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[male narrator] Space.
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Some call it
the final frontier.
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Others call it
the moon's playground.
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All I know is it's a great place
for tellin' stories.
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- But I'm gettin' ahead of myself.
- [horns honks]
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This story starts
in the biggest city out there,
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aptly named Big City,
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where an out of place
country family of meager means
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is about to have the adventure
of a lifetime.
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- Oh, look there! That's Cricket Green.
- Hey!
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[male narrator] The family's
thrill seekin' and unpredictable son.
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Ah-ha! Come on, you guys.
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The faster we harvest
these veggies,
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the sooner
we can hit the road.
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- [male narrator] Ah, Bill Green.
- [Bill sighs]
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A loving father
and overwhelmed farmer.
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Cricket, are those apples
in your...
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- Oh, it is.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Papa, if you listen closely,
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do you think it's possible
to hear what a carrot is thinkin'?
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[male narrator chuckling]
Tilly Green.
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The unique
and whimsical daughter.
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Um, let's just finish
loadin' the truck, sweetie.
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Okay.
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[male narrator] And Gramma.
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- The Gramma.
- [chuckles]
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[male narrator]
Now here's the thing,
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this family has no idea
they're about to embark on a journey
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that is so remarkable,
it is truly out of this--
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Dad, that weird guy
who's always narrating our lives is back.
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Oh! [chuckles] Well, folks,
I've been spotted. Just remember that--
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Get outta here!
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[groans]
Enjoy the movie, folks.
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[groaning]
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Some people
just ain't got no class.
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Well, family, our final veggie delivery
is locked and loaded,
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which means--
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Let me say it.
Let me say it, please, Dad.
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- Cricket!
- Let me say it, Dad!
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[chuckling] All right.
You can say it.
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[inhales sharply] The Greens
are goin' on vacation!
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- Vacation?
- [gasps]
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Vacation?
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♪ Ever since our family left ♪
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♪ The farm
for the city so big ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Each day
has been adventurous ♪
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♪ For us and our pig ♪
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[snorts]
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♪ And our cows, and our goat
and our dog, and our cat ♪
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♪ We sell our crops
the whole year through ♪
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♪ Survivin' the rat race ♪
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♪ Pinch pennies, dimes
and dollars too ♪
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♪ Now I gotta get away
from this place ♪
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♪ We're goin'
on a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ Gonna have
the best time of our lives ♪
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♪ On a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ Maybe my dad
will let me drive ♪
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No chance on Earth.
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♪ So where we goin'? ♪
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♪ Sorry, guys, can't tell you
It would spoil the surprise ♪
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♪ Green family vacation ♪
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♪ I can't wait ♪
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All right, kids,
go pack your suitcases.
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♪ Vacation's
about the exciting and new ♪
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♪ And getting all the fun
that you can get ♪
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♪ So to make sure
this one's awesome too ♪
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♪ I made my dad a pamphlet ♪
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♪ It's full of great ideas
for trips ♪
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♪ Each one wild and cool ♪
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♪ So whichever one Dad picks
it's guaranteed to rule ♪
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♪ Which one will be our... ♪
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♪ Green family vacation ♪
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♪ Maybe surfin'
mile high waves ♪
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♪ On a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ Or hunting gold in caves ♪
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♪ On a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ Could be
that I'll soon be braggin' ♪
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♪ On a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ 'Bout ridin' horses
on a dragon ♪
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♪ On trips I keep a journal ♪
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♪ To note my discoveries ♪
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♪ Like the rest stop
where we found Bigfoot ♪
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♪ Or the giant wheel
of cheese ♪
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♪ Vacation
is for runnin' free ♪
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♪ And gettin' into scrapes ♪
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♪ Dang leg
you best keep up with me ♪
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♪ Better give it extra tape ♪
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♪ It'll be so fun
to surprise everyone ♪
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♪ With a trip we won't forget ♪
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♪ Bill, by all means,
I'll watch Chateau de Greens ♪
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♪ And chill here
with your pets ♪
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I think of them more
as our friendly livestock than our pets.
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You try rhymin' livestock.
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See, this is why
we got divorced.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Bye, Mom.
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Big City, so long!
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♪ We're goin'
on a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ I'm just ecstatic ♪
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♪ On a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ It feels so cinematic ♪
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♪ Green family vacation ♪
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♪ What's in store?
A shark safari? ♪
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♪ Green family vacation ♪
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- ♪ What shall we find? ♪
- ♪ Who cares? Let's party ♪
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♪ On our
Green family vacation ♪
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♪ I could scream,
family vacation! ♪
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♪ On a Green family vacation ♪
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♪ I can't wait! ♪
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Papa, where are we goin'?
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If you don't
tell me right now, I'll explode!
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Please, tell us, Papa!
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Okay, here it is.
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- [all gasp]
- We are going
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on the exact same sightseeing road trip
we went on last year!
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What?
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Sorry, I must still have that family
of caterpillars in my ear
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because it sounded
like you said we're going
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on the same road trip vacation
as last year.
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I figured we had
such a good time, why not do it again?
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- It was fun.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Who cares
about last year's vacation?
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We already did it.
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I thought we were gonna do something new.
Something exciting.
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Oh, what about
all my vacation ideas?
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You mean the doodles
on that brochure you made?
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Hey, it's a...
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♪ Pamphlet ♪
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Didn't you like
any of my ideas?
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Cricket, your vacation ideas
are reckless.
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Not to mention, dangerous.
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Name one thing
that's dangerous
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about base jumping
off Mount Rushmore.
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- [Tilly inhales sharply]
- We'd have parachutes. [chuckles]
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Look, this road trip
will be safe, and fun, and...
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Oh, remember the fun meters?
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Oh, oh, here we go.
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Oh, oh, oh,
mine's goin' off the charts!
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Dad, not the fun meter.
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My fun meter is open-minded
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and my journal
is open for business.
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The business of collectin'
precious memories, that is.
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I don't care where we're goin',
as long as it's not here.
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That's the spirit, gang.
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What's more fun
than predictability?
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Everything. Everything is more fun
than predictability. [sighs]
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Off to a bad start.
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[Gramma] Wait, before we
start our road trip,
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we gotta deliver veggies
to BigTech?
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Their CEO lady
is a real freak.
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Well, that freak
is our best payin' customer.
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So, let's make
this last delivery
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and get our vacation
on the road!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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[groans]
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Hello? Ms. Zapp?
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Where is everyone?
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Wow! Must've walked in
on somethin' important.
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- Wow.
- [male announcer] Give it up
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for BigTech CEO, Gwendolyn Zapp.
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It's me, Gwendolyn Zapp.
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And here at BigTech, we're always
striving for a better tomorrow.
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Now let me ask you this,
what is space?
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Former NASA astronaut
Scott Kelly here.
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I've spent a year in space,
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and I still can't say
what it is.
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Very confusing.
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Security,
get Scott Kelly out of here.
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Anyway, space isn't
just where we send our trash anymore.
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Sayonara, garbo.
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Space is full
of possibilities.
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Now, like the naysayers
who I fired,
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you may be saying,
"People can't survive in space, Gwendolyn.
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There's no food or shelter!"
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And you're right.
That's where BigTech comes in.
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We have successfully created
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a food production system
by farming on an asteroid.
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I'm talkin'
space crops, people.
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- Dang!
- Wow!
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These celestial veggies
will be grown
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with our very own
state-of-the-art farmbots.
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Howdy, it's harvesting time.
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- Whoa!
- Incredible!
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So we got food,
but what about shelter?
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Allow me to introduce BigTech's
crowning outer space achievement,
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our very own Space Hotel.
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[audience cheering]
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What now?
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It's a hotel, and get this,
it's in space!
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This cosmic high-end vacation resort
offers every possible amenity,
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including
a floating infinity pool,
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zero gravity conga lines, and little
shampoo bottles that know your name.
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What's up, Jared?
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[gasps]
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Oh, my gah!
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That'd be
the best vacation ever.
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Reservations start at...
[grunts]
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The insanely low price
of only $10 million a night.
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[grunts] Oh, man,
who would even have that many dollars?
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- [Remy] Hey, Cricket.
- Remy?
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Good to see you. Whoa!
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[chuckling]
Easy does it, buddy.
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What the heck
are you doin' here?
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My family is going
to the Space Hotel.
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I cannot wait to get up there
and join that conga line.
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I've never done one before,
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but I feel like
my curvaceous body was built for it.
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I am so jealous.
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Not so much
about the conga line,
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but more about the truly unique experience
of goin' to space.
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Okay, that's it,
I'm comin' with you.
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Sorry, Remy, but you're gonna
have to make room.
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Cricket! Now is not the time
to play suitcase.
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We have a vegetable delivery
to finish.
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Bye, Cricket.
Have fun on Earth.
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[man] All right,
that's a wrap, people.
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Whoo! Great presentation, everyone.
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Everything's goin' off
without a hitch.
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My ideas
have finally come to fruition.
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Uh, bad news, Ms. Zapp.
You know the farmbots on the asteroid?
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Do I ever? They're perfect!
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- They're malfunctioning.
- Say what now?
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They won't harvest any of the space crops
no matter what we do.
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Is this a fruit?
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Well, that's no good.
I need that cosmic produce.
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This initiative cannot fail!
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[male assistant grunts]
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If the farmbots can't harvest those crops,
then I need someone who can.
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But who?
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The Greens are here.
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To deliver your produce order.
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Gosh, that spotlight
is bright.
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Here's your order, Ms. Zapp.
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[male assistant groans]
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[gasps] Of course!
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Green family!
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How would you like
to go to space?
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[all gasp]
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As in outer space?
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Where the sun and the moon
live with their friends, the stars?
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Uh-huh. Sure, kid.
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You see, I've got a team
of robots on an asteroid,
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but turns out they lack
that human touch. [gibbers]
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A touch that you
as human farmers have.
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So, I wanna send you up
to my beautiful, stinky space rock
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to harvest some crops for me.
What do you say?
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[stammers] Is that
even a question?
250
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,849
Yes! Yes, we have to go.
251
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,184
This is the perfect vacation
for us.
252
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,854
Ms. Zapp, I think
you must be confused.
253
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,816
Our produce may be out of this world,
but we're not astronauts.
254
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,943
Look, if there's one thing
I'm positive of,
255
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,779
it's that it would be
much harder to teach astronauts to farm
256
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,406
than teach farmers
to astronaut.
257
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,826
[gasps] I've been
saying that for years.
258
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:19,910
Cricket.
259
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,330
Dad, this is
a once in a lifetime chance.
260
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,665
We could be
the first farmers in space.
261
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,667
The first Greens in space.
262
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,920
It'd be so much more fun
than a repeat road trip.
263
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,425
Sorry, ma'am, but sendin' country folk
like us into space
264
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:37,637
would be downright irresponsible,
not to mention dangerous.
265
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,055
- But, Dad--
- Besides
266
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,599
we have a perfectly
adequate vacation planned.
267
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,351
Now let's go, family.
268
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,685
But... [sighs]
269
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:49,106
Don't worry, brother, there'll be plenty
of space on the open road.
270
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,452
Hmm.
271
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:05,748
Y'all go on ahead.
I need to, uh, tie my shoes.
272
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,919
Hey, Ms. Zapp? Ms. Zapp.
273
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,296
Oh, yes, Crumpet Green.
Bob's son.
274
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:15,508
Uh, sure,
and business partner. [chuckles nervously]
275
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,511
Listen, Gweny, baby, my dad
was just playin' hardball back there.
276
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,390
Space travel would obviously be
an incredible opportunity for my family.
277
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,809
Bill Green just wants you
to sweeten the deal.
278
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,521
I see. So instead of offering you nothing,
you want something.
279
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,773
Picture this.
We harvest your space crops,
280
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:35,111
and in exchange,
we get a free stay at the Space Hotel.
281
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,739
Hmm. Well, we wouldn't
have to pay you for anything else, so...
282
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,449
Crimper Green,
you've got a deal!
283
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,034
[whispering indistinctly]
284
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,245
Ah, I'm told
I need to disclose
285
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,038
that while space
is a thrill-a-minute
286
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,748
filled with endless
possibilities,
287
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:50,042
it's also full
of dangers untold.
288
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,128
You sure your family's up
for this?
289
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,257
Absolutely. Beam us up.
290
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,844
Excellent. And to be clear,
we won't actually beam you anywhere.
291
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,513
We've tried that
and, whoa, what a mess.
292
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,937
Okay, everyone, strap in
'cause we're officially on vacation
293
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,732
in three, two, one--
294
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,024
- Dad!
- [screaming]
295
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,359
I've got something to tell ya!
296
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,863
Cricket! Throwing yourself
against stuff is not safe, son.
297
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,490
That's why I made you that
[grunts] bubble wrap helmet.
298
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,950
Sorry, Dad.
Popped that weeks ago.
299
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,786
But I come to you now
with a compromise of a lifetime!
300
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,122
Ms. Zapp said that
even though you were a dum-dum,
301
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,583
her words not mine,
for rejecting her offer,
302
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:36,172
she'll let us try her brand new
top-of-the-line BigTech space simulator!
303
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,300
- Space simulator?
- Ooh. Tell Tilly more.
304
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,094
Yeah, it's a ride that makes you feel
like you're goin' to space
305
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,721
without actually
goin' anywhere.
306
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,139
It's all fake.
307
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,599
Buckle up, Cricket.
308
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,976
We gotta hit the road
if we're gonna beat the traffic.
309
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,896
Wait, Dad, you're not listening.
I promise this will be fun.
310
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,523
Hmm. "Fun."
311
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:59,278
Uh, yeah. And, uh, my fun meter's
dropping dangerously low.
312
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,990
[chuckles] All right.
Anything for the fun meter.
313
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,911
But let's make this quick.
Where exactly is this little simulator?
314
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,709
- [all] Wow!
- Oh, my!
315
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,714
That's the simulator?
316
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,884
They spared no expense, Dad.
Just keep drivin'.
317
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,470
Almost there. And perfect.
318
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,014
Wow, they really went
all out with this.
319
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,098
[grunts]
320
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,061
[all yell]
321
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,896
[Cricket laughing]
322
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,606
[Bill] Hey!
Watch what you're grabbin'.
323
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,399
[gasps] Space suit.
Space suit. Space suit.
324
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,567
- Yeah.
- Oh.
325
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,570
[all exclaiming]
326
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,239
[Cricket] Hang on now.
327
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,949
[all yelling]
328
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,993
[male space shuttle operator]
Checks complete. Clear for launch
329
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:52,248
This is not a simulation.
Repeat, not a simulation.
330
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,542
Did they just say
"not a simulation?"
331
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,795
Oh, they have to say that 'cause
that's what they'd say if this was real.
332
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,921
Okay.
333
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:06,095
[male space shuttle operator]
Begin launch sequence in ten, nine,
334
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,513
eight, seven...
335
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,765
Cricket was right.
This is fun.
336
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,600
Wake me up when it's over.
337
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,186
- Hmm.
- [squealing]
338
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,230
[male space shuttle operator]
...one, Ignition.
339
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,944
[all screaming]
340
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,696
[male space shuttle operator]
We have lift-off.
341
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,118
This simulation feels...
[sighs]
342
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,954
so... [sighs]
real! [screams]
343
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,290
[all screaming]
344
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,374
Yeah!
345
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,376
Now that's a cheek ripplin'!
346
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,885
[automated female voice]
Outer space achieved.
347
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,887
[all exclaiming]
348
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,182
[chuckles] We're floating!
349
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,728
I mean, this simulation
is pretty cool, huh, family?
350
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,521
Wow. What a discovery.
351
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:01,483
A simulated moon.
Identical in every way to the real moon.
352
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:04,278
Whoops. Hey, Mr. Pen,
get back here, you.
353
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,905
[scoffs] You call that a moon?
354
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,531
I got a better moon than that,
355
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,617
and this one's
big and yella!
356
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,244
Oh, stop your spinnin', Alice!
357
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,414
Hang on, Ma. I'm comin'.
Why am I on the ceiling?
358
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,542
You did it, Cricket Green.
359
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,836
[automated female voice]
Artificial gravity activated.
360
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,379
- [all] Huh? [yelling]
- [all grunt]
361
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,797
[all groan]
362
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,927
[groans] This simulation may be fake,
but my nausea is real.
363
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,137
I'd better step outside
to get some air.
364
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,431
- Uh, I wouldn't--
- [Bill screams]
365
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,724
- Dad!
- Papa!
366
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,559
[gasps] My journal!
367
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,312
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
368
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,814
What is happening?
369
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,400
- Okay, that seemed pretty real.
- Dad!
370
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,693
[alarm blaring]
371
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,654
[all] Whoa!
372
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,492
[screaming]
373
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,660
[Bill breathing heavily]
374
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,373
[Bill whimpers and grunts]
375
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,916
[all] Wow.
376
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,334
[Bill groaning]
377
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,503
[woman]
Exiting the ship without authorization
378
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,879
is against
Zapp-stronaut rules.
379
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:04,964
Whoa.
380
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,716
[woman] But I'll let it slide
since we haven't covered them yet.
381
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,842
Who are you?
382
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,096
I am Commander Colleen Voyd
383
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:16,100
here to guide you
on your incredibly noble BigTech mission.
384
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,519
Wait, "mission?" Cricket?
385
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,647
Oh, well, [chuckles nervously]
she means the simulated mission to...
386
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,148
Okay, we're in space.
387
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,234
We're in space?
388
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,319
Space! Space!
389
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:33,075
[echoing] Space! Space! Space!
Space! Space!
390
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,868
Correct, space.
391
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,704
But not just
any region of space,
392
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,539
we're onboard
the SS Gwendolyn.
393
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:42,167
A one of a kind spacecraft
designed personally by Ms. Zapp herself
394
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,004
to feature the latest
in BigTechnology.
395
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,172
[line ringing]
396
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,966
Hi, Green family!
397
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,134
I hope you... Oh.
398
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,302
I forgot to put anything
in this sandwich.
399
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,387
It's just bread.
400
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,557
[chuckles] I just wanted
to call and thank you for volunteering
401
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,935
to take on this crucial
crop saving mission for us. Very generous.
402
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,895
[whistles and grunts]
All right.
403
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,815
Ms. Zapp, there's been
a misunderstanding.
404
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:09,361
You see, my son duped you
and duped my family. He's a duper, ma'am.
405
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,196
I prefer the term scamp.
406
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,116
We're farmers.
We don't belong in space.
407
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,951
I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna have to ask
408
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,203
that you turn
this space ship around immediately.
409
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,455
I'd be happy to.
410
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,958
All you need to do to go home is pay back
the cost of the rocket fuel which is
411
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,294
[shouting] $2 billion!
412
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:30,049
Uh, hang on.
Just let me check the bank account.
413
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,259
Hmm. I'm sad to say
we're short.
414
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:36,305
Looks like we'll have to [gulps]
do your space mission.
415
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,681
Yes!
416
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,477
[♪ heavy metal music playing]
417
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,273
- [engine starts]
- [engine revs]
418
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,276
- [tires screech]
- [music stops]
419
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,491
Just FYI,
Terry wanted his latte iced.
420
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,077
Then why would you stand there
421
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,328
- and watch me--
- [bell dinging]
422
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,540
- Hey, pal, would you hold this for me?
- Yes, ma'am.
423
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,709
Nancy Green? I never
get to hang with Nancy.
424
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,586
She's like the cool mom
I never had.
425
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,379
I want her
to like me so badly.
426
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,340
- Get out. You're done. Goodbye.
- [scoffs] Okay.
427
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,966
Hey, Gloria,
I'll take a black coffee,
428
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,968
and make it extra black
like a nightmare.
429
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:18,305
You got it, Nancy.
One nightmare-chino comin' right up.
430
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,683
Why would you say that?
That was stupid, stupid. [screams]
431
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,937
[chuckles] So, I heard
you're stuck house sitting. [grunts]
432
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,065
Yeah, it's Bill's turn
to take the kids on vacation.
433
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,025
Knowin' him,
they're probably off
434
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,402
doin' somethin'
safe and responsible.
435
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:36,281
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This is so unsafe and irresponsible!
436
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,159
- Bill?
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
437
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,954
This just in,
local yokels in space.
438
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,622
To hear more
about this scary mission,
439
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,999
let's hear from BigTech CEO
Gwendolyn Zapp.
440
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:49,378
That's right, lady,
my hugely successful company BigTech
441
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,338
has just sent
the first human farmers
442
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,048
to harvest crops
on an asteroid.
443
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:57,386
It'll be a great test to see how our tech
holds up with the average citizen.
444
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,638
Let's see what happens
when I hit all the buttons.
445
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,015
- [grunts and chuckles]
- [alarm blaring]
446
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,059
What are you doing?
447
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,435
What?
448
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,689
This doesn't make any sense.
Bill took the kids to space?
449
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,399
He's Mr. Play-It-Safe.
450
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:14,236
Yeah. He once slapped a banana
out of my hand because it was "too sharp."
451
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,948
I've got a bad feeling.
I'm goin' to BigTech to get some answers.
452
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,241
Wait, let me come with you.
453
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,410
I know you and I haven't had
much one-on-one time,
454
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,454
but I've spent so much time
with your family. I can help.
455
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,789
We'd make a great team.
456
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,667
[gasps] Ooh.
We'd be the dream team.
457
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,627
[yelping]
458
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,630
[chuckles nervously
and grunts]
459
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,592
Thanks, Gloria, but, um,
looks like you've got your hands full.
460
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,676
I should do this alone.
461
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,095
Um, okay. See you, bestie.
462
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,307
I mean, uh, Nancy.
I mean, uh... [chuckles nervously]
463
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,391
Cringe.
464
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,105
The Greens on a space mission?
This is insane!
465
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,482
Cricket, I can't believe
you did something so reckless.
466
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,276
Our vacation is ruined.
467
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,361
Looks like I have
a new discovery.
468
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,071
Brotherly betrayal.
469
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,616
[sighs] But I no longer
have a journal to document it.
470
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,243
Yeah, I'm as steamed
as a crab pot.
471
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,329
This made
my fake leg all flappy.
472
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:06,914
What the...
473
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,874
Your shoddy prosthetic leg
has disintegrated
474
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,667
under the immense
G-force of the launch.
475
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,044
Yeah, that ain't good.
476
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,087
You owe me a new leg, boy!
477
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,672
Listen, we could stand around
478
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,257
and argue
about who duped who--
479
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,009
You! It was you!
480
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,762
But just look for one second
where we are right now.
481
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,848
Not only are we in possibly
the coolest place imaginable,
482
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:29,269
but I got Ms. Zapp to throw in a free stay
at her amazing Space Hotel.
