's kind of about bullshit. 28 00:01:26,728 --> 00:01:28,229 Okay, Zoey, do you wanna elaborate? 29 00:01:28,313 --> 00:01:30,393 It's just the whole concept of falling in love 30 00:01:30,565 --> 00:01:33,276 and even romantic love, it's just a product of capitalism. 31 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:34,652 Whoa, hold up, Zoey. 32 00:01:34,736 --> 00:01:37,405 So you don't believe in romantic love at all? 33 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:38,728 If it's based on compatibility. 34 00:01:40,241 --> 00:01:42,869 I just think that's really hard to find, 35 00:01:42,952 --> 00:01:46,414 which is actually why I created my own app. 36 00:01:47,415 --> 00:01:48,917 - That's gonna fail. - Crash and burn. 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,629 It matches people based on a data-driven compatibility report 38 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:54,213 because people are really fickle. 39 00:01:54,297 --> 00:01:55,297 But algorithms are smart. 40 00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:58,051 Over 50% of marriages end in divorce, 41 00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:00,136 and some people, they see that as a problem. 42 00:02:00,219 --> 00:02:05,141 But I... I see that as potential, like a future revenue stream. 43 00:02:05,224 --> 00:02:07,644 Okay, time's up. That's it, people. 44 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,479 Next Wednesday... 45 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,314 If you want to invest, just go to GoFundMe. 46 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:12,649 Yes. Thank you. 47 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:16,903 Or you can just scan this QR code to... to invest. 48 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,502 ♪♪ I'm coming at you with a heart of gold 49 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,837 ♪♪ That precious gold is all me 50 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:38,800 ♪♪ I'm coming at you like a desert rose 51 00:02:38,883 --> 00:02:41,052 ♪♪ They both can roll with me 52 00:02:58,361 --> 00:02:59,362 Hey, Elle. 53 00:03:00,154 --> 00:03:04,325 Hey! I got you a rose-infused matcha latte. 54 00:03:04,409 --> 00:03:07,870 - Aww. Thank you. - Happy Valentine's Day. 55 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,207 Can we just cancel Valentine's Day already? 56 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,542 Nope, not tonight. 57 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,043 We're doing a rom-com triple header. 58 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,379 No. No. Uh-uh. No. No way. Not again. 59 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:19,340 Relax, it's just an excuse to get drunk and gorge on snacks. 60 00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:22,260 Well, okay, when you put it that way. 61 00:03:23,261 --> 00:03:24,363 Are you writing another poem? 62 00:03:24,387 --> 00:03:26,055 Do you want me to read it? 63 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:29,475 Last time you read my poetry, you corrected me on my punctuation. 64 00:03:29,559 --> 00:03:31,769 It's just the absence of periods and commas 65 00:03:31,853 --> 00:03:32,979 makes me very nervous. 66 00:03:33,062 --> 00:03:35,481 That's kind of how poems work. 67 00:03:36,566 --> 00:03:37,567 How was class? 68 00:03:38,234 --> 00:03:39,277 Uh, I pitched my app. 69 00:03:40,194 --> 00:03:42,780 In history class? Bold move. 70 00:03:42,864 --> 00:03:44,574 How'd it go? 71 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,552 I don't know, I think I just have to check GoFundMe. 72 00:03:46,576 --> 00:03:47,744 Hey! Zoey Miller? 73 00:03:49,412 --> 00:03:50,705 What the hell was that? 74 00:03:50,788 --> 00:03:53,166 Oh, slow your roll there, Becca. 75 00:03:53,249 --> 00:03:55,793 You shamed her just because she likes Valentine's Day. 76 00:03:55,877 --> 00:03:56,794 Are you sure that's the only reason? 77 00:03:56,878 --> 00:03:58,796 What you said made me feel bad. 78 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,840 Becca, I'm sorry, it wasn't meant to be personal. 79 00:04:00,923 --> 00:04:04,552 Just make sure you add cynic next to tech geek on your résumé. 80 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,345 - Weirdo. - Loser. 81 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,807 Ah! Shit. 82 00:04:09,891 --> 00:04:11,267 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 83 00:04:11,350 --> 00:04:14,103 Hey, hey. I'm sorry. That was fully my fault. Are you okay? 84 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,688 Uh, I guess, yeah. 85 00:04:15,772 --> 00:04:18,858 You know that this school has a soccer field, right? 86 00:04:18,941 --> 00:04:20,610 Okay, that may leave a mark. 87 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,421 Do you want me to take you to the health center or something? 88 00:04:22,445 --> 00:04:23,488 Nope. Nope, I'm good. 89 00:04:23,571 --> 00:04:24,571 Okay. 90 00:04:25,907 --> 00:04:28,493 Very sorry about that, so... 91 00:04:28,576 --> 00:04:30,078 Zach, come on! 92 00:04:31,079 --> 00:04:32,663 Okay. 93 00:04:32,747 --> 00:04:34,165 - Sorry. - Bye. 94 00:04:34,415 --> 00:04:35,458 All right, guys. Let's go. 95 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,877 You just had Zach Maclaren's ball in your face. 96 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,688 Come on, keep the balls in play this time. 97 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:41,214 Who? 98 00:04:41,297 --> 00:04:44,592 Zach Maclaren, the soccer star? 99 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,260 Mm, what's his GPA? 100 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:48,387 Hella-fine-point-nine. 101 00:04:50,014 --> 00:04:51,808 And he was totally flirting with you. 102 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,894 I'm sure that he and I would have, like, a zero compatibility score. 103 00:04:54,977 --> 00:04:58,231 Well, his abs should contribute to that number. 104 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:02,652 And by the way, I donated to your app. 105 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:03,975 So you're buying booze tonight. 106 00:05:04,028 --> 00:05:05,363 Okay, deal. 107 00:05:05,446 --> 00:05:07,490 Pay me back when you get your first IPO. 108 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,075 Buy me an island. 109 00:05:09,158 --> 00:05:12,286 I'll buy us two islands, one for business and one for pleasure. 110 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:15,039 So with this M-X-N grid filled with non-negative numbers, 111 00:05:15,123 --> 00:05:16,958 we can find the path that minimizes the sum 112 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:18,876 of all numbers along its path. 113 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,379 - Crap. - I think that works. 114 00:05:21,462 --> 00:05:22,630 Crap. We're late. 115 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,882 Guys, the time. What are you... come on. 116 00:05:24,966 --> 00:05:26,884 - Oh. - The lecture. 117 00:05:30,471 --> 00:05:33,474 Remember, when you pick a graduate school, 118 00:05:33,558 --> 00:05:37,979 it's more than just about AI and zero-knowledge proofs. 119 00:05:38,062 --> 00:05:40,982 It's also about finding people you like 120 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:43,317 and that you can laugh with 121 00:05:43,401 --> 00:05:46,028 because one can only spend so many hours in a library. 122 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,405 Next question. 123 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:53,411 Um, what do you consider your greatest accomplishment? 124 00:05:53,494 --> 00:05:56,497 I have to say winning the Turing Award 125 00:05:56,581 --> 00:05:58,708 and raising my two children with my partner. 126 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:01,627 We have time for one more. 127 00:06:01,711 --> 00:06:02,711 Yes, go ahead. 128 00:06:03,713 --> 00:06:07,216 Uh... Professor, since it's Valentine's Day, 129 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,177 could you tell us as a scientist 130 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,345 what your perspective on romantic love is? 131 00:06:11,429 --> 00:06:13,973 My belief that most things can be described 132 00:06:14,056 --> 00:06:16,767 by a mathematical equation does not affect my belief 133 00:06:17,226 --> 00:06:20,897 in the power of love, which keeps me in a state of awe. 134 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:23,733 And you disagree. 135 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:26,652 I like the approach of the philosopher Alain de Botton. 136 00:06:26,736 --> 00:06:28,154 And what's his philosophy? 137 00:06:28,237 --> 00:06:31,324 That romantic love is a modern-day invention. 138 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:35,494 And that most people wouldn't fall in love if they'd never heard of it. 139 00:06:35,578 --> 00:06:37,538 I take it, then, you've never been in love? 140 00:06:37,622 --> 00:06:41,834 I had a crush or two in grade school, but I mean love, I... 141 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:43,753 it's just what big corporations pedal. 142 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:46,422 When you think about all the flowers and the chocolates, 143 00:06:46,505 --> 00:06:49,175 the movies, the love songs, I mean, come on. 144 00:06:49,258 --> 00:06:52,220 Romantic love is a product of capitalism. 145 00:06:52,303 --> 00:06:56,474 Well, on that note, happy Valentine's Day, 146 00:06:56,557 --> 00:06:57,975 and thank you for coming. 147 00:07:08,277 --> 00:07:09,362 Hey. 148 00:07:10,947 --> 00:07:11,989 Hey. 149 00:07:16,244 --> 00:07:18,663 Hey, I really liked your question. 150 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:24,876 And don't forget... 151 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:28,349 I'm also just a girl... 152 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,218 Standing in front of a boy... 153 00:07:35,012 --> 00:07:36,889 Asking him to love her. 154 00:07:42,770 --> 00:07:44,105 Not even a tear? 155 00:07:44,188 --> 00:07:46,816 I... I can't believe you're making me watch this. 156 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,234 How do you not love this? 157 00:07:48,317 --> 00:07:51,654 Everyone cries at the scene, even guys. 158 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,447 Is this what happens when you code 24/7? 159 00:07:53,531 --> 00:07:54,907 You become the Tin Man? 160 00:07:54,991 --> 00:07:57,576 The line's a classic, but Hugh Grant says nothing 161 00:07:57,660 --> 00:08:00,079 and then he looks at her like he just farted. 162 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,542 - You are such a buzzkill. - I'm sorry! 163 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:07,378 It's just these movies, they're... they're so formulaic. 164 00:08:07,461 --> 00:08:09,588 One person gets their heart broken, 165 00:08:09,672 --> 00:08:12,341 and then the other person goes, "Wait, let me fix it 166 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,428 by making a grand gesture with a big speech in public." 167 00:08:15,511 --> 00:08:18,264 What is wrong with that? 168 00:08:18,347 --> 00:08:19,765 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, sweetie. 169 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,600 Hey, Paula. 170 00:08:21,684 --> 00:08:23,269 Elle, my favorite poet. 171 00:08:23,352 --> 00:08:26,397 Quick question. Why does your daughter hate rom-coms? 172 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,274 It beats me. I'm watching "Harry Met Sally" 173 00:08:28,357 --> 00:08:29,859 right now as we speak. 174 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:33,779 Because they perpetuate unrealistic romantic paradigms. 175 00:08:33,863 --> 00:08:35,173 I swear if I wasn't there when she was born, 176 00:08:35,197 --> 00:08:36,532 I would do a DNA test. 177 00:08:36,615 --> 00:08:38,492 What are you doing over the long weekend, Elle? 178 00:08:38,576 --> 00:08:39,761 Do you wanna come hang out with us? 179 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,996 I'm babysitting for my English professor. 180 00:08:42,079 --> 00:08:44,415 People trust me with their kids. 181 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,042 That's crazy, right? 182 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,394 I still can't believe people trusted me with mine. 183 00:08:47,418 --> 00:08:49,337 Hey, Zoey, did you get the flight info? 184 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:51,714 - I'm so excited to see you. - Uh, yeah. 185 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,717 I'm gonna go back to watching my unrealistic romantic paradigms. 186 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,761 - I love you both. - Love you. 187 00:08:58,637 --> 00:08:59,638 Mm. 188 00:09:01,182 --> 00:09:02,182 I'm worried about her. 189 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,686 I just... I want her to find... 190 00:09:06,771 --> 00:09:10,441 - Love? - Compatibility, you know? 191 00:09:10,524 --> 00:09:11,942 Their divorce was so messy. 192 00:09:12,026 --> 00:09:12,943 Love is messy. 193 00:09:13,027 --> 00:09:14,945 You just don't wanna get dirty. 194 00:09:15,029 --> 00:09:18,324 I actually met someone at the... 195 00:09:18,407 --> 00:09:19,718 you know, there was this guy at the lecture, 196 00:09:19,742 --> 00:09:21,410 and he was interesting. 197 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,038 Bury the lede. Spill it. 198 00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:25,498 He quoted Alain de Botton. 199 00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:28,376 Great. Am I supposed to know who that is? 200 00:09:28,459 --> 00:09:29,835 Yes. 201 00:09:30,419 --> 00:09:34,799 "If nobody had ever heard of the concept of love..." 202 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:36,884 They wouldn't fall in it. 203 00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:40,137 Oh, my God, he quoted your guy? 204 00:09:40,221 --> 00:09:42,932 Alert the tech nerds: a match for Zoey. 205 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,935 - Was he hot? - He was just... interesting. 206 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:47,018 So a hot nerd. 207 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,353 He was just interesting. 208 00:09:48,771 --> 00:09:50,457 - Say interesting one more time. - Interesting. Shut up. 209 00:09:50,481 --> 00:09:52,417 Look, I'm probably never even gonna see him again. 210 00:09:52,441 --> 00:09:53,901 Mm. Interesting. 211 00:09:55,569 --> 00:09:58,697 ♪♪ Let's run away together 212 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,124 Hey. 213 00:10:08,749 --> 00:10:10,376 Hit anyone in the head today? 214 00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:12,044 Hey, it's you. 215 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,045 How you doing? 216 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:14,547 - Fine. - Good. 217 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:16,006 What are you doing here? 218 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:18,175 It's a bookstore, so I came to get a book. 219 00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:20,886 What are you doing here? 220 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:21,887 I work here. 221 00:10:21,971 --> 00:10:23,722 It's part of my work-study program. 222 00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:24,806 Cool. 223 00:10:25,766 --> 00:10:27,268 Textbooks are in the front. 224 00:10:27,351 --> 00:10:31,021 Fictions on the right, and non-fiction's over there. 225 00:10:31,105 --> 00:10:32,105 Thank you. 226 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,029 Do you have any books on "Battletoads"? 227 00:10:39,113 --> 00:10:41,449 Is that medieval history or a metal band? 228 00:10:41,532 --> 00:10:42,450 It's a video game. 229 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,160 No, we don't carry books like that. 230 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:46,328 I could order it for you. 231 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,330 Yeah, that... that'd be cool. Great. 232 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:54,795 Okay, so two choices, "The Idiot's Guide to Battletoads" 233 00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:56,881 or "Battletoads for Dummies." 234 00:10:56,964 --> 00:10:59,258 Jesus, they both sound bad, don't they? 235 00:10:59,341 --> 00:11:00,861 Well, a dummy is someone of low intelligence, 236 00:11:00,885 --> 00:11:03,596 but it can also mean, like, a crash test dummy. 237 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,556 But an idiot's just an idiot. 238 00:11:08,017 --> 00:11:09,017 Let's go with dummy. 239 00:11:09,393 --> 00:11:10,311 Good choice. 240 00:11:10,394 --> 00:11:12,062 Thank you. 241 00:11:12,146 --> 00:11:15,316 Uh, it should be here by Wednesday. 242 00:11:15,399 --> 00:11:16,400 Okay. 243 00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:19,195 Oh, credit card. 244 00:11:20,154 --> 00:11:21,739 Mm. Here you go. 245 00:11:24,575 --> 00:11:27,453 You know video games are now the leading cause of divorce? 246 00:11:27,536 --> 00:11:28,996 Who says that? 247 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,874 An actuary chart listing the causes of divorce. 248 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,334 - An actual what? - An actuary. 249 00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:36,670 Someone who compiles statistics to assess risk and uncertainty. 250 00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:39,274 Could you... could you actually order me a book on that as well? 251 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,674 Really? 252 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:41,758 No. 253 00:11:44,512 --> 00:11:47,515 Sarcasm's frequently an attempt to deflect one's ignorance. 254 00:11:47,598 --> 00:11:48,474 - Hmm. - Hmm. 255 00:11:48,557 --> 00:11:50,935 Yeah. So is being a know-it-all. 256 00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:54,480 All right, thanks. 257 00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:55,564 Have a good one. 258 00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,068 Touché. 259 00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,113 Oh. 260 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,367 Hey, hey. 261 00:12:10,579 --> 00:12:12,831 Hey, Zach, you forgot your credit card. 262 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:15,793 Hey, Zach. 263 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:17,545 Zach, wait. 264 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:18,796 Hey! 265 00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:21,048 Zach, wait. 266 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:21,966 - Oh! - Oh! 267 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,010 Oh, no! 268 00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:26,220 Oh, my God. 269 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,764 Oh, oh, oh, my God. 270 00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:29,932 Zach. 271 00:12:30,641 --> 00:12:33,102 Oh, my God. Zach. Oh, my God. Zach? 272 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,729 I didn't... is he okay? He came out of, like, nowhere. 273 00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:37,523 Zach! He's not responding. Call 911. 274 00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:38,524 Zach, wake up. 275 00:12:38,607 --> 00:12:41,235 Oh, my God. Please don't die. 276 00:12:41,318 --> 00:12:42,236 - They wanna know if he's breathing. - I don't know. 277 00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:43,529 - Check! - I can't tell. 278 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,173 She can't tell. They say give him mouth-to-mouth. 279 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,216 - What? - Pinch the nose. 280 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,880 - Wha- - You have to pinch the nose. 281 00:12:52,913 --> 00:12:55,207 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 282 00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:58,294 Where am I? 283 00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:01,005 Oh, my God. You're alive. 284 00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:02,482 - He's alive. - He's alive. He's alive. 285 00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:04,091 He's alive. Yeah. 286 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,762 Uh, what happened? 287 00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:10,139 You got in an accident. 288 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,808 You're gonna be fine. The ambulance is on its way. 289 00:13:12,891 --> 00:13:14,171 Oh, here. They wanna talk to you. 290 00:13:14,268 --> 00:13:15,477 - Me? - Yeah, you. 291 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,813 Okay. Yeah? Yeah. 292 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,023 Yeah, uh, he's alive. 293 00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:22,568 He's breathing and talking, so just keep him awake. 294 00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:23,986 - Sorry. - Ow. 295 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:27,448 - My name? Zoey. - What'd you hit me for? 296 00:13:29,825 --> 00:13:30,993 Zoey. 297 00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:34,204 Oh, thank God it's you. 298 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,877 - Hey. - Hey. Thank God it's you. 299 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,713 You're okay. The ambulance is on its way. 300 00:13:42,796 --> 00:13:43,714 Ah. 301 00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:44,798 Oh. Oh. All right. Oh. 302 00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:47,718 All righty. Okay. 303 00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:51,180 - You're... you're definitely gonna live. - Ow... yeah. 304 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,303 So don't worry about that. 305 00:13:54,683 --> 00:13:55,683 Oh, I hear it. 306 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,354 - Ah. - Finally. Thank God. 307 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:05,778 - Is he gonna be okay? - Probably. 308 00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:08,101 We're gonna take you to the hospital, get you checked out. 309 00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:13,410 - You're coming with me, right? - To the hospital? 310 00:14:13,494 --> 00:14:16,205 I kind of need you to come, please. 311 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,748 Me? 312 00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:20,834 It's probably best if you come just to keep him relaxed. 313 00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:21,918 Okay. 314 00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:24,212 Thank you. 315 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:27,799 - Ooh. - Oh. 316 00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:38,560 Triage, please. 317 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:40,979 Oh. 318 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,654 Oh, are you all right? What happened? 319 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:50,823 I'm... I'm fine. 320 00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:51,824 I wouldn't say fine. 321 00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:53,992 - He's actually got a concussion. - Oh, my God. 322 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,596 He was riding a bike, hit a car, and went head-first over the hood. 323 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,415 He doesn't remember the accident or anything immediately prior. 324 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,126 Things dating back a few weeks are fuzzy. 325 00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:04,002 - So he has amnesia. - It's normal. 326 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,540 What's normal about amnesia? 327 00:15:05,587 --> 00:15:07,506 But it's only temporary, right, doctor? 328 00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:09,049 - Most likely, yes. - Most likely. 329 00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:10,050 Were you texting? 330 00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:13,303 No, he wasn't texting, but he did break his phone. 331 00:15:13,387 --> 00:15:14,555 Who are you? 332 00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:15,639 Zoey. 333 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,268 Zoey? The Zoey? 334 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,269 Yeah. 335 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,830 Oh, Zach has done nothing but talk about you. 336 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,480 - He has? - Mom. 337 00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:26,692 Okay, well, he's mentioned you once or twice. 338 00:15:26,775 --> 00:15:27,693 We barely know each other. 339 00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:30,362 You've been dating, what? Two, three weeks now, right? 340 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:33,574 - Dating? - Mom, could you not, please? 341 00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,033 I'm sorry. 342 00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,034 You were with Zach when it happened. 343 00:15:36,118 --> 00:15:37,244 You called 911. 344 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,246 - Yes, but that's... - Okay. 345 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,123 I'm gonna go ahead and release Zach. 346 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,791 No screens for 72 hours. 347 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,835 Blue lights can make the symptoms worse. 348 00:15:44,918 --> 00:15:46,795 Make sure he stays hydrated and rest. 349 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,797 He will get his memory back, though, right? 350 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,758 Just stick to a stress-free routine. 351 00:15:50,841 --> 00:15:51,759 Keep it simple. 352 00:15:51,842 --> 00:15:54,762 I'm sorry, but we have a family ski trip planned for this weekend. 353 00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:57,639 As long as he stays off the slopes and rests, it's not a problem. 354 00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,659 - Thank you, Doctor. - That's great. Thanks, Doctor. 355 00:15:59,683 --> 00:16:01,310 Thanks, Doc. 356 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,872 You're coming home with us so that we can keep an eye on you. 357 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:07,232 And young lady, you are coming over for dinner. 358 00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,294 - No, no, no. That's really not... - We insist. 359 00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:10,694 - I'm a fabulous cook. - He is. 360 00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:12,237 Of course, you are. Come on. 361 00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:13,321 Right. 362 00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:15,574 Let me just call my roommate. 363 00:16:15,657 --> 00:16:18,076 Tell her, uh, where I will be. 364 00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:21,830 Oh, sweetheart, she is just adorable. 365 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,415 I really like her. 366 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,250 I do too. 367 00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:26,251 She's pretty cool. 368 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,883 Parker, stop bashing your brother with that truck. 369 00:16:32,966 --> 00:16:33,884 What's up? 370 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,512 - I'm at the hospital. - Why? What happened? 371 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,931 I'm here with Zach Maclaren. 