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-我们同时搬到了大都会 -的同一个街区
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- We both moved to Metropolis
at the same time.
- On the same block.
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- And for three years, we both
worked on the 16th floor--
- 17th floor.
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-然后接下来三年 我们都在第十六楼 -其实是十七楼
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- ...at the Daily Planet where--
- I was a beat reporter
covering City Hall.
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-在《星球日报》打工 -我当时是跟踪市政厅动向的特派记者
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Yes, you were.
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没错 老婆真棒
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- And I was on the sports desk
covering baseball.
- Football.
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-我是一名体育记者 报道棒球 -其实是橄榄球
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Right, right, right.
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对 对 老婆说得对
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- For three years, we never met.
- Three whole years.
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-刚开始的三年里 我们连招呼都没打过 -整整三年
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Then one day, I was
on the F train
to get a blowout,
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直到那一天 我搭乘F线列车去拍一个爆款新闻
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and Metallo derailed my train.
Sent it airborne.
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金属人袭击了火车 让它脱轨飞了起来
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So I, uh... [laughs]
So I caught that train
and set it down
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然后我 呃 然后我就挡住了火车把它停在了
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on top of the LexCorp building
just to talk to her.
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莱克斯公司的顶楼 就为了和我老婆说上一句话
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Yes, you did.
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此话不假
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I had to reschedule
my hair appointment.
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还耽误了我做头发 害我只能重新预约
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[Harley] Holy shit.
Do I love Valentine's Day?
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天呐 你问我喜不喜欢情人节
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Not only is it the gushiest,
mushiest, most romantic
day of the year,
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它不仅是一年中最深情 最煽情 最浪漫的一天
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but for 24 hours,
you have a bulletproof excuse
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而且这一天 你时时刻刻有无懈可击的理由
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for doing super cheesy shit
for your partner.
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去和你对象做尽下流事
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You can eat as much chocolate
as you want, no judgment.
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想吃多少巧克力就吃多少 别人管不着
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And it's super fucking
cold in February,
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二月份的天气又真他妈冷
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so it's the perfect
excuse to snuggle.
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你就可以趁机和对象贴贴
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[sighs dramatically]
What's not to love
about Valentine's Day?
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怎么能不爱情人节呢
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Oh, I don't know.
It's just one of the most
egregiously wasteful holidays
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噢 怎么说呢 想想那些不可生物降解的包装污染
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in terms of nonbiodegradable packaging.
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这只是最挥金如土最暴殄天物的节日之一罢了
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Not to mention, an annual mass
genocide for roses.
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对于玫瑰来说 更是一场年度大屠杀
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I could go on.
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情人节的缺点 我还能列一百条
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Oh, come on, Ive.
This is our very first
Valentine's Day together.
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噢 别这样 小艾 这是我们在一起度过的第一个情人节嘛
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Look, turn off
the jazz documentary
and let's go out.
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嘿 别看爵士乐纪录片了 我们出去找乐子
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Sweetie, I'm only
on episode 11.
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宝贝 我才看到第十一集
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Fats Waller hasn't even
gotten fat yet.
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胖子沃勒都还没有发胖呢
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I promise, if you
let me have this one,
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我保证 如果今年你陪我过情人节
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I will never bring it up again.
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我就再也不会想“过节”这事了
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You will absolutely
bring it up every year.
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你肯定会每年都想过的
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Yeah, but with less gusto.
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对 但是我肯定不会那么起劲了
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Fine, fine.
Honey, fine, fine.
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好啦 好啦 宝贝 我听你的
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I'm saying, "fine."
Look at me.
I'm saying fine.
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我答应了 宝贝看着我 我真的答应了
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Just as long as it's,
you know, low-key.
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只有一个条件 你知道的 低调行事
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Fine. We'll have a quiet dinner
for two at Mama Macaroni's,
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好啊 我们就在老妈通心粉餐厅安静地吃顿双人晚餐
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where the breadstick basket,
much like my love for you,
is bottomless.
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那里放面包棒的篮子就像我对你的爱一样 深不见底
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Uh, you got me there.