483
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,606
This will be the best vacation
the Green family has ever had.
484
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,275
We are not going
to that kooky hotel.
485
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,111
As soon as this mission is over,
we are headed straight home.
486
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,364
Dad, you're just sayin' that
'cause you're worried.
487
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,283
But if a country family
like us can take on Big City,
488
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,619
we can definitely
handle space.
489
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,538
Negative, recruit.
Space is extremely dangerous.
490
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:53,460
None of you will survive this mission
unless you learn and follow the rules.
491
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,671
Rules? Well, surely
the most important rule
492
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,381
is to have fun,
right, Colleen?
493
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,300
First, you will address me
as "Commander Voyd."
494
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,136
And second,
you could not be more wrong.
495
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,472
♪ Space ain't no vacation
It's a dangerous location ♪
496
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,724
♪ Your only weapon against it
are these regulations ♪
497
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,977
♪ Unless it's your goal
to stroll into a black hole ♪
498
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,937
♪ Listen to the system
Zapp code, here we go ♪
499
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,482
♪ Don't run, no finger guns
no staring at the sun ♪
500
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:19,653
♪ Stand up straight, hydrate
and always clench your buns ♪
501
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,989
♪ Disinfect to perfection
and always pay attention ♪
502
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,157
♪ Mini golf is off limits
no exceptions ♪
503
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,492
Why do you even have it then?
504
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,412
♪ These are
the Zapp-stronaut rules ♪
505
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,124
♪ Learn them all
Don't be a fool ♪
506
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,625
♪ There's a ton more, y'all ♪
507
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,295
♪ On this rocket there's a ton
of hot inventions that astonish ♪
508
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,838
♪ They're not toys
for little boys ♪
509
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,256
♪ They're locked up
in a closet ♪
510
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,133
♪ A no-brainer
don't touch the cryochamber ♪
511
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,634
♪ It'll freeze you
with its vapor ♪
512
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,886
♪ Like a human popsicle
You might need the hospital ♪
513
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,597
♪ Unless you want your teeth
to chatter so much it's comical ♪
514
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,516
♪ In the cockpit
there's no flying the ship ♪
515
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,768
♪ Controls are
for those who know and you know zip ♪
516
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,937
♪ Not asking for the moon
Just don't be a buffoon ♪
517
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,939
♪ Try to steer
and you'll veer us into Neptune ♪
518
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:59,526
♪ These Zapp-stronaut rules
They'll keep you alive ♪
519
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,445
♪ Don't sit there and drool ♪
520
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,363
♪ There's 8,095 ♪
521
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:07,617
♪ Genius Gwendolyn Z
wrote this guide for you and me ♪
522
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,244
♪ For a better tomorrow ♪
523
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,122
♪ Then we all must follow
these rules to a tee ♪
524
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,166
♪ This initiative
cannot fail ♪
525
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,376
♪ BigTech shall prevail ♪
526
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,420
♪ You hear the rules,
now follow them through ♪
527
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,380
♪ Or you won't live
to tell the tale ♪
528
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,925
All right now, any questions?
529
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,344
[all groan]
530
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,470
[Colleen] Yes, Mr. Green?
531
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,638
I'm feeling a bit nauseous
from all that.
532
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,057
May I use the restroom?
533
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,183
No!
534
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,477
I'll escort you
to the proper facilities.
535
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,938
You three wait here in the lab
and don't break any rules.
536
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,524
[grumbles] "Break any rules."
I'll break you.
537
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,611
Okay, now who's ready
to have a fun vacation?
538
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,322
This is what it would
look like if I had a journal.
539
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,448
[grunts]
540
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:50,619
[groans] I gotta do somethin'
about the vibes in here. Ooh.
541
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,624
Yep. That'll do it.
542
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,959
[inhales sharply then blows]
543
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,003
Wow, ain't science somethin'.
544
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,006
- [object clatters]
- Huh?
545
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,842
[clattering]
546
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,511
What's this?
547
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,187
- [gasps]
- [rasps]
548
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:20,273
[squeals and gibbers]
549
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,028
Oh, my gosh, you're beautiful.
550
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,364
But what are you?
551
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:31,368
Let's see. According to your tag,
you're "Failed Experiment 83.
552
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,122
Originally designed to clean glass,
but instead gained sentience,
553
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,708
and now destroys all glass
it touches." Really?
554
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:44,881
Fascinating.
555
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:48,093
Failed Experiment 83
doesn't really have a good ring to it.
556
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,220
Instead, I'm gonna
call you Cookie.
557
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,472
'Cause being around you
is a treat.
558
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,266
[retches then grunts]
559
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,519
Oh, Cookie, you'd make
a journal entry for the ages.
560
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,188
But sadly, [sighs]
I'm without my journal.
561
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:03,400
And this giant wrench
is a less than ideal crutch.
562
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,569
[screams] What is that?
563
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,321
[gibbering]
564
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,407
- Ugh.
- Hey, Tilly. Hey, Gramma. [screams]
565
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,325
- What is that?
- That's what I said.
566
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,369
Rude. Both of ya.
567
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:18,874
[grunts] Okay, look, I'm sorry
this space vacation's off to a rough start
568
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,793
with Tilly losin' her journal,
and Gramma's leg turnin' to dust.
569
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,128
[both] Mmm-hmm.
570
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:27,299
But let's see if I can't change your minds
about space with these.
571
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,383
[both gasp]
572
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,969
- A robotic leg?
- A triangle?
573
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,220
- I'll trade ya.
- What?
574
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,763
- Tilly, no. Just wait a second.
- Ooh.
575
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:36,099
Now what's this button do?
[screams]
576
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,559
Gramma! You okay?
577
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,769
Hot dog!
Now we're talkin'.
578
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,147
What else
we got on here? [yelps]
579
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,858
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
580
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,611
Whoo-hoo!
581
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:50,155
- Wha--
- Wha--
582
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:53,158
Cookie, look, it's some type
of space recorder.
583
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,952
Sure beats
Earth journals, huh? Give it a try.
584
00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,874
Space log, entry one.
My name is Tilly Green.
585
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,335
Vacationeer
and new journal owner.
586
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,922
Whether I'm ridin' comets
or explorin' distant worlds,
587
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,799
I now have a way
to document everything.
588
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,926
Thank you, brother.
589
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,428
I'm excited to continue
this space vacation adventure
590
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,180
and see what lies ahead.
591
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,807
Okay, changed my mind.
Space rules. I love space.
592
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:18,892
Same.
593
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,937
[both] Space! Space! Space!
Space! Space! Space!
594
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,523
Two down, one to go.
595
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,235
Oh, Dad, you ready
to have some fun?
596
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,237
I found all kinds
of neat space junk
597
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,155
including whatever
this thing is. Whoa!
598
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,115
[Colleen] What do you think
you're doing?
599
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,786
As I stated earlier,
this trip to Gwendolyn's farming asteroid
600
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,748
is a serious mission,
not some la-di-da vacation.
601
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,667
No fun will be tolerated.
602
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,169
Uh, you must be joking, right?
603
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,589
That would be considered fun.
So no, I don't joke.
604
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,591
Wow. You're really strict.
605
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,385
Thank you. [grunts]
606
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,970
Ah, jeez.
Right into the dang Sun.
607
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,054
Come on!
608
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,889
And to ensure
you stay in line,
609
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:01,434
I'll be watching you
every second.
610
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,357
I know I just said
I'll be watching you every second
611
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,567
and then immediately left,
612
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,652
but don't let that
undermine my message.
613
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,946
[groans in frustration]
Well, Crickie,
614
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,990
seems Colleen is gonna
get in the way
615
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,326
of our space vacation
happiness. Unless...
616
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,452
[mumbling] We kill her.
617
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,038
What? Gramma, no!
We can't kill her.
618
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:25,166
No, no, no.
I said "weed killer."
619
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,377
I just noticed this leg
has a gardenin' mode.
620
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,171
[screams] Obey me!
621
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:35,010
I will help you deal with the Commander,
though. That woman's harshin' my vibe.
622
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,219
I agree, Gramma.
623
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,930
And I think I know
just what to do.
624
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,059
- [squeaking]
- Yep, up to code.
625
00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,394
- Colleen!
- [Colleen yelps]
626
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,896
- What is it?
- Oh, it's terrible.
627
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:49,899
It's so bad,
it's not good...
628
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,737
Gramma's in the cryochamber
and she's breakin' Rule Three-twenty...
629
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,532
three?
630
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,367
She'll kill us all!
631
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,286
- You're comin' with me.
- Ow!
632
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,623
Yeah, she's right over there,
Colleen. Go get her.
633
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:08,960
What the...
634
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,587
[yelps] Hey!
635
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,256
Hi.
636
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,925
Let me out!
This is against the rules!
637
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,469
And so is havin' fun.
638
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,180
Sorry, Colleen,
I gotta do this for my family.
639
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,600
No. No!
640
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,897
It worked.
And she's alive and well, so that's good.
641
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,275
Commander Iceberg isn't gonna
bother us anymore.
642
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,319
[Tilly gasps]
643
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,656
Entry 32,
a startlin' discovery.
644
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,740
Mutiny is afoot.
645
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,242
Chaos is at hand,
and disaster is in my stomach.
646
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:44,412
Cricket and Gramma
have betrayed our commander.
647
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:45,664
You can't prove nothin'!
648
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,831
Scatter!
649
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:47,999
[screams]
650
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,209
[grunts]
651
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,293
[groans]
652
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:54,172
Tilly, I know this looks bad,
but it's for Dad.
653
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,174
Colleen was gettin' in the way
of him enjoyin'
654
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,551
this once-in-a-lifetime
space vacation.
655
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,595
Don't you want Dad
to enjoy himself?
656
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,098
Of course I do.
How dare you assume otherwise?
657
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,768
Then you understand
our pro-freeze-the-commander position.
658
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:07,936
[grunts]
659
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,729
I don't know.
660
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:12,774
Cricket, don't you think
it's a bit of a crazy idea
661
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,944
freezin' the only person here
who knows how to fly the ship?
662
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:19,656
It's fine.
663
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,741
The computers
run everything anyway.
664
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,536
And if we get into any real trouble,
we'll let her out right away.
665
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,996
- Well...
- For Dad?
666
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:31,584
Okay, for Papa.
You have my Tilly blessing.
667
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,169
And you have Cookie's as well.
668
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,505
- Tilly! Too close to me.
- No! No!
669
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,053
Hello, BigTech?
670
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,430
You took my family to space,
671
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,849
- and I have a thousand questions.
- [whirring]
672
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,726
[grunts]
673
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,564
Your family?
You must mean the Greens.
674
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,150
I know you're related
'cause I can read your DNA.
675
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,985
[yells]
676
00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,612
Hey! Maybe a little warning
next time.
677
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:00,989
- [Gwendolyn] Warning!
- [screams]
678
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,824
You might wanna
watch your cholesterol.
679
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,117
What's goin' on?
680
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,952
My family is supposed to be
on a road trip,
681
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,996
not some wackadoo star cruise.
682
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,289
Are they okay?
683
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,415
[mockingly] Are they okay?
684
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,334
- [exclaims]
- [grunts]
685
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,587
This is BigTech.
Of course, they're alive.
686
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,714
Uh, that wasn't my question.
687
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:23,887
Now, your family volunteered to harvest
vegetables on an asteroid for me.
688
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,598
Welcome to Mission Control.
689
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,100
From here,
we monitor their vitals,
690
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,770
fun levels,
horoscopes, et cetera.
691
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,731
And over here,
we're uploading a patch
692
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:37,776
to get those pesky farmbots
updated.
693
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,360
This mission's being conducted
694
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,906
with the most expensive, and therefore,
best equipment in the world.
695
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,991
So rest assured,
your family's safe.
696
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,910
- [computerized voice] Danger!
- [alarm blaring]
697
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,328
Then what is this?
698
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,954
All totally routine.
699
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,956
[computerized voice]
This is not routine.
700
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,292
I promise you have nothin'
to worry about, Nancy pants.
701
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,127
[computerized voice]
You should be worried.
702
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:59,380
Ms. Zapp, you know the patch we uploaded
to fix the malfunctioning farmbots?
703
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,382
Do I ever? It's perfect!
704
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,634
It's full of bugs.
705
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,303
- [grunts]
- We fully lost control of the bots.
706
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,513
Well, that's unfortunate.
707
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:10,099
Unfortunate? You need
to warn my family right now!
708
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,519
And that concludes
your tour of BigTech.
709
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,355
You're gonna bring
my family home, Ms. Zapp. Whoa!
710
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:19,609
Bye! Buh-bye!
Buh-buh-di-buh-buh buh-buh-bye!
711
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,027
[breathing heavily]
712
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,660
[Cricket panting]
713
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:32,330
Dad, bad news.
Colleen has a case of moon poisoning
714
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,249
from, uh, starin'
at the moon too long.
715
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,959
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
716
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,585
Right? Anyway,
717
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:40,046
while she's resting her poor,
annoying body,
718
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:42,966
she said we should invoke
Rule 33, F-U-N,
719
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,385
and have a little fun
before the mission.
720
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,262
Yeah, you go on
without me.
721
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,848
I'm kinda in the middle
of somethin' here.
722
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,683
[sighs]
723
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,022
Talk to me, big guy.
724
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:01,276
[sighs] I'm just bummed
that we're not goin' on the road trip.
725
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,903
I know it would've been
the same as last year,
726
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:06,406
but I just had so much fun,
you know? [chuckles]
727
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:09,784
Drivin' all day
while you kids goofed off in the back.
728
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:11,703
Those were good times.
729
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:16,374
Yeah. But, Dad,
we're literally in outer space.
730
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,918
We don't have to redo
old memories,
731
00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,379
we can create
exciting, new ones.
732
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,589
I guess.
733
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,883
Come on!
I got somethin' to show ya.
734
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,467
- [grunts]
- Oh! Cricket, what?
735
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:30,013
You just need to be shown
how fun space can be.
736
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,522
♪ Space isn't
what you had in mind ♪
737
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:42,650
♪ And I understand
your frustration ♪
738
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,778
♪ But kick up your feet
and try to unwind ♪
739
00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:47,655
♪ On your new,
exciting spacecation ♪
740
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:48,740
[yelling]
741
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,035
♪ Space is great
Space is fun ♪
742
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,870
♪ What's more fun than fun? ♪
743
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,996
♪ Nothing! ♪
744
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,790
♪ Space is the best
The best bar none ♪
745
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,960
♪ I'll convince you
before this song is done ♪
746
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,088
♪ We can deep sea fish
out in the stars ♪
747
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,299
♪ And hope for a big bite ♪
748
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,636
♪ Who knows
what we'll catch out here ♪
749
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,387
♪ Oh look, a satellite ♪
750
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,639
[screaming]
751
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,725
♪ Let's explore
an old abandoned ship ♪
752
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,436
♪ And see what we discover ♪
753
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,564
♪ Wait,
is that a chimpanzee? ♪
754
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:25,401
♪ This excites me
as an animal lover ♪
755
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:27,070
[screams then gasps]
756
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,155
It's okay, Dad. It's okay.
Just breathe.
757
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,990
See, you're fine.
758
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,910
♪ Space is great
Space is fun ♪
759
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,037
♪ What's more fun than fun? ♪
760
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,121
♪ Nothing! ♪
761
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,166
♪ So clap along, everyone ♪
762
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:43,002
♪ Open up your ears
And listen to your son ♪
763
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,588
♪ Finally, we'll bungee jump ♪
764
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:48,007
♪ Right at the earth below ♪
765
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,719
♪ An adrenaline rush
with a view ♪
766
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,888
♪ That's
a pretty sweet combo ♪
767
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:58,059
♪ So come on, Dad
You must admit ♪
768
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:01,145
♪ Other than
that chimpanzee bit ♪
769
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,898
♪ At this point you must see ♪
770
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:07,151
♪ Just how awesome
space can be ♪
771
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,862
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Space is great, space is fun ♪
772
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,739
♪ What's more fun than fun? ♪
773
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,282
- [can clanks]
- Huh?
774
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,746
Uh, ignore that stuff
775
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,039
♪ 'Cause space is fun ♪
776
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:23,001
- Ow! Whoa! What the heck is goin' on?
- Ah!
777
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,085
[both grunt]
778
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,670
- Huh?
- [gasps] What the...
779
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,754
Oh, no.
780
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,590
Sweet, sweet potatoes!
781
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,759
We're headed
for an asteroid field!
782
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,636
That's no asteroid field.
783
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:34,846
That's a...
784
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,848
trashteroid field!
785
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,599
Everybody, back on the ship.
786
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:42,770
[all grunting]
787
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,605
[all panting]
788
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:45,690
Oh, my gosh.
789
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,109
Ms. Zapp wasn't kiddin'
about sendin' our trash to space.
790
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,485
And where's the Commander?
791
00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,778
[all] Whoa!
792
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,991
Cricket, don't you think
it's time we unfreeze you-know-who?
793
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:58,786
Tilly, I was this close to getting Dad
on board with this space vacation.
794
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,788
If Colleen gets out,
she'll ruin everything.
795
00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,374
Then who is gonna
drive us outta here?
796
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,876
[gasps] That's it.
797
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,336
Dad, you should drive us
outta here.
798
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:11,340
What? Cricket, what makes you think
I'm qualified to fly a spaceship?
799
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,800
- [rumbling]
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
800
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,803
It'll be just like driving the Kludge
on last year's road trip.
801
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:19,223
You're used to navigating heavy traffic,
dodging roadkill,
802
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,601
and you've driven through
all sorts of crazy weather.
803
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,561
How different
can this really be?
804
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,813
A road trip, huh?
805
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,523
Take the wheel, big guy.
806
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:34,405
Okay, family, buckle up.
807
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,325
Wait, uh, there aren't
any seat belts. Whoa!
808
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,951
[all screaming]
809
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:41,621
Whoa! Okay. I got this.
810
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,873
Just like rush hour
on the inter-state.
811
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,541
- [both] Whoa!
- [Cricket shuddering]
812
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:49,170
Kids, please don't play with the lights
while Daddy's driving.
813
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,589
Road trip, road trip,
just a road trip.
814
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:55,301
[grunts] Dad,
Tilly keeps kicking me with her legs.
815
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,678
Am not! It was an accident.
816
00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:00,306
Hey, no roughhousing.
Don't make me come back there.
817
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,183
- [horn blaring]
- Whoa!
818
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,686
Hey, watch it buddy!
Use your signal Ever heard of it?
819
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,105
[Tilly screaming]
Papa, look out!
820
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,272
Oh...
821
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,613
[Cricket, Tilly,
and Gramma screaming]
822
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,448
Not on my road trip.
823
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,035
Oh, my gosh!
824
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,329
[Bill] Whoa!
825
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,624
Uh, Daddy's got this.
Daddy's got this.
826
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,292
[alarm blaring]
827
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,211
[Cricket, Tilly,
and Gramma screaming]
828
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,630
Oh, gosh.
829
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,510
A little scrape is all,
it'll buff out.
830
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,432
[Cricket, Tilly,
and Gramma screaming]
831
00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:45,143
[grunting]
832
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,650
Dad, you did it!
833
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,444
- Wow! Great job, Papa.
- I'm finally proud to call you my son.
834
00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:57,196
- Okay, and we're falling.
- [Gramma] Whoa!
835
00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:01,450
[laughs] That was amazing!
Did y'all see that?
836
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,952
- Yeah.
- We saw.
837
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,704
Come here, family.
838
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,873
[female automated voice]
Object approaching.
839
00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:09,625
Oh, my gosh!
840
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,962
It's the Space Hotel!
841
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:16,382
[Tilly] Is that
a zero gravity pool?
842
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,634
- [slurps]
- [Bill] Look at the space food.
843
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,220
Ooh! There it goes, Martha.
844
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,223
The future
of shuffleboard today.
845
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,892
It's got it all.
846
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:27,393
[line ringing]
847
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:29,812
- Hi, Greens.
- [gasps] Remy?
848
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:32,064
♪ I'm here! ♪
849
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,399
Look outside!
850
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,525
Remy!
851
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,778
We were just getting a ride
in the hotel's courtesy shuttle.
852
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:40,698
Look at us in space.
Who would have thought?
853
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,658
- Who'da thought?
- Who'da thought?
854
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:44,160
[Cricket chuckles]
Who'da thought?
855
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,244
[Remy] Who'da thought?
856
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,663
- [Cricket] Who'da thought?
- [Remy] Who'da thought?
857
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:48,748
[laser charging]
858
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,083
[sighs] Remy, look out!
859
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,046
- They're firing!
- Get outta there.
860
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,255
Don't go into the light!
861
00:36:56,756 --> 00:37:00,051
No, no, it's okay.
This is just the tractor beam.
862
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,136
It's BigTech's
crowning achievement,
863
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:05,598
and the most powerful force
the world has ever seen.
864
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,266
It's for helping us park.
865
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:08,601
[all] Ooh.
866
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,896
Tractor beam, huh?
Doesn't look like a tractor to me.
867
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:17,318
Entry 41, the hotel's giant glowy
grabby thing has grabbed my attention.
868
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:21,906
Gotta go. I hope to see you
all on the dance floor.
869
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,703
Dad, as soon
as we finish the mission,
870
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:29,914
we gotta go
to the Space Hotel.
871
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,250
It'll be the best
vacation ever.
872
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,334
Come on, Bill.
873
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,378
What do you say we keep
the good times rollin'?
874
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,545
Please, Papa?
875
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:42,510
Oh, I don't know.
Let me consult my fun meter!
876
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,803
[all] Oh!
877
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:47,723
And my fun meter is readin'
"off the charts!"
878
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,141
[all exclaiming]
879
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:52,144
♪ Well, we still got
those crops to harvest ♪
880
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:55,273
♪ But after that
the hotel sounds marvelous ♪
881
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,442
♪ 'Cause now I finally see ♪
882
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,237
♪ Just how awesome
space can be ♪
883
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,114
[all] Yay!
884
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,325
You won't regret this, Dad.
I promise.
885
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:10,663
Now, let's get
to that asteroid
886
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,248
and harvest those space crops
887
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,083
so we can enjoy
our space vacation
888
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,793
at that Space Hotel.
889
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,753
There's a sentence
I never thought I'd say.
890
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,798
- [all laughing]
- Oh, Papa.
891
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,677
[Greens chanting]
Space! Space! Space!
892
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:32,893
Nancy? Nancy? Nancy!
893
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,061
Gloria. [shushes]
894
00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:35,604
Right, right.
Yeah, cool. [chuckles]
895
00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:36,772
The coffees you asked for.