372 00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:41,099 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. 373 00:16:41,183 --> 00:16:42,434 How did that happen? 374 00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:46,063 So long story short, he came into the bookstore. 375 00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:48,148 I made him hit a car, which was an accident. 376 00:16:48,232 --> 00:16:50,943 Now he has a concussion and he thinks that I'm his girlfriend. 377 00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:53,153 - He is dating a Zoey. - Zoey who? 378 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,072 - The other Zoey. - What other Zoey? 379 00:16:55,197 --> 00:16:57,783 Wallace, captain of the women's soccer team. 380 00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,243 You guys do kind of look alike. 381 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,662 Wait, I just texted you her Insta. 382 00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:08,544 I mean, maybe there's a tiny resemblance. 383 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,629 She's very into soccer. 384 00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:13,173 Yeah, I'm sure they'd rate high in your compatibility app. 385 00:17:13,257 --> 00:17:16,260 Oh, hey, make sure Zach takes it easy. 386 00:17:16,343 --> 00:17:19,513 Nothing that will upset him or his symptoms could get worse. 387 00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:20,848 - Good. - Okay. 388 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,015 Wait, who was that? 389 00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:24,059 That was the doctor. What do I do? 390 00:17:24,184 --> 00:17:26,562 Well, you don't wanna be the cause of him getting worse. 391 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,646 You know what? 392 00:17:27,729 --> 00:17:31,650 Zach's parents, they invited me to dinner, so I'm just gonna go to their place. 393 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:34,319 I'm gonna get them alone, and I'm gonna tell 'em the truth. 394 00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:37,364 Yeah. Let them break their son's brain. 395 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,448 Perfect. 396 00:17:38,532 --> 00:17:40,367 I have to call you back. Bye. 397 00:17:44,037 --> 00:17:45,664 Why would you do that? 398 00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:54,339 I have texted him like a billion times. 399 00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:56,550 Zoey, we're in The Bahamas. 400 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,594 I.. I bet it's the reception. 401 00:17:58,677 --> 00:17:59,595 I'm using Wi-Fi. 402 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,555 I'm sure Zach will respond soon, dear. 403 00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:02,556 What if he's ghosting me? 404 00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:05,159 I seriously don't... I don't even know what ghosting means, honey. 405 00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,852 We were texting this morning and then... 406 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,439 Do you think he met someone? 407 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:11,857 Between breakfast and lunch? 408 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,067 He is going skiing, mom. 409 00:18:14,151 --> 00:18:16,778 Do you even know how cute all the snow bunnies are? 410 00:18:17,779 --> 00:18:19,656 You should have never booked this trip. 411 00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:24,161 She has been in a funk ever since Barcelona lost Messi. 412 00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:28,248 Wallaces don't wallow, and crying causes wrinkles. 413 00:18:28,332 --> 00:18:29,332 Just know that. 414 00:18:38,091 --> 00:18:41,261 Your parents' house is really nice. 415 00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:42,345 Yeah, thanks. 416 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,268 Something feels different. 417 00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:50,687 I don't know. 418 00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:55,233 Do you remember, like, hitting a girl in the head 419 00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:56,401 with a soccer ball? 420 00:18:56,485 --> 00:19:01,156 No, but I mean, I do... I do remember... 421 00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:05,077 - Kissing you... - Oh! 422 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,372 Remember the doctor said to take it slow and easy. 423 00:19:08,455 --> 00:19:12,000 I just... I want to thank you for saving my life today. 424 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,251 It was probably my fault. 425 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,046 - Boo! - Holy shit. 426 00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:17,798 Uh-oh, you said the S word. 427 00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:20,175 You know what? That's what happens when you scare people. 428 00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:21,927 This is my little sister, Avery. 429 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,428 My name's not Avery. 430 00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:24,638 It's Amanda. 431 00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:25,721 Ha! 432 00:19:30,227 --> 00:19:32,062 Amand... what are you talking about? 433 00:19:32,145 --> 00:19:33,145 Amanda? 434 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,398 She's messing with you. 435 00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:36,358 I think your parents might have told her 436 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,068 - that you have memory issues. - Oh. 437 00:19:38,151 --> 00:19:40,195 - Wanna fire up the Xbox? - Yes. 438 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:43,031 - No, he's not allowed screen time. - No. 439 00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:45,033 - Sucks to be you. - So mean. 440 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,011 If you need me, I'll just be playing "Battletoads" 441 00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:48,704 as much as I want! 442 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:49,788 Booyah! 443 00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:54,167 Video games are the leading cause of divorce, 444 00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,461 and I have no idea how I know that. 445 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,091 - She's so mean. - That just came back? 446 00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:02,092 Hmm? 447 00:20:02,175 --> 00:20:04,886 Is there anything else that might be coming back? 448 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,680 Mostly how pretty you are. 449 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:08,640 I'm gonna help your parents with dinner. 450 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,183 Very nice of you. 451 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,203 - Trade you for the olive oil. - Okey-dokey. 452 00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:13,603 Thank you. 453 00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:16,148 Ah, Zach was telling me that you were 454 00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:18,942 supposed to go to the Bahamas this weekend with your family. 455 00:20:19,026 --> 00:20:20,866 Yeah. There's something that I need to tell you. 456 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:25,949 - My family is not in the Bahamas. - Why's that, dear? 457 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,677 Well, this is gonna sound really weird, but... 458 00:20:27,701 --> 00:20:30,162 Hey, guys. Hey, I just heard about Zach. Is he okay? 459 00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,223 He has a concussion. He needs to take it easy. 460 00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:33,766 Come on. You know the statistics on that. 461 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:34,708 He's right. 462 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:37,002 Zoey, this is Miles, Zach's cousin. 463 00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:38,003 Hi. 464 00:20:38,086 --> 00:20:40,047 Ah, the... the soccer player? 465 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,048 Mm-hmm. 466 00:20:41,131 --> 00:20:42,716 Dude, you're lucky it's not worse. 467 00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:44,843 That's because Zoey saved my life. 468 00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:45,926 Not exactly. 469 00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:50,307 Miles is in grad school at MIT. 470 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,184 Oh. 471 00:20:52,267 --> 00:20:54,144 He's just visiting for the weekend. 472 00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:56,229 I hear that that's a really great school. 473 00:20:56,313 --> 00:20:57,981 Yeah. Thanks. 474 00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:01,357 Dude, I can't believe you weren't wearing a helmet. 475 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,087 You gotta be more careful. Is the bike destroyed? 476 00:21:03,111 --> 00:21:05,072 So you were telling me about your family trip. 477 00:21:06,239 --> 00:21:09,117 Oh, we had to postpone it. 478 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:13,163 Something came up. 479 00:21:13,246 --> 00:21:15,957 Well, just.. everybody just dig in. Dig in. 480 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:32,766 So Zoey, Zach tells me that your dad's a doctor. 481 00:21:34,142 --> 00:21:35,268 Yeah, he is. 482 00:21:35,352 --> 00:21:36,352 What kind? 483 00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:42,150 The kind that sees patients, uh, in his office. 484 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,070 Oh, oh, I remember. 485 00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:46,780 He's a GP, right? 486 00:21:46,863 --> 00:21:47,781 Yeah, he is. 487 00:21:47,864 --> 00:21:53,161 He is a great physician. 488 00:21:55,664 --> 00:21:56,790 I'm sure he is. 489 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,085 So are you training during the off-season? 490 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:03,171 Yeah. 491 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,923 Just kicking all those balls. 492 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,927 What position do you play? 493 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:11,221 Uh, somewhere in the middle. 494 00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:14,850 Sometimes... sometimes on the left... 495 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,435 sometimes on the right. 496 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,609 Yeah, but you know, soccer can only go so far. 497 00:22:24,693 --> 00:22:26,987 I was actually thinking about grad school, 498 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,364 maybe MIT for computer science. 499 00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:31,074 You're interested in coding? 500 00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:32,158 Yeah, it's my major. 501 00:22:34,411 --> 00:22:36,204 I don't... I don't remember that. 502 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,581 Wait, do I? 503 00:22:37,664 --> 00:22:40,167 Oh, my gosh, it's your amnesia. 504 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,960 Oh, my gosh. This is so cool. 505 00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:44,212 - Please forget something else. - Be nice. 506 00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:47,465 Well, Zoey, I, for one, am impressed that you have so many interests. 507 00:22:47,841 --> 00:22:49,176 Thanks. 508 00:22:49,259 --> 00:22:51,344 You know, Miles is studying computer science. 509 00:22:51,428 --> 00:22:53,847 - Applied machine learning. - That's amazing. 510 00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:54,973 Thank you. 511 00:22:55,056 --> 00:22:58,268 I didn't know that we had that in common. 512 00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:04,649 All right, hey, guys, uh, six letters. 513 00:23:04,733 --> 00:23:06,818 Inventor of calculus. 514 00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:07,736 - Newton. - Newton. 515 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:09,112 Oh, that fits. 516 00:23:09,196 --> 00:23:12,407 Yeah, yeah. I.. I.. I had that one too. 517 00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:13,850 Gotta be quick on the buzzer, dude. 518 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,828 A strip of land, seven letters. 519 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:18,989 - Mm... - Mm... 520 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,710 - Island. - That has six letters. 521 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,793 - That has six letters? - Isthmus. 522 00:23:25,879 --> 00:23:27,297 Oh, that fits too. 523 00:23:28,298 --> 00:23:30,884 Well done, you two. I'm impressed. 524 00:23:36,264 --> 00:23:37,557 I gotta hit it. 525 00:23:37,641 --> 00:23:39,684 I present my master's thesis next week. 526 00:23:39,768 --> 00:23:41,704 Dude, you should get some rest. You have a concussion. 527 00:23:41,728 --> 00:23:43,855 Yeah. Thank you, Doc. 528 00:23:43,939 --> 00:23:44,856 - All right, man. - Good night. 529 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,620 - Good night. - Good night, Miles. 530 00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:47,984 - Bye. - Night, man. 531 00:23:48,068 --> 00:23:50,654 Hey, we're all gonna go skiing in the mountains this weekend. 532 00:23:50,737 --> 00:23:52,197 Do you wanna go with us? 533 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,532 - Oh, yeah, you should. - It's a great idea. 534 00:23:54,741 --> 00:23:56,826 Oh, uh... 535 00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,912 you know, I don't know if it's such a good idea. 536 00:23:58,995 --> 00:24:01,998 I mean, you just got injured, 537 00:24:02,082 --> 00:24:04,751 and I have plans with my mom this weekend. 538 00:24:06,086 --> 00:24:09,214 Oh, and that's my mom, so I should ask her. 539 00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:12,342 Okay. Sorry. 540 00:24:14,469 --> 00:24:15,887 What'd they say? 541 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:19,307 Nothing, 'cause I haven't told them yet. 542 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,892 What are you waiting for? Graduation? 543 00:24:20,976 --> 00:24:23,561 Remember the guy from the lecture? 544 00:24:23,645 --> 00:24:25,730 The one you called interesting 23 times? 545 00:24:25,814 --> 00:24:27,232 Uh, doesn't ring a bell. 546 00:24:27,315 --> 00:24:31,361 Well, his name is Miles, and he's actually Zach's cousin, 547 00:24:31,444 --> 00:24:34,239 and he's here visiting from MIT, 548 00:24:34,322 --> 00:24:36,574 and they invited me to go skiing with them. 549 00:24:36,658 --> 00:24:39,995 Okay, I don't wanna jump to conclusions, but this is fate. 550 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:42,390 - I don't believe in fate. - You believe in probability! 551 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:45,125 What is the probability of a guy you find interesting 552 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:48,062 ending up in the house of a guy you're pretending to be the girlfriend of? 553 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,438 Statistically speaking? Like, zero. 554 00:24:49,462 --> 00:24:50,922 Because it's fate. 555 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:53,508 You gotta carpe diem this all the way to the ski slope. 556 00:24:53,591 --> 00:24:57,053 I caused the accident, and now I'm gonna flirt 557 00:24:57,137 --> 00:24:59,139 with an amnesia patient's cousin? 558 00:24:59,222 --> 00:25:00,140 Plug it into your app. 559 00:25:00,223 --> 00:25:02,183 One, Zach has a concussion. 560 00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,102 Two, he has a girlfriend. 561 00:25:04,185 --> 00:25:06,855 Three, the doctor told you not to upset him. 562 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:10,734 Four, his cousin is a hot computer nerd 563 00:25:11,151 --> 00:25:12,336 who you have a ton of things in common with. 564 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,487 What does that all add up to? A perfect match. 565 00:25:14,571 --> 00:25:16,364 Pretend to be the other Zoey. 566 00:25:17,407 --> 00:25:19,617 That's not the way that the app actually works. 567 00:25:19,701 --> 00:25:21,202 Well, it should be. 568 00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:22,286 Hmm. 569 00:25:23,705 --> 00:25:26,166 And Miles is only here for the weekend. 570 00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:28,251 Exactly. Have some fun, Zoey. 571 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:39,846 Hey. 572 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:41,514 I'm not coming home this weekend. 573 00:25:41,598 --> 00:25:42,515 Are you okay? 574 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:45,310 I actually got invited to go skiing with some friends. 575 00:25:45,393 --> 00:25:46,704 Well, I was really looking forward to seeing you 576 00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:47,812 but that sounds fun. 577 00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:48,896 I'm sorry, Mom. 578 00:25:49,272 --> 00:25:51,709 It's okay, I'm glad you're getting out there and making new friends. 579 00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:53,210 Just make sure you go on the bunny hill 580 00:25:53,234 --> 00:25:55,296 because I went skiing once, and I went through these trees 581 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,821 and I almost died. 582 00:25:56,905 --> 00:25:57,822 What are you up to this weekend? 583 00:25:57,906 --> 00:26:00,617 Don't worry about me. I have plenty to do. 584 00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:01,951 Okay. Bye. Love you. 585 00:26:02,035 --> 00:26:05,330 The professor came home late, but they paid me extra. 586 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:07,248 What is that? 587 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:12,629 Okay, so this one, it's about computational analysis, 588 00:26:12,712 --> 00:26:15,507 and it's really advanced, so I think that Miles might be impressed, 589 00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:17,610 but he also might think that, like, I'm trying to intimidate him. 590 00:26:17,634 --> 00:26:22,138 So then this one is on computational theory, 591 00:26:22,222 --> 00:26:23,866 and Maya Sayeed wrote it, and we both love her, 592 00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:24,909 and it kinda shows how much we have in common, 593 00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:27,310 but I don't want him to think that I'm, like, overthinking, 594 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,871 so I don't know which one to bring. 595 00:26:28,895 --> 00:26:30,021 What should I do? 596 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:32,649 Oh! Wha... 597 00:26:32,732 --> 00:26:34,776 Less books, more bathing suits. 598 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,028 Okay, you're going skiing. Do you know what that means? 599 00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:38,112 Yes. 600 00:26:39,781 --> 00:26:41,616 No. Hot tub. You know what? 601 00:26:41,699 --> 00:26:43,284 I can't believe I have to explain this. 602 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:45,638 I got some for you. I got some for you. 603 00:26:45,662 --> 00:26:46,830 - Here. - What is that? 604 00:26:46,913 --> 00:26:51,835 I'm giving you my sexy, hot, never fails bathing suit. 605 00:26:51,918 --> 00:26:52,919 - Okay. - Yeah. 606 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:54,003 Okay, fine. 607 00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:57,090 Geez, you're welcome. 608 00:26:58,842 --> 00:27:00,510 What about Zoey Wallace? 609 00:27:01,511 --> 00:27:03,847 I bet that she's super worried about Zach, 610 00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:06,075 - you know, not being able to reach him. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 611 00:27:06,099 --> 00:27:08,143 Zoey, please get out of your head. 612 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:09,644 The other Zoey is the other Zoey. 613 00:27:09,727 --> 00:27:10,979 Let's focus on this Zoey. 614 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:13,940 You're going skiing with a guy who has amnesia, 615 00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,650 and you're pretending to be someone else. 616 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:19,070 I mean, that's, like, the perfect vacation. 617 00:27:19,154 --> 00:27:20,947 - That's the perfect vacation? - Yeah. 618 00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,910 Oh, my God. I think that's a baby whale. 619 00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:28,496 Zoey, Zoey, Zoey, sweetie. 620 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,415 - Zoey, wake up. - Not now! 621 00:27:30,498 --> 00:27:32,000 I'm in deep focus. 622 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,710 Aqua yoga is starting by the pool. 623 00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:35,920 I've reserved three pods. 624 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,982 These are the girls I think could be my competition, 625 00:27:38,006 --> 00:27:39,507 girls that Zach follows on Instagram, 626 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,384 and he's liked some of their photos like Amy. 627 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:45,138 Okay, she's a 7. You're a 12. Okay. 628 00:27:45,221 --> 00:27:47,056 I should have never passed her that ball. 629 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,740 - I should have taken that shot. - Oh, my God, you're overreacting. 630 00:27:49,851 --> 00:27:52,145 Mom, he's either dead, or he's dumped me. 631 00:27:52,228 --> 00:27:53,855 Honestly, I'm not sure which is worse. 632 00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:55,440 I think dead is worse for sure. 633 00:27:55,523 --> 00:27:58,234 Let's go. Aqua yoga starts in five. 634 00:27:58,318 --> 00:27:59,569 Dad, read the room. 635 00:27:59,652 --> 00:28:01,279 Call the airlines. 636 00:28:01,362 --> 00:28:02,280 - Oh, my God, again. - I need to get back 637 00:28:02,363 --> 00:28:04,365 and find out where's Zach is... 638 00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:05,450 and who he's with. 639 00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:07,011 ♪♪ That's what I like about you 640 00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:08,328 ♪♪ That's what I like 641 00:28:10,663 --> 00:28:12,332 Ugh. Let's play a game. 642 00:28:12,415 --> 00:28:13,735 What about the license plate game? 643 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,586 Isn't that game, like, known for being boring? 644 00:28:16,669 --> 00:28:19,255 No, not the way I play it. 645 00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:23,176 You add up the value of the numbers on the plate until you get a prime number. 646 00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:25,803 That sounds like school, which is boring. 647 00:28:26,554 --> 00:28:27,805 I think it sounds fun. 648 00:28:28,765 --> 00:28:30,058 Just ignore me. 649 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:31,684 Happy accident. 650 00:28:34,062 --> 00:28:36,397 Don't look at me. She got that from you. 651 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:38,858 ♪♪ That's what I like about you 652 00:28:38,942 --> 00:28:40,151 ♪♪ Hey! 653 00:28:41,903 --> 00:28:43,530 ♪♪ Ah-ah-ah, hey! 654 00:28:43,613 --> 00:28:45,740 ♪♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! 655 00:28:47,909 --> 00:28:48,910 ♪♪ Ah-ah-ah! 656 00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:50,828 ♪♪ Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr 657 00:28:50,912 --> 00:28:51,996 ♪♪ Hey! 658 00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:55,833 Here we go. Oh. 659 00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:57,001 Ah! 660 00:28:57,085 --> 00:28:58,670 Wow, this is better than the pictures. 661 00:28:58,753 --> 00:29:00,073 - Nice job, honey. - Whoa. 662 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,381 Thank you. 663 00:29:01,464 --> 00:29:02,799 Wow. 664 00:29:02,882 --> 00:29:04,092 This is amazing. 665 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:05,802 Yeah, this is fantastic. 666 00:29:06,803 --> 00:29:09,514 Hey, Zach, remember how much fun we had here last time? 667 00:29:10,306 --> 00:29:11,766 Um, yeah. 668 00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:14,352 Have we been here before? 669 00:29:14,435 --> 00:29:15,979 No, memory boy. I'm messing with you. 670 00:29:16,062 --> 00:29:17,772 - Mm. - It's a rental. 671 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:21,526 Oh, Zoey, you and Avery don't mind bunking together, do you? 672 00:29:21,609 --> 00:29:23,361 I don't mind. I understand. 673 00:29:23,444 --> 00:29:26,072 Any more excitement for Zach, and his brain will explode. 674 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,355 Avery. 675 00:29:27,407 --> 00:29:29,367 Hey, let's get up the mountain. Get half a day in. 676 00:29:29,450 --> 00:29:32,870 Oh, yeah, let's do it. Zach, honey, remember, no screens. 677 00:29:32,954 --> 00:29:34,872 Oh, I know. Yeah. 678 00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:38,626 Fair warning, it's been a really long time since I last snowboarded. 679 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,104 I feel like you said you went every year. 680 00:29:40,128 --> 00:29:42,064 - Twelve months is a really... long time. - Don't worry. 681 00:29:42,088 --> 00:29:44,507 - It's like riding a bike. - Is that the best analogy? 682 00:29:45,508 --> 00:29:47,343 Sorry. Sorry, dude. 683 00:29:47,427 --> 00:29:48,862 She's a little insensitive. It's fine. 684 00:29:48,886 --> 00:29:50,847 - Yeah, it's all good. - What are you gonna do? 685 00:29:50,930 --> 00:29:52,210 I mean, the mountain's beautiful. 686 00:29:52,473 --> 00:29:56,603 Maybe just hang at the lodge, grab a book, read something. 687 00:29:56,686 --> 00:29:58,104 - Do you have a book? - I do not. 688 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:02,150 I have one. It's about female spies in World War II. 689 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:05,236 It might not be your thing, but just in case. 690 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,655 Oh, okay. Well... cool. 691 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,240 - Yeah. - Yeah. 692 00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:12,535 All right. Should we, uh, hit the slopes? 693 00:30:12,619 --> 00:30:13,619 Hit we shall. 694 00:30:17,123 --> 00:30:19,500 Sorry. It sounded cooler in my head. 695 00:30:33,389 --> 00:30:35,767 That's a lot of struggle for a soccer player. 696 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,102 Have you ever snowboarded? 697 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:39,312 What? 698 00:30:39,395 --> 00:30:41,230 She'll be at it in no time, don't worry. 699 00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:43,608 Got it. Easy. 700 00:30:43,691 --> 00:30:45,985 Whoa! 701 00:30:46,069 --> 00:30:48,863 I got it! I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 702 00:30:49,322 --> 00:30:51,491 - I'm good. - I got you. 703 00:30:51,574 --> 00:30:52,492 Are you okay, honey? 704 00:30:52,575 --> 00:30:53,743 You're holding on very tight. 705 00:30:53,826 --> 00:30:54,869 It's so she doesn't fall. 706 00:30:54,952 --> 00:30:57,348 Why don't you guys go ahead, and we'll catch it up with you later? 707 00:30:57,372 --> 00:30:59,832 Fine by me. I'm built for speed. 708 00:30:59,916 --> 00:31:02,168 - You guys have fun. - Yeah. I'll race you. 709 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,003 - Let's do it. - Thanks. 