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呃 你说到我心头上了
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[sighs] All right, fine.
Let me, let me change out
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好 就这样 让我 让我换个衣服
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of my bingeing sweats
and we'll get out of here.
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把这件暴食小衫脱了 我们就出门
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[guffaws]
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It is the feast
of St. Valentine,
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今天是圣瓦伦丁节
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and I, [in sing-song voice]
Clayface, have met
a special someone online.
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而我 泥脸 在网上遇到了我的那个TA
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Dude, that's literally
Jason Momoa.
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兄弟 那张照片是杰森·莫玛
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You're getting catfished.
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你遇到网骗了
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Jerry from Hoboken, New Jersey
begs to differ.
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来自新泽西州霍博肯市的杰瑞可不是这么说的
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Awesome. So look, if he does
end up murdering you,
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行 所以 如果他把你杀了
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I'm not gonna identify
your corpse unless
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我不会给你收尸的
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I'm, like, in the area
and it's really convenient.
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除非我 呃 当时就在附近 而且还闲着没事干
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Who is pumped
for the best VD ever?
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是谁在为史上最好的情人节欢呼？
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I mean, ugh, look,
you know what I meant.
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不是 我说 呃 你知道我在说什么
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Mm-hmm.
Honey, I am so pumped
because it's gonna be great.
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嗯 宝贝 我在欢呼呢 这将是超棒的情人节
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It's not gonna be great.
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这才不是“超棒”的情人节
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It's gonna be the best
Valentine's Day ever!
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这将是“最好”的情人节
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Right, because it's so low-key.
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没错 因为我们会很低调
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Uh-huh.
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嗯嗯
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[humming]
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嘿 钟王跟我说你们要去参加
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So, Clock King tells me
you're going
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to a painting and
wine-drinking event tonight
for Valentine's Day.
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今晚为情人节举办的涂鸦畅饮活动
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Mmm, that sounds
colorful and fun.
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这听上去五颜六色的 好有意思
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Ugh. Yeah, well, Clocky
likes it and it basically
guarantees sex,
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呃 对 钟钟喜欢这样的活动 而且我们基本上一定会打炮
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so I'll suffer through it.
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所以我熬一熬就完事了
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- I wish I had a special someone
with whom to spend the evening.
- [sighs]
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我好希望今晚有个伴
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Oh, here we go.
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噢 又来了
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I'm on all the dating apps,
but haven't swiped right once.
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我下载了所有的约会软件 但还没看上谁
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I can't get past the profiles.
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他们的主页简介都不过关
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Does no one understand
correct grammar,
dangling modifiers,
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难道就没有一个人懂正确的语法 形容词用法
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sentence fragments,
using the word "anyways"
as a transition...
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句子结构 在转折处用“无论如何了”
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It's "anyway"!
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是“无论如何”
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There's no "S"!
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没有“了”
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And as you know,
nothing turns me off more
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你知道的 对语用规则的忽视
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than reckless disregard
for language.
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最让我下头了
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Does anyone know that?
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真的有人知道吗
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You do now.
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你肯定知道
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"Anyway," it appears
I'll be spending
my Valentine's alone
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“无论如何”看来这个情人节我得孤寡了
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in darkness and solitude,
where I was born.
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独自堕落在黑暗和寂寞中 那是我的摇篮
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Unless that painting
and wining event
has, uh, any openings...
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除非涂鸦畅饮活动 呃 还有空位
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No.
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没有了
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Mmm.
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[Poison Ivy]
♪ Mama Macaroni
Get in my mouth ♪
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老妈通心粉 快到嘴里来
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[vocalizing]
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I have got to hand
it to you, Harls.
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我给你点个大大的赞 小哈
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You've managed to keep
V-Day low-key.
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你真的把我们的情人节安排得很低调
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I appreciate that.
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感谢你做的这一切
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Aw, I'm really best
at listening, ain't I?
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嗯 我最听老婆话了 不是吗
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In regards to tonight?
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从今晚的表现来看
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是呢
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[hesitates] Yes.
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Ah, signoras,
it is your lucky night.