896
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442
I'm excited you called
'cause you said you were doing it alone,
897
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,485
but you probably
liked the dream team idea--
898
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,696
Gloria, my entire family
is in space.
899
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,406
I had no one else to call.
900
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,034
I mean, like,
you still called me though.
901
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,661
So... Eh? Eh? Yeah? [chuckles]
902
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:53,998
Focus. Look,
those BigTech jokers know I'm onto them,
903
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,667
and now I can't show my face
around here.
904
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,045
- Oof.
- I need your help breakin' in.
905
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:02,006
You got it. But how?
906
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,259
Coffee delivery
for Gwendolyn--
907
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:08,179
[screaming]
I feel it in my brain.
908
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,764
- Be cool.
- Huh?
909
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,433
[female automated voice]
Access granted. Welcome to BigTech.
910
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,934
Dream team.
911
00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:16,937
Aren't you so glad
that you called [squeals] me--
912
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,566
[female automated voice]
Nancy Green detected.
913
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,071
What do we do?
914
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,197
Brace yourself.
915
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,908
Wait, why? Why are you backing up?
Why are you-- [yells]
916
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:30,618
Ha!
917
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:36,457
Now, that's what I call
a strong brew. [chuckles]
918
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,501
[exclaims] That was so good.
919
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:42,296
Did that just come to you? Why can't I
ever think of cool things to say?
920
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:45,466
Beep, bop, boop, boop,
boop, boop, beep, bop, beep
921
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,218
- Uh, Ms. Zapp?
- Mmm-hmm?
922
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,554
We've uncovered the source
of the farmbots' malfunctioning code.
923
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:53,265
Instead of programming
the bots to farm,
924
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,850
well, there was a typo.
925
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,189
[gasps]
926
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:01,690
Well, that's no good.
927
00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:04,944
Listen up, lady. I know somethin'
went wrong with your bots.
928
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,738
So warn my family right now
or we're gonna have a problem.
929
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,573
Excuse me,
do you have clearance-- [yells]
930
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,743
We're the dream team, son,
and don't you forget it.
931
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,746
Nancy Green, don't worry.
932
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,998
Your family's safe.
See for yourself.
933
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:20,292
They're landing
on my farming asteroid right now.
934
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,502
Whoa!
935
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:29,009
- [all] Wow.
- Would you look at that.
936
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:31,178
[Cricket] This is amazing!
937
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:36,267
Cricket Green takes his first step
on an asteroid in space.
938
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,103
[grunts] Whoa, whoa!
Yep, there I go. Little help?
939
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,564
Cricket, take gentle steps
or you're gonna float away.
940
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,732
[chuckles] Okay.
941
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:46,819
Don't forget, after this
we get to go to the Space Hotel.
942
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,363
Oh, man. Best vacation ever.
943
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:52,491
Indeed. Although, where
are all the farming robots?
944
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,161
Probably slackin' off.
Lazy oafs.
945
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,164
Oh, there's some.
Those two look quite active.
946
00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,540
- Die.
- Die.
947
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,417
- Die.
- Die.
948
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,377
Well, that's not how
you use a trowel.
949
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:06,130
These robots need our help
more than I thought.
950
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,383
[Gramma] They certainly made
a mess of things.
951
00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,802
[Cricket] Luckily,
the Greens are here.
952
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,304
- Yeah!
- [Bill] That's us.
953
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,724
Holy smokes!
Look at these space silos.
954
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,058
They grow crops in there?
955
00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:20,561
This is...
I mean, it's just... I can't even--
956
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,189
Happy you're happy, big guy.
Let's go.
957
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,899
Looks like this is the way in.
958
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:27,026
Guess we'll see
if anybody's home.
959
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,488
[beeping erratically]
960
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:34,366
[chuckles] Sorry, pal.
Break time's over.
961
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,077
[all laughing]
962
00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:38,370
Uh, where to now?
963
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,957
[screaming]
964
00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:44,001
[groans] Well, I'll be.
965
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:46,545
- [all] Whoa!
- Just look at this place!
966
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,340
We can walk on the ceiling,
or the ground.
967
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,716
Depends on your perspective.
968
00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:52,927
All right, Greens.
Let's get farmin'.
969
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,470
Way ahead of you, boy.
970
00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,224
One for the cause,
one for Cookie.
971
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,809
[chomps]
972
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,608
I can't believe
I'm farmin' in space.
973
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:11,987
I mean, this is a space carrot.
I'm havin' so much fun!
974
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:16,075
Yeah, my fun meter
is reaching maximum capacity.
975
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,826
[Bill laughs] Mine too!
976
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,578
Eh, don't mind if I do.
977
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,956
Huh? Hey. Hey, come on. Gimme.
978
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,376
[farmbot]
Organic life detected.
979
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,628
Rutabaga? Close enough.
980
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:29,004
[grunts then yelps]
981
00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:32,341
Uh, guys, something's wrong
with the robots. [yelps]
982
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,094
- Uh, what now?
- Spaghetti squash, must plant.
983
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,638
Monkey shoe, must jump.
[chuckles]
984
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,723
It is fun to say silly things.
985
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,021
Entry 67, I'm beginning to think
these farming robots
986
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,148
do not have
my best interest in mind.
987
00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:49,942
Time to prune.
988
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,113
Hypothesis confirmed.
[screams]
989
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:57,199
[grunts] The farmbots
have gone crazy!
990
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,410
[grunts] They're tryin'
to plant us.
991
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,412
- Errant tomato.
- Errant tomato.
992
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,373
- [screams]
- [screams] How do we get outta here?
993
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:07,167
- Butternut squash, must plant.
- Whoa! [grunts]
994
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,837
I ain't goin' to the ground
till I'm good and ready.
995
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,046
Ha!
996
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,550
[silo powering down]
997
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,719
We got an exit, boys.
Follow me!
998
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,012
Oh, no, not again.
999
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,639
[Greens screaming]
1000
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:24,184
Get my family outta there
before those evil robots kill them.
1001
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:26,437
Relax, I'll just call
Commander Voyd.
1002
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:27,855
She'll take care
of everything.
1003
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,773
Hello, Commander?
1004
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,859
Uh, I need you
to take care of everything.
1005
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,361
Hello? Hello? Hello?
1006
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:38,157
Commander? Commander?
Commander? Hello?
1007
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:42,786
[all panting]
1008
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,747
- Ma, the door!
- What?
1009
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,457
Not today, bozo.
1010
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,586
- Let's get off this rock.
- Right.
1011
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,339
[female automated voice]
Launch sequence failed.
1012
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:55,132
-"Failed"?
- Wait a second.
1013
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,384
Let me try somethin' else.
1014
00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,678
[yelling]
1015
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,764
[female automated voice]
Error! Error! Error!
1016
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,057
Something's not working.
1017
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,516
[Colleen] You're not working.
1018
00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:07,394
[shivers and breathes heavily]
1019
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,938
- Commander Voyd?.
- Oh, boy.
1020
00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:12,983
It's a good thing someone on the ship
has a little common sense.
1021
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,654
Sorry, Cricket.
I had to release her. We need her help.
1022
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,448
Release her?
I thought she had moon poisoning.
1023
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:20,908
I'll tell you what happened.
1024
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:24,411
Your son locked me
in the cryochamber.
1025
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,871
- What?
- Don't listen to her!
1026
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:29,166
That's the sickness talking.
Must've spread to her brain.
1027
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,960
No, Cricket.
It's time to fess up.
1028
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,171
It's true. I helped the boy.
1029
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:37,883
And I conspired
to keep it a secret like the monster I am.
1030
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:39,343
Sorry, Papa.
1031
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,720
Ugh, Cricket.
1032
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,472
Dad, I can explain.
1033
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,349
I mean, I had to do it.
1034
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,559
Colleen was gettin' in the way
of our vacation.
1035
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:51,605
Of course. Of course!
This is exactly like you.
1036
00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:55,109
Someone stands in the way
of what you want, so you steamroll 'em.
1037
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,944
You didn't wanna go
on my road trip,
1038
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,654
so you tricked us into space.
1039
00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,072
But you were havin'
a good time.
1040
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:03,742
Boys, let's just table
this for now. We got company.
1041
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:07,287
Oh, gosh.
1042
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,248
We gotta get
this spaceship moving.
1043
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,999
Let's head
to the remote terminal.
1044
00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:12,084
Come on!
1045
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,878
- [banging]
- [vocalizes]
1046
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,798
I know, Cookie.
I'm scared, too.
1047
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,717
So, what do we do now?
1048
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:20,801
There's our problem.
1049
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,721
Garbage has clogged
the engines and blew out a thruster,
1050
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:24,930
which would not have happened
1051
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,558
if I had been here
to navigate the trashteroid field.
1052
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:28,767
- [loud banging]
- Whoa!
1053
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:30,060
- Whoa!
- [sighs]
1054
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,478
Let me check the camera feeds.
1055
00:45:33,772 --> 00:45:35,149
They're getting closer.
1056
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,026
We don't have much time.
1057
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:39,528
- [loud banging]
- [Tilly trembling]
1058
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:42,281
Then we better fix that
thrust-a-ma-call-it fast.
1059
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,825
The de-trashification process
will take hours.
1060
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,702
Hours we don't have.
1061
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:48,787
- Commander Voyd.
- [grunts] Ms. Zapp?
1062
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,956
That's me.
Glad to finally get ahold of you.
1063
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:52,791
It's been really hard
for some reason.
1064
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,586
No biggie.
We've been tracking your mission.
1065
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,962
Only just now learned
1066
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:59,673
how dangerous
the malfunctioning farmbots are.
1067
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:02,092
We definitely did not know
about this earlier.
1068
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:03,761
[Nancy] She's lying!
1069
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,430
Anyhoo, I see
the ship's thrusty has gone busty.
1070
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,390
Trouble with the space garbo, huh?
1071
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,767
Yes, ma'am.
1072
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:13,729
Hmm, in that case,
why don't you use the emergency escape pod
1073
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:15,397
to complete the mish, huh?
1074
00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:16,482
[chuckles] Do it now!
1075
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:17,566
Of course, Ms. Zapp.
1076
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:20,277
There's an escape pod?
Thank goodness.
1077
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:26,158
Only one seat, huh?
Well, if we squeeze in, I'm sure...
1078
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:30,662
Oh. Or we can have the vegetables be in
the seat. Guilty of doin' that before.
1079
00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:33,040
Uh, Commander, you sure
there's room for all of us--
1080
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:37,878
- [all exclaiming]
- Oh, man.
1081
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,297
- Mission accomplished, Ms. Zapp.
- Nice.
1082
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,591
What? You didn't
accomplish squat!
1083
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,176
You're supposed to save us!
1084
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:45,344
[Colleen] To the contrary.
1085
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:48,096
Getting the crops
safely to BigTech is the mission.
1086
00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:51,517
And Zapp-stronaut rules
state the mission always comes first.
1087
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,477
Even ahead of our own lives?
1088
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:57,022
[Gwendolyn laughing
maniacally]
1089
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,733
Yes. Especially ahead
of your own lives.
1090
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:02,778
Anyhoo, nice work, Commander.
You saved the day.
1091
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:06,448
And by day, I mean
the thing I care about, my space crops.
1092
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:09,993
- It is my duty, nay, my honor to--
- 'Kay, bye!
1093
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:12,204
That Commander,
always a hoot and a half.
1094
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,081
Hey, what about my family?
1095
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,417
You need to turn
that escape pod around for them right now.
1096
00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,419
Hmm. No can do.
1097
00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:21,672
Your family
will either figure it out,
1098
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,049
or they'll have
sacrificed themselves for a noble cause.
1099
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,926
[chuckles] It's a win-win.
1100
00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:29,763
How can you value a bunch of space plants
over people's lives?
1101
00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:34,101
Oh, you wanna know why I care so much
about these space plants?
1102
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:36,103
- Mmm...
- Not really, no.
1103
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,563
I'll tell you why.
1104
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,440
It all started
when I was in kindergarten,
1105
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,985
AKA, a breeding ground
for mediocrity.
1106
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:48,699
But I rose above all those little
nose pickers because I had ideas.
1107
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,829
♪ When I was born ♪
1108
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,123
♪ The doctor
looked at me and said ♪
1109
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,709
♪ He could've sworn ♪
1110
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,878
♪ There were two brains
inside my head ♪
1111
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,380
♪ 'Cause it was big ♪
1112
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,799
♪ It was so big
and full of dreams ♪
1113
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:07,926
♪ She'll have ideas ♪
1114
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:11,138
♪ She'll turn things
into smart machines ♪
1115
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:14,641
[gasps] And he was right.
1116
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,143
You wanna know
how smart I was?
1117
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,478
That doctor wasn't a he,
it was a she.
1118
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:21,648
And that doctor was me.
Yeah, I delivered myself!
1119
00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,401
Let's find a way to get that escape pod
back to the asteroid.
1120
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,487
♪ My future was bright ♪
1121
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,740
♪ All the kids
looked up to me ♪
1122
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,242
♪ I had foresight ♪
1123
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,661
♪ I was a visionary ♪
1124
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:37,039
♪ But then one day ♪
1125
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,166
♪ When I thought
I had it all ♪
1126
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,918
♪ There came Ms. Kay ♪
1127
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:44,755
♪ And she made me feel
so very small ♪
1128
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,300
[Gwendolyn] She was
my kindergarten teacher, you see.
1129
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,843
And I drew a picture.
1130
00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:54,056
A picture of the future, when I would
one day grow vegetables in space.
1131
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,432
And you know what she did?
1132
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:59,519
She laughed and said,
"What a cute little fantasy."
1133
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,651
♪ So now you see ♪
1134
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:08,695
♪ It was Ms. Kay
who crushed my dreams ♪
1135
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,781
♪ But that fueled me ♪
1136
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,325
♪ To take my life
to great extremes ♪
1137
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,160
♪ I've devoted each day ♪
1138
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,080
♪ To space cabbage and kale ♪
1139
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,915
♪ But it was the only way ♪
1140
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:26,797
♪ To get revenge
on a major scale ♪
1141
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:32,886
♪ Which again is why
this initiative ♪
1142
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:39,810
♪ Cannot fail ♪
1143
00:49:41,603 --> 00:49:44,731
Wait, is that, like,
your teacher from the song?
1144
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,151
Hello, I seem to have
gotten lost in your floor.
1145
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:51,655
At last we meet again,
my sworn nemesis.
1146
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,907
"Nothing but a cute
little fantasy," huh?
1147
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:59,162
Well, what's a fantasy now,
you old cow? [laughs]
1148
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,250
[repeating] What do we do?
What do we do?
1149
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,585
Look, family, it's obvious
what we should do.
1150
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:09,089
We go out there
and we show those bots who's boss.
1151
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:10,590
They're not that scary.
1152
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:12,843
- [screams]
- Howdy, folks.
1153
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:13,927
[all scream]
1154
00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:16,471
D-I-E-I-O.
1155
00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:18,724
That glass isn't gonna
hold them for long.
1156
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,726
Come on,
let's move to the cargo bay.
1157
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,147
Ah, we're doomed.
1158
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:27,649
Let's face it.
Commander Voyd Of Intelligence
1159
00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:29,776
cost us
our only way outta here.
1160
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:32,362
Need I remind you
none of this would've happened
1161
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:35,198
had you not frozen
every cell in my body!
1162
00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,284
There must be
somethin' we can do.
1163
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:40,829
To stand any chance of making it off
this charred piece of space dust,
1164
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,873
we gotta hit these toasters
where it hurts.
1165
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,583
The off button.
1166
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,001
Let me show you.
1167
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,210
[gasps] You did it!
1168
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,795
- That was just the lights.
- Oh.
1169
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,797
There's a kill switch
in the main power core
1170
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:52,841
that will shut down
every single farmbot.
1171
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,843
But it's all the way
on the other side.
1172
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,553
We'd never make it on foot.
1173
00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:59,014
Oh, great.
I guess we'll just die.
1174
00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:00,348
Ma...
1175
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:02,225
Or...
1176
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:04,686
we can drive.
1177
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,981
Guys, we're in. We're--
1178
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,910
- Do you think they can see--
- We see you. Get 'em.
1179
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,244
- [Greens scream]
- Time to move.
1180
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,207
[tires screeching]
1181
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,084
[Cricket] Yeah!
1182
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,711
Wow! That thruster's
got some kick.
1183
00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:31,171
You think it'll
hold on the back?
1184
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:34,049
Well, I did use
my best bungee cords.
1185
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,842
But I'm havin' trouble
with the steering.
1186
00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:37,594
That's because
you steer with this.
1187
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,429
The whole system
is tied to the tablet.
1188
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:40,639
Ooh, let me drive.
1189
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,974
I think you've steered
this family around enough.
1190
00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:46,561
Yeah, you drive. You wanted to take us
on a road trip anyway.
1191
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:50,649
Oh, yeah.
This is exactly what I had in mind.
1192
00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:56,571
I reckon you should die.
1193
00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,073
What is wrong with them?
1194
00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:01,993
Whatever their malfunction, these bots
are obviously unstable and very dangerous.
1195
00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:04,162
- [shudders]
- What a coincidence.
1196
00:52:04,162 --> 00:52:05,747
- So am I.
- [beeping]
1197
00:52:05,747 --> 00:52:08,208
Yippee ki-yay, mower-tractors!
1198
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:11,503
[laughs]
1199
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,048
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
1200
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,050
- Whoo!
- Ripe for the picking.
1201
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,261
[laughs]
1202
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,762
Oh, good golly!
1203
00:52:20,762 --> 00:52:22,097
Nice severing, Cricket.
1204
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,181
[gasps] Cookie!
1205
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:25,142
[exclaims in panic]
You're okay, you're okay.
1206
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,979
Oh, you messed
with the wrong glob of goo.
1207
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,230
- Get him.
- [Cookie squeals]
1208
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:33,692
[screaming hysterically]
1209
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:34,776
Oh, yeah.
1210
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,737
Hey, this is actually going
shockingly well.
1211
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,281
- [grunts]
- Papa!
1212
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:40,949
- Dad!
- Watermelon harvested.
1213
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,117
- Yeehaw!
- [Bill screaming]
1214
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,286
[groans] You, take the wheel.
1215
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:45,662
- On it.
- I'll be back.
1216
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,164
Oh, my gosh!
1217
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,376
[breathes heavily]
1218
00:52:51,376 --> 00:52:52,627
- Ha!
- [Bill yells]
1219
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:58,133
Whoa... Oh.
1220
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,846
[gasps] Colleen, you saved me!
1221
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:04,097
- Saving.
- Huh?
1222
00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,432
I'm saving you.
1223
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,434
- [gasps]
- All right, I'll take the left side.
1224
00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,936
You curl up into a ball
while the right side swarms you
1225
00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:11,062
until I--
1226
00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:12,981
That works too.
1227
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,399
Come on, get in.
1228
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,820
We must be close
to the kill switch, right?
1229
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,280
Looks like we're almost there.
1230
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,032
The power core's
just up ahead,
1231
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,159
right over that
large and jagged cliff.
1232
00:53:24,951 --> 00:53:27,162
- [all gasp]
- I'm sensing a problem.
1233
00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:30,248
What do we do?
It's a ding dang dead-end.
1234
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,587
I got an idea.
We're gonna jump.
1235
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,881
What? No, no, that's crazy.
1236
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:38,965
I'm goin' for it.
1237
00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:41,801
[Bill] Cricket!
1238
00:53:41,801 --> 00:53:44,554
[Cricket]
Just gotta hit that ramp.
1239
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,057
- Look out!
- Dad, what are you doing?
1240
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,643
Trying to keep
this family safe!
1241
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:52,729
Are you two out of your minds?
1242
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,231
Give me the wheel!
1243
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,441
Dad, I got it under control.
1244
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,776
[Bill] Cricket, no!
1245
00:53:57,776 --> 00:54:00,528
[all screaming]
1246
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:01,863
[Bill] We're gonna crash!
1247
00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,161
- [all groan]
- Are we there yet?
1248
00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,038
The kill switch.
[grunts] [breathes heavily]
1249
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,878
Sweet dreams, farmnots.
1250
00:54:16,878 --> 00:54:18,838
[grunting] Come on.
1251
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,894
Y'all come back now.
1252
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,689
[laughs] Whoo-hoo!
1253
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,316
See, Dad?
Told you jumpin' would work.
1254
00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:41,695
And since Gwendolyn
got her veggies, we completed the mission.
1255
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,447
So, let's get this vacation
back on track.
1256
00:54:44,572 --> 00:54:45,907
- [spark buzzing]
- Now, who's ready
1257
00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,826
to go to the Space Hotel?
1258
00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:50,120
- Oh!
- [all gasp]
1259
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:51,913
That can't be good.
1260
00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:53,164
It isn't.
1261
00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:55,125
Y'all done
goofed again, Greens.
1262
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,752
Crashing into the power core
caused an energy surge
1263
00:54:57,752 --> 00:55:00,755
that is blowing up
the space shuttles one by one.
1264
00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:08,305
Uh, those things
were eyesores anyway. [chuckles]
1265
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,807
Let's get off this rock
and head to the Space Hotel.
1266
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:11,891
You don't get it.
1267
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:16,021
Each explosion pushes the asteroid
a little further off its orbit.
1268
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:18,773
If the last station blows,
FYI, that's where you're standing...
1269
00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:19,858
[all gasp]
1270
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:23,695
...the asteroid will be set on a direct
collision course with Big City.
1271
00:55:25,196 --> 00:55:26,448
[all gasp]
1272
00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:29,451
Okay. [chuckles nervously]
There's gotta be a way to stop it, right?
1273
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,286
Lucky for you, there is.
1274
00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:34,497
There's a maroon wire
you need to find and cut.
1275
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:36,624
Not to be confused
with the burgundy wire.
1276
00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:39,377
- Cutting that would sever all communica--
- Found it.
1277
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:40,462
Am I a hero?
1278
00:55:40,962 --> 00:55:42,505
- No!
- Cricket!
1279
00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:45,508
[chuckles nervously]
That might have been burgundy.
1280
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,135
[sighs] Fan out.
1281
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,845
We gotta find that wire.
1282
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,309
[grunts in frustration]
1283
00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:01,024
Uh, Dad, why'd you
grab the wheel from me?
1284
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:03,943
We'll talk about this later.
1285
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,112
Cool. Just shut me down again.
1286
00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:09,699
You know, I had everything under control
until you ruined my plan.
1287
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,786
Are you really trying
to blame me right now?
1288
00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:15,663
None of this would've happened
if you hadn't been so reckless
1289
00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:18,083
and brought us to space
in the first place!
1290
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,585
Do not roll your eyes at me!