710 00:31:04,087 --> 00:31:05,522 - Okay. - See ya, suckers. 711 00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:07,090 - Can I move my arm now? - Mm-hmm. 712 00:31:07,173 --> 00:31:09,008 Okay. You're ready. 713 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:14,806 Ah... 714 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:18,367 First off, wanna make sure that your weight is on your front foot. 715 00:31:18,434 --> 00:31:19,560 - That's what's... - Okay. 716 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,205 - That's how you're gonna steer. - So just weight. 717 00:31:21,229 --> 00:31:23,189 - Yeah, like... - Whoa. Whoa! 718 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:25,024 - There you go. There you go! - Hey! 719 00:31:25,108 --> 00:31:26,251 All right, slow down. Slow down. 720 00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:27,735 I can't! Oh! Ah! 721 00:31:28,027 --> 00:31:30,655 Oh! Oh! 722 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,201 You okay? 723 00:31:36,869 --> 00:31:38,871 - Mm-hmm. - Well, let's take it slow. 724 00:31:38,955 --> 00:31:40,456 - As slow as you need. - Okay. 725 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:41,540 - Sound good? - Mm-hmm. 726 00:31:45,795 --> 00:31:47,272 - Yeah, this is much better. - Walk back. 727 00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:50,007 ♪♪ I got green in my pocket, gonna let it do the talking 728 00:31:50,091 --> 00:31:52,802 ♪♪ Yeah, I'm feeling kinda lucky today 729 00:31:52,885 --> 00:31:55,304 ♪♪ I got nothing to lose I'm gonna take a shot 730 00:31:55,388 --> 00:31:57,390 - All right. Heels. Heels! - This way? 731 00:31:57,473 --> 00:31:59,434 - No, no, no. Don't... ah. - I'm fine. 732 00:32:02,979 --> 00:32:04,915 - Use your... - This way. Just watch your... 733 00:32:04,939 --> 00:32:06,500 - Oh! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 734 00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:07,984 - Oh. - Oh, my God! 735 00:32:09,986 --> 00:32:11,672 Slow... slow down, slow down. Use your heels. 736 00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:13,489 I'm sorry! 737 00:32:13,573 --> 00:32:14,741 Sorry. 738 00:32:16,909 --> 00:32:18,327 - That was amazing. - Oh, my God. 739 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,121 - I did it. - You did. 740 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:23,708 - I did it. - Yeah. 741 00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:25,960 Hey, you two. 742 00:32:26,002 --> 00:32:27,336 - Hey. - Hi. 743 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,713 How was it? Like riding a bike? 744 00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:31,507 I thought I had a pretty solid run, the last one. 745 00:32:31,591 --> 00:32:32,592 She did. 746 00:32:32,675 --> 00:32:34,260 - You did great. - Thanks. 747 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,637 It was the only time when her face didn't meet snow. 748 00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:38,639 Avery, what is with you this weekend? 749 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,433 - How's your head? - Feeling good, yeah. 750 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:43,227 Like my memory will be back in no time. 751 00:32:43,311 --> 00:32:44,311 Great. 752 00:32:45,688 --> 00:32:47,732 And then I fell, and then he helped me get up, 753 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,317 and he was really sweet. 754 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,318 And you made out? 755 00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:51,670 No, no, we were on the mountain. 756 00:32:51,694 --> 00:32:54,572 Well, it sounds romantic. You gotta admit that. 757 00:32:54,655 --> 00:32:56,949 Fine. Whatever. You're right. It was. 758 00:32:57,033 --> 00:32:59,410 Yey, look at you. 759 00:32:59,494 --> 00:33:01,788 So how's Zach doing? How's his memory? 760 00:33:01,871 --> 00:33:02,872 Uh... 761 00:33:04,499 --> 00:33:06,459 Who knows? It could come back at any time, really. 762 00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:08,586 Clock's ticking to get that bathing suit on 763 00:33:08,669 --> 00:33:10,797 and get in that hot tub and call me back 764 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,758 when things get steamy, pun intended. 765 00:33:13,841 --> 00:33:17,011 I don't know, Zach's family is so nice, and he's so nice. 766 00:33:17,094 --> 00:33:19,514 It just feels... wrong. 767 00:33:19,597 --> 00:33:22,183 Every great love story starts with a love triangle. 768 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:25,812 "Gone With the Wind," "The Great Gatsby," "Lolita." 769 00:33:25,895 --> 00:33:28,481 Maybe I should just get it over with and tell him the truth, 770 00:33:28,564 --> 00:33:30,608 and then I can start out honest with Miles. 771 00:33:30,691 --> 00:33:32,571 My food's here. I gotta go. 772 00:33:32,693 --> 00:33:34,338 Zach will get his memory back, and you can tell everyone 773 00:33:34,362 --> 00:33:36,155 that you honestly did not wanna be the cause 774 00:33:36,239 --> 00:33:37,782 of any permanent memory loss. 775 00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:39,676 Now go flirt with the only guy who thinks calculus 776 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,160 is as interesting as you do. 777 00:33:41,244 --> 00:33:42,161 Love you. Bye. 778 00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:43,955 Okay. Love you. Bye. 779 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,001 Why, hello. 780 00:33:51,087 --> 00:33:52,088 Hello. 781 00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:57,051 Green curry with rice, garlic naan, and a Diet Coke. 782 00:33:58,052 --> 00:33:59,428 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 783 00:34:00,179 --> 00:34:02,181 I-I haven't seen you before. 784 00:34:02,265 --> 00:34:03,850 You must be a new delivery guy. 785 00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:05,852 Yeah, I'm from Chile. 786 00:34:05,935 --> 00:34:07,186 I just moved here. 787 00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:08,437 Cool. 788 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:10,565 I'm just babysitting. 789 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,944 - Uh, so do you go to school? - Yes. 790 00:34:15,027 --> 00:34:18,322 First to learn English better, and then to be a doctor. 791 00:34:18,406 --> 00:34:21,367 Oh, very ambitious. What kind of doctor? 792 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,578 Cardiology. And you? 793 00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:25,079 Uh, I wanna work in publishing. 794 00:34:25,162 --> 00:34:27,748 - You're a writer. - I am indeed. 795 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:31,127 I'm a creative writing major, but my concentration's poetry. 796 00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:32,628 So we both like the heart. 797 00:34:33,629 --> 00:34:35,923 Or... el corazon. 798 00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:40,303 I guess so. 799 00:34:41,971 --> 00:34:43,806 Well, I gotta go. 800 00:34:43,890 --> 00:34:45,683 - Deliveries call. - Yeah, me too. 801 00:34:45,766 --> 00:34:46,851 Gotta get back to the kids. 802 00:34:47,727 --> 00:34:49,770 They've been too quiet. Means something's wrong. 803 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:50,688 Good luck. 804 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:52,773 See you next time. 805 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:53,857 Good night. 806 00:35:07,163 --> 00:35:09,790 Why are these called hamburgers when they're not made of ham? 807 00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,418 That's a very good question, Avery. 808 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:15,171 Despite the hamburger being quintessentially American, 809 00:35:15,254 --> 00:35:17,340 it actually originated in Hamburg, Germany. 810 00:35:17,423 --> 00:35:20,676 However, pizza is most definitely Italian. 811 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,387 This is just a ploy to tell us how they met. 812 00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:24,388 - Mm... - Oh, man. 813 00:35:24,472 --> 00:35:26,515 We were both abroad backpacking. 814 00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:27,683 Italy. 815 00:35:27,767 --> 00:35:31,062 The smell of chianti, pizza, and Bolognese in the air. 816 00:35:31,145 --> 00:35:33,856 We know, Dad, you've told us before. 817 00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,358 Well, Zoey doesn't. 818 00:35:35,441 --> 00:35:36,859 I'd love to hear. 819 00:35:36,943 --> 00:35:38,361 We just got out of college. 820 00:35:38,444 --> 00:35:41,164 We were just taking our time trying to figure out our future. 821 00:35:41,197 --> 00:35:42,698 Two lost souls. 822 00:35:42,782 --> 00:35:45,993 Well, I was literally lost, and my Italian was failing me, 823 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,411 and nobody spoke English, 824 00:35:47,495 --> 00:35:49,175 and I was trying to find the train station. 825 00:35:49,246 --> 00:35:50,873 And we bumped into each other, 826 00:35:50,957 --> 00:35:54,043 both of us with our heads buried in our "Let's Go Europe" books. 827 00:35:55,378 --> 00:35:59,632 Yes, and that was our meet-cute. 828 00:35:59,715 --> 00:36:00,715 I love it. 829 00:36:01,050 --> 00:36:02,760 And you guys seem so compatible. 830 00:36:04,637 --> 00:36:05,638 I think we are. 831 00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:10,017 You both fell in love over pizza. 832 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,978 Guess that's why I like it so much. 833 00:36:12,061 --> 00:36:13,688 Oh, me too. I love pizza so much. 834 00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:16,107 - I know. It's so good. - Too much, probably. 835 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,901 - Wait, don't I? - Yes, honey. 836 00:36:19,318 --> 00:36:22,863 - Pepperoni. - Do you remember owing me $200? 837 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:26,742 No, no, I... see, I think what it is, is you owed me 200 bucks. 838 00:36:26,826 --> 00:36:27,866 Don't even think about it. 839 00:36:28,828 --> 00:36:32,790 Hi, yeah, my delivery guy just left, and there's no rice with my order. 840 00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:36,252 No, no, no, I don't wanna take it off my bill. 841 00:36:36,335 --> 00:36:39,380 You know, what's green curry without rice, am I right? 842 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:40,631 Have him bring it. 843 00:36:42,216 --> 00:36:43,776 And can you make sure it's the same guy? 844 00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:46,637 Great. 845 00:36:46,721 --> 00:36:47,972 Thank you. 846 00:36:56,856 --> 00:36:59,567 Hey, wanna watch a movie? 847 00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:02,820 Sure. 848 00:37:02,903 --> 00:37:04,405 What about "Pretty Woman"? 849 00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:06,949 Julia Roberts' only dream in life is to bag a rich guy. 850 00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:09,702 And not to mention the unrealistic portrayal of sex work. 851 00:37:09,785 --> 00:37:11,579 - Exactly. - Yeah. It's weird. 852 00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:14,790 I just thought... I thought it was one of your favorites. 853 00:37:17,043 --> 00:37:18,669 What about "Say Anything?" 854 00:37:18,753 --> 00:37:19,879 Mm. Really? 855 00:37:19,962 --> 00:37:21,547 - Oh, really what? - No, just... 856 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:24,675 Come on, I don't think there are any sex workers in that one. 857 00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:25,676 - No. - Right? 858 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,344 - But it's boring, and it's... - What? 859 00:37:27,803 --> 00:37:30,014 Come on, the boombox at the end. 860 00:37:30,097 --> 00:37:32,975 Mm, the grand gesture where the protagonist 861 00:37:33,059 --> 00:37:35,269 professes their love in public. 862 00:37:35,352 --> 00:37:38,022 It just perpetuates unrealistic romantic ideals. 863 00:37:38,105 --> 00:37:39,440 Exactly. 864 00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:43,319 Okay, well, I mean, there's a new Marvel movie... 865 00:37:43,402 --> 00:37:44,653 - Hey. - That... 866 00:37:44,737 --> 00:37:46,405 You can't watch a movie. Remember it? 867 00:37:46,489 --> 00:37:48,908 - The doctor said no screens. - Oh. Yeah. Great. 868 00:37:48,991 --> 00:37:50,284 But guess what we can do? 869 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,687 - Movie. - Yes. 870 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,537 - One word. - Mm-hmm. 871 00:37:53,621 --> 00:37:54,781 - Two syllables. - Yes. 872 00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:59,919 Uh, cold, shivering, really cold, freezing. 873 00:38:00,002 --> 00:38:00,920 - "Frozen!" - Yes! 874 00:38:01,003 --> 00:38:03,339 Oh, wow! Avery, good job. 875 00:38:03,422 --> 00:38:04,840 Beat that, shit birds. 876 00:38:04,924 --> 00:38:07,176 - Hey, hey. Hey, language. - Whoa! 877 00:38:07,259 --> 00:38:08,803 Zoey, you're up. 878 00:38:09,595 --> 00:38:10,596 Come on. You got this. 879 00:38:19,814 --> 00:38:20,814 TV show. 880 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:22,565 One word. 881 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:24,985 All right, two syllables. 882 00:38:27,113 --> 00:38:28,864 Okay, um... oh. 883 00:38:30,282 --> 00:38:31,659 - Soccer. - Electric shock. 884 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:34,161 Is she okay? Should we call 911? 885 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,538 Um... 886 00:38:36,622 --> 00:38:38,332 Um... 887 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:41,627 - Okay. - Oh! Oh, oh. 888 00:38:45,214 --> 00:38:47,216 - Uh, "Seinfeld." - Yes! 889 00:38:47,466 --> 00:38:49,569 - How did you know that? - She made a sine wave. 890 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:52,680 - A what? - It's oscillations of constant height. 891 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,199 - Yeah, sine wave. - It's a science thing. 892 00:38:54,223 --> 00:38:55,683 - Wow. Wow. - Of course. 893 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,643 Very impressive, you two. 894 00:38:58,644 --> 00:39:00,187 I knew that too. 895 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,731 Oh, Zach, it's getting late. You know, you're still recovering. 896 00:39:02,815 --> 00:39:04,191 Better get some rest. 897 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,275 I'm pretty zonked. 898 00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:07,778 - Good night, son. - Good game. Good game. 899 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:12,032 You know, I was thinking 'cause of all the falling 900 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:15,244 that I did that the hot tub might be nice. 901 00:39:15,327 --> 00:39:17,222 Of course, sweetheart. Just make yourself at home. 902 00:39:17,246 --> 00:39:21,000 Okay. Does anyone else wanna join? 903 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:22,710 Ooh, ooh, I want to. 904 00:39:23,711 --> 00:39:25,004 Yay. 905 00:39:26,005 --> 00:39:27,339 Hi, again. 906 00:39:27,423 --> 00:39:28,883 Sorry there was no rice. 907 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:31,385 - I thought it was in the bag. - Oh, it was there. 908 00:39:32,386 --> 00:39:33,554 Silly me. 909 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,514 Then why did you... 910 00:39:36,515 --> 00:39:37,600 Oh. 911 00:39:43,397 --> 00:39:44,648 What about the kids? 912 00:39:44,732 --> 00:39:45,733 They're asleep. 913 00:39:50,196 --> 00:39:51,655 I'm Diego, by the way. 914 00:39:51,739 --> 00:39:52,781 I'm Elle. 915 00:39:52,865 --> 00:39:54,241 I know. I saw the check. 916 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:06,462 So, tell me about you and Zach. 917 00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:08,964 Like, how did you meet? 918 00:40:10,758 --> 00:40:11,759 We met at a party. 919 00:40:12,509 --> 00:40:14,595 Huh. That's strange. 920 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:18,641 'Cause Zach told me that you met at a co-ed soccer practice. 921 00:40:20,643 --> 00:40:22,978 We met at a party after the practice. 922 00:40:24,730 --> 00:40:27,608 You know, my brother is my very best friend. 923 00:40:29,151 --> 00:40:30,236 That's really sweet. 924 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:34,531 And if you hurt him, I will make certain 925 00:40:34,615 --> 00:40:40,579 that you will never, ever be able to kick a ball again. 926 00:40:41,747 --> 00:40:43,082 Capisce? 927 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,668 Capisce. 928 00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:51,507 Anyone in the move for some s'mores? I got the fireplace going. 929 00:40:51,590 --> 00:40:53,550 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. 930 00:40:53,634 --> 00:40:56,011 - Hey, wanna go inside and grab the stuff? - Okay. 931 00:40:56,095 --> 00:40:58,555 - I'm glad we had our little talk. - Yeah. 932 00:40:58,639 --> 00:40:59,974 Yeah, me too. 933 00:41:08,649 --> 00:41:12,319 I could use a soak. I'm a bit sore from today. 934 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:27,918 So how's MIT? 935 00:41:28,669 --> 00:41:30,004 It's good. 936 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:33,799 It's hard because everyone there is smart. 937 00:41:33,882 --> 00:41:35,426 Like, really smart. 938 00:41:35,509 --> 00:41:37,761 That kind of makes you just want to try harder. 939 00:41:39,054 --> 00:41:40,180 Yeah. 940 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:41,544 But you should definitely apply. 941 00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:43,225 - You think? - Mm-hmm. 942 00:41:43,309 --> 00:41:46,145 For sure. You're, like, wicked smart. 943 00:41:47,646 --> 00:41:50,149 - Thanks. - Hmm. And funny. 944 00:41:53,736 --> 00:41:55,404 I really like spending time with you. 945 00:41:58,365 --> 00:42:00,868 Also, this is gonna sound kind of random. 946 00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,953 You and Zach, you know, 947 00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:05,122 are you, uh, like, exclusive? 948 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,335 We haven't really talked about it. 949 00:42:09,418 --> 00:42:13,172 - Right. - The relationship's really, really new. 950 00:42:13,255 --> 00:42:14,673 Mm-hmm. 951 00:42:14,757 --> 00:42:19,720 Because like I said, I really enjoy spending time with you. 952 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:23,015 I don't wanna sound mean here, but do you really think 953 00:42:23,098 --> 00:42:24,099 that you're a good match? 954 00:42:26,643 --> 00:42:27,644 Well. 955 00:42:28,896 --> 00:42:29,896 Like we are. 956 00:42:30,564 --> 00:42:32,358 - Like... like us? - Yeah. 957 00:42:32,441 --> 00:42:33,442 I mean, we're so in sync. 958 00:42:34,568 --> 00:42:36,945 Yeah, and compatible. 959 00:42:37,029 --> 00:42:38,030 Yeah. 960 00:42:40,908 --> 00:42:42,034 So much in common. 961 00:42:48,791 --> 00:42:50,417 Got everything. 962 00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:51,627 Ready? 963 00:42:51,710 --> 00:42:53,504 - Yeah. - Yeah. 964 00:42:53,587 --> 00:42:54,587 Okay. 965 00:43:02,304 --> 00:43:04,556 How many times did Dad eat it on the slopes yesterday? 966 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,517 Ah, he wasn't that bad. 967 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,186 You're lying. You're lying. 968 00:43:09,269 --> 00:43:10,938 - Good morning. - Hey, baby. 969 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:13,690 Zoey, did you sleep well? 970 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:16,238 - Yeah. Yeah, I did, actually. - Great. 971 00:43:16,318 --> 00:43:18,078 - Thank you. - Here's a cup of coffee. 972 00:43:20,614 --> 00:43:21,615 Thanks. 973 00:43:23,784 --> 00:43:24,952 Where's everybody else? 974 00:43:25,035 --> 00:43:27,663 Zach's dad's getting his skis, Avery's getting dressed, 975 00:43:27,746 --> 00:43:29,164 and where is Miles? 976 00:43:30,165 --> 00:43:32,167 Uh, I think he's talking to Emily. 977 00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,379 Who's Emily? 978 00:43:36,922 --> 00:43:37,923 Miles' girlfriend. 979 00:43:42,594 --> 00:43:43,971 His girlfriend? 980 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:46,348 - She's adorable. - Yeah, she's nice. 981 00:43:46,432 --> 00:43:47,433 She's really nice. 982 00:43:51,478 --> 00:43:53,647 Oh, I should grab a jacket. 983 00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:56,209 Yeah, you should, hon. It's gonna be really cold today. 984 00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:57,359 Yeah. 985 00:44:00,863 --> 00:44:02,489 Hey, you ready for day two? 986 00:44:03,532 --> 00:44:04,658 You have a girlfriend? 987 00:44:04,741 --> 00:44:05,741 Yeah. 988 00:44:09,288 --> 00:44:11,915 So... so what about us? What about last night? 989 00:44:11,999 --> 00:44:13,500 Yeah, she doesn't care. We're poly. 990 00:44:15,377 --> 00:44:16,753 Okay. 991 00:44:16,837 --> 00:44:18,088 I care. 992 00:44:19,089 --> 00:44:21,216 I mean, relax. It was just a kiss. 993 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:23,093 How are you so casual about this? 994 00:44:24,219 --> 00:44:25,637 You said that we were in sync. 995 00:44:25,721 --> 00:44:26,906 You said we had so much in common. 996 00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:28,074 You said that we were a match. 997 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:29,183 Yeah, we are. 998 00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:31,602 You thought that meant that we should date? 999 00:44:32,561 --> 00:44:33,394 Yes. 1000 00:44:33,395 --> 00:44:35,189 I just thought we'd be a good hookup. 1001 00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:36,708 You thought... you thought that of me? 1002 00:44:36,732 --> 00:44:38,251 I don't know why you're being so judgey for. 1003 00:44:38,275 --> 00:44:40,819 If you haven't noticed, you're dating my cousin. 1004 00:44:40,903 --> 00:44:42,738 Actually, I'm not. 1005 00:44:42,821 --> 00:44:43,989 What? 1006 00:44:44,990 --> 00:44:46,700 - And I can't. - You can't what? 1007 00:44:46,783 --> 00:44:48,619 I... it's complicated, okay? 1008 00:44:48,702 --> 00:44:51,246 Just... never mind. 1009 00:44:53,916 --> 00:44:54,917 Argh! 1010 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,761 Hey, baby. 1011 00:45:05,844 --> 00:45:08,013 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 1012 00:45:08,096 --> 00:45:10,516 Carpe diem. Seize the day. 1013 00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:12,559 It is gorgeous out there. 1014 00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:15,229 Matt and Avery are in the car. 1015 00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:16,396 Are you two ready? 1016 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,480 Um... 1017 00:45:17,814 --> 00:45:21,026 I think I'm just gonna hang out at the house today, so. 1018 00:45:21,109 --> 00:45:22,819 Yeah, I'm kind of sore from yesterday. 1019 00:45:22,903 --> 00:45:24,613 Turns out I have a big bruise. 1020 00:45:24,696 --> 00:45:25,781 Sweetheart, I'm so sorry. 1021 00:45:25,948 --> 00:45:28,742 It's okay. I think I'm just gonna hang with Zach. 1022 00:45:30,702 --> 00:45:31,787 Oh, you are? 1023 00:45:32,871 --> 00:45:33,914 Yeah, if that's okay. 1024 00:45:34,581 --> 00:45:35,499 Uh. Uh, yeah. 1025 00:45:35,582 --> 00:45:39,253 Let me, um... let me check my schedule. 1026 00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:42,714 Yes, it looks like he's free the entire day. 1027 00:45:42,798 --> 00:45:45,133 Just wide open. 1028 00:45:45,217 --> 00:45:46,857 I'm just glad you won't be alone. 1029 00:45:48,345 --> 00:45:50,305 You're, uh... you're not gonna come? 1030 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:52,139 Nope. 1031 00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:54,893 - All right. - Let's do it, Miles. 1032 00:45:54,977 --> 00:45:56,395 - Let's. - Hey, hon. 1033 00:45:56,478 --> 00:45:58,855 The arnica's in the bathroom upstairs for her bruise. 1034 00:45:58,939 --> 00:45:59,999 - Okay. - Okay. 1035 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:01,423 Order pizza if you need it. 1036 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:04,003 - Thanks, Mom. - All right. Have a great day. 1037 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,904 - Have fun. - See you later. 1038 00:46:07,364 --> 00:46:08,657 See, I got you all to myself. 1039 00:46:09,616 --> 00:46:10,616 Game day? 1040 00:46:11,743 --> 00:46:12,995 Game day. 1041 00:46:13,078 --> 00:46:16,206 Okay, so the object of the game is to capture the opponent's king. 1042 00:46:16,290 --> 00:46:18,000 The queen, however, is the most powerful, 1043 00:46:18,083 --> 00:46:19,852 and she can basically move anywhere she wants. 1044 00:46:19,876 --> 00:46:22,212 Okay. Queen is the most valuable. I like it. 1045 00:46:22,296 --> 00:46:25,591 And the knight moves in an L-shape like that, 1046 00:46:25,674 --> 00:46:28,594 and the bishop moves diagonally like that, 1047 00:46:28,677 --> 00:46:30,512 and the rook moves up and down. 1048 00:46:31,513 --> 00:46:32,593 Why do they call it a rook? 1049 00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:37,519 Comes from the Persian word rukh, R-U-K-H, which means chariot. 1050 00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:39,271 You're so smart. 1051 00:46:41,773 --> 00:46:45,193 Chess is really like soccer, to be honest. 1052 00:46:45,277 --> 00:46:46,879 The pawns are the defenders. The bishops are the midfielders. 1053 00:46:46,903 --> 00:46:49,698 The rooks are the wingers, and the queen is the striker. 1054 00:46:49,781 --> 00:46:51,141 Your offense, you got your defense. 1055 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:54,494 I don't think I'm ever gonna see chess the same way again. 1056 00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:57,456 Good, because I'm about to take you down. 1057 00:46:57,539 --> 00:47:00,417 - Oh. Oh, you are? - Oh, yeah, for sure. 1058 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:02,628 Your move. 1059 00:47:02,711 --> 00:47:04,087 Whoo... checkmate. 1060 00:47:04,171 --> 00:47:05,171 That was aggressive. 1061 00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:09,760 Checkmate. 1062 00:47:18,352 --> 00:47:19,352 Checkmate. 1063 00:47:27,861 --> 00:47:30,341 What do you think the most important thing in a relationship is? 1064 00:47:30,906 --> 00:47:34,201 Strategizing here, so, uh, you first. 1065 00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:38,080 I always thought it was about having things in common, 1066 00:47:38,163 --> 00:47:40,999 like compatibility, shared interests. 1067 00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:42,584 - You? - I think... 1068 00:47:44,294 --> 00:47:45,921 You just gotta like each other. 1069 00:47:47,214 --> 00:47:49,383 I mean, it sounds simple, but I mean, look at my... 1070 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:50,926 look at my folks, right? 1071 00:47:56,890 --> 00:47:59,017 Check. 1072 00:47:59,101 --> 00:48:00,102 You're in check. 1073 00:48:01,103 --> 00:48:02,103 I can see that. 1074 00:48:07,109 --> 00:48:08,109 Uh... 1075 00:48:09,444 --> 00:48:10,946 It's a stalemate. 1076 00:48:11,029 --> 00:48:12,029 What is... what is that? 1077 00:48:12,406 --> 00:48:14,991 It's a draw. No one can checkmate the other. 1078 00:48:15,075 --> 00:48:17,160 - So it's a tie? - Yeah, we tied. 1079 00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:19,663 All right! 1080 00:48:20,664 --> 00:48:23,458 I will take that as a win for Zach, okay? 1081 00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:25,460 Uh, uh, uh. 1082 00:48:25,627 --> 00:48:27,796 It was a... it was a hard battle, but, uh, 1083 00:48:27,879 --> 00:48:29,506 the Comeback Kid prevailed. 