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啊 太太们 今天您们走运了
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You have been selected
to sample a new item
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您们被选中试吃
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from the chef's
experimental menu.
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主厨出品的创新美食
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- This is a vegan La-zeat-balls.
- Ooh, yeah!
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-这是纯素拉泽肉丸 -哇 太棒了
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They are a lasagna
inside a baked ziti
inside a fried meatball.
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这些肉丸里塞满意式烤通心粉 通心粉中又塞满卤汁面条
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Also known as
the Tuscan turducken.
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又叫做 托斯卡纳的火鸭鸡
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What...
Oh, fuck my taste buds.
The fuck?
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天啊 我的味蕾要炸了 我靠
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Ive, what are the odds
that your three favorite dishes
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小艾 一口同时吃到你最爱的三道菜
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ate each other and now,
you get to eat that?
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是什么奇迹啊 而且你就是那个享受奇迹的幸运嘉宾
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Harley, you're gonna have
to get in on this
before I inhale it,
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哈莉 你快点在我暴风吸入之前尝一口
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'cause it's just like...
It's like Under the Tuscan Sun
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这 就像 像《托斯卡纳艳阳下》
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is, like, playing inside
my mouth right now
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就在我的唇齿间上演
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and we're, like,
in the third act where,
like, Diane Lane, just, like,
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然后我们 在第三幕的时候 然后戴恩·莱恩 然后就
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met the American writer
and, like, they leave it
open-ended but you know
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遇到了那个美国作家 然后他们 然后还留下了个开放式结局
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everything's going to work out
which is so artful and--
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但是观众知道 一切都会变好的 然后一切都那么富有艺术感 然后
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Mmm. Goddamn da ding-dong,
these are fucking good.
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该死的 这也太爽了 太美味了
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[door slams open]
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啊
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Ahhh!
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All right. Sorry to crash
Valentine's Day, lovebirds.
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好了 不好意思打搅了你们的情人节 情侣狗们
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But if the chef
don't hand over his recipe
for those La-zeat-balls,
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如果主厨不交出拉泽肉丸的秘方
213
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we'll blow the whole ristorante
back to the old country.
214
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我们就把这个餐厅炸回意大利老家
215
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[stammering] Please,
just take the recipe,
and don't hurt nobody, huh?
216
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求求您 秘方您拿走吧 别伤人啊
217
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In the name of the father,
the son, and the Mama Macaroni.
218
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吾爹 吾儿 老妈通心粉 保佑我们
219
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Pleasure doing
business with ya.
220
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合作愉快
221
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Come on, boys.
Andiamo-ce.
222
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兄弟们 我们撤
223
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- [both groan in disgust]
- [Poison Ivy] Go, go, go.
224
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快走 快走
225
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好吧 我们要干活了
226
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Okay. We have to do something.
227
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That recipe cannot fall
into the wrong hands.
228
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那个秘方绝不能落入贱人之手
229
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It's just too damn delicious.
230
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因为它实在太美味了
231
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法外狂车逃的方向是罗宾逊公园
232
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Getaway car is headed
toward Robinson Park.
233
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Ha-ha! Wrong move,
you dipshits.
234
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哈哈 棋错一着 蠢蛋们
235
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You just picked
the most densely-planted park
in all of Gotham.
236
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你们偏偏选了哥谭市树木最茂密的公园
237
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- Hyah!
- [horse neighs]
238
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驾
239
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[Poison Ivy] Whoo!
240
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哇哦
241
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[yelps]
242
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[groans]
243
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[thugs shout indistinctly]
244
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[thug] Ahhh!
245
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啊啊
246
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Please, ladies. Don't kill us.
247
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求求您 女士们 不要杀我们
248
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Fork it over. Fork over
the La-zeat-balls recipe,
you fuckstick.
249
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交出来 把拉泽肉丸美味秘方交出 来你这个垃圾
250
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We were just the middle men.
251
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我们只是拿钱办事
252
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[stammers] We was hired
by the CEO of Luxor Oil.