1291
00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:24,089
Hey, Rule 83-F states "No distracting
arguments during a crisis."
1292
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,590
- [rumbling]
- [all yelp]
1293
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:29,135
Well, excuse me for trying
to do something nice for this family
1294
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:31,388
by giving them
an exciting vacation
1295
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,349
instead of the same trip
as last year.
1296
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,185
At least my vacation
wouldn't have got us killed!
1297
00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:38,728
Bill, that's enough.
1298
00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:43,233
This is all because of you
and your crazy ideas.
1299
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,527
My ideas are not crazy.
1300
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:49,114
They're exciting.
You're just too boring to recognize that.
1301
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:52,951
I recognize your ideas
always end in disaster.
1302
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,453
Cricket, all your ideas
have been bad.
1303
00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,038
What do you want me to say?
1304
00:56:57,038 --> 00:56:59,749
I'm sorry,
I don't like bad ideas.
1305
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,126
I get it.
1306
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:03,878
When you say
you don't like my ideas,
1307
00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:06,881
what you're really saying
is you don't like me.
1308
00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:10,552
Come on, come on, come on.
Maroon wire. Maroon wire.
1309
00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:12,053
And that's fine
1310
00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:15,390
because I don't like you.
1311
00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:19,978
Cricket! The wire!
1312
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:21,980
[both gasp]
1313
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:31,197
[breathing heavily]
1314
00:57:31,197 --> 00:57:32,323
Family?
1315
00:57:32,323 --> 00:57:33,741
- [Tilly yelps]
- Tilly?
1316
00:57:33,741 --> 00:57:36,453
- Gramma!
- Tilly, grab my hand!
1317
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,745
[breathing heavily]
1318
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,208
- [breathing heavily]
- [both grunt]
1319
00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:43,877
Son! Son!
1320
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:47,380
[breathing heavily] No! No!
1321
00:57:56,097 --> 00:57:58,683
[alarm blaring]
1322
00:57:58,683 --> 00:58:00,185
Ooh, not good.
1323
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:02,687
- [all yelling]
- No.
1324
00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:05,899
If there's one thing I love,
it's being alive!
1325
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,400
Breaking news.
1326
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,903
An asteroid is headed
straight for Big City.
1327
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,572
Sources say
we're all going to die.
1328
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:13,656
[screams]
1329
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,993
[people screaming]
1330
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:19,662
Oh, that's terrible.
1331
00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:24,334
[gasps] Oh!
This is objectively so much worse!
1332
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,085
[male computerized voice] Package arrived.
1333
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,962
Yay! Boop.
1334
00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:31,466
What are you doing?
1335
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,801
You have to stop the asteroid!
1336
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:37,263
My crops. They're here!
1337
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:40,391
Oh, and they're perfect.
1338
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:48,816
Ms. Kay, my greatest nemesis,
I have finally done it.
1339
00:58:48,816 --> 00:58:52,153
I have grown vegetables
in space!
1340
00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:55,490
I have finally
proved you wrong.
1341
00:58:55,490 --> 00:59:00,078
[laughs maniacally]
1342
00:59:00,828 --> 00:59:02,413
How wonderful.
1343
00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:03,748
[mumbling] Wha--
1344
00:59:03,748 --> 00:59:06,459
I'm so proud
of you, Gwendolyn.
1345
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:08,461
Have a gold star.
1346
00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:09,546
[gasps]
1347
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:14,551
Boop.
1348
00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,219
Wow.
1349
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:20,139
Finally hearing you say that
after all this time...
1350
00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:22,976
was deeply unsatisfying.
1351
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,894
Well, maybe
my next revenge plot
1352
00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:28,898
will finally fill
the vast void deep in my cold, dark heart.
1353
00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:30,191
Eh, probably not.
1354
00:59:30,191 --> 00:59:31,609
What is wrong with you?
1355
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:34,654
An asteroid is headed
right towards us! Do something!
1356
00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:37,740
Oh, thanks for the reminder.
Gotta skedaddle.
1357
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:41,995
Time for a little a vacay
at my compound on Mars.
1358
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:45,248
Just until this whole thing
blows over, you know, or blows up.
1359
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:49,460
Either way, bye! Whee!
1360
00:59:56,175 --> 00:59:57,510
See ya, suckers!
1361
00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:02,098
She left us! We're dead!
So very dead! [hyperventilates]
1362
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,267
Stay with me, Gloria.
This isn't over yet.
1363
01:00:05,643 --> 01:00:07,645
- Ms. Kay!
- Huh?
1364
01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:09,939
There's a button
on the control panel over there
1365
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:12,567
that says "Release."
We need you to push it.
1366
01:00:13,651 --> 01:00:15,194
[grunting]
1367
01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:21,200
[grunting softly]
1368
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:23,453
Oh, she'll never
get there in time.
1369
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,955
[Ms. Kay grunting]
1370
01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:27,457
All right, plan B.
1371
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:28,750
For boot.
1372
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,256
Second time's the charm.
1373
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,052
- [beeping]
- [both yell]
1374
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:43,056
I'm all outta boots, kid.
I'm all outta boots.
1375
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:46,434
I'm so sorry, Nancy.
I wish I could've done more.
1376
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:52,148
Wait, I can.
I'm wearing shoes.
1377
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:56,194
Shoe. I'm wearing shoe.
1378
01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:59,947
Come on, Gloria.
Everyone's counting on you.
1379
01:00:59,947 --> 01:01:02,033
[breathes deeply]
1380
01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:06,287
Just take your shot and...
1381
01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:07,622
[shouts] Yah!
1382
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,459
[Ms. Kay yells]
1383
01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:12,543
- Ooh.
-,No!
1384
01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:14,379
Oh! [grunts]
1385
01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:15,922
[both yell]
1386
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,256
[grunts]
1387
01:01:17,548 --> 01:01:19,342
Hmm? Ooh!
1388
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:20,760
[groans]
1389
01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:23,179
Dream team?
1390
01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,098
[gasps] You said it.
1391
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,808
Dream team.
1392
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,810
I think
you dropped this, dear.
1393
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,228
All right, what's next?
1394
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,271
We have to find a way
to contact my family.
1395
01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:35,608
What?
1396
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,822
No. No.
1397
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,991
No! We're too late.
1398
01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:45,326
- [computer beeps softly]
- Huh?
1399
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:53,918
[breathing heavily]
1400
01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:56,129
Gramma?
1401
01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:58,381
Uh... Tilly!
1402
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,050
[breathes heavily]
1403
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,135
Dad?
1404
01:02:03,594 --> 01:02:04,887
Dad.
1405
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:11,144
♪ I had my fun ♪
1406
01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,979
♪ Now it's done ♪
1407
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:17,150
♪ And so is my Big City ♪
1408
01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:20,820
♪I wanted to try
somethin' new ♪
1409
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:24,907
♪ Now all I have
is self-pity ♪
1410
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:29,245
♪ I made mistakes
I caused heartbreaks ♪
1411
01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:33,040
♪ And now
I'm filled with dread ♪
1412
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,752
♪ 'Cause by far the worst ♪
1413
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,545
♪ Was my outburst ♪
1414
01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:40,965
♪ That ding-dang stuff
I said ♪
1415
01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:43,593
♪ If you're a dad ♪
1416
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,595
♪ It feels so bad ♪
1417
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:49,056
♪ When your son
tells you you're crummy ♪
1418
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:53,561
♪ I told him "No"
like in that tableau ♪
1419
01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:57,607
♪ So much
it drove him from me ♪
1420
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:01,861
♪ If I had the chance
I'd change my stance ♪
1421
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,530
♪ And show my heart instead ♪
1422
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:09,619
♪ But that ship has sailed
I big-time failed ♪
1423
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,914
- ♪ With that ding-dang stuff I said ♪
- ♪ Ding-dang stuff I said ♪
1424
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:17,043
♪ Now that I know I hurt you ♪
1425
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:21,130
♪ Feels like a part of me
is lost ♪
1426
01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:26,219
♪ But I made my choices ♪
1427
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:29,514
♪ Now I gotta live
with the cost ♪
1428
01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:33,810
♪ These were to be memories ♪
1429
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,146
♪ We'd smile as we recall ♪
1430
01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:42,109
♪ But with no family there
to share them with ♪
1431
01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:45,613
♪ Why remember them at all? ♪
1432
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:49,951
♪ I really goofed
My world's gone poof ♪
1433
01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:52,995
♪ And I'm the one to blame ♪
1434
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:55,540
- ♪ Oh, Dad was right ♪
- ♪ I ain't too bright ♪
1435
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,500
- ♪ I think I might ♪
- ♪ Our pointless fight ♪
1436
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,252
♪ Be forever
filled with shame ♪
1437
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,003
♪ I could see
I caused him pain ♪
1438
01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:05,091
♪ Now that I know I hurt you ♪
1439
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,178
♪ Feels like a part
of me is lost ♪
1440
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:13,266
♪ But I made my choices ♪
1441
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:17,270
♪ Now I gotta
live with the cost ♪
1442
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,355
- ♪ But it's too late ♪
- ♪ Oh, what a fate ♪
1443
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,607
- ♪ To set things straight ♪
- ♪ It isn't great ♪
1444
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:24,485
♪ That dream is nearly dead ♪
1445
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:29,699
♪ If I could redo
one mistake-aroo ♪
1446
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,619
♪ It would be
the catastrophe ♪
1447
01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:37,623
♪ Of those silly screams
I didn't mean ♪
1448
01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:41,168
♪ That ding-dang stuff ♪
1449
01:04:41,752 --> 01:04:45,089
♪ That ding-dang stuff ♪
1450
01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:51,095
♪ That awful stuff ♪
1451
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,932
♪ I said ♪
1452
01:04:58,311 --> 01:04:59,645
[Nancy in distance] Cricket!
1453
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,565
Cricket!
1454
01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:04,984
Mom?
1455
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:07,737
Pumpkin! You're alive!
1456
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:08,821
Mom!
1457
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:11,908
[grunts] Mom.
1458
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:14,577
Cricket, look, I don't know
how long this signal will hold
1459
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:15,661
and we don't have much time.
1460
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:19,332
The asteroid's on its way and we gotta
figure out a way to save Big City.
1461
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:20,833
Any ideas, kiddo?
1462
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,084
I...
1463
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:24,837
No, all my ideas are bad.
1464
01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:28,299
Well, unless somebody thinks of something,
we're all going to die!
1465
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:33,512
What Gloria means
is right now there are no bad ideas.
1466
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:35,097
[scoffs] Tell that to Dad.
1467
01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:37,099
He said all my ideas
are crazy.
1468
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,227
I'm startin' to think
he's right.
1469
01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:43,356
It was my idea to go to space,
and look where that got everyone.
1470
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,316
If I tried
to save Big City, I...
1471
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:48,736
I'd probably end up
hittin' it with a second, bigger asteroid
1472
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,071
and double destroyin' it.
1473
01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:55,368
Ouch! What was that for?
1474
01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,244
Cricket Green,
you listen to me.
1475
01:05:57,244 --> 01:05:59,872
Sure, some of your ideas
can be a bit crazy,
1476
01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:03,459
but crazy problems
need crazy solutions.
1477
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,253
I know you and your dad
don't always see eye to eye,
1478
01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:09,298
but you two are more alike
than you may realize.
1479
01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:11,050
You both do
what's best for the family,
1480
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:13,386
you just go about it
in different ways.
1481
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,596
And I believe
with all my heart
1482
01:06:15,596 --> 01:06:18,099
that if y'all could appreciate
each other's strengths,
1483
01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:20,309
there's nothin' you can't do.
1484
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:22,228
- Cricket?
- Mom?
1485
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,397
Dang signal. Mom?
1486
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:25,898
You can do this.
1487
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:30,861
I can do this?
1488
01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:33,114
I can do this!
1489
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:35,992
Come on, Leggy,
we've got a city to save.
1490
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,286
[grunting]
1491
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:40,496
Huh?
1492
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:47,795
Bingo-bango.
1493
01:06:49,296 --> 01:06:50,297
[horn honks]
1494
01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:54,927
- Bill!
- Papa!
1495
01:06:54,927 --> 01:06:56,303
Hi, Dad.
1496
01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:57,388
Cricket?
1497
01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:59,306
- Uh, look, -so, um--
- Hey, um--
1498
01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:02,727
Enough mushy-mash!
How are we gonna stop that lousy asteroid?
1499
01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:04,186
All those people
gettin' smooshed
1500
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:06,397
would put a real damper
on this vacation.
1501
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:09,400
Rule Alpha Prime,
"At your lowest moment, call Gwendolyn."
1502
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,569
She will always possess
the answer you seek.
1503
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:12,653
[line ringing]
1504
01:07:12,653 --> 01:07:14,488
[message] Hi.
This is Gwendolyn Zapp.
1505
01:07:14,488 --> 01:07:17,033
If you're calling
about the imminent asteroid collision,
1506
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,286
I've turned my back on Earth
and started a new life on Mars.
1507
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,746
Viva la Mars!
1508
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:25,124
- [line disconnects]
- Gwendolyn abandoned us?
1509
01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:26,876
Yeah, big surprise there.
1510
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,253
I spent my whole career
following her rules
1511
01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:32,423
because I believed she was leading us
towards a better tomorrow,
1512
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:34,550
but she abandoned us!
1513
01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:35,968
Yep, she's a stinker.
1514
01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:38,637
This whole time she was
only in it for herself?
1515
01:07:38,637 --> 01:07:41,140
My whole life is a lie?
1516
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,851
- [sobbing]
- I'm gonna give you a minute.
1517
01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:48,397
Changing the subject, Tilly, look what
I found floatin' around in space.
1518
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:49,899
Good thing you put
your name on it.
1519
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:51,734
[gasps] My journal!
1520
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,486
[chuckles]
1521
01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:58,115
So back to that big death ball situation,
what are we gonna do?
1522
01:07:58,115 --> 01:08:02,286
Hmm, I think I've got an idea.
1523
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,051
[chef] Huh?
1524
01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:20,262
- [laughs] Come on, Remy.
- We're going back into orbit.
1525
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:22,890
Be right there.
Just gotta stretch my little leggies.
1526
01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:24,850
[gasps] They made it!
1527
01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:29,063
Hey, Green family. We're about to conga,
and my hips ain't wrong-a.
1528
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:30,314
Sorry, Remy, no time.
1529
01:08:30,314 --> 01:08:32,024
There's an asteroid headed
for Big City,
1530
01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:34,151
and it's gonna blow up
everyone we know and love.
1531
01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:35,236
[screams]
1532
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:38,239
Even worse,
Gwendolyn abandoned us!
1533
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:39,323
[screams]
1534
01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:42,243
No, that's not worse. She's just
goin' through somethin' right now.
1535
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,787
Remy, which way
to the tractor beam control room?
1536
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,248
That way. Go get 'em, Greens.
1537
01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:49,583
Come on, gang, hurry!
1538
01:08:52,169 --> 01:08:53,379
We need a code to get in.
1539
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,923
Hey! Using BigTech
clearance codes
1540
01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:58,884
without explicit permission
from Gwendolyn is against the rules.
1541
01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,136
Come on! Really?
1542
01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:04,890
But I'm not living
by her rules anymore.
1543
01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:07,810
Whoo-hoo! Okay!
I like Colleen now.
1544
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:11,605
[male computerized voice]
Access granted. Welcome, Commander Voyd.
1545
01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:13,065
- Yeah!
- It worked!
1546
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:16,277
My hero may not be a hero,
but I can be.
1547
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:19,071
Excuse me. Would you
please explain what you are doing?
1548
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:21,657
Oh, we were just,
uh, breaking in.
1549
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:23,492
- [all] Cricket!
- I'm sorry, I panicked!
1550
01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:24,827
That is what we thought.
1551
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,912
Unleashing
complementary lasers.
1552
01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:27,997
[all gasp]
1553
01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:32,918
[gasps] The doors!
1554
01:09:32,918 --> 01:09:34,545
Not on Gramma's watch.
1555
01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:38,632
- Hang on.
- [both] Whoa!
1556
01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:40,134
- Let's go.
- [yells]
1557
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:43,971
What the... [screams]
1558
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:45,973
Leg?
1559
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:50,853
I'll never forget you,
Cyber Leg.
1560
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,023
[gasps]
1561
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,566
[Greens gasp]
1562
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,985
[sighs] Their lasers
destroyed the controls.
1563
01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,695
Don't tell me we came
all this way
1564
01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:01,572
and the beamy-ma-bob
ain't even gonna work.
1565
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,366
The beam still works,
but it's pointed in the wrong direction.
1566
01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,619
With the controls blasted,
we need a different way
1567
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:08,412
to get the tractor beam
into position.
1568
01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:10,831
Ah-ha! All right, Greens.
1569
01:10:10,831 --> 01:10:13,918
You're gonna blast me out into open space
through this trash chute.
1570
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:16,045
It's risky, but once I reach
the tractor beam
1571
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,880
I can manually move it
into position,
1572
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,798
target the asteroid, and...
1573
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,385
I can't fit. [sighs]
1574
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,762
- Dang.
- Okay.
1575
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:27,264
- Then we go back to the Kludge.
- Papa, there's no time.
1576
01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:29,433
The asteroid's
closin' in on Big City!
1577
01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,977
Well, there has to be
another way to get out there.
1578
01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:33,103
[Cricket] There is.
1579
01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:34,188
Huh?
1580
01:10:34,688 --> 01:10:37,399
But it's kinda crazy.
Sorry, Dad.
1581
01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:39,109
No!
1582
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:45,282
[grunting]
1583
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,577
No, it's too dangerous.
He's not tethered to anything.
1584
01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,955
Hang on.
Maintaining visual on the boy.
1585
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:54,625
Cricket.
1586
01:10:58,963 --> 01:11:02,299
[grunts then sighs in relief]
1587
01:11:02,299 --> 01:11:03,884
Whoo! You can do it, boy!
1588
01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:06,220
See, Papa,
Cricket's doin' fine.
1589
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:08,597
You're right.
Never doubted him for a second.
1590
01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,307
Mr. Green,
you're hurting me.
1591
01:11:10,307 --> 01:11:11,558
Ah. Sorry.
1592
01:11:11,558 --> 01:11:13,519
All right, I made it.
Tell me what to do.
1593
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:16,063
[Colleen] There's a steering wheel
on the back of the beam.
1594
01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:18,190
Give it a few turns
and I'll tell you when to stop.
1595
01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,733
Okay. [grunts]
1596
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:22,611
[computer beeping]
1597
01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:25,614
Almost there.
1598
01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:27,741
And... stop.
1599
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,619
Activating the beam now.
1600
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,123
[yelling]
1601
01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:39,586
- We have a successful lock.
- Yay!
1602
01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:41,672
Oh. Okay, Cricket,
get back inside right now.
1603
01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:45,884
Wait. The asteroid is still racing towards
Big City at an incredible speed.
1604
01:11:45,884 --> 01:11:48,721
What? But I did the thing.
Why didn't it work?
1605
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,723
Pulling in a courtesy shuttle
is one thing,
1606
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:54,518
but the tractor beam isn't powerful enough
to stop a giant asteroid.
1607
01:11:54,518 --> 01:11:55,728
[people screaming]
1608
01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:57,187
All those people.
1609
01:11:57,187 --> 01:11:58,439
Our home.
1610
01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:00,607
Mom.
1611
01:12:00,607 --> 01:12:05,070
Dang it! I'm not lettin' that thing
crush Big City, Colleen. What can we do?
1612
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,822
Right. Right. Uh...
1613
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,074
[gasps] Perfect.
1614
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:11,410
Cricket, see the switches
on the side of the beam?
1615
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:13,704
To stand any sort of chance
against this asteroid,
1616
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:15,914
we have to tap into the beam's
power reserves.
1617
01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:19,126
On it. [grunting]
1618
01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:21,837
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[pants]
1619
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:25,758
Nice job. Now make your way
to the second switch.
1620
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:29,720
You two, kill the lights. We gotta
give this thing all the power we got.
1621
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,305
[lights powering down]
1622
01:12:32,222 --> 01:12:33,599
[Cricket] Hey, Dad?
1623
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,893
Yes, what is it, son?
1624
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:42,441
I just... I just wanted to say I'm sorry
for what I said to you on the asteroid.
1625
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:43,942
And for all of this.
1626
01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:47,321
I just wanted the family
to have the best vacation.
1627
01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:48,864
I know you did.
1628
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,867
If I hadn't hijacked our trip,
none of this would have happened.
1629
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:54,620
And you would've kept us safe
like you always do.
1630
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:57,456
Everything would be better
if I wasn't...
1631
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,625
If I weren't so... [grunts]
1632
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:02,169
[yelps then grunts in pain]
1633
01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:05,589
The asteroid is slowing down,
but we need more power.
1634
01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,386
[Bill] It's okay, Cricket.
I hear you.
1635
01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,389
I may keep the family safe,
1636
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:18,602
but I know that playin' everything safe
can be, uh, [chuckles] dull.
1637
01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,187
[chuckles]
1638
01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:23,023
But you,
you keep things exciting.
1639
01:13:23,023 --> 01:13:25,526
Without you, this family
wouldn't be the same.
1640
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:29,196
You're bold, creative,
and you take big leaps.
1641
01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:30,697
You mean that?
1642
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,825
With all my heart.
1643
01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:36,745
[grunts]
1644
01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:44,586
It's working!
The asteroid is slowing!
1645
01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,130
We just need a bit more power.
1646
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,424
Cricket, make your way
to the final switch.
1647
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,092
Got it. [grunts]
1648
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:52,428
[breathes heavily] What the...
1649
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:59,393
Oh, no. The trashteroid field!
1650
01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:04,398
Whoa! [grunts]
1651
01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:05,482
[Tilly whimpers]
1652
01:14:05,482 --> 01:14:07,484
[grunts]
1653
01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:09,153
Huh?
1654
01:14:09,653 --> 01:14:10,654
[horn blaring]
1655
01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:11,905
[yells]
1656
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:13,615
Cricket!
1657
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:15,284
[breathing heavily]
1658
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:16,702
[grunts]
1659
01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:20,205
[yelps]
1660
01:14:20,205 --> 01:14:21,540
[breathing heavily]
1661
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:26,587
Dad, I can't do it. I can't.
1662
01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:28,172
It'll be okay, son.
1663
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,048
It'll be okay.
1664
01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:32,843
Because...
1665
01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:35,846
I just got a crazy idea.
1666
01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:36,930
- What?
- Huh?
1667
01:14:36,930 --> 01:14:38,015
[grunts]
1668
01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:41,727
Uh, Papa?
1669
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,439
Bill, what are you doing?