1084 00:48:29,589 --> 00:48:30,424 Now we play my game. 1085 00:48:35,429 --> 00:48:37,013 ♪♪ Got a good feeling 1086 00:48:38,765 --> 00:48:41,101 ♪♪ Doing okay, gonna make it through 1087 00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:43,019 ♪♪ I got a good feeling 1088 00:48:44,229 --> 00:48:46,440 ♪♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now 1089 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:48,650 ♪♪ Got a good thing going 1090 00:48:50,402 --> 00:48:51,403 What'd you get? 1091 00:48:55,991 --> 00:48:59,119 ♪♪ Nothing's gonna slow me down 1092 00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:00,912 ♪♪ Can you feel it, can you feel it 1093 00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:03,915 ♪♪ Can you feel it, can you feel it 1094 00:49:09,713 --> 00:49:12,632 ♪♪ These are the good times 1095 00:49:12,966 --> 00:49:17,721 ♪♪ Everything's all right 1096 00:49:20,015 --> 00:49:22,809 ♪♪ These are the good times 1097 00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:23,935 Are you trying to hit me? 1098 00:49:25,479 --> 00:49:26,396 Do you need lessons or something? 1099 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,524 I can... I can show you the ropes a bit if you want. 1100 00:49:29,608 --> 00:49:30,608 Is there a tape measure? 1101 00:49:30,650 --> 00:49:31,650 For what? 1102 00:49:31,735 --> 00:49:33,504 What do you... what do you need a tape measure for? 1103 00:49:33,528 --> 00:49:34,654 Is this coding? 1104 00:49:36,198 --> 00:49:38,033 Oh, calculations. 1105 00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:40,319 Do you think it's gonna help? 1106 00:49:41,077 --> 00:49:44,831 Constant and the distance to the edge of the table's 36 inches. 1107 00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:49,878 Then the only variable is the force of the push. 1108 00:49:49,961 --> 00:49:51,505 I was gonna say that too. 1109 00:49:51,588 --> 00:49:52,668 That's what I was thinking. 1110 00:49:55,634 --> 00:49:59,054 Oh, my God. Oh, my... 1111 00:49:59,137 --> 00:50:02,224 Goal! Math, baby. Don't underestimate it. 1112 00:50:02,307 --> 00:50:04,601 Zoey, that brain of yours is gonna take you far. 1113 00:50:04,684 --> 00:50:06,269 - Oh, my God. - I don't know about that. 1114 00:50:07,312 --> 00:50:09,272 I do. I mean, grad school, coding. 1115 00:50:09,356 --> 00:50:11,000 You know, you've got a whole career path ahead of you. 1116 00:50:11,024 --> 00:50:12,359 What are you talking about? 1117 00:50:12,442 --> 00:50:14,003 Hey, you have a whole career path ahead of you. 1118 00:50:14,027 --> 00:50:15,403 No. 1119 00:50:15,487 --> 00:50:16,780 Isn't soccer the angle? 1120 00:50:18,114 --> 00:50:21,117 I... you know... you know, I've had soccer my whole life. 1121 00:50:21,201 --> 00:50:24,579 I mean, that's the only thing I've ever really been good at. 1122 00:50:24,663 --> 00:50:26,206 But, uh... 1123 00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:31,211 Let's be honest, like, I'm not gonna go pro. 1124 00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:37,342 So I have absolutely no idea 1125 00:50:37,425 --> 00:50:40,387 what I'm gonna do with my life after I graduate... 1126 00:50:42,681 --> 00:50:48,019 And I'm... I'm pretty... pretty scared about that. 1127 00:50:48,103 --> 00:50:51,273 Zach, you just learned chess in, like, 20 minutes 1128 00:50:51,356 --> 00:50:53,024 - and almost beat me. - Almost, yeah. 1129 00:50:53,108 --> 00:50:55,277 You'd be great at anything. 1130 00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:58,321 You think so? 1131 00:50:58,405 --> 00:50:59,405 Absolutely. 1132 00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:03,493 So other than being a paper football professional... 1133 00:51:03,785 --> 00:51:04,619 Right. 1134 00:51:04,703 --> 00:51:05,871 What else do you like to do? 1135 00:51:46,786 --> 00:51:48,538 Whoo. 1136 00:51:54,711 --> 00:51:56,588 - Wow. - Breakfast pizza. 1137 00:51:56,671 --> 00:51:58,791 - Don't let the eggs scare you. - I'm a little scared. 1138 00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,162 You're a little scared? Trust me. 1139 00:52:01,927 --> 00:52:04,304 Eggs and bacon. 1140 00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:05,847 - Yes, like that? - Mm-hmm. 1141 00:52:08,183 --> 00:52:09,684 Cheers. Big old bite. 1142 00:52:11,311 --> 00:52:12,312 Mmm. 1143 00:52:14,481 --> 00:52:16,733 Mmm. Oh, my God. 1144 00:52:16,816 --> 00:52:17,817 Mm-hmm. 1145 00:52:18,652 --> 00:52:20,153 - This is so good. - Yeah. 1146 00:52:20,987 --> 00:52:22,155 No, this is amazing. 1147 00:52:22,238 --> 00:52:23,698 No, you're just saying that. 1148 00:52:23,782 --> 00:52:26,368 Where did you learn to cook? Was it your mom? 1149 00:52:26,451 --> 00:52:27,771 No, I took cooking classes. 1150 00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:30,497 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1151 00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:31,498 Well, why are you so surprised? 1152 00:52:31,581 --> 00:52:33,017 I mean, I feel like I would've told you that. 1153 00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:36,211 Well, I have to say I'm very, very impressed. 1154 00:52:36,294 --> 00:52:38,214 It's the nicest thing you said to me all weekend. 1155 00:52:39,047 --> 00:52:40,047 No, it's not. 1156 00:52:42,592 --> 00:52:45,053 - That's... is that true? - No, it's... it's fine. 1157 00:52:45,136 --> 00:52:46,776 I'm really enjoying getting to know you... 1158 00:52:48,223 --> 00:52:49,224 Over again. 1159 00:52:51,267 --> 00:52:54,396 So, um, besides... 1160 00:52:54,479 --> 00:52:57,273 so besides chess, like, what else do you like to do for fun? 1161 00:52:57,357 --> 00:52:58,358 Remind me. 1162 00:52:59,484 --> 00:53:00,944 Uh... 1163 00:53:01,027 --> 00:53:02,946 N... noth... nothing. 1164 00:53:03,029 --> 00:53:04,674 All right, well then that... that's an obvious sign 1165 00:53:04,698 --> 00:53:06,175 - that you need more fun in your life. - I'm... 1166 00:53:06,199 --> 00:53:07,843 Unless you... do you... unless you hate fun. 1167 00:53:07,867 --> 00:53:09,011 - I don't... - Do you hate fun? 1168 00:53:09,035 --> 00:53:10,328 No, I don't... I... I'm very fun. 1169 00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:12,998 - I love fun. - You love fun. 1170 00:53:13,081 --> 00:53:14,541 I'm the queen of fun. 1171 00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:16,334 We will see about that. 1172 00:53:17,335 --> 00:53:18,503 Pew, pew, pew. 1173 00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:20,338 Pew, pew. 1174 00:53:20,422 --> 00:53:22,632 Jesus, this is addictive. 1175 00:53:22,716 --> 00:53:23,716 Oh, I know. Yeah. 1176 00:53:23,758 --> 00:53:26,612 I mean, it's a great way for Avery and I to stay connected when I'm at school too. 1177 00:53:26,636 --> 00:53:27,637 That's really sweet. 1178 00:53:29,264 --> 00:53:33,810 You know, I think I remember ordering her a book on "Battletoads." 1179 00:53:33,893 --> 00:53:35,437 Oh, that was for Avery. 1180 00:53:36,855 --> 00:53:37,897 Yeah. Yeah. 1181 00:53:39,232 --> 00:53:40,432 Wait, you know about the book? 1182 00:53:42,485 --> 00:53:44,487 No, no, I was just saying that's, uh... 1183 00:53:44,571 --> 00:53:47,615 that's really, like, sweet to buy her a book. 1184 00:53:47,699 --> 00:53:49,159 Yeah. 1185 00:53:49,242 --> 00:53:51,369 Speaking of books, how's that one? 1186 00:53:52,537 --> 00:53:53,537 I mean... 1187 00:53:55,248 --> 00:53:56,708 It's amazing. 1188 00:53:56,791 --> 00:53:58,835 I mean, I had no idea women codebreakers 1189 00:53:58,918 --> 00:54:00,962 shortened the war in Germany by, like, two years. 1190 00:54:02,088 --> 00:54:04,549 Yeah. Yeah, it's fascinating. 1191 00:54:04,632 --> 00:54:06,485 You know and the way the book, like, weaves together 1192 00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:09,512 the lives of all these women, captures their voices, 1193 00:54:09,596 --> 00:54:10,990 I mean, all under the threat of war? 1194 00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:12,199 It's like I'm actually there with them. 1195 00:54:12,223 --> 00:54:14,559 I mean, it's... it's incredible. 1196 00:54:16,394 --> 00:54:19,105 I mean, I feel like you definitely could have been one of these women. 1197 00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:22,025 Wow. 1198 00:54:23,151 --> 00:54:23,985 That's really sweet. 1199 00:54:25,278 --> 00:54:26,404 - Hi. - Hi. 1200 00:54:26,488 --> 00:54:27,488 Hey. How was the snow? 1201 00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:29,949 - Great. - Yeah, it was really good. 1202 00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:32,452 Wait, wait. 1203 00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:34,537 Are you playing "Battletoads"? 1204 00:54:34,621 --> 00:54:37,165 Hey, what happened to no screens? 1205 00:54:37,248 --> 00:54:38,875 I wasn't playing. Zoey was playing. 1206 00:54:38,958 --> 00:54:40,794 I was wearing your sunglasses. 1207 00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:42,212 - Okay. - Just in case. 1208 00:54:42,295 --> 00:54:44,756 So what did you do? Did you have fun? 1209 00:54:44,839 --> 00:54:46,841 - What didn't we do? - Excuse me? 1210 00:54:46,925 --> 00:54:48,718 - All PG-13. - Okay. 1211 00:54:48,802 --> 00:54:51,012 Oh, shoot, I forgot my gloves at the lodge. 1212 00:54:51,096 --> 00:54:52,823 Avery, don't worry about it. Zach and I can take you. 1213 00:54:52,847 --> 00:54:54,432 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 1214 00:54:54,516 --> 00:54:56,559 I think I left them inside on the table. 1215 00:54:56,643 --> 00:54:58,311 - Mm-hmm. - See you in just a sec. 1216 00:54:58,394 --> 00:54:59,729 - Okay. - Okay. 1217 00:54:59,813 --> 00:55:01,815 All... all right, Avery, just hurry up. 1218 00:55:01,898 --> 00:55:03,399 I'll be waiting down here, okay? 1219 00:55:04,192 --> 00:55:05,276 All right. 1220 00:55:08,154 --> 00:55:09,364 Whoa. 1221 00:55:09,447 --> 00:55:11,449 You got a pretty good arm for a computer nerd. 1222 00:55:11,533 --> 00:55:13,409 Hey, nerds rule the world. 1223 00:55:13,493 --> 00:55:14,493 - They do? - Yeah. 1224 00:55:16,121 --> 00:55:17,973 You're not gonna throw that at my head, are you? 1225 00:55:17,997 --> 00:55:18,998 Huh? 1226 00:55:19,082 --> 00:55:21,793 'Cause I can't throw it at your head, Concussion Boy. 1227 00:55:21,876 --> 00:55:23,628 Nobody said it had to be, like, a fair fight. 1228 00:55:24,712 --> 00:55:27,048 - Oh, gosh! - Is that all you got? 1229 00:55:27,132 --> 00:55:29,401 Oh, you wanna... you wanna see some, like, actual competition? 1230 00:55:29,425 --> 00:55:32,053 - I didn't know if you were warmed up. - Bring it. 1231 00:55:33,054 --> 00:55:34,556 Hey, guys! I found them! 1232 00:55:34,639 --> 00:55:35,639 Ow! 1233 00:55:36,015 --> 00:55:38,143 Shoot, shoot. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1234 00:55:38,226 --> 00:55:39,811 - Oh, sh... you good? - Yeah. 1235 00:55:39,894 --> 00:55:43,356 Hey, it's fully my fault. I'm sorry. 1236 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,614 That may leave a mark. 1237 00:55:51,698 --> 00:55:53,658 May leave a mark. May leave a mark. 1238 00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:02,500 Ah, I th... I don't know. 1239 00:56:02,584 --> 00:56:05,378 I... I feel like I'm having déjà vu or something. 1240 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:09,591 There's something I have to tell you. 1241 00:56:09,674 --> 00:56:13,011 Hey, no smooching in front of your little sister. 1242 00:56:13,094 --> 00:56:14,762 Thank you. Thank you, Avery. 1243 00:56:17,182 --> 00:56:19,118 - Miles kissed me. - In the hot tub? 1244 00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:20,977 Oh, my God. 1245 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:23,581 - That bathing suit really never fails. - What have you done in that bathing suit? 1246 00:56:23,605 --> 00:56:24,685 Don't you worry about that. 1247 00:56:24,939 --> 00:56:26,292 Then I found out he has a girlfriend. 1248 00:56:26,316 --> 00:56:28,234 - Um, what? - They're poly. 1249 00:56:28,401 --> 00:56:30,041 You don't wanna be the third at the party. 1250 00:56:30,862 --> 00:56:35,116 I understand that, and thank God for Miles for expanding Zoey's mind. 1251 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,117 Right. 1252 00:56:36,201 --> 00:56:39,537 But now Zach... Zach is really surprising me. 1253 00:56:40,622 --> 00:56:44,167 He hit me in the head with a snowball, and then he kissed me. 1254 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:46,669 And I can't believe that I'm saying this, but it felt... 1255 00:56:48,087 --> 00:56:49,255 Right. 1256 00:56:49,339 --> 00:56:52,008 Do you have amnesia now? 1257 00:56:52,091 --> 00:56:53,235 How hard did that snowball hit you? 1258 00:56:53,259 --> 00:56:54,886 It's confusing, right? 1259 00:56:54,969 --> 00:56:56,471 Wow. Zach Maclaren. 1260 00:56:56,888 --> 00:56:58,514 That's not surprising. 1261 00:56:58,598 --> 00:57:00,266 That's revolutionary. 1262 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:01,976 Elle, I need to tell him the truth. 1263 00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:03,645 Wait, hold on. Does he like you? 1264 00:57:03,728 --> 00:57:04,646 I don't know, I mean, how much of it's me 1265 00:57:04,729 --> 00:57:06,814 and how much of it's the memory of Zoey Wallace? 1266 00:57:06,898 --> 00:57:09,234 - But you two are vibing. - Sure. 1267 00:57:09,317 --> 00:57:10,920 So the real you is vibing with the real him, 1268 00:57:10,944 --> 00:57:13,780 minus the tiny amnesia detail. 1269 00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:15,907 It's not a tiny amnesia, it's a big detail 1270 00:57:15,990 --> 00:57:18,952 and our vibing, whatever it is, it's duplicitous. 1271 00:57:19,035 --> 00:57:20,995 You didn't know that Miles was poly 1272 00:57:21,454 --> 00:57:23,206 or that you were gonna end up liking Zach. 1273 00:57:23,289 --> 00:57:24,874 I mean, give yourself a break. 1274 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:26,501 Elle, I should come clean. 1275 00:57:26,584 --> 00:57:29,587 Zoey, wait until Zach has recovered then tell him the truth. 1276 00:57:29,671 --> 00:57:31,381 That was the original plan, right? 1277 00:57:31,464 --> 00:57:32,382 I like plans that are straightforward 1278 00:57:32,465 --> 00:57:34,842 and follow a logical conclusion like good code, 1279 00:57:34,926 --> 00:57:36,606 not ones that look like a fried hard drive. 1280 00:57:36,678 --> 00:57:40,473 Yeah, but that could be Zach's brain if you tell him too soon. 1281 00:57:40,556 --> 00:57:42,308 Okay. Thank you. 1282 00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:43,393 I have to go. 1283 00:58:11,754 --> 00:58:12,922 Mm. 1284 00:58:13,756 --> 00:58:14,924 - Yeah. - Are you awake? 1285 00:58:16,426 --> 00:58:17,427 Yeah. 1286 00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:19,929 - Hey. - Hey. 1287 00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:24,934 All right, I'm pretty tired, 1288 00:58:25,018 --> 00:58:27,353 so I'm gonna go up and crash. 1289 00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:28,437 Of course. 1290 00:58:32,817 --> 00:58:35,737 I just wanna thank you for such a lovely day. 1291 00:58:36,612 --> 00:58:39,741 Like I had a wonderful time. Really. 1292 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,910 You sound surprised again. 1293 00:58:45,747 --> 00:58:48,124 I think that it just wasn't what I expected. 1294 00:58:51,419 --> 00:58:55,798 You're really full of surprises, Zach Maclaren. 1295 00:58:58,468 --> 00:59:00,219 Well, yeah, I mean, you're... 1296 00:59:06,267 --> 00:59:09,145 You're full of surprises, too, Zoey Wallace. 1297 00:59:19,822 --> 00:59:21,240 You okay? 1298 00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:22,450 Yeah. 1299 00:59:23,868 --> 00:59:24,869 What's wrong? 1300 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,206 No, no, it's just... 1301 00:59:29,707 --> 00:59:30,708 Um... 1302 00:59:32,293 --> 00:59:33,961 I'm just hoping that when you... 1303 00:59:34,045 --> 00:59:36,714 when you get back to school and your memory returns... 1304 00:59:37,632 --> 00:59:38,800 That you'll still... 1305 00:59:40,093 --> 00:59:42,333 You'll remember this day and you'll still wanna hang out. 1306 00:59:44,430 --> 00:59:46,224 Yeah, of course, I do. Why wouldn't I? 1307 00:59:48,101 --> 00:59:49,310 No, no reason. 1308 00:59:51,145 --> 00:59:52,313 I just wanted you to know. 1309 00:59:59,278 --> 01:00:02,365 Zach, can you come do a monster check 1310 01:00:02,448 --> 01:00:04,784 Uh, you got it, Avery. 1311 01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:05,868 Yeah, I'll be right up. 1312 01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:12,166 She won't fall asleep unless I go up, so I... 1313 01:00:13,292 --> 01:00:15,336 - Good night. - Good night. 1314 01:00:45,658 --> 01:00:51,789 ♪♪ Don't quit dreaming until every dream comes to life 1315 01:00:52,999 --> 01:00:54,625 ♪♪ Life 1316 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:58,713 ♪♪ Just close your eyes, you'll get it right 1317 01:00:58,796 --> 01:01:01,174 ♪♪ All that's left to find 1318 01:01:03,426 --> 01:01:05,011 Taking the middle. 1319 01:01:06,429 --> 01:01:08,639 Fire up the Xbox! 1320 01:01:08,973 --> 01:01:09,973 Let's play "Battletoads"! 1321 01:01:11,392 --> 01:01:13,454 - Hey, honey, let me get that. - Hey, it's still early. 1322 01:01:13,478 --> 01:01:15,605 - You wanna stay for dinner? - Uh, okay. Yeah. 1323 01:01:15,771 --> 01:01:18,065 Zoey Mill... Zoey... 1324 01:01:18,149 --> 01:01:20,151 Why does it say Zoey Miller? You're Zoey Wallace. 1325 01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:21,527 Who's Zoey Wallace? 1326 01:01:26,699 --> 01:01:30,953 Zach Maclaren, you are so busted! 1327 01:01:31,037 --> 01:01:33,581 - Who are you? - I'm Zoey, Zach's girlfriend. 1328 01:01:33,664 --> 01:01:35,666 But that's Zoey, Zach's girlfriend. 1329 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:36,667 No, she's not. 1330 01:01:36,751 --> 01:01:38,729 - I don't understand. - What's going on? 1331 01:01:38,753 --> 01:01:40,473 That's what I'd like to know. 1332 01:01:40,588 --> 01:01:41,588 Uh... 1333 01:01:49,222 --> 01:01:50,348 You're my girlfriend. 1334 01:01:50,431 --> 01:01:52,475 Yeah, of course I am. 1335 01:01:55,603 --> 01:01:58,064 And... and I hit you with a soccer ball. 1336 01:01:58,147 --> 01:01:59,482 - Yeah. - I don't understand. 1337 01:01:59,815 --> 01:02:00,876 That's good 'cause I don't, either. 1338 01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:01,817 Uh... 1339 01:02:01,901 --> 01:02:03,319 Yeah, let me explain. 1340 01:02:03,402 --> 01:02:08,115 So... I know you don't remember this, but when you got hit by the car... 1341 01:02:08,533 --> 01:02:09,825 What? When was this? 1342 01:02:09,909 --> 01:02:11,149 No, no, no, no. Let her finish. 1343 01:02:11,369 --> 01:02:15,164 You left your credit card in the store where I work, 1344 01:02:15,248 --> 01:02:17,041 and I ran out to give it to you, 1345 01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:19,418 and you didn't see this car pulling out. 1346 01:02:19,502 --> 01:02:22,046 So then you kind of went flying and you hit your head, 1347 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:24,840 and when you woke up, you thought that I was your girlfriend 1348 01:02:24,924 --> 01:02:28,469 because we have the same name and I guess we kind of look alike. 1349 01:02:28,553 --> 01:02:29,470 You wish. 1350 01:02:29,554 --> 01:02:30,555 I knew something was up. 1351 01:02:30,638 --> 01:02:32,318 Then at the hospital, everyone just thought 1352 01:02:32,348 --> 01:02:34,475 that I was the other Zoey. 1353 01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:36,102 And I was gonna tell you the truth, 1354 01:02:36,185 --> 01:02:37,871 but the doctor said that you had a concussion 1355 01:02:37,895 --> 01:02:40,415 and you couldn't handle any stress, so I didn't wanna say anything 1356 01:02:40,439 --> 01:02:41,839 'cause I didn't wanna make it worse. 1357 01:02:41,899 --> 01:02:45,570 And then I was gonna tell your parents as soon as we got back to your house, 1358 01:02:45,653 --> 01:02:48,656 and I know that this is gonna sound awful, but then Miles came over. 1359 01:02:48,739 --> 01:02:51,367 - Wait, who is Miles? - I am. I'm Zach's cousin. 1360 01:02:51,826 --> 01:02:54,287 And I just thought that Miles and I had so much in common 1361 01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:58,708 that, uh... that... that when you invited me skiing 1362 01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:01,460 and he's only here for a weekend, that I would just... 1363 01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:04,255 I would be the other Zoey, Zoey Wallace, 1364 01:03:04,338 --> 01:03:06,090 Zach's girlfriend. 1365 01:03:06,173 --> 01:03:08,426 I am not the other Zoey. You are. 1366 01:03:08,509 --> 01:03:10,803 But then after Miles and I kissed... 1367 01:03:10,886 --> 01:03:13,180 What... hey, you kissed my girlfriend, man? 1368 01:03:13,264 --> 01:03:16,475 We have just established that she is not your girlfriend. 1369 01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:18,144 - What about Emily? - Yeah, we're poly. 1370 01:03:18,227 --> 01:03:19,145 - What's poly? - Math, honey. 1371 01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:21,188 They're... they're talking about math. 1372 01:03:21,272 --> 01:03:22,773 It's not Miles' fault. It's mine. 1373 01:03:22,857 --> 01:03:23,857 Are you into Miles? 1374 01:03:24,442 --> 01:03:27,737 I thought that I was, but I'm not. Not anymore. No offense. 1375 01:03:28,362 --> 01:03:30,615 I felt like we had a connection this weekend. 1376 01:03:30,698 --> 01:03:31,991 We... yes, we did. 1377 01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:34,493 What kind of a connection? You two share a room? 1378 01:03:34,702 --> 01:03:37,038 - They wanted to. - Avery... 1379 01:03:37,121 --> 01:03:38,121 But it was a lie. 1380 01:03:38,998 --> 01:03:39,998 Wasn't a... 1381 01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:44,086 I don't... I don't know what I thought, but it doesn't matter now. 1382 01:03:45,296 --> 01:03:47,548 Oh, my God, you're the girl from the bookstore 1383 01:03:47,632 --> 01:03:48,799 that called me an idiot. 1384 01:03:48,883 --> 01:03:51,135 No, that was... that was just the title of the book. 1385 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,429 That w... you're not an idiot. 1386 01:03:53,512 --> 01:03:56,390 You're... you're so smart, and you're sensitive, 1387 01:03:56,474 --> 01:03:57,850 and you're really... you're great. 1388 01:03:57,933 --> 01:04:01,771 I... I know that this whole situation and what I did was wrong. 1389 01:04:01,854 --> 01:04:04,690 We all make mistakes, honey, but this? 1390 01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:06,400 This was awful. I know. 1391 01:04:09,195 --> 01:04:10,195 I'm really sorry. 1392 01:04:11,030 --> 01:04:12,031 So, uh... 1393 01:04:13,866 --> 01:04:16,160 So I'm just gonna leave now, and you can be with, um... 1394 01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:18,037 yeah, you can be with the real Zoey. 1395 01:04:24,085 --> 01:04:25,645 No, wait. But I like you better. 1396 01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:28,923 Oh, my God, babe. 1397 01:04:30,299 --> 01:04:33,260 You got hit by a car? Are you okay? 1398 01:04:33,928 --> 01:04:35,971 - You hurt? - No, no, I'm fine. 1399 01:04:36,055 --> 01:04:39,183 If his brain wasn't broken before, geez. 1400 01:04:45,690 --> 01:04:48,317 So embarrassing. I just feel so stupid. 1401 01:04:48,401 --> 01:04:50,277 Why did I think that this would be a good idea? 1402 01:04:50,361 --> 01:04:51,838 - I'm so sorry. - I'm an idiot. 1403 01:04:51,862 --> 01:04:53,906 What... I mean, who am I to create an app 1404 01:04:54,073 --> 01:04:55,550 about compatibility and dating and relationships? 1405 01:04:55,574 --> 01:04:56,968 Okay, stop, stop, stop. You're spiraling. 1406 01:04:56,992 --> 01:04:58,452 Well, yeah, of course, I'm spiraling. 1407 01:04:58,536 --> 01:05:00,514 You followed your heart, and sometimes that doesn't work out. 1408 01:05:00,538 --> 01:05:01,872 No, I followed your advice. 1409 01:05:03,499 --> 01:05:05,084 Wait, are you saying this is my fault? 1410 01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:06,937 I never would've gone if you hadn't pushed me. 1411 01:05:06,961 --> 01:05:09,004 Zoey, I was trying to help you. 1412 01:05:09,088 --> 01:05:10,565 - By encouraging me to lie. - No. 1413 01:05:10,589 --> 01:05:12,883 You have never once been interested in anyone. 1414 01:05:12,967 --> 01:05:14,385 What is wrong with that? 1415 01:05:14,468 --> 01:05:17,054 You're so afraid of getting hurt that you refuse to let anyone in. 1416 01:05:17,138 --> 01:05:19,515 I don't understand how that's a pro... 1417 01:05:19,598 --> 01:05:21,517 What made you the authority on love, huh? 1418 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,102 You have never been in love. 1419 01:05:23,185 --> 01:05:24,103 Neither have you. 1420 01:05:24,186 --> 01:05:26,856 And at least I'm willing to embrace the concept. 1421 01:05:26,939 --> 01:05:29,233 How? Obsessing over rom-coms 1422 01:05:29,316 --> 01:05:32,069 or romanticizing Prince Charming in your stupid poems? 1423 01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:37,241 Nice. 1424 01:05:37,324 --> 01:05:38,325 Really nice, Zoey. 1425 01:05:38,993 --> 01:05:41,245 You know what? I am seeing someone. 1426 01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:42,764 And I didn't tell you because you were so caught up 1427 01:05:42,788 --> 01:05:45,458 in your Zach-Miles drama that I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. 1428 01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:46,792 But now I don't give a shit. 1429 01:05:48,753 --> 01:05:52,506 And I have never once called your app stupid. 1430 01:06:19,158 --> 01:06:20,478 Yo, there's Zoey Miller. 1431 01:06:21,452 --> 01:06:23,704 She stole Zoey Wallace's identity. 1432 01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:26,975 - Oh, look who's here. - Oh, my God. 1433 01:06:26,999 --> 01:06:29,877 She conned Zach's entire family. 1434 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,962 Ought to be arrested. She slept with both of them. 1435 01:06:33,088 --> 01:06:34,173 Identity theft. 1436 01:06:34,256 --> 01:06:35,591 She ran over Zach with her car. 1437 01:06:40,638 --> 01:06:42,932 Hooked up with the cousin on the ski slope. 1438 01:06:43,015 --> 01:06:45,017 She's pregnant with the cousin's baby. 1439 01:06:46,018 --> 01:06:48,479 I'm not fucking pregnant. 1440 01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:52,817 Thank you for sharing, Ms. Miller. 1441 01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:56,070 Would anyone else care to share their fertility status? 1442 01:06:58,030 --> 01:07:00,991 ♪♪ It's hard enough to find my way 1443 01:07:01,242 --> 01:07:03,619 ♪♪ But it's harder when the lights go out 1444 01:07:04,703 --> 01:07:07,832 ♪♪ The shadows of my darkest days 1445 01:07:07,915 --> 01:07:11,502 ♪♪ Keep me quiet when I'm trying To make a sound 1446 01:07:11,585 --> 01:07:14,588 ♪♪ The old me 1447 01:07:14,672 --> 01:07:18,676 ♪♪ Would be running away, but I'm not afraid To hold it close 1448 01:07:19,051 --> 01:07:19,927 ♪♪ Slowly 1449 01:07:21,804 --> 01:07:26,308 ♪♪ Watch hours go by To get through the night, oh 1450 01:07:26,392 --> 01:07:29,854 ♪♪ I was up till the break of dawn 1451 01:07:30,187 --> 01:07:33,190 ♪♪ Trying to pick myself off the ground 1452 01:07:33,274 --> 01:07:36,652 ♪♪ Wanna get back the time I lost 1453 01:07:36,735 --> 01:07:40,239 ♪♪ And turn this around 1454 01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:43,367 ♪♪ There's a bright side in the storm 1455 01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:46,662 ♪♪ But my head's in the clouds 1456 01:07:46,745 --> 01:07:50,791 ♪♪ Trying to find what I'm looking for 1457 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:51,792 ♪♪ Where's the upside of down? 1458 01:07:51,876 --> 01:07:54,712 I'm not fucking pregnant! 1459 01:07:54,795 --> 01:07:57,298 I'm not fucking pregnant! 