253
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是卢克索石油集团老板雇我们这么干的
254
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Yeah, his appetite for
unsustainable fossil fuel
255
00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,986
对 再多的不可持续化石燃料
256
00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:48,825
and new takes on traditional
Italian cooking
are both insatiable.
257
00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:48,824
和传统意大利菜的创新都填不满他的欲望大坑
258
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[helicopter whirring]
259
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艾薇 要拉泽肉丸的秘方
260
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Turn over the recipe
for the La-zeat-balls, Ivy,
261
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or else the love
of your life dies.
262
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还是要你老婆的命
263
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And on Valentine's Day,
no less.
264
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在情人节香消玉殒 真会挑日子
265
00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,173
[laughing maniacally]
266
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啊
267
00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,345
Ahhh!
268
00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:12,181
That's right.
I just gave you the bird.
269
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,180
没错 我给你竖了个中指
270
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As in whirlybird,
which is another name
for helicop--
271
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还会回旋的那种 就是那个直升飞机
272
00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,396
You know what? Just never mind.
273
00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,395
算了 还是不说了
274
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It doesn't matter.
I'm... I'm alive,
and you're dead.
275
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这不重要 重要的是我 我活着 你死了
276
00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,441
Oh, my God, Ive. It's over.
277
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,441
天呐 小艾 一切都结束了
278
00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:25,236
You saved me. You saved us all.
279
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你救了我的命 你救了世界
280
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281
00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:31,449
等等 哈莉 你 你是自导自演了这出戏吗
282
00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:31,450
Wait, Harley.
Did... did you stage all
of this for me?
283
00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,244
- Yeah.
- I thought it was the only way
284
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-猜对啦 -我觉得只有这样
285
00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,581
you'd let me give you
the best Valentine's Day ever.
286
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你才愿意让我陪你过一个史上最好的情人节
287
00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,749
What about the oil exec?
288
00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,748
那石油公司老板呢
289
00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,960
That was actually
the CEO of Luxor Oil.
290
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他是货真价实的
291
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,879
I had him shipped in,
special for you,
292
00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,878
我让他掺合进来 是给你的特别惊喜
293
00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,630
and told him I'd kill him
unless he pointed a gun at me.
[chuckles]
294
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我还告诉他如果不把枪指着我 我就杀掉他
295
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I know it wasn't exactly
low-key like you asked for.
296
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我知道这不符合你的低调要求
297
00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:50,011
- But, you know, it was, uh--
- I love you so much, peanut.
298
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-但就是 呃 -我好爱你 小宝贝
299
00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,097
That's your cue, Etrigan.
300
00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:53,096
该你了 伊特莱根
301
00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:57,560
Hellfire from below,
glow from death and decay,
302
00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:57,559
地狱之火 自死亡与腐烂中闪耀
303
00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,898
light up the sky
for St. Valentine's Day.
304
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为圣瓦伦丁节的天空所照耀
305
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,274
[laughing]
306
00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,404
[horse nickers]
307
00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:13,075
So, would you say this is
the best Valentine's Day ever?
308
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:13,074
那么 这是不是史上最好的情人节
309
00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,912
It's so, so great.
310
00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,911
这真的太 太棒了
311
00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,663
好棒
312
00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,664
Great.
313
00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,250
嗯 好棒 当然了
314
00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,251
Yeah, great. Sure.
315
00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,755
A while back, around 2500 BC,
when I went by Prince Khufu,
316
00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,754
在公元前2500年左右 当我还是胡夫王子的时候
317
00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,757
I was in the market
having beers
318
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,756
我和我一个叫阿西姆的朋友
319
00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,176
with a buddy of mine
named Asim, and this
gorgeous Princess Chay-Ara
320
00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,175
在集市里喝啤酒 这位美丽的翠阿雅公主
321
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,803
makes a grand entrance
with this whole entourage.
322
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带着随行仆婢隆重出场
323
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[giggles] It's me.
324
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是我
325
00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,431
And I say to Asim,
326
00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,430
然后我对阿西姆说
327
00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:36,933
"You see that woman?
328
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,932
“你看见那个女子了吗
329
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,851
- I'm going to marry her."