1670
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,653
Goin' on vacation. [laughs]
1671
01:14:52,112 --> 01:14:53,363
[all exclaim]
1672
01:14:55,115 --> 01:14:56,325
Cookie!
1673
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:02,831
Huh?
1674
01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,170
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1675
01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:10,839
[grunting]
1676
01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:16,887
Huh? Dad? Dad!
1677
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:18,514
What are you doin'?
1678
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,183
What I do best.
Keeping you safe.
1679
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:24,728
[grunts]
Are you ready to do what you do best?
1680
01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:34,696
[yelps]
1681
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,116
Come on, boy.
1682
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:40,953
[yells]
1683
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,168
[screaming]
1684
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,963
Cricket, look at me.
1685
01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:52,631
[grunting] Huh?
1686
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,013
[yells]
1687
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,021
[coos]
1688
01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:10,524
Huh?
1689
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:25,289
Breaking news.
I'm Maria Media, and Big City is safe!
1690
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:26,915
[people cheering]
1691
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:30,544
Hey! I'm alive!
Free hot dogs for everybody!
1692
01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:33,922
Wow! Today really
turned around!
1693
01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:38,051
[both whooping] Yeah!
1694
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:40,137
We did it!
1695
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:42,556
[all cheering]
1696
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,183
Uh, family,
1697
01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,102
did anyone turn off
the tractor beam?
1698
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,107
No need to panic.
1699
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,737
Oh, right. Inertia.
1700
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:58,113
We have to evacuate.
1701
01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:00,907
But how are we gonna evacuate
an entire hotel?
1702
01:17:02,075 --> 01:17:04,911
And get everyone
to stay in an orderly single-file line?
1703
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,081
In a way that doesn't
alarm the masses.
1704
01:17:09,207 --> 01:17:10,751
[all gasp]
1705
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:13,003
Let's conga!
1706
01:17:13,003 --> 01:17:14,880
Okay, nobody panic.
1707
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,800
Just let the rhythm
take you to your designated escape pods.
1708
01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:22,929
[vocalizing]
1709
01:17:22,929 --> 01:17:24,014
[Remy grunts]
1710
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,606
[both grunt]
1711
01:17:33,106 --> 01:17:36,109
That's all of 'em.
Thanks for your help, Remy. You're a hero.
1712
01:17:36,109 --> 01:17:40,322
The true hero
was the beat, Cricket. It was the beat.
1713
01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:45,994
Wait, Colleen. I mean,
Commander Voyd.
1714
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,287
Thanks for everything.
1715
01:17:47,954 --> 01:17:49,706
[sighs softly]
1716
01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:53,627
You are not alone
in your quest for a better tomorrow.
1717
01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,962
Because you'll have
Cookie with you.
1718
01:17:55,962 --> 01:17:57,547
Uh...
1719
01:17:57,547 --> 01:17:59,716
Cookie is a creature
of the cosmos
1720
01:17:59,716 --> 01:18:02,344
and belongs with you
on your endeavors.
1721
01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:05,514
Farewell,
you magnificent creature.
1722
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,599
[inhales sharply then kisses]
1723
01:18:07,599 --> 01:18:09,142
[smacks lips]
1724
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,520
[retches]
1725
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,979
[chuckles] Thank you.
1726
01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,067
Oh, uh, come on,
let's get outta here.
1727
01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,823
[Greens cheering]
1728
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,077
No!
1729
01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:29,246
What's up, Gwendolyn?
1730
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:42,551
[Cricket] Hey, you know what's even better
than stayin' in a Space Hotel?
1731
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,887
Watchin' one blow up.
Man, that was awesome.
1732
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:47,264
It kinda was.
1733
01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:48,724
I have to hand it
to you, Cricket,
1734
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,183
even though we almost died...
1735
01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,685
- Several times.
- Totally worth it.
1736
01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:54,688
My fun meter has never
encountered this much fun.
1737
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:56,398
- Me neither.
- I've had better.
1738
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,734
You know, this spacecation
isn't over yet.
1739
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,653
The rescue ship your mom sent
won't arrive for a few hours.
1740
01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:03,280
What should we do
till then, Papa?
1741
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,324
Oh, I don't know.
Got any ideas, son?
1742
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,618
[gasps]
Thanks for askin', Dad.
1743
01:19:08,618 --> 01:19:09,870
We could go to Venus and...
1744
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,788
No, wait. We should
drag race on the moon.
1745
01:19:11,788 --> 01:19:14,708
I forgot about Uranus.
The funniest planet.
1746
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:17,419
Ah! The possibilities
are bustin' my brain!
1747
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:18,920
[chuckles] Take your time.
1748
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,672
You'll land
on something great.
1749
01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,174
You always do.
1750
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,055
♪ I tricked my family
into space ♪
1751
01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:30,640
♪ It created quite the rift ♪
1752
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,976
♪ There was an epic
robot chase ♪
1753
01:19:32,976 --> 01:19:34,978
♪ We all ended up adrift ♪
1754
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:37,689
♪ That asteroid was no fun,
you know? ♪
1755
01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:39,775
♪ We might've gained
a dent or ding ♪
1756
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,902
♪ But that's just how
vacations go ♪
1757
01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:43,487
♪ And I wouldn't
change a thing ♪
1758
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:46,490
♪ We're on
a Green family vacation ♪
1759
01:19:46,490 --> 01:19:48,074
♪ The best we ever had ♪
1760
01:19:48,074 --> 01:19:50,660
♪ On our
Green family vacation ♪
1761
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:52,245
♪ Same time next year, Dad? ♪
1762
01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:54,831
♪ We're on
a Green family vacation ♪
1763
01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:56,666
♪ We went to space ♪
1764
01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:58,877
♪ On our
Green family vacation ♪
1765
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:03,548
♪ Green family vacation ♪
1766
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,594
♪ Green family vacation ♪
1767
01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:11,681
♪ Green family vacation ♪
1768
01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:16,228
♪ Green family vacation ♪
1769
01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:20,232
♪ Green family vacation ♪
1770
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,444
♪ Green family vacation ♪
1771
01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:28,031
So it may appear as if
I abandoned the city in its time of need.
1772
01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:30,659
But hey, I'm back!
Now look under your seats
1773
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,953
for a free BigTech
space vegetable.
1774
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:34,871
- [crowd booing]
- [woman] Come on!
1775
01:20:34,871 --> 01:20:38,875
I did not see handing a bunch
of vegetables to an angry mob backfiring.
1776
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,044
Luckily, my PR team
came prepared.
1777
01:20:41,044 --> 01:20:42,879
Whee!
1778
01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:44,673
[groaning]
1779
01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:46,967
Adios muchachos.
1780
01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:51,638
You're doin' great,
Voyd-sternauts.
1781
01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:54,432
Hyah! Let's make
a better tomorrow.
1782
01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:55,934
Isn't that right, Cookie?
1783
01:20:57,102 --> 01:21:00,063
We are the change!
1784
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:03,066
Thanks for the ride, dearies.
1785
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,652
- She's nice.
- You wanna drive home?
1786
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:08,488
- Oh, my gosh. Can I?
- Think you can handle it?
1787
01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:10,115
Oh, you know
I can, girlfriend.
1788
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:11,867
[yelps and chuckles]
1789
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,410
[screams] No, no, I'm fine.
1790
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,704
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nancy, help me. Help me.
1791
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,414
[chuckles softly]
You got this, kiddo.
1792
01:21:18,164 --> 01:21:19,374
Fits great, Doc.
1793
01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:20,709
One question.
1794
01:21:21,334 --> 01:21:22,669
Where's the lasers?
1795
01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:27,132
Surrender now
or perish like your brethren!
1796
01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:29,050
[yells]
1797
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:31,344
[sighs] Precious memories.
1798
01:21:32,637 --> 01:21:33,722
Watch out, Dad.
1799
01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,473
You're
in the trashteroid field.
1800
01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,142
[mock yells] Nope, nope.
1801
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,977
- What are y'all doing?
- [Bill] Close one.
1802
01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:43,565
And just like that, the Greens
shared a vacation of a lifetime.
1803
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:44,941
[chuckles] Who'd have thought
1804
01:21:44,941 --> 01:21:47,777
a country-raised family
could endure such a journey?
1805
01:21:47,777 --> 01:21:50,488
With those amazing spectacles,
and set pieces, and--
1806
01:21:50,488 --> 01:21:52,282
- Dad! He's back again!
- Oop!
1807
01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:53,366
Get outta here!
1808
01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:55,660
Time to go.
Remember to watch the normal episodes.
1809
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:57,454
They're pretty good. See ya!
1810
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:58,538
[footsteps receding]
1
00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:04,629
太空
2
00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:07,257
有人稱之為最終的邊疆
3
00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,510
也有人稱之為月球的遊樂場
4
00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:14,848
我衹知道那裡很適合說故事
5
00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,558
但我有些操之過急了
6
00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:17,767
(布萊德的太空壽司)
7
00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:21,021
這個故事始於一座最大的都市
8
00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,606
恰如其名,就叫「大都市」
9
00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:26,818
一個格格不入又拮据的鄉村家庭
10
00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:31,531
即將展開這輩子最精彩的冒險
13
00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:33,241
快看
14
00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,993
- 嘿
- 是蟋蟀格林
15
00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,829
熱愛刺激又不按牌理出牌的兒子
16
00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,330
(格林家農場)
17
00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,125
大家加油,我們越快採収完
18
00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,835
就能越快出發
19
00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:48,173
比爾格林,一位慈愛的父親
也是力不從心的農夫
20
00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,508
蟋蟀,你是把蘋果放在...
21
00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:52,761
還眞的是
22
00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,139
爸爸,如果仔細聽的話
23
00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:59,309
你覺得有可能聽到紅蘿蔔在想什麼嗎?
24
00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:02,937
提莉格林,獨一無二、古靈精怪的女兒
25
00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:05,857
先把蔬果放到卡車上吧,親愛的
26
00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:06,941
好
27
00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,234
還有奶奶
28
00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,737
就是奶奶
29
00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,280
重點來了
30
00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:15,867
這家人完全不知道他們即將展開的旅程
31
00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:19,120
眞的有夠精彩,甚至脫離...
32
00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,207
爸,那個常幫我們配旁白的怪人回來了
33
00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,502
沒辦法了,各位,我被發現了
衹要記得...
34
00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,669
還不快滾
35
00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,713
祝你們看得愉快
36
00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,425
有些人眞是一點禮貌也沒有
37
00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:38,348
家人們,最後一批蔬果已經準備出貨了
也就是說...
38
00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,141
拜託讓我說,爸
39
00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,810
- 蟋蟀
- 讓我來說,爸
40
00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,603
好吧,就讓你來說吧
41
00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:48,233
格林家要去度假了
42
00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,484
度假?
43
00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,653
- 度假?
- 度假?
44
00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,992
從我們家離開農場,來到這座大都市
45
00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,077
小心
46
00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,664
每天都是一場冒險,包括我們還有豬
47
00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,250
還有我們的牛、羊,狗跟貓
48
00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,502
我們整年都在賣農作物
49
00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,462
在夾縫中求生存
50
00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,090
每一分錢都要精打細算
51
00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,300
現在總算能離開這裡喘口氣
52
00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:17,887
格林家要去度假了
53
00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,931
一定會玩得很開心
54
00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,600
格林家要去度假了
55
00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,061
也許爸會讓我開車
56
00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,396
想都別想
57
00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,647
那我們要去哪裡?
58
00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:31,401
抱歉,孩子們,不能跟你們說
不然就不是驚喜了
59
00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,027
格林家要去度假了
60
00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,112
我等不及了
61
00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,905
好了,孩子們,快去収拾行李
62
00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:40,243
度假就是要體驗刺激的新鮮事
玩得樂開懷
63
00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:46,708
為了確保能玩得盡興
我幫我爸做了小冊子
64
00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,753
上面寫滿旅行的好想法,瘋狂又酷炫
65
00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:53,923
不管爸爸選哪個,保證都超屌
66
00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,258
我們要去哪呢?
67
00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,051
格林家要去度假了
68
00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:59,012
也許要去衝比人高的浪
69
00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,472
格林家要去度假了
70
00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,516
或是到洞穴裡找黃金
71
00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,685
格林家要去度假了
72
00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,979
也許我馬上就要發大財了
73
00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,148
格林家要去度假了
74
00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,233
也許能騎馬乘飛龍
75
00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:16,487
我會在旅行中寫日記,記下我的發現
76
00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:20,700
像是在休息站發現大腳怪
或是一大輪乳酪
77
00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,913
度假就是要自由奔放、逆境求生
78
00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:29,292
沒用的腳,你最好跟上
多黏些膠帶比較保險
79
00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:33,087
永生難忘的旅行驚喜一定會非常有趣
80
00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:35,924
比爾,當然了,我會幫忙看家
81
00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,592
跟寵物們一起放鬆
82
00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,511
比起寵物,我覺得牠們比較像
我們的「友善家畜」
83
00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:43,598
「家畜」怎麼押韻?
看吧,所以我們才會離婚
84
00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,724
- 嗨,媽
- 掰,媽
85
00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,434
再會了,大都市
86
00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:50,021
格林家要去度假了
87
00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,689
我好興奮啊
88
00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,858
格林家要去度假了
89
00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,527
感覺好像在拍電影
90
00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,696
格林家要去度假了
91
00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:00,782
要去哪裡?賞鯊之旅?
92
00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,450
格林家要去度假了
93
00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,661
- 會有什麼發現?
- 我要爽玩
94
00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,955
格林家要去度假了
95
00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,873
我要大喊,家庭假期
96
00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,000
格林家要去度假了
97
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,085
我等不及了
98
00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,419
爸爸,我們要去哪?
99
00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,380
你不快點跟我說的話,我就要爆炸了
100
00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,798
拜託你告訴我們,爸爸
101
00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,549
好吧,聽好了
102
00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:19,968
我們要去...
103
00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:24,055
我們去年去過的觀光自駕旅行
104
00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,140
什麼?
105
00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,310
抱歉,我的耳朵肯定是被毛毛蟲塞住了
106
00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,646
因為我好像聽到你說我們要去
107
00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,482
去年去過的觀光自駕旅行
108
00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:37,610
我想說去年玩得那麼開心
何不再去一次?
109
00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,029
- 確實很好玩
- 當然,有何不可?
110
00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:43,616
誰在乎去年的假期啊?
那些地方我們都去過了
111
00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,828
我以為我們要去新的地方,玩些刺激的
112
00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,705
那我的度假好想法呢?
113
00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,957
你是說你那張塗鴉嗎?
114
00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,041
這可是...
115
00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,377
小冊子
116
00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,337
我的想法你一個都不喜歡嗎?
117
00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,798
蟋蟀,你的度假想法都很亂來
118
00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,425
更不用說都很危險了
119
00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:04,595
從總統雕像山上低空跳傘哪裡危險了?
120
00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,640
我們會穿上降落傘
121
00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,185
聽著,自駕旅行會很安全、有趣,而且...
122
00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:13,146
記得好玩計量器嗎?
123
00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,565
數値上昇了
124
00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,359
好玩計量器要破表了
125
00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,069
爸,別提什麼好玩計量器了
126
00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:23,698
我的好玩計量器會很開放
而且我的日記已經準備好了
127
00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,576
當然是指収集寶貴的回憶
128
00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,580
去哪我都沒差,衹要能離開這裡就好
129
00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:34,500
這樣的態度就對了
沒什麼比預料之中更好玩的了
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一切的一切都比預料之中更好玩
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看來是個糟糕的開始
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等等,在開始自駕行之前
我們要把蔬果送到大科技公司?
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他們的女執行長有夠怪的
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(大科技公司)
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那個怪女士是我們最棒的顧客
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所以我們趕快送完貨,展開我們的假期吧
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好耶
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有人在嗎?札普女士?
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大家都上哪去了?
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這肯定是什麼重要的場合
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掌聲歡迎大科技公司執行長,關朵琳札普
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是我,關朵琳札普
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在大科技公司
我們努力打造更美好的明天
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我要問各位,太空是什麼?
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我是太空總署前太空人史考特凱利
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我在太空生活了一年
但我還是不知道太空是什麼
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眞的很難懂
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警衛,把史考特凱利趕走
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總之呢,太空已經不再是
我們丟垃圾的地方了
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(垃圾大砲)
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再會了,垃圾
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太空充滿了無限的可能性
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就像被我開除的反對者,你可能會說
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「人類無法在太空生存
那裡沒有食物和住所」
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說得對,這時就輪到大科技公司登場
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我們成功地
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在一顆小行星上創造了農業生產系統
我說的可是太空作物
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(玉米、萵苣、四季豆、番茄)
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- 好酷
- 眞厲害
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這些太空蔬菜
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是我們生產的高科技農夫機器人耕種的
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你好啊,採収時間到了
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眞了不起
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我們解決了食物問題,那住所呢?
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容我介紹大科技公司最頂尖的外太空成就
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我們的太空飯店
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(太空飯店)
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什麼?
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它是一間飯店,而且聽好了,它在太空
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這間高檔太空度假勝地什麼設施都有
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包括漂浮無邊際泳池、零重力康加舞
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以及知道你名字的小小洗髮精
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你好嗎,傑瑞德?
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(小洗髮精)
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我的天啊
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那一定會是超棒的假期
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訂房價格...
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是便宜到令人吃驚的一晚一千萬元
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眞是的,誰有那麼多錢啊
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- 蟋蟀
- 雷米?
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眞高興看到你
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小心點,朋友,你來這裡做什麼?
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我們家要去太空飯店
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我等不及要上太空,到那裡跳康加舞了
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我從來沒跳過,但我感覺我曼妙的身材
很適合跳那種舞
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超羨慕你
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我羨慕的不是跳康加舞
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而是能上太空這種獨一無二的體驗
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我決定了,我要跟你一起去
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抱歉,雷米
但你得捨棄一些衣服,騰出空間
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蟋蟀,現在不是玩行李箱的好時機
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我們還得去送蔬果呢
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再見,蟋蟀,祝你在地球玩得開心
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好,収工了,各位
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剛剛的簡報超屌,各位
進行得非常順利
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我的想法終於開花結果了
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壞消息,札普女士
你知道小行星上的農夫機器人嗎?
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可不是嗎?它們太完美了
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- 它們故障了
- 你說什麼?
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不管我們怎麼做
它們就是不肯採収太空作物
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這是水果嗎?
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(發生錯誤:已斷線)
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這可不妙,我需要那些太空作物
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這個計畫絕不能失敗
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如果農夫機器人無法収成作物
那我就需要有人代勞
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但要找誰呢?
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格林一家來也
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帶著您的農產品前來報到
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聚光燈有夠亮的
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這是您訂的蔬果,札普女士
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當然了
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格林一家
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你們想不想上太空啊?
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你是說外太空嗎?
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太陽跟月亮
還有它們的星星朋友住的地方?
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沒錯,孩子,聽著
我在一顆小行星上安排了一組機器人
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但結果它們少了一些人性
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也就是你身為人類農夫所擁有的人性
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所以我想送你們到我美麗的太空臭石頭
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幫我採収農作物,你們意下如何?
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這有什麼好問的?
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當然好,我們絕對要去
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這對我們來說是完美的假期
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札普女士,我想您一定是搞錯了
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我們的農產品雖然美味至極
但我們不是太空人
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聽著,如果有件事是我十分確定的
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那就是教太空人耕種
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比教農夫當太空人困難多了
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我這幾年來都是這麼說的
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蟋蟀
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爸,這是一輩子難得的機會
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我們可以成為太空中第一批農夫
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第一批上太空的格林家族成員
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這比去已經去過的景點好玩多了
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抱歉,女士,但送我們這種鄉下人上太空
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絕對是不負責任的表現
更不用說十分危險了
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可是爸...
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再說,我們已經有非常合適的假期計畫了
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走吧,家人們
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可是...
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別擔心,弟弟
開闊的道路會讓你聯想到太空的
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(銀河系最好玩的地方)
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你們先走吧,我要...綁鞋帶
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札普女士
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是的,洗帥格林,鮑伯的兒子
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對,我也是他的合夥人
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聽著,關朵寶貝
我爸衹是談條件的方法比較強硬
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太空旅行對我的家人來說
肯定是難得的好機會
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比爾格林衹是希望你能提出更好的條件
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原來如此,所以你們不想無償付出
你們想要報酬
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想像一下,我們幫你採収太空作物
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換取在太空飯店的一次免費住宿
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這樣我們就不用付你們酬勞了,那麼...
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西曬格林,就這麼說定了
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我剛得知我需要解釋清楚
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雖然太空充滿了無窮無盡的刺激可能性
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但也充滿了未知的危險
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你確定你的家人準備好了嗎?
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完全沒問題,把我們傳送上去吧
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太好了,先澄清一下
我們沒辦法把你們傳送上去
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我們試過,但結果非常可怕
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好了,各位,繫上安全帶
我們的假期即將正式展開
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倒數三、二、一
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爸
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我有好消息要跟你們說
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蟋蟀,直接跳到東西上面很危險的,兒子
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所以我才幫你做了...泡泡紙安全帽
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抱歉,那幾週前破了
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但我有個一生難得的機會可以補償你
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札普女士說就算你是個呆瓜
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是她說的,不是我,因為你拒絕她的提議
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她還是會讓我們體驗
大科技公司頂尖的全新太空模擬器
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- 太空模擬器?
- 再多告訴提莉一點
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那是一種能讓你覺得
你好像要上太空的設施
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可是又能安全待在原地
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那都是虛擬的
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繫上安全帶,蟋蟀
不想塞車的話最好趕快上路
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等等,爸,你沒在聽我說
我保證這會很好玩的
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「好玩」
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是啊,而且我的好玩計量器
已經掉到非常低了
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好吧,為了好玩計量器,什麼都行
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但我們要快去快回
那個小小的模擬器在哪?
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(管制區)
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(破銅爛鐵)
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天啊
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那就是模擬器?
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眞是砸了重金呢,爸,繼續往前開
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快到了,位置剛剛好
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還眞是大手筆呢
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嘿,別亂摸
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太空裝...好耶
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等一下
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檢查完成,準備發射
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這不是模擬,重複,這不是模擬
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他剛剛說「這不是模擬」嗎?
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他一定得這麼說,這樣才逼眞
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好吧
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(發射倒數)
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十、九、八、七...
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蟋蟀說得對,這眞好玩
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結束後再叫醒我
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三、二、一,點火
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成功昇空
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這個模擬感覺...
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超...逼眞
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好耶
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我臉頰肉都快散了
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抵達外太空
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我們在飄浮
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我是說這個模擬是不是很酷啊,大家?