1460 01:08:00,759 --> 01:08:03,971 ♪♪I was up till the break of dawn 1461 01:08:04,054 --> 01:08:07,224 ♪♪ Trying to pick myself off the ground 1462 01:08:07,308 --> 01:08:11,145 ♪♪ Wanna get back the time I lost 1463 01:08:11,228 --> 01:08:14,315 ♪♪ And turn this around 1464 01:08:14,398 --> 01:08:17,860 ♪♪ There's a bright side in the storm 1465 01:08:17,943 --> 01:08:21,488 ♪♪ But my head's in the clouds 1466 01:08:21,572 --> 01:08:24,617 ♪♪ Trying to find what I'm looking for 1467 01:08:24,742 --> 01:08:27,369 ♪♪ Where's the upside of down? 1468 01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:41,382 ♪♪ Oh, I'm scared 1469 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:44,929 ♪♪ 'Cause I'm still falling 1470 01:08:46,513 --> 01:08:48,223 ♪♪ It's right there 1471 01:08:50,726 --> 01:08:52,102 - Wow. - Mom. 1472 01:08:52,186 --> 01:08:54,789 You did all that because you thought you were compatible with Miles? 1473 01:08:54,813 --> 01:08:56,106 Sadly, yes. 1474 01:08:58,108 --> 01:09:00,235 What... what happened to the pottery stuff? 1475 01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:01,737 Oh, my kiln blew up. 1476 01:09:02,738 --> 01:09:04,448 Right. Really? 1477 01:09:04,531 --> 01:09:05,449 No worries. 1478 01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:07,372 I mean, my jewelry design is really taking off. 1479 01:09:07,409 --> 01:09:09,078 I feel like you need more of these. 1480 01:09:09,161 --> 01:09:10,245 Oh. 1481 01:09:10,329 --> 01:09:13,457 Relationships are about so much more than having surface things in common. 1482 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:17,670 Yeah, yeah, I know obviously, or you and Dad would've stayed together. 1483 01:09:17,753 --> 01:09:19,046 You think that's why we split up? 1484 01:09:19,129 --> 01:09:21,882 You guys could not be more different. 1485 01:09:21,966 --> 01:09:24,134 That's not why we got a divorce. 1486 01:09:24,218 --> 01:09:25,218 Really? 1487 01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:28,305 Yeah, I mean, we met when we were in high school. 1488 01:09:28,389 --> 01:09:30,429 We were so young, and I mean, it was our differences 1489 01:09:30,474 --> 01:09:32,017 that kept it exciting. 1490 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:34,728 Then what happened? Why did you get a divorce? 1491 01:09:35,729 --> 01:09:37,374 We just... our identities were intertwined, 1492 01:09:37,398 --> 01:09:40,943 and we wanted to see what it was like to be individuals. 1493 01:09:41,026 --> 01:09:43,821 Being together was the only life we had ever known. 1494 01:09:43,904 --> 01:09:45,966 But I can promise you it wasn't about having things in common 1495 01:09:45,990 --> 01:09:47,366 or not having things in common. 1496 01:09:48,701 --> 01:09:49,743 Okay. 1497 01:09:49,827 --> 01:09:52,079 I mean, divorce is not easy. 1498 01:09:52,162 --> 01:09:53,497 I know ours wasn't. 1499 01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:56,333 But being vulnerable and letting your guard down, 1500 01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:58,544 I mean, that is when a real relationship starts. 1501 01:09:58,627 --> 01:09:59,920 That's what life is all about. 1502 01:10:00,004 --> 01:10:01,672 I want you to experience that. 1503 01:10:01,755 --> 01:10:03,674 It's is about more than just checking a box 1504 01:10:03,757 --> 01:10:05,926 and someone checking a box, because boxes are boring. 1505 01:10:06,010 --> 01:10:07,928 That's probably why my app didn't take off. 1506 01:10:08,012 --> 01:10:09,972 Well, every app needs a good pivot. 1507 01:10:10,055 --> 01:10:11,056 You taught me that. 1508 01:10:12,224 --> 01:10:13,851 And you remembered that. 1509 01:10:13,934 --> 01:10:15,704 Of course, my daughter's gonna be the next tech genius 1510 01:10:15,728 --> 01:10:16,770 to take over the world. 1511 01:10:16,854 --> 01:10:18,063 It's the least I could do. 1512 01:10:19,898 --> 01:10:21,191 That's a lot of bags. 1513 01:10:21,275 --> 01:10:22,544 How long are you planning on staying here? 1514 01:10:22,568 --> 01:10:25,487 Yeah, um, a while, if that's okay. 1515 01:10:25,571 --> 01:10:26,947 You like this guy Zach. 1516 01:10:27,031 --> 01:10:29,116 You have to tell him how you feel. 1517 01:10:29,199 --> 01:10:30,117 I lied to him. 1518 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,619 I lied to his entire family. 1519 01:10:32,703 --> 01:10:34,079 Now he's with the real Zoey. 1520 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:35,748 The real Zoey's lame, okay? 1521 01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:36,749 You are the best Zoey. 1522 01:10:36,832 --> 01:10:39,752 You have to go after what you want and be brave. 1523 01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:42,212 Oh, my God. You're just giving me rom-com advice now. 1524 01:10:42,296 --> 01:10:43,589 I know. It's so fun. 1525 01:10:52,264 --> 01:10:53,515 Thanks. 1526 01:10:53,599 --> 01:10:55,326 Well, I can meet with you next Friday, 1527 01:10:55,350 --> 01:10:57,352 - but I don't know for sure. - Oh. 1528 01:10:57,436 --> 01:10:59,688 Really? I checked on that place. 1529 01:11:05,027 --> 01:11:06,070 Hello. 1530 01:11:06,153 --> 01:11:07,153 Hi. 1531 01:11:08,363 --> 01:11:09,782 I went home. 1532 01:11:09,865 --> 01:11:12,117 I figured when I saw your luggage was gone, 1533 01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:14,536 so I didn't file a missing persons report. 1534 01:11:17,247 --> 01:11:18,665 You working on your book? 1535 01:11:18,749 --> 01:11:20,542 I'm working on a short story. 1536 01:11:20,626 --> 01:11:23,087 The main character feels she's been stabbed in the back 1537 01:11:23,170 --> 01:11:26,173 by selfishness and misdirected blame. 1538 01:11:26,924 --> 01:11:28,133 That sounds honest. 1539 01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:29,760 Well, they say write what you know. 1540 01:11:30,969 --> 01:11:32,054 Yes, they do. 1541 01:11:34,264 --> 01:11:35,307 So I... 1542 01:11:36,433 --> 01:11:37,684 Wrote you a poem. 1543 01:11:41,105 --> 01:11:42,231 You wrote me a poem? 1544 01:11:43,190 --> 01:11:44,608 Yeah. 1545 01:11:44,691 --> 01:11:46,527 But you hate poetry. 1546 01:11:46,610 --> 01:11:47,610 Exactly. 1547 01:11:49,488 --> 01:11:50,614 Just hear me out, please. 1548 01:11:53,826 --> 01:11:54,659 Okay. 1549 01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,954 "I took the sun for granted... 1550 01:11:58,330 --> 01:11:59,915 "As it shone its light on me." 1551 01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:04,378 "Basking in its warmth full of jubilee. 1552 01:12:05,504 --> 01:12:09,550 "I took the sun for granted as it lit the crowded way. 1553 01:12:10,592 --> 01:12:14,012 "Clearing the darkened path, urging me on my way. 1554 01:12:16,348 --> 01:12:17,641 "I took the sun for granted. 1555 01:12:19,143 --> 01:12:20,686 "So many times, you see, 1556 01:12:22,229 --> 01:12:26,233 "That I went and I pushed it far away from me. 1557 01:12:27,901 --> 01:12:30,154 "So I'm begging the sun to come back 1558 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:34,575 "'Cause life without it is as dark as can be. 1559 01:12:36,535 --> 01:12:38,370 "I'm a fool for letting you go. 1560 01:12:41,999 --> 01:12:44,001 "Dear Elle, please forgive me." 1561 01:12:53,802 --> 01:12:54,803 So will you? 1562 01:12:55,721 --> 01:12:57,055 Shut up. You had me at hello. 1563 01:13:02,186 --> 01:13:03,187 Does my poem suck? 1564 01:13:03,270 --> 01:13:04,688 - No. - Really? 1565 01:13:04,771 --> 01:13:05,814 I love it. 1566 01:13:05,898 --> 01:13:08,233 How often do you get to hear the word jubilee? 1567 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:10,861 But it did fall off at the end. We're gonna work on that. 1568 01:13:13,447 --> 01:13:15,032 Now tell me about this guy. 1569 01:13:16,033 --> 01:13:18,118 - Oh, my God, he's everything. - Really? 1570 01:13:18,202 --> 01:13:20,287 - Yes. - Like a... like an everything bagel? 1571 01:13:20,370 --> 01:13:22,497 Like an everything bagel. 1572 01:13:22,581 --> 01:13:23,790 Okay. 1573 01:13:27,461 --> 01:13:29,129 Zoey! 1574 01:13:29,254 --> 01:13:31,298 Oh, Becca, ah, I'm sorry. 1575 01:13:31,381 --> 01:13:34,092 If you're just gonna give me shit, I'm really not in the mood. 1576 01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:38,680 In high school, I told everyone my prom date was Ryan Reynolds. 1577 01:13:40,891 --> 01:13:42,726 - The actor? - Sorta. 1578 01:13:42,809 --> 01:13:47,356 Uh, my cousin's name, uh, is also Ryan Reynolds, 1579 01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:51,860 and I let everyone believe that the real Ryan Reynolds was my date. 1580 01:13:51,944 --> 01:13:56,365 So when the truth came out, I was not very popular, 1581 01:13:56,448 --> 01:13:58,033 to say the least. 1582 01:13:58,158 --> 01:14:00,577 - I can imagine. - Look, we are organizing Jam Fest. 1583 01:14:00,994 --> 01:14:02,621 It's gonna be a big party. 1584 01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:05,415 - All the local hot DJs are playing. - That sounds cool. 1585 01:14:05,499 --> 01:14:06,416 Which is why we need your help. 1586 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:08,835 We want the event to have its own website. 1587 01:14:08,919 --> 01:14:10,688 You could just do that yourself if you use, like, Wix. 1588 01:14:10,712 --> 01:14:13,966 No, no, no, no, no. That's not the kind of website we want. 1589 01:14:14,049 --> 01:14:17,511 We want interactive, simultaneous geotags. 1590 01:14:17,594 --> 01:14:20,597 People's own life feeds projected on screen at the venue. 1591 01:14:20,681 --> 01:14:25,185 It'll be like IG Live, Eventzilla, and Zoom on steroids. 1592 01:14:25,269 --> 01:14:26,979 Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of cool. 1593 01:14:27,062 --> 01:14:29,982 And you could preserve the feeds in a digital time capsule. 1594 01:14:30,065 --> 01:14:32,234 - Yeah! - Yes, we love that idea. 1595 01:14:32,317 --> 01:14:33,652 Can you build it? 1596 01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:34,987 Yeah. 1597 01:14:37,072 --> 01:14:39,449 But, uh... but I don't know. 1598 01:14:39,533 --> 01:14:44,162 Zoey, right now, you're persona non grata. 1599 01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:46,164 This is an opportunity to change that. 1600 01:14:46,248 --> 01:14:49,084 Plus, it's a good pivot from Compata-Date, 1601 01:14:49,167 --> 01:14:50,919 which is pretty much a bust. 1602 01:14:51,003 --> 01:14:55,090 And this way you're remembered not for being a liar 1603 01:14:55,173 --> 01:14:56,591 like I kind of was, 1604 01:14:56,675 --> 01:15:00,262 but for building Jam Fest's kick-ass website. 1605 01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:06,518 Okay, I'm in. 1606 01:15:06,601 --> 01:15:08,603 Hell yes. 1607 01:15:08,687 --> 01:15:10,689 ♪♪ You're lost and found 1608 01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:13,942 ♪♪ You're at my door 1609 01:15:14,026 --> 01:15:15,026 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1610 01:15:15,068 --> 01:15:16,445 - Awesome. - Okay. 1611 01:15:20,198 --> 01:15:22,284 Okay, try it now. 1612 01:15:22,367 --> 01:15:23,367 Hey. 1613 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:26,586 Ah, I can see it. 1614 01:15:26,663 --> 01:15:28,516 - It's on the site. - Oh, my God. She said it's working. 1615 01:15:28,540 --> 01:15:31,168 Not so fast, I now have to make it work for a hundred feeds. 1616 01:15:31,251 --> 01:15:32,919 - Is that doable? - Yeah. 1617 01:15:33,003 --> 01:15:35,005 I'm gonna need to rally the troops. 1618 01:15:43,388 --> 01:15:44,723 Cool. 1619 01:15:44,806 --> 01:15:47,809 ♪♪ The light, the corner store 1620 01:15:48,018 --> 01:15:49,853 ♪♪ You're lost and found 1621 01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:52,814 ♪♪ You're at my door 1622 01:15:52,898 --> 01:15:58,028 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you 1623 01:15:58,111 --> 01:16:02,657 ♪♪ Maybe that's something that you knew 1624 01:16:02,741 --> 01:16:06,870 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you 1625 01:16:06,953 --> 01:16:07,871 Done. 1626 01:16:07,954 --> 01:16:12,834 ♪♪ Maybe I'm easy to see through 1627 01:16:12,918 --> 01:16:16,296 ♪♪ I don't mean it like I used to 1628 01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:19,341 ♪♪ But if I told you that I still meant it 1629 01:16:19,424 --> 01:16:22,260 ♪♪ I'd be lying, hmm-mm 1630 01:16:22,344 --> 01:16:27,391 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you 1631 01:16:27,474 --> 01:16:32,312 ♪♪ Maybe that's something that you knew 1632 01:16:32,396 --> 01:16:37,401 ♪♪ I'd rather be close to you 1633 01:16:37,609 --> 01:16:39,736 ♪♪ Maybe I'm easy 1634 01:16:45,409 --> 01:16:48,245 If you're gonna pull an all-nighter, please open a window. 1635 01:16:48,328 --> 01:16:50,914 It smells like moldy towels in here. 1636 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,624 I'm not going. I'm exhausted. 1637 01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:54,459 You put a lot of work into this. 1638 01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:56,604 Don't you wanna see the DJs twist their knobby things 1639 01:16:56,628 --> 01:16:58,588 surrounded by your techno-wizardry? 1640 01:16:58,672 --> 01:17:00,132 It's basically a website. 1641 01:17:00,215 --> 01:17:02,676 I can watch it from my cushioned throne. 1642 01:17:02,759 --> 01:17:03,677 This is about Zach. 1643 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,613 You don't wanna see him there with Zoey Wallace. 1644 01:17:05,637 --> 01:17:07,139 No, it's not about Zach. 1645 01:17:07,222 --> 01:17:08,640 Look, you should go. 1646 01:17:08,723 --> 01:17:10,475 Go, have fun with Diego. 1647 01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:11,559 Fine. 1648 01:17:12,477 --> 01:17:14,705 But I'm gonna text you way too many times when I get there. 1649 01:17:14,729 --> 01:17:16,731 I love when you text me too many times. 1650 01:17:16,815 --> 01:17:19,651 One last chance. DJ and their knobs. 1651 01:17:19,734 --> 01:17:24,030 Knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs, 1652 01:17:24,114 --> 01:17:26,175 - knobs, knobs, knobs, knobs. - You know, you've seen one pantomiming DJ, 1653 01:17:26,199 --> 01:17:27,242 you've seen them all. 1654 01:17:30,370 --> 01:17:31,872 Go. I'm good. 1655 01:17:31,955 --> 01:17:32,955 Have fun. 1656 01:17:33,748 --> 01:17:34,749 Okay. 1657 01:17:38,170 --> 01:17:39,212 You're missing out. 1658 01:17:39,296 --> 01:17:40,296 You're gonna have FOMO. 1659 01:18:11,536 --> 01:18:13,413 This is so much fun! Whoo-hoo! 1660 01:18:35,727 --> 01:18:37,020 Hey. 1661 01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,021 It's really fun. 1662 01:18:38,104 --> 01:18:40,524 - Hi, Diego. - Hi, Zoey. You should come. 1663 01:18:40,607 --> 01:18:41,816 It's great. 1664 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:45,320 Yeah, I've got a gallon of salted caramel. I'm good. 1665 01:18:45,403 --> 01:18:47,531 Go to the main feed. Do you see Becca? 1666 01:18:49,074 --> 01:18:50,426 Is she wearing a wedding dress? 1667 01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:53,495 It's got lace and a veil. Yeah, who is she with? 1668 01:18:53,578 --> 01:18:55,956 I think she was going with Jesse, the lacrosse player. 1669 01:18:56,039 --> 01:18:57,415 Oh, they make a cute couple. 1670 01:18:57,499 --> 01:18:59,751 Hey, my battery's dying. Can I call you later? 1671 01:18:59,834 --> 01:19:01,211 - Bye. - Bye, Zoey. 1672 01:19:11,846 --> 01:19:15,976 Images of the hypothalamus reveal the pain one feels after a breakup 1673 01:19:16,059 --> 01:19:17,936 is the same pain addicts experience 1674 01:19:18,019 --> 01:19:20,772 when they withdraw from drugs. 1675 01:19:20,855 --> 01:19:22,691 - And MRI... - Zoey, what are you doing? 1676 01:19:22,774 --> 01:19:24,085 I've been calling and texting you. 1677 01:19:24,109 --> 01:19:25,694 Sorry, my phone died. 1678 01:19:26,778 --> 01:19:28,822 I think it put itself out of its misery. 1679 01:19:28,905 --> 01:19:29,905 What are you doing here? 1680 01:19:32,325 --> 01:19:33,451 Okay. 1681 01:19:33,535 --> 01:19:37,080 Um, yeah, that's Zoey Wallace and she's... 1682 01:19:37,163 --> 01:19:39,791 She's kissing someone, and that someone is not Zach. 1683 01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:41,727 - Whatever. - What do you mean, "whatever"? 1684 01:19:41,751 --> 01:19:43,437 It means they broke up, and you have to go to the party. 1685 01:19:43,461 --> 01:19:46,089 - I don't even know if he's at the party. - Um, he so is there. 1686 01:19:46,172 --> 01:19:48,466 I saw him and it ends in, like, 20 minutes. 1687 01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:52,304 Elle, come on, Zach and me, we're not right for each other. 1688 01:19:52,387 --> 01:19:53,387 Shut the hell up. 1689 01:19:53,763 --> 01:19:55,223 We aren't right for each other. 1690 01:19:55,307 --> 01:19:56,224 What are you talking about? 1691 01:19:56,308 --> 01:19:59,060 Zoey Miller, you and I have nothing in common. 1692 01:19:59,144 --> 01:20:01,605 - No. - You like numbers. I like words. 1693 01:20:01,688 --> 01:20:03,231 You're a science fiction nerd. 1694 01:20:03,315 --> 01:20:05,025 I'm a rom-com girl. 1695 01:20:05,108 --> 01:20:06,484 You schedule everything out. 1696 01:20:06,568 --> 01:20:08,111 I don't even know what day it is. 1697 01:20:08,194 --> 01:20:09,362 And you know what? 1698 01:20:09,446 --> 01:20:11,406 I can even embrace polyamory! 1699 01:20:11,489 --> 01:20:14,784 But have you noticed we are best friends and we love each other? 1700 01:20:14,868 --> 01:20:17,621 We are the perfect example that opposites attract. 1701 01:20:17,704 --> 01:20:21,958 So will you please stop with this "we have to be compatible" bullshit 1702 01:20:22,042 --> 01:20:23,293 and go take a swing at life? 1703 01:20:23,376 --> 01:20:25,211 Elle, he doesn't want me. 1704 01:20:25,295 --> 01:20:26,921 How do you know unless you try? 1705 01:20:27,922 --> 01:20:29,132 And it's Saturday. 1706 01:20:30,258 --> 01:20:31,176 What? 1707 01:20:31,259 --> 01:20:32,779 You said you never know what day it is. 1708 01:20:34,012 --> 01:20:35,180 Thank you. 1709 01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:43,228 Uh... 1710 01:20:44,147 --> 01:20:45,148 I don't know. 1711 01:20:45,899 --> 01:20:48,068 - Maybe this is a bad idea. - No, it's not. 1712 01:20:48,151 --> 01:20:50,862 Just when the caterpillar thought she would die, 1713 01:20:50,945 --> 01:20:52,280 she became a butterfly. 1714 01:20:53,156 --> 01:20:55,784 Aw, my Diego is a poet. 1715 01:20:55,867 --> 01:20:57,702 Time to be a butterfly, Zoey. 1716 01:20:59,746 --> 01:21:00,872 Let's do this. 1717 01:21:04,376 --> 01:21:06,294 Hurry up! People are leaving! 1718 01:21:18,932 --> 01:21:21,768 Then why do you keep liking his Instagram posts? 1719 01:21:21,851 --> 01:21:23,895 Oh, my God. He's my cousin. 1720 01:21:54,342 --> 01:21:56,636 Sorry, I'll give it right back. 1721 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:57,971 Hi. Hello? 1722 01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:03,393 Hi, can you cut it? 1723 01:22:03,476 --> 01:22:05,121 - Cut the music. - Let her talk. 1724 01:22:05,145 --> 01:22:07,206 - Cut it. Cut it. - Guys, shut up. Let Zoey talk. 1725 01:22:07,230 --> 01:22:09,315 Hi. 1726 01:22:09,733 --> 01:22:10,733 Sorry to interrupt. 1727 01:22:12,152 --> 01:22:13,319 I'm Zoey. 1728 01:22:13,403 --> 01:22:15,947 I built the website. 1729 01:22:16,030 --> 01:22:17,031 Uh... 1730 01:22:18,158 --> 01:22:21,411 - Uh... - Oh, no, don't choke. No. 1731 01:22:21,494 --> 01:22:23,329 Is... is Zach here? 1732 01:22:23,413 --> 01:22:24,330 My name is Zach. 1733 01:22:24,414 --> 01:22:26,791 Uh, nope. No, not you. 1734 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:29,043 - You're killing the vibe! - Zach Maclaren? 1735 01:22:31,713 --> 01:22:32,881 No? 1736 01:22:32,964 --> 01:22:36,384 Zach, if you are here, I just... 1737 01:22:37,469 --> 01:22:40,388 Was just hoping we could talk. 1738 01:22:40,472 --> 01:22:42,658 Deal with your problems in private like the rest of us. 1739 01:22:42,682 --> 01:22:43,683 Uh... 1740 01:22:44,267 --> 01:22:46,144 Zoey, I'm over here. 1741 01:22:47,812 --> 01:22:50,231 Go! Put the music back on! 1742 01:22:50,315 --> 01:22:52,609 Thank God. 1743 01:22:52,692 --> 01:22:53,693 Sorry. 1744 01:23:06,581 --> 01:23:08,917 Look who it is. It's the other Zoey. 1745 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,461 Do you want to pretend to be my girlfriend, or...? 1746 01:23:11,544 --> 01:23:13,546 - Dude. Stop. - Hey. 1747 01:23:13,630 --> 01:23:15,507 - Friendly... friendly joke. - Go. 1748 01:23:15,590 --> 01:23:17,383 Okay, I deserve that. 1749 01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:21,638 - Hi. - Hi. 1750 01:23:21,721 --> 01:23:22,721 - Hi. - Hi. 1751 01:23:23,973 --> 01:23:25,767 I... I love your outfit. 1752 01:23:25,850 --> 01:23:27,060 Great choice. 1753 01:23:28,394 --> 01:23:30,563 Oh, uh, yeah. 1754 01:23:30,647 --> 01:23:31,856 Yeah, I rushed. 1755 01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:35,276 I wanted to get here before it was over and you left. 1756 01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:36,528 Right, yeah. 1757 01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:39,739 Yeah, you took... took Jam Fest pretty literally. 1758 01:23:39,823 --> 01:23:40,823 Hm-hum 1759 01:23:42,659 --> 01:23:45,161 You're wearing your pajamas. 1760 01:23:49,207 --> 01:23:51,793 So you're probably wondering why I'm here. 1761 01:23:52,752 --> 01:23:53,872 It's a good assumption. Yes. 1762 01:23:55,672 --> 01:23:56,673 So... 1763 01:23:59,050 --> 01:24:01,845 I always thought that relationships 1764 01:24:01,928 --> 01:24:05,056 should be based on, like, data. 1765 01:24:05,974 --> 01:24:07,433 Like there was a science to it. 1766 01:24:08,309 --> 01:24:12,397 But now I realize that... it's not about some algorithm. 1767 01:24:15,066 --> 01:24:16,609 Sometimes it's just a feeling. 1768 01:24:17,944 --> 01:24:19,571 It's like what you said that day, 1769 01:24:19,654 --> 01:24:22,448 that liking someone is way more important. 1770 01:24:30,081 --> 01:24:32,208 I really like you, Zach. 1771 01:24:36,212 --> 01:24:38,631 I'm just sorry that I had to lie to you to figure that out. 1772 01:24:46,222 --> 01:24:48,600 Uh, you know, Zoey Wallace and I, uh, broke up. 1773 01:24:50,143 --> 01:24:51,143 Yes. 1774 01:24:51,728 --> 01:24:52,729 Do you know why? 1775 01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:58,860 Because you're the Zoey I wanna be with. 1776 01:24:58,943 --> 01:25:01,487 ♪♪ Isn't it, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it 1777 01:25:01,571 --> 01:25:03,698 ♪♪ Magical 1778 01:25:03,781 --> 01:25:07,160 ♪♪ I'ma feel it from head to toe 1779 01:25:07,243 --> 01:25:09,412 ♪♪ And I get so emotional 1780 01:25:11,122 --> 01:25:12,540 ♪♪ 'Cause there's nothing more... 1781 01:25:22,050 --> 01:25:24,344 You know going up there was a grand gesture, right? 1782 01:25:25,345 --> 01:25:26,721 Sorry I didn't bring my boom box. 1783 01:25:29,974 --> 01:25:33,937 Whoo! Whoo! 1784 01:25:38,107 --> 01:25:39,359 ♪♪ Magical 1785 01:25:45,615 --> 01:25:46,699 ♪♪ Magical 1786 01:25:49,994 --> 01:25:52,121 ♪♪ Colors changing 1787 01:25:53,915 --> 01:25:55,750 ♪♪ Dreams awaking 1788 01:25:56,751 --> 01:25:59,504 ♪♪ Something in my heart is burning 1789 01:26:00,421 --> 01:26:03,216 ♪♪ Somehow I just can't stop smiling 1790 01:26:05,176 --> 01:26:08,763 ♪♪ Oh, what a time to be alive 1791 01:26:10,264 --> 01:26:12,433 ♪♪ Oh, I feel it from head to toe 1792 01:26:12,517 --> 01:26:13,851 You need a hint? 1793 01:26:17,939 --> 01:26:18,940 Checkmate. 1794 01:26:22,777 --> 01:26:23,820 Checkmate. 1795 01:26:23,903 --> 01:26:25,321 I think we should play again. 1796 01:26:25,405 --> 01:26:26,715 - Oh, you wanna play again? - Mm-hmm. 1797 01:26:26,739 --> 01:26:28,658 Play me again 'cause I think, uh... 1798 01:26:28,741 --> 01:26:31,285 I think you're just jealous that I beat you. 1799 01:26:31,369 --> 01:26:32,680 - I just don't... - It's a checkmate. 1800 01:26:32,704 --> 01:26:34,330 - I don't think maybe... - See that? 1801 01:26:34,414 --> 01:26:36,165 That move there, all right? 1802 01:26:36,249 --> 01:26:37,458 That's a checkmate. 1803 01:26:37,542 --> 01:26:39,460 If we... if we did the best of three. 1804 01:26:39,544 --> 01:26:41,254 All right, I'm done. I'm gonna call it. 1805 01:26:41,337 --> 01:26:44,757 I'm pretty tired, so... have a good one. 1806 01:26:44,841 --> 01:26:46,426 ♪♪ Magical 1 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:18,519 情人節的歷史 2 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:22,356 在西元皕七十年的羅馬 沒有人想要從軍 3 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,567 沒有人願意離開他們的妻子 4 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:27,111 皇帝因此大為震怒 5 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:29,238 於是他禁止所有婚姻 6 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:32,199 但是聖瓦倫廷認為這樣不公平 7 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,493 所以他偷偷為情侶完婚 8 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:38,247 皇帝逮捕瓦倫廷並判處他死刑 9 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:41,625 但他愛上了獄警的失明女兒 10 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:46,881 一天晚上,聖瓦倫廷 伸手摸了這失明女孩的眼睛 13 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:52,344 到了早上,她第一次能看見東西 14 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:55,598 在哪一天？二月十四日 15 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:59,351 剩下的事,套句老話,大家都知道了 16 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:03,856 –謝謝妳,貝卡,故事很有趣 –拜託 17 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,567 柔伊,妳有什麼要補充的嗎? 18 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,528 –那個故事不太正確 –妳說什麼? 19 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,907 第三世紀有好幾位聖瓦倫廷烈士 20 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,284 沒有人治癒失明的女孩 21 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,537 –這件事沒有發生過 –可能發生過 22 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:22,208 別這樣,今天是情人節 這個故事很應景 23 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:26,545 沒錯,因為情人節就是個噱頭 24 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,380 妳能說明一下嗎? 25 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:33,469 墜入愛河的概念就是資本主義的產物 26 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:37,306 等等,柔伊 所以妳根本不相信浪漫的愛情? 27 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:42,311 以適合度來說,我衹是認為很難找 28 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:46,232 所以我自己開發了一套應用程式 29 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,818 –一定會失敗 –注定慘敗 30 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:52,530 透過以數據為主的 速配度指數為人們配對 31 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,449 因為人是善變的,但演算法很聰明 32 00:01:55,449 --> 00:02:00,079 超過一半的婚姻以離婚告終 有些人把它視為問題 33 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:05,251 但我視為潛力,未來的商機 34 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:09,380 時間到了,今天就到這邊,下週三... 35 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:12,508 如果你想投資,請上募資平臺，謝謝 36 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:16,929 或是掃這個QR碼,就能...投資 37 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,349 《另一個柔伊》 38 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:01,348 –妳好,艾兒 –妳好 39 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:05,519 我幫妳買了玫瑰抹茶拿鐵 40 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,605 –謝謝 –情人節快樂 41 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,400 可以取消情人節活動嗎? 42 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,986 不行,我們要看浪漫喜劇三部曲 43 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,614 –不...不行,別想再來一次 –為什麼? 44 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:19,783 那衹是喝醉和吃零食的藉口 45 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,077 好吧,如果是這樣的話 46 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,581 妳在寫詩嗎?要我讀嗎? 47 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:29,460 上次妳讀我的詩 妳糾正了我的標點符號 48 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:33,505 沒有句點和逗號讓我很緊張 49 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,424 這就是詩的特色 50 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,386 –上課怎麼樣? –我推銷了我的應用程式 51 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:43,933 在歷史課上?真大膽,結果呢? 52 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,643 不知道 53 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:48,062 –我要看看募資平臺 –柔伊米勒 54 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:53,067 –妳剛才是怎樣? –冷靜點,貝卡 55 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,694 妳羞辱了她,因為她喜歡情人節 56 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,697 –衹有這個原因? –妳說的話讓我很難受 57 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,741 抱歉,我沒有針對妳的意思 58 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:04,411 記得在履歷上的“科技怪傑” 旁邊加上“憤世嫉俗” 59 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,246 –怪咖 –失敗者 60 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,251 –該死 –對不起... 61 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,462 對不起,那完全是我的錯 62 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,881 –妳沒事吧? –應該吧 63 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,342 你知道學校有足球場吧? 