- [giggles]
330
00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,850
我将会娶她”
331
00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,354
Now, this was ancient Egypt,
so she didn't have
much of a choice.
332
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,353
那个时候还是古埃及 她也没得选
333
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,397
- Yeah, no choice, no choice.
- Two weeks later,
we were married,
334
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-对 我不能拒绝 -两个星期后 我们结婚了
335
00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,274
- and it lasted about 40 years.
- Lovely years.
336
00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,273
-我们结婚了四十多年 -甜蜜岁月
337
00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,193
- And then we were
murdered by Hittites.
- Murdered horribly.
338
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,192
-然后我们就被赫梯族人谋杀了 -惨遭毒手
339
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,363
- But we were reincarnated
and found each other again.
- We did.
340
00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,362
-但我们转世重生 又找到了彼此 -是的
341
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,240
- We married. We died.
- Yeah.
342
00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,239
-我们又结婚 然后再死掉 -对呢
343
00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,616
- We got reincarnated.
- Yup.
344
00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,615
-我们再转世 -是的
345
00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,951
- Time and again--
- Again.
346
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,950
-周而复始 -复始
347
00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,036
...we always managed
to find each other.
348
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,077
我们总能找到彼此
349
00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,748
And here we are,
5,000 years later,
still together.
350
00:08:57,119 --> 00:09:00,747
五千年后的今天 我们依然在一起
351
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,251
[funky music playing]
352
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,132
[rat squeaking]
353
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,638
[line ringing]
354
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,225
- [man] Yeah?
- Jerry, it is I, Clayface.
355
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,224
-是谁 -杰瑞 是我 泥脸
356
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:23,604
So eager to meet
you in the flesh,
yet, uh, mystified
357
00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:23,603
我迫不及待见到你本人了 但 呃 有点不明白
358
00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:27,233
that the address seems
to be in Crime Alley.
359
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:27,232
这个地址好像是犯罪巷
360
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,693
Yeah, that's right.
361
00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,692
对 就是这里
362
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,820
It's a... It's a new
vegan coffee shop.
363
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,819
这里有个新开的素食咖啡店
364
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,072
It just opened in the very
darkest part.
365
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,113
它就在最黑暗的地方开张
366
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:37,952
[laughing] Mystery solved
through the miracle
of gentrification.
367
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:37,951
那我明了 小资生活能解释这一切
368
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,036
OMW.
369
00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,035
我马上就到
370
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,455
[rats squeaking]
371
00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,124
[Clayface] Hmm.
372
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,792
[muttering indistinctly]
373
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,044
There it is. Is that it?
No, that's not it.
Wait a minute.
374
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,043
就在那儿 是吗 不对 等一下
375
00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,256
Vegan coffee shop,
vegan coffee shop.
376
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,255
素食咖啡店 素咖啡
377
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,340
Wait a minute.
378
00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,339
等一下
379
00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,342
All coffee is vegan.
380
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,341
所有咖啡都是素的
381
00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,885
I've been had.
382
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,884
我上当了
383
00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,679
[in Australian accent]
Well, that was a piece of piss.
384
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,678
啊呀 这活太容易干了
385
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,306
Jerry from Hoboken?
386
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,305
霍博肯市的杰瑞
387
00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:04,478
Aw, you brought me a flower.
You bloody drongo.
388
00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:04,477
嚯 你还买了束花给我 你个蠢蛋
389
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,355
Oh, dear.
390
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,354
我的妈呀
391
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,275
I don't believe I understood
a word you said.
392
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,274
你说的话我一个字都没听懂
393
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,529
[Clayface groaning]
394
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,199
[grunts]
395
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,537
你是认真的吗 小老弟
396
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,538
Are you bloody serious, mate?
397
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,582
You don't have any cash.
398
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,581
你一分钱也没有
399
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:30,921
Just two nosebleed seat tickets
to some shitty show
at Gotham Amphitheater.
400
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:30,920
就两张哥谭圆形剧场烂演出的便宜票
401
00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,882
I was going to surprise you.
402
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,881
我想给你个惊喜来着
403
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,509
Well, now I'm defo
gonna kill ya.