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好棒的發現
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模擬月球,跟眞的月球一模一樣
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筆先生,快點回來
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這也叫月球?
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我有個更棒的月球,而且又大又黃
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別再轉了,愛麗絲
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撐著點,媽,我來幫你
我為什麼飄到天花板了?
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你辦到了,蟋蟀格林
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人工重力啟動
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這個模擬也許是假的,但我眞的好想吐
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(氣閘)
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- 我最好去外面透透氣
- 我可不會...
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- 爸
- 爸爸
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我的日記
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完蛋了...
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00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,814
發生什麼事了?
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- 好吧,看起來挺像眞的
- 爸
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未經許可就離開太空船
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違反了札普太空人規定
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但這次就放過你們,因為我們還沒介紹到
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你是誰?
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我是科琳沃德指揮官
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要帶領你們完成
你們高尚無比的大科技公司任務
334
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,519
等等,「任務」?蟋蟀?
335
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,022
她是指模擬任務中的...
336
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,440
好吧,我們來到太空了
337
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,234
這裡是太空?
338
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:33,075
太空...
339
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,868
沒錯,太空
340
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:38,539
但不是太空中隨便一個地方
這是關朵琳號
341
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:42,167
由札普女士本人設計,獨一無二的太空船
342
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,004
搭載大科技公司的最新科技
343
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,506
(地球來電)
344
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,966
你們好啊,格林一家
345
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,134
希望你們...
346
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:54,054
我忘記在三明治裡夾東西
變成單吃麵包了
347
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,724
我聯絡你們是想感謝你們挺身而出
348
00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:00,853
自願接下重要的農作物拯救任務
你們眞好心
349
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,937
好吧
350
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,815
札普女士,看來是發生了誤會
351
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:09,361
我兒子騙了你,也騙了我們全家人
他是個小騙子,女士
352
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,196
說服比較好聽
353
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,116
我們是農夫,我們跟太空不熟
354
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,951
很抱歉,但我一定得要求
355
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,203
請你讓我們立刻返航
356
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,455
我很樂意
357
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,958
你們衹要付清火箭燃料開銷就能回來了
358
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,294
也就是廿億元
359
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,049
稍等,我看一下我的銀行戶頭
360
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,259
可惜我們錢不夠
361
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:36,305
看來我們衹能執行你的太空任務了
362
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,681
好耶
363
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,860
(葛洛莉亞及格林咖啡)
364
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,491
跟你說一聲,泰瑞想喝的是冰拿鐵
365
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,328
那你為什麼呆站在那看我...
366
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,540
- 老兄,幫我拿一下好嗎?
- 是的,女士
367
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,793
南希格林?我從沒跟南希相處過
368
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,379
她就像我從未有過的酷媽
眞希望她對我有好感
369
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,340
- 滾,你們該走了,再見
- 好吧
370
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,010
葛洛莉亞,我要一杯黑咖啡
最好是黑到像一場惡夢
371
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,388
沒問題,南希,一杯惡夢奇諾馬上來
372
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,600
為什麼要開這個玩笑?有夠蠢的
373
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,937
聽說你忙著看家
374
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,065
是啊,這次換比爾帶孩子們去度假了
375
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,402
以我對他的了解
他們應該去了某個安全可靠的地方
376
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:37,199
- 這絕對是危險又不可靠
- 比爾?
377
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,159
(太空,新聞快報)
378
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,620
我們剛収到最新消息
本地一位鄉巴佬上了太空
379
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,664
為了解這項大膽的任務
380
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,999
我們訪問到大科技公司的執行長
關朵琳札普
381
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:49,378
沒錯,女士,我超級成功的公司
大科技公司
382
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,048
剛把第一位人類農夫
送上一顆小行星採収農作物
383
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:57,386
這是觀察我們的科技
用在一般市民身上的好機會
384
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,930
來看看按下所有按鈕後會發生什麼事
385
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,056
(現場直播)
386
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,141
(錯誤)
387
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,059
你在搞什麼?
388
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,435
什麼?
389
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,689
這完全說不通
比爾帶著孩子們上了太空?
390
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,399
他可是安全牌先生
391
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:14,236
對,他有一次把我手上的香蕉拍掉
因為它「太銳利了」
392
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,948
我有不好的預感
我要去大科技公司找出解答
393
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,241
等等,我跟你一起去
394
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,410
我認識你,卻沒有機會多了解你
395
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,454
但我跟你的家人相處了很久,我能幫上忙
396
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,707
我們肯定能合作無間
397
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,667
我們能成為夢幻隊
398
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,592
謝了,葛洛莉亞,但你看起來很忙
399
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,676
我還是自己去比較好
400
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,095
好,再見,好閨密
401
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,389
我是說南希,我是說...
402
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,391
丟臉死了
403
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,189
格林一家要執行太空任務?這太扯了
404
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,482
蟋蟀,眞不敢相信你這麼魯莽
405
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,276
我們的假期都泡湯了
406
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:58,071
看來我有新發現了,父子的背叛
407
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,616
可惜我已經沒有日記能記錄了
408
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,243
對啊,我現在氣得像熱鍋裡的螃蟹
409
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,746
太空害我的義肢變得軟綿綿的
410
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,914
搞什麼?
411
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,874
你的劣質義肢已經在發射時的
412
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,667
巨大G力下分解了
413
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,087
這可不妙,你欠我一條新腿,小鬼
414
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,257
聽著,我們可以一直吵是誰騙了誰
415
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,009
你,就是你
416
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,762
但稍微看看我們現在在哪裡吧
417
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,848
我們不衹置身於可能是最酷的地方
418
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:29,269
我還讓札普女士同意
讓我們到驚人的太空飯店免費住宿
419
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,606
這會是格林一家史上最棒的假期
420
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,275
我們不會去住那間詭異的飯店
421
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,111
任務一結束,我們就要直接回家
422
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,364
爸,你衹是因為擔心才這麼說
423
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,283
但如果我們這樣的鄉村家庭
都能應付大都市了
424
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,619
太空肯定也難不倒我們
425
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,538
不對,菜鳥,太空極度危險
426
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:52,125
你們絕對撐不過這個任務
除非學習並遵守規則
427
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,502
(札普太空人規則手冊)
428
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,712
規則?最重要的規則
429
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,381
肯定是玩得開心,對吧,科琳?
430
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,300
首先,你們要稱我為「沃德指揮官」
431
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,136
再者,你們眞是大錯特錯
432
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,472
太空不適合度假,這裡非常危險
433
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,724
你唯一的武器就是這些規定
434
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,977
除非你的目標是漫步進黑洞
435
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,937
聽系統的話,札普規定開始了
436
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,482
別奔跑、別用手比槍,更不能直視太陽
437
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:19,653
抬頭挺胸、補充水份、屁股一定要夾緊
438
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,989
請務必要消毒,要保持專心
439
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,157
迷你高爾夫絕對不能碰,沒有例外
440
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,492
那何必蓋這個設施?
441
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,412
這是札普太空人規定
442
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,124
全部學起來,別當傻子
443
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,625
規定還多著呢,各位
444
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,295
這架火箭上有許多驚奇發明
445
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,256
它可不是小男孩的玩具
全都鎖在一個櫃子裡
446
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,634
一個理所當然的常識,別碰冷凍艙
霧氣會把你凍住
447
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,886
變成人類冰棒,你可能需要送醫
448
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,347
除非你想要牙齒打顫,滑稽可笑
449
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,641
當你進到駕駛艙,不准你們亂操作
450
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,768
請給會的人操作,不會的人就別碰
451
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,770
這些要求都不難,衹求你們別搗亂
452
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,939
亂操作就會害我們撞上海王星
453
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:59,526
這是札普太空人規定,能讓你保住小命
454
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,445
別坐在那流口水
455
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,363
共有8095條規定
456
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:07,617
天才關朵琳,為我和你寫了這本指南
457
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,161
為了打造更好的明天
458
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,122
我們都必須嚴格遵守這些規定
459
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,166
這項計畫不許失敗
460
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,376
大科技必將戰勝
461
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,420
你們聽到規則了,最好徹底遵守
462
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,380
不然就無法活著分享故事
463
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,925
好了,有人想發問嗎?
464
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,638
- 請說,格林先生
- 剛剛那一切讓我有點想吐
465
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,183
- 我可以去廁所嗎?
- 不行
466
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,477
我陪你前往適合的設施
467
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,938
你們三個留在實驗室
千萬別違反任何規定
468
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,524
還違反規定呢,待會要你好看
469
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,611
好,誰準備好來場好玩的假期?
470
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,322
如果我的日記還在
我就會是現在這個姿勢
471
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,701
我得做點什麼來挽救氣氛
472
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,830
(發明倉庫,超屌警告)
473
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,624
很好,這能派上用場
474
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:00,003
科學眞了不起
475
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,259
(八十三號實驗:失敗)
476
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:07,511
這是什麼?
477
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,028
天啊,你好美
478
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,364
但你是什麼東西?
479
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:31,368
來看看吧,根據你的標籤
你是「失敗的八十三號實驗
480
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,122
原本是設計用來清理玻璃
卻冒出感覺能力
481
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,624
現在會破壞碰到的所有玻璃」
482
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:38,708
這樣啊?
483
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:44,881
眞有意思
484
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:48,093
「失敗的八十三號實驗」念起來不太順
485
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:52,472
我決定叫你餅乾
因為跟你相處感覺很開心
486
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,519
餅乾,你一定會是名留青史的日記素材
487
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,188
可惜我的日記現在不在身邊
488
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:03,400
這個巨大的扳手不太適合當柺杖
489
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,569
那是什麼東西?
490
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:12,617
- 提莉、奶奶,那是什麼東西?
- 我剛剛才問過
491
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,369
你們兩個眞沒禮貌
492
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:18,874
好,聽著,很抱歉這趟太空假期的開端
不太順利
493
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,793
提莉的日記不見了,奶奶的義肢化成灰
494
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:27,299
但看看我能不能改變你們對太空的看法
就用這些
495
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,969
- 一條機械腿?
- 一個三角形?
496
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,220
- 我跟你交換
- 什麼?
497
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,972
提莉,你等一下
498
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,099
這個按鈕是做什麼用的?
499
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,559
奶奶,你沒事吧?
500
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:41,354
帥啊,這才像話,還有什麼功能?
501
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,158
餅乾,快看,這好像是某種太空錄影機
502
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,952
比地球日記有趣吧?用用看吧
503
00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,874
太空日誌,第一則,我的名字是提莉格林
504
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,335
度假客和新日記的擁有者
505
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,922
無論我是乘著彗星,或是探索遙遠的世界
506
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,799
我現在有辦法記錄一切了
507
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,926
謝謝你,弟弟
508
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,762
我很期待要繼續這趟太空假期冒險
509
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,180
看看前方有什麼新鮮事
510
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,807
好,我改變想法了,太空讚,我愛太空
511
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:18,892
我也是
512
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,937
太空...
513
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,523
搞定兩位,還剩一位
514
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,235
爸,準備好來點快樂的事了嗎?
515
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:32,155
我有各種酷炫的太空垃圾
包括這個不知道是什麼的東西
516
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,115
你在搞什麼鬼?
517
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,786
如我先前所說的
前往關朵琳的耕種小行星
518
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,748
是一項重要的任務,不是什麼輕鬆的假期
519
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,667
我不容許任何樂趣
520
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,169
你一定是在開玩笑,對吧?
521
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,589
那樣就代表好玩,不,我不開玩笑的
522
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,591
你眞的很嚴格
523
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,385
謝謝
524
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,970
直接朝太陽飛過去了
525
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,054
不是吧
526
00:25:56,054 --> 00:26:01,434
為了確保你守規矩,我會時時刻刻監視你
527
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,357
我知道雖然我說我會時時刻刻監視你
528
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:11,194
然後卻馬上離開,但別小看我的宣言
529
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,990
好吧,蟋蟀,看來科琳會阻止我們
530
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,326
在太空假期中玩得愉快,除非...
531
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,452
除掉她
532
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:22,038
什麼?奶奶,我們不能除掉她
533
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:25,166
不是...我是說「除草劑」
534
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,586
我註意到這條腿有園藝模式
535
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,547
別忤逆我
536
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,008
不過我會幫你對付指揮官
537
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,010
那女人壞了我的好心情
538
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,930
我同意,奶奶,而且我想我知道該怎麼做
539
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,059
很好,如規定般乾淨
540
00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,394
科琳
541
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,896
- 怎麼了?
- 大事不好了
542
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:49,899
眞的很嚴重、很不妙...
543
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,737
奶奶在冷凍艙裡,她違反了規定第三二零條
544
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,532
第三二三條?
545
00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,367
她會害死我們
546
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,286
跟我來
547
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,789
她就在那裡,科琳,快去抓她
548
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,166
(錯誤)
549
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,878
什麼?等等
550
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,962
(準備就緒)
551
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,256
嗨
552
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,925
放我出去,這樣是違反規定的
553
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,469
玩得開心也違反規定啊
554
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,180
抱歉,科琳,這是為了我的家人
555
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,600
不行...
556
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,976
(冷凍)
557
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:28,897
成功了,而且她還活得好好的,這樣很好
558
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,275
冰塊指揮官沒辦法再來煩我們了
559
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,656
第卅二項,一項驚人的發現
560
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:41,242
叛變正在進行,混亂一觸即發
而我的胃是一團翻攪
561
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:44,412
蟋蟀和奶奶背叛了我們的指揮官
562
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,414
你沒有證據,快跑
563
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:54,172
提莉,我知道這看起來不妙
但這是為了爸
564
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,508
科琳害爸不能享受
565
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,551
這趟畢生難得的太空假期
566
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,595
你不希望爸也能玩得開心嗎?
567
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,098
我當然希望了,你怎麼會覺得我不希望?
568
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:06,768
那你就能理解
我們傾向把指揮官冰起來的立場
569
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,729
我不知道
570
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:12,774
蟋蟀,你不覺得這麼做很瘋狂嗎?
571
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,944
把唯一會駕駛這艘太空船的人冰起來?
572
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:21,533
沒事的,反正電腦會操作一切
573
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,536
碰上麻煩的話,我們就馬上放她出來
574
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,996
- 這個嘛...
- 為了爸?
575
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:31,584
好吧,為了爸爸,你得到了提莉的支持
576
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,169
還有餅乾的支持
577
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,505
- 提莉,太近了
- 不
578
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,053
有人在嗎?大科技公司?
579
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,390
你們把我的家人送上太空
我有一大堆問題要問
580
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,564
你的家人?你一定是說格林一家
581
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,150
我知道你有血緣關係
因為我能解讀你的脫氧核糖核酸
582
00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,612
嘿,下次先提醒一下吧
583
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:00,989
警告
584
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,033
- 你可能要註意一下膽固醇
- 發生什麼事了?
585
00:29:04,033 --> 00:29:05,952
我的家人應該要在自駕旅行才對
586
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,996
而不是什麼瘋狂的星際之旅
587
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,289
他們沒事吧?
588
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,415
「他們沒事吧?」
589
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,587
這可是大科技公司,他們當然還活著
590
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,714
我問的可不是這樣
591
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,259
你的家人自告奮勇
592
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,887
要為我到小行星上採収蔬菜
593
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,598
歡迎來到任務中心
594
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:31,770
我們能從這裡監控他們的生命徵像
好玩數値、星象等等
595
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:37,776
而在這裡,我們正在上傳修補程式
想辦法更新那些討厭的農夫機器人
596
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,612
這項任務投入了最龐大的資金
597
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,906
所以也用上了世上最頂尖的設備
598
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,366
所以放心吧,你的家人很安全
599
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,826
危險...
600
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,328
這是怎麼回事?
601
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,288
全是例行公事
602
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,664
這不是例行公事
603
00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,542
我保證你完全不需要擔心,酷酷南希
604
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,127
你應該要擔心
605
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:59,506
你知道我們為了修理故障的農夫機器人
而上傳的修補程式嗎?
606
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,382
可不是嗎?那完美無瑕
607
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,301
其實出了很多錯
608
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,513
- 我們完全無法操控機器人了
- 還眞是不幸
609
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,682
不幸?你得立刻向我家人發出警告
610
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,601
大科技公司的參觀到此結束
611
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:12,852
(驅逐)
612
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,355
你得讓我的家人安全回家,札普女士
613
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:19,609
再見,掰了個掰掰
614
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:32,330
爸,壞消息,科琳好像月亮中毒了
615
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,332
因為盯著月亮看太久
616
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,959
眞是遺憾
617
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:40,046
對吧?總之呢
在她修養且不能煩我們的時候
618
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:45,385
她說我們應該遵守規定第三三條
就是在任務開始前玩得開心
619
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,262
你們自己去玩吧
620
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,848
我有點忙
621
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,517
(格林家自駕旅行)
622
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,022
跟我聊聊吧,老大
623
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:01,276
我衹是覺得沒去自駕旅行很可惜
624
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,903
我知道都是去年去過的景點
625
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:06,406
但我那次眞的玩得很開心
626
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:09,784
開車一整天,你們兩個小鬼頭在後面胡鬧
627
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:11,703
那時眞的很快樂
628
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:16,374
是啊,可是爸,我們現在在外太空耶
629
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:21,379
我們不必重溫以前的回憶
我們可以創造刺激的新回憶
630
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,589
大概吧
631
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,883
來吧,我給你看一樣東西
632
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,467
蟋蟀,什麼?
633
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:30,013
你衹需要見識太空有多有趣
634
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:42,650
你本來不想來太空,我能理解你的沮喪
635
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:48,573
翹起腳,試著放鬆
享受刺激無比的太空假期
636
00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:52,035
太空讚,太空好玩
637
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,870
什麼比好玩更好玩?
638
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,996
沒有
639
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,790
太空最棒,毫無疑問
640
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,960
我會在這首歌唱完前說服你
641
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,088
我們可以釣太空深海魚
642
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,299
希望會有大魚咬餌
643
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,636
誰知道我們會抓到什麼
644
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,387
快看,是衛星
645
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,725
來去探索一艘棄置的太空船
646
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,978
看看會發現什麼
647
00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:21,564
等等,那是一隻黑猩猩嗎?
648
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:25,401
身為動物愛好者我好興奮
649
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:30,990
沒事的,爸,記得呼吸,看吧,你沒事的
650
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,910
太空讚,太空好玩
651
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,245
什麼比好玩更好玩?
652
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,330
沒有
653
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:40,166
大家一起拍拍手
654
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:43,002
耳朵張開,乖乖聽你兒子的
655
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,588
總算啊,我們玩到高空彈跳了
656
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:48,007
朝著底下的地球跳
657
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,719
刺激的活動配上美景
658
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,888
這個組合超屌
659
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:58,059
對吧,爸?你不得不承認
660
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:01,145
除了黑猩猩那個橋段
661
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,898
到了這時,你一定能明白
662
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:07,151
太空到底有多讚
663
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,862
太空讚,太空好玩
664
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,156
什麼比好玩更好玩?
665
00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:18,746
別管那個了
666
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,039
因為太空有夠好玩
667
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,001
發生什麼事了?
668
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,670
怎麼會...
669
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,754
糟了
670
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,590
嚇死我個馬鈴薯
671
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,759
我們要進入小行星帶了
672
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,636
那不是小行星帶
673
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:36,848
那是垃圾帶
674
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,599
各位,快回到太空船上
675
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:48,151
天啊,札普女士說我們都把垃圾丟到太空
眞的沒開玩笑
676
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,610
而且指揮官人呢?
677
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,991
蟋蟀,你不覺得該把那個人解凍了嗎?
678
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:58,786
提莉,我衹差一點就能說服爸
一起享受太空假期了
679
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,788
如果放科琳出來,她會毀了一切
680
00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,374
那要靠誰帶我們逃離這裡?
681
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,876
就是這個
682
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,336
爸,你應該帶領我們飛離這裡
683
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:11,340
什麼?蟋蟀,你怎麼會認為
我有能力駕駛太空船?
684
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,803
就像去年自駕旅行你開著破銅爛鐵一樣
685
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:18,890
你很習慣面對壅塞的交通、閃躲路殺動物
686
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,601
而且再瘋狂的天氣你也經歷過
687
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,561
這又會差多少?
688
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,813
自駕旅行?
689
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,523
方向盤交給你了,老大
690
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:34,405
好,家人們,繫好安全帶
691
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,866
等等,這裡沒有安全帶
692
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:43,873
好,我能應付,就像尖峰時段的州際公路
693
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:49,170
孩子們,爸爸在駕駛時請不要玩燈
694
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,589
自駕旅行,不過是場自駕旅行
695
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:55,301
爸,提莉一直用腳踢我
696
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,678
才沒有,我是不小心的
697
00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:01,099
不准打架,別逼我去後面教訓你們
698
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:05,686
看路啊,老兄
要打方向燈,聽過那玩意兒嗎?
699
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,105
爸爸,小心
700
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,448
休想打亂我的自駕旅行
701
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,035
我的天啊
702
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,624
爸爸會搞定的...
703
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,630
糟了
704
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,510
不過是小擦傷,打個蠟就沒事了
705
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,650
爸,你辦到了
706
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,486
- 做得好,爸爸
- 我總算能以你這個兒子為傲了
707
00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:57,196
好,我們要倒下去了
708
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,450
剛剛太讚了,你們有看到嗎?
709
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,952
- 有
- 我們都看到了
710
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,704
來抱一個,家人們
711
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,122
物體靠近
712
00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:09,625
我的天啊
713
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,962
是太空飯店
714
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:16,382
那是零重力泳池嗎?
715
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,634
看看那些太空食物
716
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,220
推得漂亮,瑪莎
717
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,223
那就是現代沙狐球未來的樣貌
718
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,892
眞的應有盡有
719
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,812
- 你們好啊,格林一家
- 雷米?
720
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:33,316
我在這裡,快看外面
721
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,525
雷米
722
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,778
我們正要搭飯店的免費接駁太空船
723
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:40,698
看看我們,來到了太空,誰想得到?
724
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,742
- 誰想得到?
- 誰想得到?
725
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,244
誰想得到?
726
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,663
- 誰想得到?
- 誰想得到?
727
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,083
雷米,小心
728
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,921
- 他們開火了
- 快逃啊
729
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,255
別朝光芒走去
730
00:36:56,756 --> 00:37:00,051
不,沒事的,這衹是牽引光束
731
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,136
這是大科技公司的頂尖成果
732
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:05,598
也是世人即將見證的最強大力量
733
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,266
它是在幫我們停靠
734
00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:11,520
牽引光束?看起來不像牽引機啊
735
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:17,318
第卌一項,飯店用來抓取的巨大發亮東西
抓住了我的註意力
736
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:21,906
該走了,希望能在舞池見
737
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:29,914
爸,等我們完成任務
我們一定要去太空飯店
738
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,250
一定會是史上最棒的假期
739
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,419
怎麼樣啊,比爾?