64 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:22,179 可能會瘀青,要送妳去保健室嗎? 65 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,139 –不用了,我很好 –好 66 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:29,436 –真的很抱歉... –查克,快點 67 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,983 –好 –再見 68 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:34,984 各位,來吧 69 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:38,237 妳剛剛被查克麥凱倫的球砸到臉 70 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,863 比賽開始了 71 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,281 –誰? –快一點 72 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,201 查克麥凱倫?他是足球明星 73 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,414 –他的學業平均成績多少? –成績不重要 74 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:51,792 他完全是在跟妳調情 75 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,045 我相信我跟他的速配指數是零 76 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:58,215 他的腹肌應該會加分 77 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:03,971 還有,我贊助了妳的應用程式 所以今晚妳買酒 78 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,264 沒問題 79 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:09,059 等妳首次公開募股再還我 買一個島給我 80 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:12,521 我會買兩個,一個用來做生意 一個用來娛樂 81 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,274 以包含非負整數的M乘N網格 82 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:19,236 我們可以找到使所有數字 總和最小的路徑 83 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:22,573 –我覺得可行 –該死,我們遲到了 84 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,367 時間到了,大伙,快一點 85 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,036 講座要開始了 86 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,292 記住,選擇研究所時 87 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:37,880 重點不光是人工智慧和零知識證明 88 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:42,634 還要找到你喜歡,可以一起歡笑的人 89 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:46,305 因為一個人待在圖書館的時間有限 90 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,765 下一個問題 91 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,687 妳最大的成就是什麼? 92 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:58,609 我認為是獲得圖靈獎 還有跟另一半一起撫養孩子 93 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,780 還可以再問一個...請說 94 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:08,869 教授,今天是情人節 妳能不能以科學家的身份告訴我們 95 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,163 妳對浪漫愛情的看法是什麼? 96 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:15,667 我相信多數事情 都能用數學方程式來表示 97 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,087 但不影響我相信愛的力量 98 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,714 這讓我心存敬畏 99 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,634 你不同意嗎? 100 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,553 我喜歡哲學家艾倫狄波頓的觀點 101 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,055 他的觀點是什麼? 102 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,766 浪漫愛情是現代的發明 103 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:35,104 如果沒聽說過愛的概念 大家就不會墜入愛河 104 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:39,399 –你沒談過戀愛? –我在小學曾有喜歡的人 105 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:43,654 我認為戀愛...衹是大公司兜售的商品 106 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:49,076 比如鮮花、巧克力 電影、情歌...拜託 107 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,620 浪漫愛情是資本主義的產物 108 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:57,876 今天就以此結尾 情人節快樂,謝謝大家 109 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,346 嘿 110 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:11,807 嘿 111 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,480 我喜歡你提的問題 112 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:24,695 別忘了 113 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,240 我也衹是個女孩 114 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,327 站在男孩面前 115 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,707 要求他愛她 116 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,131 妳連一滴眼淚都沒掉? 117 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,717 我不敢相信妳讓我看這部電影 118 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:51,471 妳怎能不喜歡? 每個人看到這幕都哭了,包括男生 119 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,808 是不是妳整天都在寫程式 讓妳變成鐵皮人了? 120 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,143 這段臺詞很經典 121 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:59,897 但是休葛蘭什麼也沒說 他看著她,像剛放了屁一樣 122 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,568 –妳真是掃興 –對不起 123 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,279 這種電影太公式化了 124 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,741 其中一個人心碎 另一個人就說 125 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:13,744 “讓我用公開告白的方式 126 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,329 “來修補破碎的心” 127 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,164 這有什麼問題? 128 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,666 –媽 –親愛的 129 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:23,170 –妳好,寶拉 –艾兒,我最喜歡的詩人 130 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:26,298 我問一下 為什麼妳女兒討厭浪漫喜劇? 131 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,343 我也搞不懂 我正在看《當哈利碰上莎莉》 132 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:33,388 因為這類電影延續了 不切實際的浪漫樣式 133 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:36,433 如果她出生時我不在場 我會做脫氧核糖核酸測試 134 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,603 艾兒,妳週末想和我們出去玩嗎? 135 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:42,231 我要幫英語教授顧小孩 136 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:45,525 大家放心把孩子交給我,太瘋狂了 137 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,736 我不敢相信大家放心讓我帶孩子 138 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,697 柔伊,妳有航班資訊了嗎? 我好期待見到妳 139 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,615 對 140 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,785 我要繼續看不切實際的浪漫情節了 141 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,703 –我愛妳們 –愛妳 142 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,709 我很擔心她 143 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,879 我希望她能找到... 144 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,423 –愛? –相配的對像 145 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,843 他們離婚時一塌糊塗 146 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,846 愛就是一塌糊塗 衹是妳不想弄髒而已 147 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:18,141 我遇到了一個人,在... 148 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,270 講座上有一個人,他很有趣 149 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,399 –別避重就輕,快說 –他引用艾倫狄波頓的話 150 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,986 –很好,我應該知道是誰嗎? –是的 151 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,366 “如果沒聽說過愛的概念...” 152 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:40,038 “大家就不會墜入愛河” 天啊,他引用妳愛的作家? 153 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,833 科技宅注意,柔伊的配對出現了 154 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,836 –他性感嗎? –他很有趣 155 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,588 –所以是性感阿宅? –他就是很有趣 156 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,716 –再說一次 –有趣,住口 157 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,719 –我可能再也見不到他了 –有意思 158 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,735 今天有打到誰的頭嗎? 159 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,030 是妳,妳好嗎? 160 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,364 –很好 –好 161 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,907 你在這裡做什麼? 162 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:20,787 這是書店,所以我來買本書 妳在這裡做什麼? 163 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,623 我在這裡工作 這是我工讀計畫的一部份 164 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,624 好 165 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,962 教科書在前面,小說在右手邊 166 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,922 非小說區在那邊 167 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,467 謝謝 168 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:41,350 –有忍者蛙的書嗎? –那是中世紀歷史還是重金屬樂團? 169 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,977 –是電玩 –我們不賣那種書 170 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,148 –我可以幫你訂 –太好了 171 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,652 好,有兩個選擇 172 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,782 《北七忍者蛙指南》 或《傻瓜忍者蛙》 173 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,867 天啊,聽起來都好糟 174 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:03,497 傻瓜是指智商低的人 也可以指碰撞測試的假人 175 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,707 但北七就是北七 176 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,128 –那就訂傻瓜那本 –很好 177 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,630 謝謝 178 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,884 –星期三會送到 –好 179 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,471 信用卡 180 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,265 給妳 181 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,354 電玩是現今離婚的主因 182 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,897 誰說的? 183 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,775 精算師列出的離婚原因排行 184 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,235 –精算什麼? –精算師 185 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,571 以統計數據評估風險和不確定性的人 186 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,157 妳也能幫我訂一本這方面的書嗎? 187 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,243 –真的嗎? –假的 188 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,457 諷刺通常是為了掩飾自己的無知 189 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,752 是,對無所不知的人也是 190 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,257 謝了,祝今天愉快 191 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:58,760 一針見血 192 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,268 嘿... 193 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,941 查克,你忘記信用卡了 194 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,070 查克...等一下 195 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,323 查克,等等 196 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:25,954 我的天啊 197 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,458 天啊,查克? 198 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,795 天啊,查克... 199 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:37,424 –他還好嗎?他忽然冒出來 –他沒有反應,快打911 200 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,887 –快醒醒,天啊,拜託別死 –他們問有沒有呼吸 201 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,014 –我不知道,我看不出來 –快檢查 202 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,765 –他口對口人工呼吸 –什麼? 203 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,559 捏鼻子... 204 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,025 天啊... 205 00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,906 –我在哪? –天啊,你還活著 206 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,742 –他還活著... –他還活著 207 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,413 發生什麼事? 208 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:13,084 你出車禍了,你會沒事的 救護車快到了 209 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,378 –他們想跟妳通話 –我?好 210 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:18,924 –怎麼回事? –是的,他還活著 211 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:23,053 他在呼吸和講話 讓他保持清醒嗎?抱歉 212 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,349 –我的名字?柔伊 –妳為什麼打我? 213 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:30,685 柔伊 214 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,064 謝天謝地,是妳 215 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,071 –沒事的 –好加在是妳 216 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,614 救護車快到了 217 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:50,539 好...你一定會活下去的 218 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,166 –好 –所以別擔心 219 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,294 救護車來了 220 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:58,838 謝天謝地 221 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,387 –他會好起來嗎? –可能吧 222 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,223 我們要送你去醫院做檢查 223 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,433 我們準備要運送了 224 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,311 –妳會一起去吧? –去醫院? 225 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,982 –我需要妳,拜託一起來 –我? 226 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,735 妳最好一起去,讓他保持放鬆 227 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,653 好 228 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,030 謝謝妳 229 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,461 我要去檢傷分類 230 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,847 你沒事吧?怎麼了? 231 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,850 –我很好 –我不會說“很好” 232 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,893 –查克有腦震盪 –天啊 233 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,688 他在騎自行車,撞到一臺車 整個人翻過引擎蓋 234 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,316 他不記得事故發生前的任何事情 235 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:03,236 –幾週前的事情很模糊 –所以他失憶了? 236 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,614 –這很正常 –失憶哪叫正常? 237 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,407 不過是暫時的吧? 238 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,950 –有可能 –有可能? 239 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,368 –你當時在傳訊息? –沒有 240 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,163 他沒有傳訊息,但他的手機摔壞了 241 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,332 –妳是誰? –柔伊 242 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,169 柔伊?那個柔伊? 243 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,755 –對 –查克整天把妳掛在嘴邊 244 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,632 –是嗎? –媽 245 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:27,886 –好吧,他提過妳一兩次 –我們不太熟 246 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,263 你們已經約會兩週了,對吧? 247 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,224 –約會? –媽,別說了 248 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,187 –對不起 –妳跟查克一起?救護車是妳叫的? 249 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:41,024 –是的,不過... –我去幫查克辦出院 250 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,986 72小時內禁看螢幕 藍光會使症狀惡化 251 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,698 –讓他補充水份和休息 –他會恢復記憶吧? 252 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,660 不要給他壓力,保持簡單 253 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,663 但這個週末我們有家庭滑雪旅行 254 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:57,540 衹要讓他休息,那不是問題 255 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,292 –謝謝醫生 –太好了,謝謝 256 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,293 謝謝醫生 257 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,713 你要回家 這樣我們才能注意你的狀況 258 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,550 至於年輕的小姐,妳過來吃晚餐 259 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,135 –不用了 –我們堅持 260 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,679 –我很會做菜 –他很厲害 261 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,138 當然要,來吧 262 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,139 好 263 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:17,977 讓我打給我的室友,告訴她我要去哪 264 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,316 親愛的,她好可愛,我真的很喜歡她 265 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,152 我也是,她很酷 266 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:33,868 帕克,別再用那臺卡車撞你的兄弟 怎麼了? 267 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,413 –我在醫院 –為什麼?怎麼了? 268 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,373 我跟查克麥凱倫一起來的 269 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,544 不會吧,怎麼發生的? 270 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:48,049 長話短說,他去了店裡 我害他不小心撞到車 271 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,844 現在他腦震盪 還以為我是他的女朋友 272 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,054 –他跟柔伊約會 –柔伊是誰? 273 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,013 另一個柔伊 274 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,015 –哪個柔伊? –華勒斯 275 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,310 女足隊長?妳們確實很像 276 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,604 我把她的IG傳給妳了 277 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:10,155 也許有一點相似之處,她很喜歡足球 278 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,657 他們的速配指數一定很高 279 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,161 記得讓查克放輕鬆 280 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:19,372 別讓他心煩,不然症狀會變得更糟 281 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,623 –明白嗎? –好的 282 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,001 –等等,那是誰? –是醫生 283 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,463 –我該怎麼辦? –妳不會希望他的症狀變糟 284 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,716 查克的父母邀我共進晚餐 285 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:34,220 所以我要去他們家 跟他們獨處時,說出實話 286 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:39,976 –對,讓他們去跟兒子說 –好極了,我再回電,再見 287 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,106 你為什麼丟我? 288 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:56,493 –我傳好多訊息給他了 –柔伊,我們在巴哈馬 289 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,788 –我猜是訊號不好 –我是用WiFi 290 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,707 –查克一定會回覆的 –要是他搞失蹤呢? 291 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:06,920 –我不知道什麼是搞失蹤 –我們今天早上在發訊息,然後... 292 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,758 –他是不是遇到別人了? –從早餐到午餐之間? 293 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:16,596 他要去滑雪,媽 妳知道新手妹妹多可愛嗎? 294 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,724 你不該預訂這趟旅行的 295 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:24,062 自從巴塞隆納失去梅西後 她就一直很沮喪 296 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:29,234 華勒斯不會沉淪,哭泣會導致皺紋 記得這一點 297 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:42,455 –你爸媽家真漂亮 –謝謝 298 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:50,588 感覺不太一樣,我不知道 299 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:56,302 你還記得用足球 打到一個女孩的頭嗎? 300 00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:03,226 不記得,不過我記得接吻... 301 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:08,273 不行,記得醫生說要慢慢來,放輕鬆 302 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,943 我想謝謝妳今天救了我的命 303 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,362 那應該是我的錯 304 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,488 該死 305 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,699 妳說不雅的話 306 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:21,828 那是因為妳嚇人,這是我妹妹艾弗里 307 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,539 我不叫艾弗里,是艾曼達 308 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,338 艾曼達?妳在說什麼? 309 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,424 –艾曼達? –她在逗你 310 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,969 你爸媽可能跟她說你有記憶問題了 311 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,304 想不想玩Xbox? 312 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,973 –想 –不行,他不能看螢幕 313 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,933 –不 –當你真可憐 314 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:44,934 妳好壞 315 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,438 我決定盡情玩忍者蛙 316 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,110 電玩是離婚的主要原因 317 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,529 我不知道我是怎麼知道的 318 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,992 –她好壞 –那是剛剛想起來的? 319 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,787 你還有想起別的事嗎? 320 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:08,541 –妳真漂亮 –我去幫你父母準備晚餐 321 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,667 妳真貼心 322 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,253 –跟妳換橄欖油? –好 323 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,254 謝謝 324 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,506 查克告訴我 325 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,843 妳這個週末要和家人去巴哈馬 326 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,220 對,有件事我必須告訴妳 327 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,058 我的家人不在巴哈馬 328 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,518 –為什麼? –這聽起來很奇怪... 329 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:32,065 –我聽說查克的事了,他還好嗎? –他有腦震盪,必須放輕鬆 330 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,567 –你知道這方面的統計數據 –他說得對 331 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,654 –柔伊,這是邁爾斯,查克的表哥 –你好 332 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,948 妳是那個足球員 333 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,744 –你很幸運沒有更糟 –那是因為柔伊救了我的命 334 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,787 不完全是 335 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,208 邁爾斯在麻省理工學院唸研究所 336 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,045 他衹是週末來拜訪 337 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,799 –聽說那所學校很棒 –對,謝謝 338 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,178 真不敢相信你沒戴安全帽 你要小心一點 339 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,348 –腳踏車撞壞了嗎? –妳剛剛提到旅行的事? 340 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:12,605 我們不得不把旅程往後延 發生了一點事 341 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:15,900 大家快吃吧... 342 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,667 柔伊,查克跟我說妳爸爸是醫生 343 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,170 –是的 –哪種醫生? 344 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:41,551 在辦公室看病的那種 345 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,016 –我記得是全科醫生,對吧? –是的 346 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:53,062 他是很棒的醫生 347 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,902 –我確定他是 –妳在休賽期會訓練嗎? 348 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,782 會,衹是踢踢球 349 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:10,788 –妳打什麼位置? –在中間的某個位置 350 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:17,462 有時在左邊,有時在右邊 351 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:26,637 但足球就那樣,我正在考慮讀研究所 352 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,265 也許申請麻省理工學院的計算機科學 353 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:32,393 –妳對寫程式有興趣? –對,那是我的主修 354 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:39,692 –我不記得了,等等,是嗎? –天啊,是你的失憶症 355 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,279 天啊,太酷了,拜託忘記別的事 356 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,197 對哥哥好一點 357 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:47,283 柔伊,妳這麼興趣廣泛讓我印像深刻 358 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,245 –謝謝 –邁爾斯正在讀計算機科學 359 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,498 –應用機器學習 –太棒了 360 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,835 –謝謝 –我不知道我們有這個共同點 361 00:22:58,461 --> 00:22:59,504 –真棒 –是的 362 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:06,427 各位,六個字母,微積分的發明者 363 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:09,013 –牛頓 –剛剛好 364 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,849 對,我也是想到那個 365 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:16,646 –你按鈴的動作要快 –一片土地,七個字母 366 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,653 –島嶼 –那是六個字母 367 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:24,695 是六個字嗎? 368 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,781 –地峽 –那也很合適 369 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,785 你們答得好,讓我印像深刻 370 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:39,627 我得走了,下週我要發表論文 371 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,756 –快去休息,你有腦震盪 –謝了,博士 372 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,174 –好 –晚安 373 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,009 –晚安 –晚安 374 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:52,140 我們這個週末要去滑雪 妳想和我們一起去嗎? 375 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,433 –妳應該去 –這是個好主意 376 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:59,021 我不知道這樣好不好 377 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,315 你剛受了傷 378 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,319 這個週末我和媽媽有計畫 379 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,073 那是我媽打的,我應該問她 380 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,285 失陪一下 381 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:19,208 –他們說了什麼? –沒有,我還沒告訴他們 382 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:23,171 –妳在等什麼?等畢業嗎? –妳記得講座上的那個人嗎? 383 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,091 那個妳說了廿三次“有趣”的人? 不記得才怪 384 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,385 他叫邁爾斯 385 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:34,140 他是查克的表哥 他從麻省理工學院過來拜訪 386 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,350 他們邀請我一起去滑雪 387 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,896 我不想倉促下結論,但這就是命運吧 388 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,648 –我不相信命運 –妳相信概率 389 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,984 這樣的概率是多少?一個有趣的人 390 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,904 剛好出現在妳冒充女友的男生家 391 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:50,823 –從統計學上來講是零 –因為這是命運 392 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,409 妳一定要把握這次機會去滑雪 393 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,119 事故是我造成的 394 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:59,040 現在我要跟失憶症患者的表哥調情? 395 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,168 輸入妳的應用程式 第一,查克有腦震盪 396 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,003 第二,他有女朋友 397 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,672 第三,醫生叫妳不要讓他難過 398 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:12,178 第四,他表哥是個性感電腦宅 跟妳有很多共通點 399 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,513 這些加起來是什麼?完美配對 400 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,307 假裝是另一個柔伊 401 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:21,145 –應用程式不是這樣分析的 –應該這樣才對 402 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:28,611 –邁爾斯衹待這個週末 –沒錯,好好去玩,柔伊 403 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,415 我這個週末不回家 404 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:42,500 妳還好嗎? 405 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,211 我受邀跟一些朋友去滑雪 406 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,713 我真的很想見妳,但那聽起來很有趣 407 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,090 對不起,媽媽 408 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,676 沒關係,我很高興妳交到新朋友 409 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,386 記得去滑新手坡 410 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,722 我上次去滑雪 滑過一堆樹,差點就死了 411 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,767 –妳這週末要做什麼? –別擔心,我很多事可以做 412 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,144 好,再見,愛妳 413 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:06,774 教授晚回家,但他們給我超時費 那是什麼? 414 00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:13,572 這是關於計算分析的書,非常進階 415 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:18,202 邁爾斯可能會刮目相看 但他可能會認為我在恐嚇他 416 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,622 這本是關於計算機理論 417 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:25,084 我們都喜歡這位作者 可以顯示我們有很多共通點 418 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,670 但我不希望他覺得我想很多 419 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:30,840 所以我不知道該帶哪本 我該怎麼辦? 420 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,635 –艾兒! –少帶點書,多穿泳衣,好嗎? 421 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,929 妳要去滑雪,妳知道代表什麼嗎? 422 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:37,888 知道 423 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:43,144 不,是熱水浴缸 真不敢相信我要解釋這種事 424 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:46,731 –我有東西要給妳,這個 –那是什麼? 425 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:51,319 我給妳最性感、火辣 百戰百勝的泳衣 426 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,030 –好...我帶 –對 427 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,074 天啊,不客氣 428 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:03,831 那柔伊華勒斯呢?