404
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,508
好吧 我只能杀了你
405
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,595
Ahhh!
406
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,594
啊
407
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,097
拜拜咯
408
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,098
{\an8}Ah! Too-roo.
409
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,729
你说服我出去玩真是太棒了
410
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,730
[groans softly]
I'm so glad you
talked me into that.
411
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,273
That... What a great night.
412
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,272
那真是超棒的一个晚上
413
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,233
Yeah. No. I'm glad
you thought it was great.
414
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,232
是啊 你觉得“棒”就好
415
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,235
Which is a word reserved
for things that are the very
best they can be.
416
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,234
这个词用来含蓄地形容事物达到了最好的状态
417
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,905
Like how a Greatest Hits album
is full of a band's best songs
418
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,904
比如一张“最棒”专辑里都是乐队最好的歌曲
419
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,074
or how the Great Depression
was the best depression. So...
420
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,073
或者说“棒”萧条是最好的萧条 所以
421
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,408
Uh...
422
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,407
呃
423
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,118
Wait, what the fuck
are you talking about?
424
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,117
等下 你在说什么呀
425
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,079
I just wanted to throw you
the best V-Day you ever had.
426
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,078
我只是想献给你一个史上最好的情人节
427
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,206
Oh, my God!
Would you look at me,
you psycho?
428
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,205
噢 我的天呐 你看着我 小可爱
429
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:09,668
It was the greatest
Valentine's Day
that I have ever had.
430
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:09,668
这是我度过的最棒的情人节
431
00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,253
Ugh, now I'm going to go
take a shower
432
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,252
呃 现在我要去洗个澡
433
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:14,090
because I'm covered
in brimstone soot from hell
434
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,089
因为伊特莱根华丽的烟花秀
435
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,468
thanks to Etrigan's
gorgeous fireworks.
436
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,467
让我身上沾满了来自地狱的硫磺烟灰
437
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,469
Mm-kay?
438
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,468
可以吗
439
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,553
Yeah, yeah, cool. Okay, cool.
440
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,552
嗯嗯嗯 好的 去吧 去吧
441
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,513
Sure. Mm-hmm.
442
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,512
当然可以 嗯嗯
443
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,437
情人节快乐
444
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,438
[giggles]
Happy Valentine's Day.
445
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:32,525
- Oh, nice night for you.
- [woman giggles]
446
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,524
噢 祝你有个美好的夜晚
447
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,073
愚蠢的情人节
448
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,074
Stupid Valentine's Day.
449
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:45,830
- [woman] Hey!
- Huh?
450
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,829
-嘿 -哈
451
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,164
- Ooh.
- You get lost?
452
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,163
-噢 -你迷路了吗
453
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,959
Yeah, my GPS took
me a block away, too.
454
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,958
嗯 我的全球定位系统也把我带到了一个街区之外
455
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,836
[sputters] What?
456
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,835
什么
457
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,254
Come on, we're... we're late.
458
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,253
来吧 我们迟到了
459
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,425
好呀 为什么不去呢
460
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,426
[hesitating] Okay, why not?
461
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,431
-呃 自我介绍一下 我叫贝蒂 -我叫贝恩
462
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,432
- Uh, name's Betty, by the way.
- I am Bane.
463
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,809
I like it.
Mine's a stage name too.
464
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,808
我喜欢你的名字 我用的也是艺名
465
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,644
[whispers]
Real name's Elizabeth.
466
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,643
真名是伊丽莎白
467
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,438
So look, this client
is pretty demanding.
468
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,437
瞧吧 这个客户要求还挺高
469
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,106
He knows if you're
holding back on him.
470
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,105
他能看出来你有没有下狠手
471
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,983
So, let's get
hypothetical here.
472
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,982
那么 就让我们狂欢吧
473
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,610
{\an8}If you're spanking me
or humiliating me
or torching my anus,
474
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,609
要是你打我屁股或者羞辱我或者点燃我的肛门
475
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,821
am I gonna feel it
in the morning?
476
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,820
我明早会有感觉吗
477
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:22,658
It would be extremely
painful for you.