就讓開心時光延續下去吧
740
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,545
拜託了,爸爸
741
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:42,468
不知道耶,我要看看我的好玩計量器
742
00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:47,723
我的好玩計量器現在是「好玩破表」
743
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,144
我們還有農作物要採収
744
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:55,273
但在那之後,飯店聽起來棒極了
745
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,442
我現在終於了解
746
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,237
太空到底有多讚
747
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,325
你不會後悔的,爸,我保證
748
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:12,248
好了,我們朝那顆小行星前進
去採収那些太空作物吧
749
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:15,793
再來就能到太空飯店享受太空假期
750
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,087
從沒想過我會說出這種話
751
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:20,965
爸爸眞是的
752
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,760
太空...
753
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:32,893
南希?
754
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,061
葛洛莉亞
755
00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:35,604
好,酷
756
00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:36,772
這是你點的咖啡
757
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442
你打來讓我好開心
因為你本來說你要自己來
758
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,485
但你大概好好考慮過夢幻隊...
759
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:45,406
葛洛莉亞,我的家人都在太空
我沒有人能聯絡了
760
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,034
可是你還是聯絡我了
761
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,454
- 所以...
- 專心
762
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:55,458
那些大科技的小丑知道我盯上他們了
現在我無法靠近
763
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,709
(南希勿入)
764
00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:59,045
我需要你幫忙闖進去
765
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,505
沒問題,但要怎麼做?
766
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,760
關朵琳點的咖啡來了
767
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,179
我的大腦好難受
768
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,764
保持冷靜
769
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,433
允許進入,歡迎來到大科技公司
770
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,934
夢幻隊
771
00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:17,063
是不是很高興你有聯絡我...
772
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,566
發現南希格林
773
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,071
我們該怎麼辦?
774
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,197
做好準備
775
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,908
等等,為什麼?你為什麼在後退?
776
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:37,249
這才叫香醇有勁
777
00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:40,002
說得好,你是突然想到的嗎?
778
00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:42,296
為什麼我都想不到很酷的句子?
779
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,218
札普女士?
780
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,554
我們發現農夫機器人失靈程式碼的來源了
781
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:54,850
那些機器人不是設定成務農
因為有個字打錯了
782
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:58,187
(攻擊)
783
00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,942
- 這可不妙
- 聽好了,女士
784
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,944
我知道你的機器人出了毛病
785
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,738
如果你不馬上警告我的家人
你麻煩就大了
786
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,573
不好意思,你有許可...
787
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,743
我們是夢幻隊,小老弟,千萬別忘了
788
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,746
南希格林,別擔心
789
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,998
你的家人很安全,你自己看
790
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:20,793
他們正要降落在我的耕種小行星
791
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,009
你們快看
792
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:31,178
這太驚人了
793
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:36,267
蟋蟀格林即將在太空中的小行星
邁開第一步
794
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,353
我浮起來了,幫個忙好嗎?
795
00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:42,565
蟋蟀,步伐要輕,不然你會飄走的
796
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:43,732
好
797
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:46,819
別忘了,任務結束後,我們要去太空飯店
798
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,363
帥啊,史上最棒假期
799
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:52,491
眞的,不過怎麼沒看到農夫機器人?
800
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,161
可能去摸魚了,一群懶惰鬼
801
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,164
在那邊,它們看起來滿認眞工作的
802
00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:01,417
- 去死
- 去死
803
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,419
小鏟子可不是這樣用的
804
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,130
這些機器人比我以為的更需要幫助
805
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,383
它們眞的弄得一團亂
806
00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,802
幸好格林一家來了
807
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,304
- 好耶
- 沒錯
808
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,724
好誇張,快看看這些太空筒倉
809
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:20,561
它們在裡面耕種?這眞是...我眞的覺得...
810
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,189
看到你開心眞棒,老大,我們走吧
811
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:27,026
看來這是入口,來看看有沒有人在家吧
812
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:34,366
抱歉,老兄,休息時間結束了
813
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,370
再來要去哪?
814
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:46,545
眞是驚人,看看這個地方
815
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:50,716
我們可以在天花板上行走,也許是地面
取決於你怎麼看
816
00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:52,927
好了,格林一家,開始務農吧
817
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,470
早就搶先你一步了,小子
818
00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,224
採収一個,一個給餅乾
819
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,608
眞不敢相信我在太空中務農
820
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:11,987
這可是太空紅蘿蔔耶,眞的好開心
821
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:16,075
是啊,我的好玩計量器來到了最高數値
822
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,826
我也是
823
00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:20,037
我就不客氣了
824
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,956
嘿,放開,快給我
825
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,376
偵測到有機生命
826
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,628
蕪菁甘藍?夠接近了
827
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:32,341
各位,機器人好像有問題
828
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,094
- 怎麼了?
- 金絲瓜,必須栽種
829
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,638
猴子鞋,必須跳躍
830
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,723
說些蠢話還挺有趣的
831
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,021
第67項,我開始覺得這些農夫機器人
832
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,148
並沒有考量到我的最大利益
833
00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:49,942
該修剪了
834
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,820
我的假設證實了
835
00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:59,410
農夫機器人發瘋了,它們想種植我們
836
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,412
- 走丟的番茄
- 走丟的番茄
837
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:07,167
- 要怎麼離開這裡?
- 胡桃南瓜,必須栽種
838
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,837
我還沒蹺辮子,別想讓我入土
839
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,719
有出口了,各位,跟我來
840
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,012
別又來了
841
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:24,184
趁那些邪惡機器人殺死他們前
快救我的家人離開
842
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:27,855
放輕鬆,我會聯絡沃德指揮官
她會處理好一切
843
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:31,859
你好,指揮官?我需要你處理好一切
844
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,361
你在嗎?
845
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:38,157
指揮官?在嗎?
846
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:44,747
- 媽,關門
- 什麼?
847
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,457
想都別想,笨瓜
848
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,586
- 快離開這個小行星
- 好
849
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:53,339
發射程序失敗
850
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:57,384
- 失敗?
- 等一下,我試試看別的方法
851
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,764
錯誤...
852
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:04,516
- 它失靈了
- 你才失靈了
853
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,938
- 沃德指揮官?
- 完蛋了
854
00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:12,983
還好這艘太空船上還有人有點常識
855
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,654
抱歉,蟋蟀,我得把她放出來
我們需要她的幫助
856
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,448
放出來?我以為她是月球中毒?
857
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:24,411
我來告訴你發生了什麼事
你兒子把我關在冷凍艙裡
858
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,871
- 什麼?
- 別聽她的
859
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:29,166
那是中毒後的胡言亂語
她一定是腦袋感染了
860
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,960
不,蟋蟀,是時候坦承了
861
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,171
是眞的,我幫了那小子
862
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:37,883
而我考慮過要守住這個祕密
簡直是喪心病狂
863
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:39,343
抱歉,爸爸
864
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,720
蟋蟀
865
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,472
爸,我能解釋
866
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,349
我是不得已的
867
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,559
科琳阻撓了我們的假期
868
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:51,605
當然了...這完全是你會做的事
869
00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:55,109
有人阻撓你取得你想要的,你就打壓他們
870
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:58,529
你根本不想去我的自駕旅行
所以你就把我們騙來太空
871
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,280
但你本來玩得很開心
872
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,325
兩位,先別吵這個了,追兵來了
873
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,621
天啊
874
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,999
我們得讓這艘太空船動起來
先去遠端的艙室
875
00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:12,084
動作快
876
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:17,798
我知道,餅乾,我也很害怕
877
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,717
現在該怎麼辦?
878
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:20,801
發現問題了
879
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,721
垃圾塞住引擎,破壞了一具推進器
880
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:27,558
如果通過垃圾帶時是我駕駛
就不會發生這種事了
881
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,687
我來看看監視器畫面
882
00:45:33,772 --> 00:45:35,149
它們正逐漸逼近
883
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,026
時間所剩不多了
884
00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:42,281
那我們最好趕快修好那沒用的推進器
885
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,825
垃圾排除過程需要花上好幾個小時
886
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,702
我們沒有那麼多時間
887
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:48,662
- 沃德指揮官
- 札普女士?
888
00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:50,956
就是我,很高興終於聯絡上你了
889
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:53,292
不知道為什麼剛剛一直沒人回應
890
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,586
但沒關係,我們一直在追蹤你們的任務
891
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:59,673
但是我們剛剛才發現
故障的農夫機器人有多危險
892
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:02,092
我們先前絕對不知情
893
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:03,761
她在說謊
894
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,430
總之呢,我註意到太空船的推進器壞了
895
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,390
是被太空垃圾害的?
896
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,767
是的,女士
897
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,560
如果是這樣的話
898
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,397
你們何不用緊急逃生艙來完成任務?
899
00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:16,482
快點
900
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:20,277
- 遵命,札普女士
- 有逃生艙?謝天謝地
901
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:26,158
衹有一個座位?
如果大家擠一擠,我敢說...
902
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:30,662
也可以把蔬果放在座位上
我之前就這樣做過
903
00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:33,332
指揮官,你確定我們沒辦法進去...
904
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,878
慘了
905
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,421
任務完成,札普女士
906
00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:42,591
- 超屌喔
- 什麼?你什麼屁也沒完成
907
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,344
- 你應該要救我們才對
- 正好相反
908
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:48,096
任務是把農作物安全送達大科技公司
909
00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:51,517
而札普太空人規定指出
任務永遠是第一優先
910
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,477
比我們的性命還重要?
911
00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:59,733
是的,比你們的性命重要多了
912
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:02,778
總之呢,做得好,指揮官,你救了我們
913
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:06,740
而且我是指我在乎的東西
就是我的太空作物
914
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:09,993
- 這是我的職責,不,是我的榮幸...
- 再見
915
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:12,204
那個指揮官眞是個開心果
916
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,081
嘿,我的家人怎麼辦?
917
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,417
你馬上讓逃生艙回頭去接他們
918
00:47:18,293 --> 00:47:19,419
辦不到
919
00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:21,421
你的家人要麼自己想出辦法
920
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:24,758
要麼是為了高尚的理由犧牲性命
921
00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:25,926
這是雙贏局面
922
00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:29,763
你怎麼能把一些太空植物
看得比人的性命更重要?
923
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:34,101
你想知道我為什麼
這麼在乎那些太空植物?
924
00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:37,563
- 並不想
- 我就告訴你們吧
925
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,440
一切就從我在唸幼稚園開始
926
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,985
也就是庸才的搖籃
927
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:48,073
但我從那些挖鼻孔的小鬼中脫穎而出
因為我有好辦法
928
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,829
當我出生時
929
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,123
醫生看著我說
930
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,709
他敢發誓
931
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,878
我的頭裡有兩顆大腦
932
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,380
因為我的頭很大
933
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,799
大到裡頭裝滿了許多夢想
934
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:07,926
她會想出好辦法
935
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:11,305
她能把東西變成精妙的機器
936
00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:16,143
他說得對,你想知道我有多聰明嗎?
937
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,478
那個醫生不是男的,是女的
938
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:21,648
而那個醫生就是我,沒錯,我接生了自己
939
00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,985
我們想個辦法讓逃生艙返回小行星上
940
00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:27,487
我的未來一片光明
941
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,740
所有小孩都很仰慕我
942
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,242
我有先見之明
943
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,661
我有眞知灼見
944
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:37,039
但是某一天
945
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,166
我以為我擁有了一切
946
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,918
凱老師卻來攪局
947
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:44,755
她害我覺得自己很渺小
948
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,006
(幼稚園)
949
00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:48,300
她是我的幼稚園老師
950
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,843
我畫了一張畫
951
00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:51,595
一張關於未來的畫
952
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:54,056
畫我有一天要在太空中種蔬菜
953
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,474
你們知道她做了什麼嗎?
954
00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:59,519
她笑著說「眞是可愛的幻想」
955
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:07,277
現在你知道了,是凱老師粉碎了我的夢想
956
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,695
(凱老師,呆瓜、蠢蛋)
957
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,781
但那激勵了我
958
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,325
把我的人生發揮至極限
959
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,160
我每天鞠躬盡瘁
960
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,080
努力研究太空高麗菜和羽衣甘藍
961
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,290
因為衹有這樣
962
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:26,797
才能把復仇規模提昇到最大
963
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:32,886
這也就是為什麼這項計畫
964
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:39,810
絕不能失敗
965
00:49:41,603 --> 00:49:44,731
等等,她就是你歌曲中提到的老師?
966
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,026
你們好,我好像在你們這裡迷路了
967
00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:51,655
總算再次碰面了,我的死敵
968
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,907
「眞是可愛的幻想」是吧?
969
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:57,119
現在這還叫幻想嗎,你這老太婆?
970
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,250
我們該怎麼辦?
971
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,585
聽著,家人們,我們該做的非常明顯
972
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:09,089
到外頭教訓它們
讓那些機器人知道誰才是老大
973
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,174
它們才沒那麼可怕
974
00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,843
你們好啊,朋友們
975
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,471
去死吧
976
00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:18,724
玻璃沒辦法撐太久
977
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,726
快,我們去貨艙
978
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,856
我們完蛋了,面對現實吧
979
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:29,776
聰明的沃德指揮官
害我們失去了唯一的逃生方法
980
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:32,362
我提醒你,要不是你們把我整個人凍起來
981
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:35,198
這一切都不會發生
982
00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,284
一定有什麼方法吧
983
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:40,829
想在這個太空中的焦土逃出生天
984
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,040
我們就得攻擊那些機器人的痛點
985
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,583
關機鈕
986
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,001
我來說明一下
987
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:48,712
- 你辦到了
- 我衹是把燈關掉而已
988
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:51,006
主能源核心有個緊急斷電開關
989
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,841
能關掉所有農夫機器人
990
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:56,553
但它在小行星的另一端
用走的是到不了的
991
00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:59,014
好極了,我猜我們都沒命了
992
00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:00,348
媽
993
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:02,225
或者...
994
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:04,102
我們可以開車過去
995
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,773
各位,我們進來了,我們...
996
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,910
- 你覺得它們能看見...
- 可以,大家上
997
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,244
該出發了
998
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:22,329
(啟動推進器)
999
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,084
好耶
1000
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:31,171
- 這個推進器還眞有力
- 你覺得它能撐住嗎?
1001
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:35,592
我用了我最棒的彈性繩,但方向盤有點卡
1002
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:39,429
那是因為你要用這個來操作
整個系統都是由平板電腦控制的
1003
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:40,639
讓我來開
1004
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:43,266
我想你已經把我們整得夠慘的了
1005
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:46,561
好啊,你來開啊
反正你本來想帶我們去自駕旅行
1006
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:50,649
對啊,這完全符合我當初的設想
1007
00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:56,571
我認為你們應該去死
1008
00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,073
這些機器人有什麼毛病?
1009
00:51:58,073 --> 00:51:59,533
不論它們是哪裡故障
1010
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:02,744
這些機器人顯然很不穩,而且十分危險
1011
00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:05,747
還眞巧啊,我也是
1012
00:52:05,747 --> 00:52:08,208
吃我這招,割草機器人
1013
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,048
好耶
1014
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,050
熟了就要採収
1015
00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:20,762
好噁心
1016
00:52:20,762 --> 00:52:22,097
做得好,蟋蟀
1017
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:25,142
餅乾,你沒事的...
1018
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,979
你惹錯黏液了
1019
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,230
解決它
1020
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:34,985
帥啊
1021
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:38,238
其實進行得異常順利呢
1022
00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:39,322
爸爸
1023
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,825
- 爸
- 採到西瓜了,咿哈
1024
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,286
你來駕駛
1025
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:45,662
- 遵命
- 我馬上回來
1026
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,164
天啊
1027
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,846
科琳,你救了我
1028
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:04,097
是正在救
1029
00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,432
我正在救你
1030
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,267
好,我攻左路
1031
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:10,604
右邊那群攻過來時,你就蜷成一顆球...
1032
00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:12,981
這樣也行
1033
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,399
快上車
1034
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,820
緊急斷電開關應該不遠了,對吧?
1035
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:22,032
看來我們快到了,能源核心就在前方
1036
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,159
就在那座高大嶙峋的懸崖下面
1037
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,162
我們有麻煩了
1038
00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:30,290
我們該怎麼辦?那絕對是死路
1039
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,587
我有個想法,我們要跳下去
1040
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,881
什麼?不行,那太瘋狂了
1041
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:38,965
我要衝了
1042
00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:40,300
(推進器最大能量)
1043
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,801
蟋蟀
1044
00:53:41,801 --> 00:53:44,554
得衝上那座斜坡
1045
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,057
- 小心
- 爸,你在做什麼?
1046
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,643
我要保護我的家人
1047
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,729
你們兩個都瘋了嗎?
1048
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,231
把方向盤交給我
1049
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,441
爸,我能控制的
1050
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,776
蟋蟀,別亂來
1051
00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:01,863
我們要撞上去了
1052
00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:08,161
到了嗎?
1053
00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:09,287
緊急斷電開關
1054
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:14,626
(緊急斷電開關)
1055
00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,878
做個好夢吧,蠢機器人
1056
00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:18,838
快啊
1057
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,135
(啟動)
1058
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,894
記得要再來
1059
00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:38,316
看到了嗎,爸?就跟你說跳過來行得通
1060
00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:41,695
既然關朵琳已經拿到蔬菜了
我們也完成任務了
1061
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,823
就讓我們繼續度假吧
1062
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:47,826
有誰準備好要去太空飯店啊?
1063
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:51,913
這可不妙
1064
00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:53,164
確實不妙
1065
00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:55,125
你們再次搞砸了,格林一家
1066
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,752
撞進能源核心造成能量突波
1067
00:54:57,752 --> 00:55:00,755
會把太空筒倉一個一個炸掉
1068
00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:08,138
反正那些東西也很醜
1069
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,807
我們離開這顆小行星,到太空飯店吧
1070
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:11,891
你不懂
1071
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:16,021
每一次爆炸都會炸得小行星更偏離軌道
1072
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:19,858
如果最後一個能源站爆炸
順帶一提,就是你們的所在位置
1073
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:23,695
小行星就會掉落,直接撞上大都市
1074
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:25,155
(砰)
1075
00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:29,451
好吧,總有方法能阻止它,對吧?
1076
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,286
你眞幸運,還眞的有
1077
00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:34,497
你們得找出一條深紅色的電線並剪斷
1078
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:36,666
千萬別跟酒紅色的電線搞混了
1079
00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:39,377
- 剪斷酒紅色的電線會切斷通訊...
- 找到了
1080
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:40,462
我是不是成了英雄?
1081
00:55:40,962 --> 00:55:42,672
- 不
- 蟋蟀
1082
00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:45,508
這可能是酒紅色
1083
00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:48,845
大家分頭行動,我們得找到那條電線
1084
00:55:58,646 --> 00:56:01,024
爸,你為什麼要跟我搶方向盤?
1085
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:03,943
我們晚點再談那件事
1086
00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:06,112
酷喔,又一次拒絕我
1087
00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:09,699
本來一切都在我的掌控之中
你偏要破壞我的計畫
1088
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,786
你現在是認眞想怪我嗎?
1089
00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:15,955
如果你沒那麼魯莽,把全家人帶來太空
1090
00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:18,333
這一切都不會發生
1091
00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,585
不許你對我翻白眼
1092
00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,212
嘿,八三之F條規定
1093
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,589
「危機發生時不准吵架」
1094
00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:29,135
抱歉喔,我衹是想為家人做點好事
1095
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:34,349
帶大家度過一個刺激的假期
而不是跟去年一樣的行程
1096
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,185
至少我的假期不會害死大家
1097
00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:38,728
比爾,夠了
1098
00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:43,233
這都是你跟你瘋狂的想法害的
1099
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,527
我的想法才不瘋狂
1100
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:49,114
我的想法很刺激
衹是你這個人太無聊了,無法體會
1101
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:52,951
我知道你的想法都會導致災難
1102
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,453
蟋蟀,你所有的想法都很糟
1103
00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:59,874
不然你希望我怎麼說?
抱歉喔,我不喜歡糟糕的辦法
1104
00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,126
我懂了
1105
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:03,878
當你說你不喜歡我的想法
1106
00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:06,881
你其實是在說你不喜歡我
1107
00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:10,552
快出來啊,深紅色電線...
1108
00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:15,390
沒差,因為我也不喜歡你
1109
00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:19,978
蟋蟀,那條電線
1110
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,323
家人們?
1111
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:34,159
提莉?
1112
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,453
- 奶奶
- 提莉,抓住我的手
1113
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,877
兒子
1114
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:47,338
不
1115
00:57:58,766 --> 00:58:00,185
這下慘了
1116
00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:02,687
不
1117
00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:06,149
要說我熱愛哪件事,那肯定是活著
1118
00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:07,400
新聞快報
1119
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,903
一顆小行星正朝大都市直飛而來
1120
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,572
消息來源透露我們都死定了
1121
00:58:13,990 --> 00:58:15,408
(我們完蛋了)
1122
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:19,662
這太糟糕了
1123
00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:24,334
客觀來說這更無法接受
1124
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,085
貨物送達
1125
00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:31,466
你在做什麼?
1126
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,801
你必須阻止小行星
1127
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:37,263
我的作物,終於送來了
1128
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:40,391
眞是完美
1129
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:48,816
凱老師,我最難纏的死敵,我總算做到了
1130
00:58:48,816 --> 00:58:52,153
我在太空種出蔬菜了
1131
00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:55,490
我終於證明你是錯的了
1132
00:59:00,828 --> 00:59:02,413
眞是棒極了
1133
00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:06,459
我眞是以你為榮,關朵琳
1134
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:08,461
給你一顆金色小星星
1135
00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:20,139
我花了那麼久時間,總算聽到你這句話...
1136
00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:22,976
感覺眞的很不爽
1137
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,602
也許我下一個復仇計畫...
1138
00:59:24,602 --> 00:59:25,812
(復仇對像)
1139
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,898
能成功填滿我冰冷黑闇內心
深不見底的空虛
1140
00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:30,191
也許不行
1141
00:59:30,191 --> 00:59:31,609
你到底有什麼毛病?