她一定很擔心查克 429 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,083 –天啊 –無法聯繫到他 430 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,044 柔伊,別想這些事了 431 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,880 另一個柔伊不關妳的事 專注於這個柔伊 432 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,593 妳要跟失憶症患者一起去滑雪 而妳要假裝成別人 433 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:18,971 這根本就是完美的假期 434 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,931 –那是完美的假期? –是的 435 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:28,397 天啊,那是小鯨魚,柔伊... 436 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:31,609 –柔伊 –現在不行,我正在全神貫注 437 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:35,821 泳池旁的水上瑜伽要開始了 我預訂了三個位置 438 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,782 這些女孩可能是我的競爭對手 439 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:41,494 查克在IG上關注的女孩 他按讚她們的照片,像是艾咪 440 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,039 好,她是七號,妳是十二號 441 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:48,667 我不該把球傳給她的,我應該要射門 442 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,796 –妳反應過度了 –他不是死了就是甩了我 443 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:55,341 –我不確定哪個更糟 –我認為死了更糟 444 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:59,595 –走吧,水上瑜伽快開始了 –爸,搞清楚狀況 445 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,473 –快打給航空公司 –天啊,又來了 446 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,351 我要找出查克在哪裡,跟誰在一起 447 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,984 –我們來玩個遊戲 –車牌遊戲怎麼樣? 448 00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:18,572 –那個遊戲不是很無聊嗎? –我的玩法不會 449 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,035 把車牌上的數字加起來 直到妳得到質數 450 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:27,581 –聽起來像學校,很無聊 –我覺得很有趣 451 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,210 別理我,一個快樂的意外 452 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,298 別看我,她是遺傳妳的 453 00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:54,525 進來吧 454 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,822 –比照片還要漂亮 –幹得好,親愛的 455 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:00,739 謝謝 456 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,661 –太棒了 –超讚 457 00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:09,540 查克,記不記得上次 我們在這裡玩得很開心? 458 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,042 對 459 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:16,130 –我們以前來過這裡? –不,失憶男孩,我在逗你 460 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,673 這是出租屋 461 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,759 柔伊,妳不介意跟艾弗里睡一起吧? 462 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,262 我不介意,我理解 463 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,223 查克太興奮的話,腦袋會爆掉 464 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,350 –艾弗里 –我們上山吧 465 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,060 –還有半天 –我們走吧 466 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:34,231 –查克,記得不能看螢幕 –我知道 467 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:38,527 我先聲明,我已經很久沒有滑雪了 468 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:41,906 –妳說妳每年都去 –十二個月算很久了 469 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:45,034 –跟騎自行車一樣 –那是最好的比喻嗎? 470 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,287 –抱歉 –衹是有點白目 471 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,831 –沒關係 –你打算做什麼? 472 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,291 山很美 473 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:56,504 在小屋閒晃,拿本書,讀點東西 474 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,463 你有書嗎? 475 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,672 –我沒有 –我有一本 476 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:03,719 這是關於二戰的女間諜 可能不是你的菜,但... 477 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,180 –以防萬一 –好吧 478 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,474 –好 –好 479 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,391 好 480 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,896 –要去滑雪了嗎? –走吧 481 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,652 抱歉,那在我腦海中聽起來更酷 482 00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,584 對足球員來說,妳搞得還真久 483 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,588 –妳玩過單板滑雪嗎? –什麼? 484 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:43,509 –她很快就好了,別擔心 –好了,簡單 485 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,723 我沒事... 486 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,643 –我抓住妳了 –妳沒事吧? 487 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:55,187 –妳抓得好緊 –她才不會跌倒 488 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:59,483 –你們先去吧,我們會趕上的 –我沒問題,我為速度而生 489 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:00,901 玩得開心 490 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,445 –我跟妳比賽,注意安全 –來吧 491 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,613 –謝謝 –好 492 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:05,698 再見,遜咖 493 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,908 我可以放手了嗎? 494 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:09,535 –準備好了嗎? –好了 495 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:20,379 首先,把體重壓在前腳上 這是妳控制的方式 496 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,256 –像這樣... –對 497 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,719 很好...慢下來... 498 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:27,803 我慢不下來 499 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,269 妳還好嗎? 500 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:40,357 –我們慢慢來,不用急 –好 501 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,692 可以嗎?好 502 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,990 –這樣好多了 –往後走 503 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,291 –好,腳跟 –這樣嗎? 504 00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,627 –不... –怎麼樣? 505 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,214 –用腳跟 –這邊 506 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,800 小心妳的...對不起... 507 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:08,302 天啊! 508 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:12,056 慢下來... 509 00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:14,683 對不起... 510 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,729 –剛剛很棒 –天啊 511 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:20,397 –我做到了 –妳做到了 512 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,817 –我做到了 –是的 513 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,236 你們兩個 514 00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:27,237 –你好 –你好 515 00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:31,200 –像騎自行車嗎? –我滑得不錯,最後一趟 516 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,911 –沒錯,妳滑得很好 –謝謝 517 00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:36,580 那是妳唯一沒摔跤的一次 518 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,540 艾弗里,妳是怎麼搞的? 519 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,376 –你的頭怎麼樣? –感覺很好 520 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:44,046 –我的記憶很快就會恢復 –太好了 521 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:49,218 然後我摔倒,他扶我起來 他真的很貼心 522 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:52,262 –你們接吻了? –沒有,我們在山上 523 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:56,850 –聽起來很浪漫,妳得承認 –好吧,妳說得對,很浪漫 524 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,269 妳看看妳 525 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,563 查克好嗎?他的記憶怎麼樣? 526 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:06,360 誰知道?可能隨時會恢復 527 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,239 穿上泳衣泡熱水浴缸的時間不多了 528 00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:13,659 有火熱進展要跟我聯絡 雙關語是故意的 529 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:19,456 不知道,查克的家人很好 他也很好,我覺得這樣不對 530 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:22,084 每個偉大的愛情故事都始於三角戀 531 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:25,713 《亂世佳人》、《大亨小傳》 《蘿莉塔》 532 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,715 也許我該做個了結 533 00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:31,009 告訴他真相 我就可以開始對邁爾斯誠實了 534 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:34,596 我要掛了,查克會恢復記憶 妳可以跟大家說 535 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,683 妳不希望造成永久性記憶喪失 536 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:41,061 去跟唯一對微積分感興趣的人調情吧 537 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:43,772 –愛妳,再見 –愛妳,再見 538 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:48,819 你好 539 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:56,869 妳好,綠咖哩飯 大蒜烤餅和健怡可樂 540 00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,621 –謝謝你 –不客氣 541 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,834 我以前沒見過你 你一定是新來的外送員 542 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:08,338 –對,我來自智利,剛搬到這裡 –太酷了 543 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,466 我衹是保姆 544 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,845 –你去上學嗎? –是的 545 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:18,432 首先要學好英語,然後才能成為醫生 546 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:23,353 –真有抱負,哪種醫生? –心臟科,妳呢? 547 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,731 –我想在出版業工作 –妳是作家? 548 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,149 是的 549 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:31,028 我主修創意寫作,但我的專長是詩歌 550 00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:35,991 所以我們都喜歡心,或是說心臟 551 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:43,707 –我想是的 –我該走了 552 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:45,667 –要繼續送餐 –我也是 553 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:49,671 我要回去看小孩了 他們好安靜,不太對勁 554 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:53,801 祝妳好運,下次見,晚安 555 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:10,609 這裡面沒有包火腿,為什麼叫漢堡? 556 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,236 這是個好問題 557 00:35:12,236 --> 00:35:15,030 雖然漢堡是典型的美國食物 558 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,241 但它起源於德國漢堡 559 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:20,577 不過披薩絕對是意大利來的 560 00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,288 這是為了帶出他們怎麼相遇的 561 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,540 天啊 562 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:27,125 –我們都在國外,背包客旅行 –意大利 563 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,963 空氣中瀰漫著捷安提紅酒 披薩和肉醬的味道 564 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:35,259 –我們知道,你以前說過了 –柔伊不知道 565 00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:38,262 –我想聽 –我們大學剛畢業 566 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:42,224 –當時還在尋找未來的目標 –兩個迷失的靈魂 567 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:46,019 我是真的迷路了 沒人聽得懂我的意大利語 568 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,356 沒人會講英語,我當時在找火車站 569 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:51,149 我們撞上彼此 570 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,486 兩個人剛好都低頭研究歐洲旅遊書 571 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:59,116 是的,我們就是這樣相遇的 572 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:02,744 我喜歡,你們看起來很相配 573 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:05,831 我也這麼覺得 574 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:12,004 你們因為披薩愛上彼此 所以我才這麼喜歡披薩 575 00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:14,089 我也是,我好愛披薩 576 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,341 –超好吃 –可能愛過頭了 577 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:19,803 –是這樣嗎? –是的,義式辣腸口味 578 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,723 你還記得欠我皕元嗎? 579 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:26,643 不,我想是妳欠我皕元 580 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,228 想都別想 581 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,858 你好,外送員剛離開 但我的訂單裡沒有米飯 582 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:38,155 不,我不想從賬單上扣除 綠咖哩一定要配飯 583 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:43,577 對吧?讓他送過來 可以派同一個人嗎? 584 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,081 太好了,謝謝 585 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,635 想看電影嗎? 586 00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:04,306 –好 –《麻雀變鳳凰》怎麼樣? 587 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,850 茱莉亞羅勃茲的夢想 是搭上一個有錢人 588 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:09,603 更不用說性工作者不切實際的寫照了 589 00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:10,562 沒錯 590 00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:14,608 真奇怪,我以為妳喜歡那部電影 591 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:19,780 –《情到深處》呢? –真的嗎? 592 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,490 –妳的意思是? –不要 593 00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:24,576 裡面應該沒有性工作者 594 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,579 –沒有,但是很無聊 –什麼? 595 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,915 最後的公開告白呢? 596 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:35,170 用高調的方式在公開場合告白 597 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,923 那衹會延續不切實際的浪漫理想 598 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:39,007 沒錯 599 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:43,637 好吧,漫威有一部新電影 600 00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:46,181 你不能看電影,記得嗎? 601 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,892 –對,好極了 –醫生說不能看螢幕 602 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:50,185 猜猜我們能做什麼 603 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,603 –電影? –是的 604 00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:53,438 一個字 605 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,023 –兩個音節 –是的 606 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:58,777 冷?發抖?非常冷? 607 00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:00,988 –結凍,《冰雪奇緣》 –答對了 608 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,741 –艾弗里,幹得好 –我贏了,廢物 609 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:08,620 注意妳的用詞,柔伊,換妳了 610 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:10,872 妳可以的 611 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:22,551 電視節目,一個詞 612 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:24,803 兩個音節 613 00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:28,098 好 614 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,601 –足球 –觸電? 615 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:34,438 她還好嗎?要不要打911? 616 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:40,902 好 617 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,117 –《歡樂單身派對》 –答對 618 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,494 –你怎麼知道的? –她做了一個正弦波 619 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:52,289 –正什麼? –那是恆定高度的振盪 620 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,624 –對,正弦波 –科學名詞 621 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,461 –當然了 –你們兩個真厲害 622 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,088 我也知道 623 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,799 查克,時間不早了,你還在恢復中 624 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,010 –最好快去休息 –我好累 625 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:08,180 –晚安,兒子 –好遊戲... 626 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:09,723 太慢了 627 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:12,893 我在想今天跌了這麼多跤 628 00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:17,189 –泡個熱水浴缸應該不錯 –當然,想泡儘管泡 629 00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:20,567 有人要一起泡嗎? 630 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,527 我想 631 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,909 妳好,又見面了,抱歉沒放米飯 632 00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:31,203 –我以為在袋子裡 –裡面有飯 633 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,040 –我真傻 –那妳為什麼... 634 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,801 –孩子們呢? –他們睡著了 635 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,723 對了,我叫迪亞戈 636 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:54,309 –我叫艾兒 –我知道,我看到收據了 637 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:08,990 告訴我妳跟查克的事 你們怎麼認識的? 638 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:14,371 –我們在派對上認識的 –真奇怪 639 00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:18,500 查克跟我說你們是在 男女混合足球訓練認識的 640 00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,921 我們是在訓練結束後的 派對上認識的 641 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,592 我哥哥是我最好的朋友 642 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:30,345 這樣很棒 643 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:34,599 如果妳傷害他,我一定會確保 644 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:40,438 妳永遠無法再踢球 645 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:42,899 明白嗎? 646 00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:45,610 明白 647 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:51,408 有人想吃烤棉花糖嗎?壁爐生好火了 648 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:52,993 我想吃 649 00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:57,873 –要不要進去拿? –好,很高興跟妳聊天 650 00:40:57,873 --> 00:40:59,791 我也是 651 00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:11,678 我想泡一下,今天有點痠痛 652 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,613 –麻省理工學院怎麼樣? –很棒 653 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:34,784 很辛苦,因為每個人都很聰明 非常聰明 654 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,704 讓你想要更努力 655 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,416 –是 –妳應該去申請 656 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,129 –真的嗎? –當然,妳真的很聰明 657 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,841 –謝謝 –又有趣 658 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,722 我很喜歡和妳在一起 659 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:02,562 我衹是隨口問問,妳跟查克... 660 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,857 是一對一嗎? 661 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,194 我們沒有談過這件事 662 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:13,198 –好 –這段關係才剛開始 663 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:19,120 就像我說的 我真的很喜歡跟妳在一起 664 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:24,209 我不是要說什麼 妳真的認為你們很配? 665 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,714 –這... –跟我們相比 666 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,969 –跟我們相比? –我們的想法很一致 667 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,514 –對,而且相配 –對 668 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:42,060 很多共通點 669 00:42:48,692 --> 00:42:51,111 東西拿好了,準備好了嗎? 670 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,029 –好了 –好了 671 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,698 好 672 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:05,041 爸爸昨天在坡上跌了多少次? 673 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,878 –他沒那麼遜啦 –妳在撒謊... 674 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,255 早安 675 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:13,633 –寶貝 –柔伊,妳睡得好嗎? 676 00:43:14,301 --> 00:43:16,136 –我睡得很好 –太好了 677 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:18,179 –謝謝 –咖啡給妳 678 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,641 謝謝 679 00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:26,813 –其他人呢? –查克的爸爸去拿滑雪板 680 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:32,110 –艾弗里在換衣服,邁爾斯呢? –他在跟艾蜜莉說話 681 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:37,824 –艾蜜莉是誰? –邁爾斯的女朋友 682 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,621 他的女朋友? 683 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:47,542 –她很可愛 –對,她人很好,非常好 684 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:54,799 –我應該拿件夾克 –對,快去 685 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:57,177 –今天會很冷 –對 686 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:02,349 妳準備好迎接第二天了嗎? 687 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:05,602 –你有女朋友? –是的 688 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:13,318 –那我們呢?昨晚的事呢? –她不在乎,我們是多重伴侶 689 00:44:15,362 --> 00:44:17,906 好,我在乎 690 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:23,161 –放輕鬆,不過是一個吻 –你怎麼能一派輕鬆? 691 00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:26,664 你說我們想法一致,很多共通點 692 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,042 –你說我們很匹配 –是的 693 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:33,213 –妳認為那代表我們應該約會? –沒錯 694 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,591 –我以為我們衹是勾搭 –你認為我是那種人? 695 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:40,720 我不知道妳在批判什麼 妳在跟我的表弟約會 696 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,807 –其實我沒有 –什麼? 697 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,018 –我也不能 –不能什麼? 698 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:51,439 這很複雜,好嗎?算了 699 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,997 –寶貝,妳還好嗎? –沒事,我很好 700 00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:12,460 把握機會,珍惜光陰,外面很漂亮 701 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:16,297 麥特和艾弗里上車了 你們準備好了嗎? 702 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:21,094 我今天想待在屋子裡 703 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,139 昨天滑完讓我肌肉痠痛 我撞出一塊大瘀青 704 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:28,393 –我很遺憾 –沒關係,我衹想跟查克在一起 705 00:45:30,854 --> 00:45:33,731 –是嗎? –對,如果沒關係的話 706 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:39,237 讓我看一下我的行程表 707 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:44,576 看起來一整天都有空,沒有行程 708 00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:47,078 我很開心你不會獨自在家 709 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:51,749 –妳不去嗎? –不了 710 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:55,044 –好吧 –我們走吧,邁爾斯 711 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:58,923 親愛的,瘀傷藥在樓上的浴室 712 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,134 –好 –需要的話就叫披薩 713 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:03,219 –謝了,媽 –好 714 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,762 –祝今天愉快 –玩得開心 715 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:05,847 晚點見 716 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,560 –我可以霸佔妳了 –玩遊戲嗎? 717 00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:12,896 來吧 718 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:16,149 遊戲目標是俘虜對方的國王 719 00:46:16,149 --> 00:46:20,028 女王是最強的棋子 她可以隨心所欲移動 720 00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:22,071 皇后最值錢,我喜歡 721 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:25,575 騎士以L形移動,像這樣 722 00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:28,369 主教是以對角線移動 723 00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:30,663 車是上下移動 724 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:34,459 –為什麼叫做“車”? –這個字來自波斯語 725 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:39,464 –RUKH,意思是戰車 –妳真聰明 726 00:46:41,508 --> 00:46:44,761 老實說,西洋棋跟足球很像 727 00:46:44,761 --> 00:46:47,180 兵是後衛,主教是中場 728 00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,599 車是邊鋒,女王是前鋒 729 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:51,017 進攻與防守 730 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:54,562 我再也不會 以同樣的方式看待西洋棋了 731 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:58,024 很好,因為我會打敗妳 732 00:46:58,358 --> 00:47:00,235 –是嗎? –當然 733 00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:02,529 換妳了 734 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,532 –將死 –太兇狠了 735 00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:09,661 將死 736 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:19,295 將死 737 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:30,265 一段關係中最重要的是什麼? 738 00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:33,726 我正在想策略,妳先說 739 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:37,605 我一直以為是擁有共同點 740 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:41,818 比如相配性、共同興趣,你呢? 741 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:45,947 我覺得是喜歡彼此 742 00:47:47,115 --> 00:47:50,994 聽起來很簡單 但我的父母就是最佳例子 743 00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:01,629 –將軍,妳被將軍了 –我看到了 744 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,973 –這是僵局 –什麼意思? 745 00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:14,892 就是平局,沒有人能將死對方 746 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,978 –所以平手? –對,我們平手 747 00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:23,901 太好了,這對查克來說就算勝利了 748 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:29,032 那是一場硬戰 但吃得苦中苦,方為人上人 749 00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:30,325 現在換我的遊戲 750 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:51,638 你畫了什麼? 751 00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:24,420 妳想打我嗎? 752 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:29,467 妳需要上課嗎?我可以示範給妳看 753 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,761 –有捲尺嗎? –妳是要... 754 00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:34,472 妳要捲尺做什麼?是要寫程式嗎? 755 00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:40,103 是要計算,妳覺得會有幫助嗎? 756 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:44,649 常數,到桌邊的距離是九十一公分 757 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:49,487 唯一的變量就是推力 758 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:52,615 我也想這麼說,我就是這麼想的 759 00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:57,078 我的天啊 760 00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:00,623 成功了 761 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:04,794 –數學的力量,別小看我 –妳一定會有成就 762 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:07,130 –天啊 –這我就不知道了 763 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:11,134 真的,研究所、寫程式 妳的前途一片光明 764 00:50:11,134 --> 00:50:14,429 –別鬧了 –你才是前途一片光明 765 00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,056 足球不是最終目標嗎? 766 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,144 我一直以來都在踢足球 767 00:50:21,144 --> 00:50:25,356 那是我唯一真正擅長的事,但... 768 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:31,154 老實說,我不打算成為職業選手 769 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:37,201 所以我不知道 770 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:40,413 畢業後我要做什麼 771 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:47,879 我覺得很害怕 772 00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:52,550 查克,你才學西洋棋廿分鐘 就差一點打敗我了 773 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:55,428 –對,差一點 –你會擅長任何事 774 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:59,265 –真的嗎? –當然 775 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,644 除了成為紙上足球專業人士外 776 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:06,147 –對 –你還喜歡做什麼? 777 00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:12,987 像這樣,然後這樣 778 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:32,215 很好... 779 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:58,157 早餐披薩,別讓蛋嚇到妳 780 00:51:58,157 --> 00:52:00,201 –我很害怕 –害怕嗎?相信我 781 00:52:01,828 --> 00:52:05,832 雞蛋和培根,這樣嗎? 782 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,502 開動,大口咬 783 00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:16,759 我的天啊 784 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,346 –太好吃了 –對 785 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:23,599 –太棒了 –妳說說的 786 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:26,310 你是跟誰學的?你媽媽嗎? 787 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,605 –不是,我上過烹飪課 –真的嗎? 788 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:32,859 對,妳為何這麼驚訝? 我早就告訴妳了 789 00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:36,112 我得說,你讓我刮目相看 790 00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:38,865 這是妳整個週末說過最好聽的話 791 00:52:38,865 --> 00:52:40,199 才不是 792 00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:44,120 真的嗎? 793 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,831 沒關係,我很開心認識妳 794 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,166 再認識一次 795 00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:56,966 除了下棋,妳還喜歡做什麼事? 796 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,426 提醒我一下 797 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:05,725 沒有,代表妳的生活需要更多樂趣 798 00:53:05,725 --> 00:53:07,643 –我... –除非妳討厭樂趣 799 00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:10,563 –妳討厭樂趣嗎? –我不討厭,我很有趣 800 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,815 –我喜歡樂趣 –妳喜歡樂趣? 801 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:16,152 –我是樂趣女王 –這點有待商榷 802 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:23,409 –老天,這會讓人上癮 –沒錯 803 00:53:23,409 --> 00:53:27,038 我在學校時,這是艾弗里和我 保持聯繫的好方法 804 00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:28,164 感情真好 805 00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:33,336 我記得我幫她訂了一本忍者蛙的書 806 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:37,882 –那是給艾弗里的? –對 807 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:40,676 妳知道書的事? 808 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:47,683 不是,我意思是買書給她很貼心 809 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:51,437 –對 –講到書,那本書怎麼樣? 810 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:53,439 我覺得... 811 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,233 很棒 812 00:53:57,026 --> 00:54:01,030 我不知道女性電碼譯員 讓德國的戰爭縮短了兩年 813 00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:04,241 對,很驚人 814 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:08,204 這本書將這些女性的生活交織起來 815 00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:12,083 捕捉到在戰爭威脅下 她們的聲音,讓我身歷其境 816 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,418 太不可思議了 817 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:19,507 我覺得妳一定能成為她們的其中一員 818 00:54:22,802 --> 00:54:24,011 謝謝你的肯定 819 00:54:25,346 --> 00:54:26,305 –你好 –你好 820 00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:27,848 滑雪怎麼樣? 821 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:29,934 –很棒 –非常棒 822 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:34,146 等等,你在玩忍者蛙? 823 00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:37,066 –不是禁看螢幕嗎? –是我在玩 824 00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:40,736 我沒玩,是柔伊在玩 我戴著妳的太陽眼鏡 825 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,113 –好吧 –以防萬一 826 00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:45,741 –你們做了什麼?玩得開心嗎? –我們沒做什麼? 827 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:47,702 –你說什麼? –保護級的都玩過了 828 00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:50,913 –好 –該死!我把手套忘在滑雪場了 829 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:54,333 –別擔心,查克和我可以帶妳去 –謝謝 830 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,961 我一定是忘在桌子上 831 00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:59,296 –待會見 –好 832 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:03,718 艾弗里,動作快點,我在下面等 833 00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,094 好 834 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:13,310 –以電腦宅來說,妳的手臂很有力 –阿宅統治世界 835 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,895 –是嗎? –對 836 00:55:15,688 --> 00:55:18,190 你不會往我頭上丟吧? 837 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:21,694 因為我不能丟你的頭,腦震盪男孩 838 00:55:21,694 --> 00:55:23,529 沒有人說要公平競爭 839 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:26,949 –天啊 –你就這點能耐? 840 00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:30,953 妳想看真正的實力嗎? 我不知道妳熱身了沒 841 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:34,457 –來吧 –我找到了 842 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:39,336 對不起...妳沒事吧? 843 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:43,424 –沒事 –是我的錯,對不起 844 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,432 這可能會留下瘀青 845 00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:53,684 可能會留下瘀青... 846 00:56:02,443 --> 00:56:05,196 我有一種似曾相識的感覺 847 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:09,784 有件事我必須告訴你 848 00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:12,912 不要在你妹妹面前接吻 849 00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:14,872 謝謝妳,艾弗里 850 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,959 –邁爾斯吻了我 –在熱水浴缸嗎? 851 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:21,962 天啊,果然是無敵泳衣 852 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,757 –妳穿著泳衣做了什麼? –別多想 853 00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:27,218 –然後我發現他有女朋友了 –什麼? 854 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:28,135 他們是多重伴侶 855 00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:32,098 妳不想成為第三者,我明白 856 00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:35,017 感謝邁爾斯讓柔伊開了眼界 857 00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:39,313 好,但現在查克出乎我的意料 858 00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:44,193 他用雪球砸我的頭,然後吻了我 859 00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:48,864 我不敢相信我會這麼說,但感覺很棒 860 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:53,077 妳是失憶了嗎? 那顆雪球砸得多大力? 861 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:57,414 –很矛盾吧? –查克麥凱倫 862 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,167 那不是意外,而是大變革 863 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,546 –艾兒,我必須跟他說實話 –等等,他喜歡妳嗎? 864 00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:07,133 我不知道我佔多少 柔伊華勒斯又佔多少 865 00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:09,301 –但你們來電了 –對 866 00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:13,973 真正的妳跟真正的他來電 減去微小的失憶細節 867 00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:16,016 那不小,是大細節 868 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:19,061 不管我們的來電是什麼,都是雙向的 869 00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:23,232 妳不知道邁爾斯是多重伴侶 也不知道最後會喜歡上查克 870 00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:26,569 –放過自己吧 –艾兒,我應該坦白 871 00:57:26,569 --> 00:57:29,697 等查克恢復之後,再告訴他真相 872 00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:30,698 計畫就是這樣 873 00:57:30,698 --> 00:57:34,618 我喜歡遵循邏輯結論的計畫 比如好的程式 874 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,495 不是硬碟燒掉那種 875 00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:40,374 妳太早告訴他 查克的腦袋可能會燒掉 876 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:43,252 好,謝謝妳,我要掛了 877 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:14,867 –怎麼了? –妳醒了? 878 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,244 對 879 00:58:18,204 --> 00:58:19,872 –嘿 –嘿 880 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:27,254 我好累,我要上去睡覺了 881 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,172 當然 882 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,888 我想謝謝你陪我度過美好的一天 883 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,600 我玩得很開心,真的 884 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,728 妳聽起來很驚訝 885 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,484 我覺得跟我期待的不一樣 886 00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:55,783 你真是充滿驚喜,查克麥凱倫 887 00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,204 我覺得妳... 888 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:09,004 妳也充滿驚喜,柔伊華勒斯 889 00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,892 –妳還好嗎? –很好 890 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:24,770 怎麼了? 891 00:59:26,939 --> 00:59:28,274 沒事,我衹是... 892 00:59:32,361 --> 00:59:36,699 我衹是希望當你回到學校 你的記憶恢復後 893 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:38,826 你還會... 894 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:43,080 你會記得這一天 你還會想跟我在一起 895 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:46,458 當然了,為什麼不會? 896 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,169 沒事 897 00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:52,756 我衹是想讓你知道 898 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:02,516 查克,可以過來檢查怪物嗎? 899 01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:05,936 好,艾弗里,我馬上去 900 01:00:09,732 --> 01:00:12,234 我不上去的話,她不會入睡 901 01:00:13,444 --> 01:00:14,862 –晚安 –晚安 902 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,412 你記得怎麼開門嗎? 903 01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:09,708 打開Xbox,我們來玩忍者蛙 904 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:14,588 –親愛的,我來拿 –時間還早,要留下來吃晚餐嗎? 905 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,341 –好 –柔伊... 906 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:20,552 為什麼是“柔伊米勒”? 妳是柔伊華勒斯 907 01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,804 誰是柔伊華勒斯? 908 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:30,854 查克麥凱倫,你被逮到了 909 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:33,482 –妳是誰? –我是柔伊,查克的女友 910 01:01:33,482 --> 01:01:36,735 –那才是柔伊,查克的女友 –她不是 911 01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:38,779 –我不明白 –怎麼回事? 912 01:01:38,779 --> 01:01:40,322 我也想知道 913 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:52,292 –妳是我女友 –我當然是 914 01:01:55,504 --> 01:01:58,632 –我用足球打到妳 –對 915 01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:01,218 –我不明白 –對,我也不明白 916 01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:04,138 我解釋一下 917 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:08,559 我知道你不記得了,但你被車撞到時 918 01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:11,019 –什麼?哪時候發生的? –讓她說完 919 01:02:11,019 --> 01:02:15,065 你把信用卡忘在我工作的書店 920 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:19,111 我跑出去還給你 結果你沒看到車子開出來 921 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:22,072 你就翻過車子,撞到頭 922 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,741 當你醒來時,你以為我是你的女友 923 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:28,370 因為我們的名字一樣,長得也有點像 924 01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,747 –最好是 –我就知道不太對勁 925 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:34,334 在醫院的時候 大家都以為我是另一個柔伊 926 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:36,003 我想告訴你真相 927 01:02:36,003 --> 01:02:39,131 但你有腦震盪,不能給你壓力 928 01:02:39,131 --> 01:02:41,925 所以我沒說,因為我不想讓症狀惡化 929 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:45,429 我本來打算一回家就告訴你父母 930 01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:48,932 我知道聽起來會很糟糕 後來邁爾斯過來 931 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:51,643 –誰是邁爾斯? –是我,查克的表哥 932 01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:55,272 我發現邁爾斯和我有很多共通點 933 01:02:56,231 --> 01:03:00,068 後來你們邀我去滑雪 他又衹待一個週末 934 01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:03,489 所以我...乾脆當另一個柔伊 935 01:03:03,489 --> 01:03:08,660 –柔伊華勒斯,查克的女友 –我不是另一個柔伊,妳才是 936 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:13,123 –但我跟邁爾斯接吻後... –你親了我的女朋友? 937 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:16,376 我們剛剛確認她不是你女朋友了 938 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:17,419 那艾蜜莉呢? 939 01:03:17,419 --> 01:03:19,004 –我們是多伴 –那是什麼? 940 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:21,089 數學,他們在講數學 941 01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:23,884 –不是邁爾斯的錯,是我的錯 –妳喜歡邁爾斯? 942 01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:27,179 我以為有,結果沒有 一點都沒有,恕我直言 943 01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:30,891 我以為這個週末我們建立了感情 944 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:34,394 –確實有 –哪種感情?同住一房? 945 01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:36,480 –他們原本想 –艾弗里 946 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:39,733 –但那是謊言 –那不是... 947 01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:43,403 我不知道當時我怎麼想的 但現在不重要了 948 01:03:45,197 --> 01:03:48,700 天啊,妳是書店那個叫我北七的女孩 949 01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:53,872 不,那是書名,你不是北七,你很... 950 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:57,918 你很聰明,很敏感,你很棒 951 01:03:57,918 --> 01:04:01,672 我知道這個情況 和我的所作所為都是錯的 952 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:06,552 –我們都會犯錯,但這個... –很糟糕,我知道 953 01:04:09,096 --> 01:04:12,015 我真的很抱歉,所以... 954 01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:16,478 現在我要走了,你可以跟... 955 01:04:16,478 --> 01:04:18,689 你可以跟真正的柔伊在一起了 956 01:04:23,819 --> 01:04:25,737 等一下,但我更喜歡妳 957 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:29,116 天啊,寶貝 958 01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:34,871 你被車撞?你沒事吧?有受傷嗎? 959 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:39,001 –我很好 –他的腦子又不是沒壞過 960 01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,010 真丟臉,我覺得自己好蠢 961 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:50,304 我怎麼會認為這是個好主意? 962 01:04:50,304 --> 01:04:51,680 我很抱歉 963 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,726 我憑什麼創建 跟相配度和約會有關的應用程式? 964 01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:58,520 –妳這是在雪上加霜 –我當然會這樣想 965 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:02,733 –妳跟隨自己的心意,有時候... –不,我聽從妳的建議 966 01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:04,985 妳說這是我的錯? 967 01:05:04,985 --> 01:05:07,279 妳沒建議的話,我不會去 968 01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:10,407 –我是想幫妳 –鼓勵我說謊? 969 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:14,286 –妳從沒對任何人感興趣 –這有什麼不對? 970 01:05:14,286 --> 01:05:17,247 妳怕受傷,所以不讓任何人進入心房 971 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:21,543 我不明白那有什麼... 妳哪時變愛情權威了? 972 01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:24,129 –妳沒談過戀愛 –妳也沒有 973 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:26,757 至少我願意接受這個概念 974 01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:29,134 怎樣接受?沉迷於浪漫喜劇 975 01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:32,346 還是在妳愚蠢的詩中 將白馬王子浪漫化? 976 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:38,226 很好,非常好,柔伊 977 01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,188 妳知道嗎?我在跟一個人交往 978 01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:43,982 我沒告訴妳 因為妳滿腦子都是查克、邁爾斯 979 01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,610 我不想傷害妳,現在我不在乎了 980 01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:52,407 我從來沒有說過妳的應用程式很蠢 981 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:23,647 –是柔伊米勒 –她冒用柔伊華勒斯的身份 982 01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:27,067 –看看誰來了 –天哪 983 01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:30,862 –她騙了查克全家人 –真該被逮捕 984 01:06:30,862 --> 01:06:34,074 她和他們兩個都上床了,身份盜竊 985 01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:36,076 她開車從查克身上輾過去 986 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,999 在滑雪場勾搭表哥 987 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:48,380 –她懷了表哥的小孩 –我沒有懷孕 988 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:52,718 感謝妳的分享,米勒小姐 989 01:06:52,718 --> 01:06:56,012 還有人想分享他們的生育狀況嗎? 990 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,058 搞什麼? 991 01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:57,073 我沒有懷孕... 992 01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:19,137 相配約會募資頁面已被刪除 993 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:55,131 妳那樣做是因為 妳以為跟邁爾斯很相配? 994 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,383 對,很可悲 995 01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:01,763 –陶器去哪了? –我的窯爐爆炸了 996 01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:04,349 對,真的嗎? 997 01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:07,227 別擔心,我的珠寶設計大受歡迎 998 01:09:07,686 --> 01:09:09,646 我覺得要多一些這個 999 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:13,400 感情不僅僅是擁有共通點 1000 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:17,404 我知道,當然了 不然妳跟爸就不會分開了 1001 01:09:17,404 --> 01:09:21,783 –妳認為那是我們分開的原因? –你們太不一樣了 1002 01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:25,412 –那不是我們離婚的原因 –真的嗎? 1003 01:09:25,412 --> 01:09:27,956 對,我們是在高中認識的 1004 01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:31,918 當時還很年輕 我們的差異讓關係保持新鮮 1005 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:34,546 後來怎麼了?為什麼會離婚? 1006 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,299 我們的身份交織在一起 1007 01:09:37,299 --> 01:09:40,844 我們想看看獨立出來會怎麼樣 1008 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:43,722 我們衹經歷過在一起的生活 1009 01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:47,475 我向妳保證,這跟有沒有共同點無關 1010 01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:53,398 –好吧 –離婚並不容易,我們的很不容易 1011 01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:56,234 變得脆弱,放下警戒 1012 01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:59,905 那樣真正的關係才會開始 人生就是這樣 1013 01:09:59,905 --> 01:10:01,573 我希望妳能體驗一下 1014 01:10:01,573 --> 01:10:05,827 不衹是勾選框框,這人符不符合 那樣很無聊 1015 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,829 難怪我的應用程式不受歡迎 1016 01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:11,207 每個應用程式都需要一個賣點 那是妳教我的 1017 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,752 妳還記得 1018 01:10:13,752 --> 01:10:17,839 我女兒會成為下一個科技天才 至少我能做到這點 1019 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:22,469 妳帶了好多行李,妳打算待多久? 1020 01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:25,388 一陣子,如果可以的話 1021 01:10:25,388 --> 01:10:29,017 妳喜歡查克,妳要跟他說妳的感受 1022 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,479 我騙了他,騙了他全家 1023 01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:35,649 –現在他跟真正的柔伊在一起了 –真正的柔伊很無趣,好嗎? 1024 01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:39,653 妳是最棒的柔伊 去追求妳想要的,勇敢一點 1025 01:10:39,653 --> 01:10:42,238 天啊,妳給我浪漫喜劇的建議 1026 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,490 我知道,很有趣 1027 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:53,416 謝謝 1028 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:57,796 可能是下週五,但我不確定 1029 01:11:05,053 --> 01:11:07,180 –妳好 –妳好 1030 01:11:08,556 --> 01:11:09,683 我回家了 1031 01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:12,018 看到妳的行李不見我就知道了 1032 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,354 所以我沒有報失蹤人口 1033 01:11:17,232 --> 01:11:20,360 –妳在寫書嗎? –我在寫短篇小說 1034 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,695 故事中的主角覺得 1035 01:11:21,695 --> 01:11:25,782 她被自私和誤導的指責 從背後捅了一刀 1036 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:29,953 –聽起來很誠實 –大家都說要寫自己所知道的 1037 01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:32,080 確實 1038 01:11:33,999 --> 01:11:37,711 我寫了一首詩給妳 1039 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:43,842 –妳寫了一首詩給我? –對 1040 01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:47,512 –但妳討厭詩歌 –沒錯 1041 01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:51,099 聽我唸完 1042 01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:54,436 好 1043 01:11:54,853 --> 01:12:00,150 “我把太陽視為理所當然 因為它照耀著我 1044 01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:04,362 “沐浴在溫暖的陽光中 充滿禧年的歡樂 1045 01:12:05,405 --> 01:12:09,409 “我把太陽視為理所當然 因為它照亮擁擠的道路 1046 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:14,080 “一掃路上的黑暗,催我上路 1047 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:20,837 “我把太陽視為理所當然 有好多次妳看到了 1048 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:26,509 “但我卻推開,不願面對 1049 01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:30,180 “所以我祈求太陽回來 1050 01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:34,392 “因為沒有它的生活很黑暗 1051 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:38,521 “我實在很傻才會讓妳走 1052 01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,985 “親愛的艾兒,請原諒我” 1053 01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:57,248 –妳願意嗎? –妳打招呼時我就原諒妳了 1054 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:03,797 –我的詩是不是很爛? –不會 1055 01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:05,632 –真的嗎? –我很喜歡 1056 01:13:05,632 --> 01:13:08,218 妳多常聽到“禧年”這個詞? 1057 01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:11,596 但確實有押韻,我們再慢慢磨 1058 01:13:13,515 --> 01:13:15,266 告訴我那個男生的事 1059 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:18,353 –天啊,他超棒的 –真的嗎? 1060 01:13:18,353 --> 01:13:20,355 –對 –像超棒貝果? 1061 01:13:20,355 --> 01:13:22,524 像超棒貝果 1062 01:13:22,524 --> 01:13:23,608 好 1063 01:13:27,445 --> 01:13:30,115 –柔伊 –貝卡 1064 01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:33,993 對不起,如果妳要酸我 我現在沒心情 1065 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:38,498 高中時,我跟所有人說 我的畢業舞會男伴是萊恩雷諾 1066 01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:42,669 –那個演員? –算是吧 1067 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:47,132 我表哥的名字也叫萊恩雷諾 1068 01:13:47,507 --> 01:13:51,761 我讓所有人相信我的男伴 是真正的萊恩雷諾 1069 01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:57,809 當真相大白時,大家都唾棄我 1070 01:13:58,268 --> 01:13:59,477 –我能想像 –聽著 1071 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:02,605 我們想辦音樂節,那會是盛大的派對 1072 01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:05,316 –很多性感DJ都會上場 –聽起來很酷 1073 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:08,736 –所以我們需要妳的幫忙 –我們想為活動設一個網站 1074 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:10,530 妳可以用Wix自己做 1075 01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:13,867 不...那不是我們想要的那種網站 1076 01:14:13,867 --> 01:14:17,579 我們想要互動式、同步的位置標籤 1077 01:14:17,579 --> 01:14:20,498 大家的直播可以投射在會場的螢幕上 1078 01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:25,086 就像IG直播、視訊會議平臺的極致 1079 01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:26,921 挺酷的 1080 01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:30,216 妳們可以把影片 留存在數位時空膠囊裡 1081 01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:32,135 –對 –這個點子很棒 1082 01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:34,470 –妳能架網站嗎? –可以 1083 01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:40,143 –但...我不知道 –柔伊 1084 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:46,065 現在妳是不受歡迎的人 這是扭轉局勢的好機會 1085 01:14:46,191 --> 01:14:50,945 而且是相配約會的逆轉機會 目前等於是一敗塗地 1086 01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:54,991 這樣一來,大家都會忘了妳是騙子 1087 01:14:54,991 --> 01:15:00,079 像我當時一樣 而是打造音樂節酷炫網站的達人 1088 01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:08,087 –好,我加入 –太好了 1089 01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:12,884 然後我們有個人上傳 1090 01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:14,344 –很酷 –是嗎? 1091 01:15:15,053 --> 01:15:16,262 –太棒了 –好 1092 01:15:20,475 --> 01:15:23,353 好,現在試試看 1093 01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:28,358 –我看到了 –天啊,成功了 1094 01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:31,069 別高興太早,我要讓一百個上傳成功 1095 01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:32,320 –做得到嗎? –可以 1096 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,822 我需要召集人馬 1097 01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:44,165 太好了 1098 01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:08,314 成功了 1099 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:09,649 音樂節–互動式線上直播 現場DJ–音樂、美食、時尚、科技 1100 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:25,748 音樂節–就在今晚 互動式線上直播 1101 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:36,426 音樂節 就在今晚! 1102 01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:48,479 如果妳要熬夜,打開一扇窗戶 1103 01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:52,400 –房裡都是霉味 –我不去,我好累 1104 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,235 妳付出這麼多努力 1105 01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:58,614 妳不想看DJ玩音樂 被妳的科技魔法包圍嗎? 1106 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:02,285 那是網站,我可以坐在家裡看 1107 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:05,455 是因為查克嗎? 不想看到他跟柔伊華勒斯在一起? 1108 01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:08,541 跟查克無關,妳去吧 1109 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,294 –快去,跟迪亞戈玩得開心 –好吧 1110 01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:16,632 –我會狂發訊息給妳 –我喜歡妳狂發訊息給我 1111 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:17,884 最後一次機會 1112 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:21,554 DJ和旋鈕,旋鈕... 1113 01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:23,931 旋鈕... 1114 01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:27,060 看過一個演默劇的DJ 就等於看過所有DJ 1115 01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:34,442 –快去,我很好,玩得開心 –好吧 1116 01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:40,573 妳錯過了,妳會有錯失恐懼症 1117 01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:12,563 太好玩了 1118 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,922 真的很好玩 1119 01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:41,676 –你好,迪亞戈 –柔伊,妳應該要來,這裡很棒 1120 01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:45,221 我有一桶鹽味焦糖冰淇淋相伴 我很好 1121 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:47,348 去主頻道,有看到貝卡嗎? 1122 01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:50,560 她穿婚紗嗎? 1123 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,354 還有蕾絲跟頭紗,她跟誰在一起? 1124 01:18:53,354 --> 01:18:55,857 她跟長曲棍球員潔西一起去 1125 01:18:55,857 --> 01:18:57,442 她們真相配 1126 01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:59,652 我的電池快沒電了,我晚點再打給妳 1127 01:18:59,652 --> 01:19:01,028 –再見 –再見,柔伊 1128 01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:15,877 下視丘的圖像揭示了分手後的痛苦 1129 01:19:15,877 --> 01:19:20,131 與成癮者戒毒時的痛苦經歷相同 1130 01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:23,926 柔伊,妳在做什麼? 我一直打電話和傳訊息給妳 1131 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:28,723 抱歉,我的手機沒電了 它讓自己擺脫痛苦了 1132 01:19:28,723 --> 01:19:30,224 妳在這裡做什麼? 1133 01:19:32,185 --> 01:19:33,144 好 1134 01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:39,609 –那是柔伊華勒斯,她... –她在接吻的對像不是查克 1135 01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:41,652 –隨便了 –什麼意思? 1136 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:43,321 他們分手了,妳一定要去 1137 01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:46,157 –我不知道他在不在 –他在那裡 1138 01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:49,744 –我看到他了,再廿分鐘就結束了 –艾兒,拜託 1139 01:19:49,744 --> 01:19:52,205 查克和我不適合彼此 1140 01:19:52,205 --> 01:19:55,124 妳給我閉嘴,我們不適合彼此 1141 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:58,961 –妳在說什麼? –柔伊,我們沒有共通點 1142 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:01,506 –不... –妳喜歡數字,我喜歡文字 1143 01:20:01,506 --> 01:20:05,009 妳是科幻小說迷,我是浪漫喜劇迷 1144 01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:08,179 妳喜歡排行程 我不知道今天是星期幾 1145 01:20:08,179 --> 01:20:11,265 妳知道嗎?我甚至能接受多重伴侶 1146 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:14,685 但我們是最好的朋友,我們愛彼此 1147 01:20:14,685 --> 01:20:17,522 我們是異類相吸的最佳典範 1148 01:20:17,522 --> 01:20:21,692 所以拜託妳別再說 “我們必須相配”的鬼話 1149 01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:23,194 去大膽一試好嗎? 1150 01:20:23,194 --> 01:20:26,781 –艾兒,他不想要我 –妳不試怎麼會知道? 1151 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,743 –今天是星期六 –什麼? 1152 01:20:30,743 --> 01:20:34,580 –妳說妳永遠不知道是星期幾 –謝謝 1153 01:20:44,257 --> 01:20:47,969 –不知道,也許這是壞主意 –不,不是 1154 01:20:47,969 --> 01:20:52,265 就在毛毛蟲以為自己快死掉時 牠變成一隻蝴蝶 1155 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:57,770 –迪亞戈是個詩人 –是時候變成蝴蝶了,柔伊 1156 01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:00,690 那就上吧 1157 01:21:04,235 --> 01:21:05,987 快一點,開始散場了 1158 01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:21,919 妳為什麼一直按讚他的照片? 1159 01:21:21,919 --> 01:21:23,713 天啊,他是我表弟 1160 01:21:54,327 --> 01:21:57,788 對不起,我馬上還給你,大家好 1161 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:06,672 –可以切掉音樂嗎? –讓她說話,大家安靜 1162 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:07,882 –讓柔伊說話 –大家好 1163 01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:12,053 –抱歉打擾了 –快點放音樂 1164 01:22:12,053 --> 01:22:15,389 我是柔伊,網站是我架的 1165 01:22:16,891 --> 01:22:20,728 –快點下臺 –別在這時候結巴 1166 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:24,440 –查克在嗎? –我叫查克 1167 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,860 –不,不是你 –妳破壞氣氛了 1168 01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:31,572 –查克麥凱倫? –妳在做什麼,瘋女人? 1169 01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:32,490 沒有嗎? 1170 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:36,118 查克,如果你在這裡,我希望... 1171 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:37,286 她在幹嘛? 那是柔伊米勒嗎? 1172 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,913 希望我們能談談 1173 01:22:38,913 --> 01:22:39,872 真卑微 1174 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:43,209 這種問題請私下解決 1175 01:22:43,209 --> 01:22:44,126 這是真愛! 天啊,真可悲! 1176 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,044 她是嗑嗨了? 1177 01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:46,337 柔伊,我在這 1178 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:51,759 –快點放音樂 –謝天謝地 1179 01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:53,219 抱歉 1180 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:08,859 看看誰來了,另一個柔伊 1181 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,904 妳想假扮我的女友,還是...? 1182 01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:13,197 –住嘴 –嘿 1183 01:23:13,906 --> 01:23:15,408 –善意的玩笑 –走開 1184 01:23:15,408 --> 01:23:17,201 那是我應得的 1185 01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:21,539 –你好 –妳好 1186 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:22,998 –你好 –妳好 1187 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:26,877 我喜歡妳的服裝,選得好 1188 01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,632 我是匆忙出門的 1189 01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:35,302 我想在散場和你離開之前趕到這裡 1190 01:23:35,302 --> 01:23:36,262 好 1191 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,765 妳把音樂節當睡衣派對 1192 01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:45,187 妳穿著睡衣 1193 01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:51,902 你可能想知道我為什麼在這裡 1194 01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:56,407 –很好的假設,是的 –我... 1195 01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:04,957 我一直認為感情應該以數據為基準 1196 01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,710 應該用科學分析 1197 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:12,298 但現在我發現這與演算法無關 1198 01:24:15,009 --> 01:24:19,472 有時候就是一種感覺 就像那天你說的 1199 01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:22,725 喜歡一個人更重要 1200 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:32,234 我真的很喜歡你,查克 1201 01:24:36,030 --> 01:24:39,158 很抱歉我跟你說了謊才發現這件事 1202 01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:48,626 妳知道我跟柔伊華勒斯分手了嗎? 1203 01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:52,713 –我知道 –妳知道為什麼嗎? 1204 01:24:56,801 --> 01:24:59,470 因為妳才是我想在一起的柔伊 1205 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:24,453 妳知道站上臺很高調吧? 1206 01:25:25,204 --> 01:25:27,164 抱歉我沒有帶音箱 1207 01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:13,669 需要提示嗎? 1208 01:26:17,965 --> 01:26:18,883 將死 1209 01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:25,306 –將死 –我們應該再玩一次 1210 01:26:25,306 --> 01:26:27,308 妳想再玩一次? 1211 01:26:27,308 --> 01:26:31,145 我覺得妳衹是嫉妒我打敗妳了 1212 01:26:31,145 --> 01:26:34,398 –我是覺得... –是將死,看到了嗎? 1213 01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:37,401 那一步,代表將死 1214 01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:41,071 –如果玩三步棋... –我不玩了,到此為止 1215 01:26:41,447 --> 01:26:44,825 我好累,祝妳今天愉快