1142
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:34,654
有顆小行星正朝我們衝過來,快想想辦法
1143
00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:37,740
多謝你的提醒,該閃人了
1144
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:41,995
該到我火星上的度假宅放鬆一下了
1145
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:45,248
等到這件事的風波結束
你知道的,「爆炸風波」
1146
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:47,500
總之呢,再見了
1147
00:59:56,175 --> 00:59:57,510
再會,廢物
1148
00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:02,098
她丟下我們了,我們死定了
1149
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,267
保持冷靜,葛洛莉亞,我們還有機會
1150
01:00:05,643 --> 01:00:06,644
凱老師
1151
01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:11,190
那邊的控制板上有個寫著「釋放」的按鈕
1152
01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:12,567
我們需要你幫忙按下去
1153
01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:23,453
她永遠無法及時趕到的
1154
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:27,081
好吧,B計畫
1155
01:00:27,081 --> 01:00:28,207
用靴子
1156
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,548
第二次就會成功
1157
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:37,550
(釋放、綁緊)
1158
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:43,056
我沒靴子可以丟了,孩子,我沒靴子了
1159
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:46,434
眞是遺憾,南希,眞希望我們能做更多
1160
01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:52,148
等等,我可以幫上忙,我的鞋子還在
1161
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:56,611
還剩一隻,我的鞋子還剩一隻
1162
01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:59,947
加油,葛洛莉亞,大家全靠你了
1163
01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:06,287
瞄準目標,然後...
1164
01:01:11,542 --> 01:01:12,543
不
1165
01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:23,179
夢幻隊?
1166
01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,098
你說出口了
1167
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,808
夢幻隊
1168
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,810
我想這是你掉的,親愛的
1169
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,228
好,接下來怎麼辦?
1170
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,522
我們得想辦法聯絡我的家人
1171
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:34,524
(訊號蒐尋中,未尋獲)
1172
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,608
什麼?
1173
01:01:35,608 --> 01:01:38,611
(愛麗絲格林、比爾格林、沃德指揮官)
1174
01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:39,779
不
1175
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:42,240
(蟋蟀格林、提莉格林)
1176
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,991
我們晚了一步
1177
01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:46,786
(訊號尋獲)
1178
01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:48,955
(機械腿訊號)
1179
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:54,711
奶奶?
1180
01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:58,381
提莉
1181
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:02,135
爸?
1182
01:02:03,594 --> 01:02:04,887
爸
1183
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:11,144
我玩得很開心
1184
01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,979
現在結束了
1185
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:17,150
我的大都市也完蛋了
1186
01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:20,820
我想嘗試新事物
1187
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:24,907
現在我衹能自怨自艾
1188
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:29,787
我犯了錯,使人心碎
1189
01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:33,040
現在我衹剩下絕望
1190
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,752
因為到目前最糟糕的
1191
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,545
就是我的衝動
1192
01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:40,965
因為我說了那些蠢話
1193
01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:43,593
如果你是一位父親
1194
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,595
那感覺會很傷心
1195
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:49,056
當你兒子說你很糟糕
1196
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:53,561
我跟他說「不」,就像這個畫面
1197
01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:57,607
逼得他離我遠去
1198
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:01,861
如果我有機會,我會改變態度
1199
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,530
告訴他我眞正的想法
1200
01:03:04,530 --> 01:03:09,619
但機會已逝,我大錯特錯
1201
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:13,122
- 因為我說了那些蠢話
- 我說了那些蠢話
1202
01:03:13,122 --> 01:03:17,043
我現在知道我傷了你心
1203
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:21,130
感覺我遺失了部份的自己
1204
01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:26,219
但我已經做出抉擇
1205
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:29,764
現在我得承擔後果
1206
01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:33,810
這些本能成為回憶
1207
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,146
想起時能帶給我們微笑
1208
01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:42,109
但沒有家人能分享回憶
1209
01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:45,780
記得又有什麼用?
1210
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:49,951
我眞的搞砸了,世界也崩塌了
1211
01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:52,995
這一切全都怪我
1212
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:55,540
- 爸爸說得對
- 我不太靈光
1213
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,500
- 我想我
- 無意義的爭吵
1214
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:01,003
- 永遠會充滿羞愧
- 是我害他如此痛苦
1215
01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:05,091
我現在知道我傷了你心
1216
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,178
感覺我遺失了部份的自己
1217
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:13,266
但我已經做出抉擇
1218
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:17,270
現在我得承擔後果
1219
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,355
- 但已經太遲了
- 悲慘的命運
1220
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,607
- 無法挽回
- 感覺好糟
1221
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:25,027
那個夢想已幾乎消逝
1222
01:04:25,027 --> 01:04:29,699
如果我能挽回一次錯誤
1223
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,619
那就是這場災難
1224
01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:37,623
那些氣話都不是眞心的
1225
01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:45,089
那些蠢話
1226
01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:51,095
那些傷人的話語
1227
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,932
已収不回
1228
01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:02,565
蟋蟀
1229
01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:04,984
媽?
1230
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:07,737
親愛的,你還活著
1231
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:08,821
媽
1232
01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:12,033
媽
1233
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:15,661
蟋蟀,聽著,我不知道這個訊號能撐多久
我們時間所剩不多了
1234
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:19,332
小行星正朝我們衝來
我們得想辦法拯救大都市
1235
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:20,833
有什麼想法嗎,孩子?
1236
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,084
我...
1237
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:24,837
不,我的想法全都很糟
1238
01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:28,299
除非有人想出辦法,不然我們全都死定了
1239
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:33,512
葛洛莉亞的意思是
現在任何想法都不是壞想法
1240
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:35,097
去跟爸說吧
1241
01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:37,099
他說我的想法都很瘋狂
1242
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,102
我開始覺得他說的是對的了
1243
01:05:40,102 --> 01:05:43,356
上太空是我的想法
看看我把大家害成什麼樣子
1244
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,316
如果我嘗試拯救大都市...
1245
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:48,736
我可能會害你們
被第二個更大的小行星撞上
1246
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,071
又一次摧毀大都市
1247
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,368
你踢我做什麼?
1248
01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,244
蟋蟀格林,你聽好了
1249
01:05:57,244 --> 01:05:59,872
當然,你的某些想法是有些瘋狂
1250
01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:03,459
但瘋狂的問題需要瘋狂的解決辦法
1251
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,253
我知道你跟你爸或許常常意見相左
1252
01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:09,298
但你們兩個比你以為的更相似
1253
01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:13,386
你們都是為了家庭設想,衹是方法不一樣
1254
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,596
我全心全意地相信
1255
01:06:15,596 --> 01:06:18,516
如果你們能欣賞彼此的長處
1256
01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,309
肯定沒有什麼事難得倒你們
1257
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:22,853
- 蟋蟀?
- 媽?
1258
01:06:22,853 --> 01:06:24,397
爛訊號,媽?
1259
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:25,898
你可以的
1260
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:31,320
我可以的?
1261
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,114
我可以的
1262
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:35,992
來吧,小腳,我們有座城市要拯救
1263
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:47,795
找到了
1264
01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:54,927
- 比爾
- 爸爸
1265
01:06:54,927 --> 01:06:56,303
嗨,爸
1266
01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:57,388
蟋蟀?
1267
01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:59,306
- 聽著...
- 嘿
1268
01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:02,601
別扭扭捏捏的
我們要怎麼阻止那個討厭的小行星?
1269
01:07:02,601 --> 01:07:06,397
大家都要被壓扁了
這樣假期怎麼可能開心得起來?
1270
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:09,400
最優先規則
「碰到低谷時,聯絡關朵琳」
1271
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,236
她永遠能提供你在尋找的解答
1272
01:07:12,236 --> 01:07:14,196
嗨,我是關朵琳札普
1273
01:07:14,196 --> 01:07:17,033
如果你打來是想問即將發生的小行星撞擊
1274
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,286
我已經放棄了地球,到火星展開新生活了
1275
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,746
火星萬歲
1276
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:25,124
關朵琳拋棄我們了?
1277
01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,876
哪有什麼好驚訝的?
1278
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,253
我整個職業生涯都在遵循她的規定
1279
01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:32,590
因為我深信她能帶領我們
走向更美好的明天
1280
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:34,550
但她拋棄了我們
1281
01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:35,968
對,她是個討厭鬼
1282
01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:38,637
這整段時間她都衹考慮到自己?
1283
01:07:38,637 --> 01:07:41,140
我這輩子全是一場騙局?
1284
01:07:42,516 --> 01:07:44,018
先讓你冷靜一下好了
1285
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,770
轉換一下話題,提莉
1286
01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:48,397
看看我在太空裡找到了什麼?
1287
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:51,442
- 還好你有寫名字
- 我的日記
1288
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:58,115
繼續討論那個死亡大火球的問題吧
我們該怎麼辦?
1289
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:02,286
我想我有個想法
1290
01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:20,262
- 來吧,雷米
- 我們要回到軌道上
1291
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:23,307
馬上來,我衹需要先拉個筋
1292
01:08:23,307 --> 01:08:24,850
他們來了
1293
01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:29,063
格林一家,我們正要去跳康加舞
我的屁股已經準備好了
1294
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:32,024
抱歉,雷米,沒時間
有個小行星正朝大都市衝過去
1295
01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:34,151
會炸死我們愛的所有人
1296
01:08:35,152 --> 01:08:38,239
更糟的是,關朵琳拋棄了我們
1297
01:08:39,156 --> 01:08:40,241
不,那並沒有更糟
1298
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:42,243
她衹是還在崩潰而已
1299
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,787
雷米,牽引光束控制室怎麼走?
1300
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,248
往那邊走,上啊,格林一家
1301
01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:49,583
大家快點
1302
01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:52,044
(控制室)
1303
01:08:52,044 --> 01:08:53,379
我們需要密碼才能進去
1304
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,631
嘿,在沒有關朵琳的明確許可下
1305
01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:58,884
使用大科技公司的通行密碼是違反規定的
1306
01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,136
拜託喔,認眞嗎?
1307
01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:04,890
但我不要再受她的規定左右了
1308
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,810
好耶,我開始喜歡科琳了
1309
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:11,605
允許進入,歡迎,沃德指揮官
1310
01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:13,065
- 好耶
- 門開了
1311
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:16,277
我的英雄也許不是眞英雄
但我能成為英雄
1312
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:19,071
不好意思,請解釋一下你們在做什麼?
1313
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:21,657
我們衹是...要闖入裡面
1314
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:23,492
- 蟋蟀
- 抱歉,我慌了
1315
01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:26,912
我們也是這樣認為,使用輔助雷射
1316
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:32,918
門關起來了
1317
01:09:32,918 --> 01:09:34,753
有奶奶在就休想
1318
01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:38,632
抓緊了
1319
01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:40,134
我們走
1320
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:43,637
搞什麼...
1321
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:45,431
腿?
1322
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:50,853
我永遠不會忘記你,機器腿
1323
01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:55,566
(牽引光束控制器)
1324
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,985
不,他們的雷射打壞了控制器
1325
01:09:57,985 --> 01:10:01,572
別告訴我我們大費周章跑來
結果牽引什麼的光束沒辦法用
1326
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,366
光束依然能操作,但它指向了錯誤的方向
1327
01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,619
由於控制器壞了,我們得找其他方法
1328
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:08,412
把牽引光束調整至定位
1329
01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:10,664
(垃圾)
1330
01:10:10,664 --> 01:10:13,918
好了,格林一家
你們要把我從這個垃圾管道發射進太空
1331
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:16,253
風險很高,但等我到牽引光束那裡
1332
01:10:16,253 --> 01:10:19,798
我就能手動把它移至定位
鎖定小行星,並且...
1333
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,385
我進不去
1334
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,762
- 可惡
- 好吧
1335
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:27,264
- 那我們回到破銅爛鐵上
- 爸爸,沒時間了
1336
01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:29,433
小行星快撞上大都市了
1337
01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,977
一定有別的辦法能出去
1338
01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:33,103
有
1339
01:10:34,688 --> 01:10:37,399
但會有點瘋狂,抱歉了,爸
1340
01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:39,109
不要
1341
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,577
不,這太危險了,他身上沒綁任何東西
1342
01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,955
等等,緊盯著那男孩
1343
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:54,625
蟋蟀
1344
01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:03,884
你可以的,小鬼
1345
01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:06,220
看吧,爸爸,蟋蟀沒問題的
1346
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:08,931
你說得對,我連半秒都沒懷疑過他
1347
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:11,558
- 格林先生,你抓得我好痛
- 抱歉
1348
01:11:11,558 --> 01:11:13,560
好,我上來了,告訴我該怎麼做
1349
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,896
牽引光束器後面有個方向盤
1350
01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:18,190
轉個幾圈,要停時我會告訴你
1351
01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,733
好
1352
01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:25,614
就快到了
1353
01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:27,741
好...停
1354
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,619
啟動光束
1355
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:37,793
(鎖定)
1356
01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:39,586
我們成功鎖定了
1357
01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:41,755
好了,蟋蟀,快點回來吧
1358
01:11:41,755 --> 01:11:45,801
等等,小行星依然以驚人的速度
飛向大都市
1359
01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:48,721
什麼?但我牽引住它了,為什麼沒用?
1360
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,723
牽引接駁船是一回事
1361
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:54,518
但牽引光束的能量
不足以阻止一顆巨大的小行星
1362
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,439
- 那些人都要遭殃了
- 我們的家
1363
01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:00,607
媽
1364
01:12:00,607 --> 01:12:05,070
可惡,我才不會讓那玩意兒撞上大都市
科琳,我們該怎麼辦?
1365
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,822
好,我想想...
1366
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:08,324
(備用光束能量)
1367
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,410
完美,蟋蟀
有看到光束器側面的開關嗎?
1368
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:13,704
想戰勝這顆小行星
1369
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:15,831
我們得汲取光束的備用能量
1370
01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:16,915
馬上辦
1371
01:12:23,255 --> 01:12:25,758
做得好,趕快移動到第二個開關
1372
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,092
你們兩個去把燈關掉
1373
01:12:27,092 --> 01:12:29,470
我們得把所有能量送過去
1374
01:12:32,222 --> 01:12:33,599
嘿,爸?
1375
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,893
什麼事,兒子?
1376
01:12:35,893 --> 01:12:39,438
我...我衹是想說
1377
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:42,441
抱歉我在小行星上對你說了那些話
1378
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:43,942
還有這一切遭遇
1379
01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:47,321
我衹希望我們家度過一個最棒的假期
1380
01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:48,864
我知道
1381
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,867
如果我沒有破壞我們的旅程
就不會碰到這一切鳥事了
1382
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:54,620
你就能像往常一樣,保護大家的安全
1383
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:57,456
一切都會更順利,要不是我...
1384
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,625
要不是我...
1385
01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:05,589
小行星減速了,但我們需要更多能量
1386
01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,844
沒事的,蟋蟀,我懂你
1387
01:13:10,844 --> 01:13:13,389
我或許能保障家人的安全
1388
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:18,602
但我知道一直打安全牌會很...無聊
1389
01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:23,023
可是你總是能讓情況變刺激
1390
01:13:23,023 --> 01:13:25,526
沒有你的話,整個家庭感覺就不一樣了
1391
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:29,196
你大膽無畏、有創意,而且勇於冒險
1392
01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:30,697
你是眞心的嗎?
1393
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,825
全心全意
1394
01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:42,084
(時速7萬9千公里)
1395
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:46,130
- 有效耶,小行星慢下來了
- 我們衹需要多一點點能量
1396
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,424
蟋蟀,趕快前往最後一個開關
1397
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:49,508
沒問題
1398
01:13:51,635 --> 01:13:52,636
搞什麼...
1399
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:59,393
糟糕,是垃圾帶
1400
01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,116
蟋蟀
1401
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:24,918
爸,我做不到的
1402
01:14:24,918 --> 01:14:26,587
我做不到
1403
01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:28,172
會沒事的,兒子
1404
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,048
會沒事的
1405
01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:32,843
因為...
1406
01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:35,846
我想到一個瘋狂的辦法
1407
01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:36,930
什麼?
1408
01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:41,727
爸爸?
1409
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,439
比爾,你在做什麼?
1410
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:50,569
我要去度假
1411
01:14:55,115 --> 01:14:56,325
餅乾
1412
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,262
爸?爸!
1413
01:15:17,262 --> 01:15:18,514
你在做什麼?
1414
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,225
做我最擅長的事,保護你的安全
1415
01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,728
你準備好做你最擅長的事了嗎?
1416
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,116
加油啊,小鬼
1417
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,963
蟋蟀,看著我
1418
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:24,871
新聞快報,我是瑪莉亞米地亞
大都市獲救了
1419
01:16:24,871 --> 01:16:26,331
(大都市獲救了)
1420
01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:30,544
嘿,我還活著,免費熱狗大放送
1421
01:16:31,628 --> 01:16:33,922
今天眞是否極泰來
1422
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:38,051
好耶
1423
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:40,137
我們做到了
1424
01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:47,102
家人們,有人記得把牽引光束關掉嗎?
1425
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,107
不用慌
1426
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,737
對喔,還有慣性
1427
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:58,113
我們得趕快撤離
1428
01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:00,907
我們要怎麼疏散整間飯店的人?
1429
01:17:01,908 --> 01:17:04,911
還要讓大家整齊地排成一直線
1430
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,081
又不會讓大家察覺不對勁
1431
01:17:10,834 --> 01:17:13,003
來跳康加舞吧
1432
01:17:13,003 --> 01:17:14,880
好,大家別驚慌
1433
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,800
就讓節奏引領你們走向指定的逃生艙
1434
01:17:33,106 --> 01:17:36,109
大家都撤離了,謝謝你的幫忙,雷米
你是個英雄
1435
01:17:36,109 --> 01:17:40,322
眞正的英雄是節奏,蟋蟀,是節奏
1436
01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:45,994
等等,科琳,我是說沃德指揮官
1437
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,287
謝謝你的幫助
1438
01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:53,627
在追尋更美好明天的路上,你並不孤單
1439
01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,962
因為餅乾會陪著你
1440
01:17:57,631 --> 01:18:02,636
餅乾是太空的生物,應該陪你一起打拼
1441
01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:05,514
再見了,你這個美麗的生物
1442
01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:13,105
謝謝你
1443
01:18:15,565 --> 01:18:17,067
走吧,我們快點離開這裡
1444
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,077
不
1445
01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:28,161
(小洗髮精)
1446
01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:29,621
你好嗎,關朵琳?
1447
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:42,551
你們知道什麼比住在太空飯店更棒嗎?
1448
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,887
看一間太空飯店被炸飛,天啊,超屌
1449
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:48,724
眞的,我得稱讚你,蟋蟀
1450
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,183
雖然我們差點死掉...
1451
01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,685
- 好幾次
- 完全値得
1452
01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:54,688
我的好玩計量器
從來沒碰過這麼多好玩的事
1453
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:56,398
- 我也是
- 我倒是有
1454
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,608
這趟太空假期其實還沒結束
1455
01:18:58,608 --> 01:19:01,653
你們媽媽派的救援太空船
還要幾小時後才會到
1456
01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:06,324
- 那我們要做什麼,爸爸?
- 不知道耶,有什麼方法嗎,兒子?
1457
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,870
謝謝你問我,爸,我們可以去金星...
1458
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,247
不,等等,我們應該到月球上飆車
1459
01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:14,708
我忘記天王星了,最好玩的行星
1460
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:17,419
太多能做的事讓我腦袋打結了
1461
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:20,672
慢慢想吧,你會想到好方法的
1462
01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,174
你每次都是
1463
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,055
我把家人騙上太空
1464
01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:30,640
害我們大吵一架
1465
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,976
發生了驚人的機器人追殺事件
1466
01:19:32,976 --> 01:19:35,145
害我們在太空中漂流
1467
01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:37,689
那顆小行星一點也不好玩
1468
01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:39,775
車子也許撞出了幾個凹洞
1469
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,902
但假期總會發生小插曲
1470
01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:43,487
而我完全不後悔
1471
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:46,490
格林家要去度假了
1472
01:19:46,490 --> 01:19:48,074
史上最棒的假期
1473
01:19:48,074 --> 01:19:50,660
格林家要去度假了
1474
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:52,245
明年同一時間嗎,爸?
1475
01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:54,831
格林家要去度假了
1476
01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:56,666
我們上了太空
1477
01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:58,877
格林家要去度假了
1478
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:03,548
格林家要去度假了
1479
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,594
格林家要去度假了
1480
01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:11,681
格林家要去度假了
1481
01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:16,228
格林家要去度假了
1482
01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:20,232
格林家要去度假了
1483
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,486
格林家要去度假了
1484
01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:25,570
(冒險達成)
1485
01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:28,657
看起來我好像在大都市有難時
拋下了這座城市
1486
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:29,741
但我回來了
1487
01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:33,662
你們的座位底下
有大科技公司的免費太空蔬菜
1488
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:34,871
少來了
1489
01:20:34,871 --> 01:20:38,875
我沒料到送一堆蔬菜
給生氣的民眾會有反效果
1490
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,044
幸好我的公關團隊有備而來
1491
01:20:44,756 --> 01:20:46,967
再會了,各位
1492
01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:51,680
你們做得很好,沃德太空人
1493
01:20:52,764 --> 01:20:54,432
一起打造更美好的明天吧
1494
01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:55,934
是不是啊,餅乾?
1495
01:20:57,102 --> 01:21:00,063
我們能帶來改變
1496
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:02,649
謝謝你們載我一程,親愛的
1497
01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:03,775
(老人之家)
1498
01:21:03,775 --> 01:21:05,652
- 她人眞好
- 你想騎回家嗎?
1499
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:08,488
- 天啊,可以嗎?
- 你覺得你有辦法操控嗎?
1500
01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:10,115
你知道我行的,姐妹
1501
01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:13,410
我沒事
1502
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,704
不...南希,快幫幫我...
1503
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,414
你行的,孩子
1504
01:21:18,164 --> 01:21:19,374
非常合適,醫生
1505
01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:20,709
我有個問題想問
1506
01:21:21,334 --> 01:21:22,669
雷射光在哪?
1507
01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:27,132
馬上投降,不然就像你的弟兄一樣腐朽吧
1508
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:31,344
眞是寶貴的回憶
1509
01:21:32,637 --> 01:21:35,473
當心了,爸,你進入垃圾帶了
1510
01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,142
想得美
1511
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,977
- 你們在做什麼?
- 差點丟中
1512
01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:40,395
就是這樣
1513
01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:43,565
格林一家度過了畢生難忘的假期
1514
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:47,777
誰想得到一個鄉村家庭
竟然能完成這樣的旅程?
1515
01:21:47,777 --> 01:21:50,488
那些驚人奇觀、還有套路,以及...
1516
01:21:50,488 --> 01:21:53,074
- 爸,那個人又回來了
- 你給我滾
1517
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:54,159
該走了
1518
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:57,579
記得去看其他集數,都很好看喔,再見