478
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:22,657
这对你来说可能会极其痛苦
479
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:23,993
You're gonna do great.
[slaps]
480
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,992
你会做得很好的
481
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,037
Um, what exactly
is going on here?
482
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,036
呃 到底要在这里做什么
483
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:29,206
Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.
484
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,205
嘿 情人节快乐
485
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,417
Oh, hey. Thank you.
486
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,416
噢 嘿 谢谢你
487
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,171
噢 史蒂夫
488
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,172
Oh, Steve.
489
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,048
[knocking at door]
490
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,884
Ugh, what now?
491
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,883
呃 这是怎么了
492
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,511
Wonder Woman,
Themyscira needs your help.
493
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,510
神奇女侠 天堂岛需要你的帮助
494
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,264
- What's happened?
- The island is under attack.
495
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,305
-发生什么事了 -天堂岛正在遭受攻击
496
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,893
- By who?
- Uh, by... by some dudes.
497
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,892
-遭受谁的攻击 -呃 一些男人
498
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,479
What? There's no men
allowed on Themyscira.
499
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,478
什么 天堂岛不允许男性进入
500
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,856
Yeah, exactly.
That's why we're all so pissed.
501
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,855
对啊对啊 所以我们才非常生气
502
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,608
They all just, like,
landed on the island.
503
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,607
他们全都刚刚降落到岛上
504
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,444
And one of them was like,
"I'm gonna teabag
the fucking...
505
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,443
然后其中一个说“我要把你们喜欢的
506
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,863
sacred artifact thing
you guys love."
507
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,862
那该死的圣器装袋泡茶”
508
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,699
- The Oculus of the Argo?
- Yes. Exactly. That.
509
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,698
-阿尔戈斯之眼 -对 没错 就是那个
510
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,034
[gasps] It's sacred.
511
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,033
这是神圣不可侵犯的
512
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,037
This is what I'm saying.
We gotta get going.
513
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,036
我想说的就是这个 我们得马上出发
514
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:11,540
Wait! Why didn't you light
a signal fire to alert me?
515
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,539
等等 你为什么不点燃烽火提醒我
516
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,668
We did. But one of those
assholes peed out the fire.
517
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,667
我们确实这样做了 但是有一个混蛋撒尿浇灭了火星子
518
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,629
We were all like,
"Dude, what the fuck?
519
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,628
我们都像这样“老兄 你他妈在干什么
520
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,130
So disrespectful."
521
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,129
太不尊重人了吧”
522
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,048
Oh.
523
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:18,755
噢
524
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,547
525
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,137
等等 我觉得好奇怪
526
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,138
Wait. This seems odd to me.
527
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,766
Hey, if you don't believe me,
hear it straight
from the Queen.
528
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,765
嘿 如果你不相信我 那就直接听听女王的话
529
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,810
Help me, Diana.
You're our only hope.
530
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,809
帮帮我 戴安娜 你是我们唯一的希望了
531
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,438
Great Hera! I'm coming.
532
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,437
伟大的赫拉 我来了
533
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,982
534
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,944
谢谢你 卡梅奥 花了我40美元 值了
535
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,945
Thank you, Cameo.
Best 40 bucks I've ever spent.
536
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,865
And may your quinceanera
be suited for the gods.
537
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:44,864
希望你的成人礼符合众神的品味
538
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,369
所以 我坐在皮肤科医生的办公室里
539
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,370
So, I'm sitting
in my dermatologist's office.
540
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,080
I had a mole
that looked a little weird.
541
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,079
我有一颗看起来有点奇怪的痣
542
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,706
He's a total hypochondriac.
543
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,705
他是个彻头彻尾的忧郁症患者
544
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,583
A melanoma is no joke.
545
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,582
黑色素瘤可不是闹着玩的
546
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,920
[whines and clears throat]
So, anyway, I'm there,
547
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,919
所以 不管怎样 我就在那里
548
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,591
and this one walks in.
And immediately,
I'm like, "Wow--"
549
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:02,590
这个人走进来 然后我立刻就像这样“哇哦”一声叫了出来
550
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,426
I looked awful.
551
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,425
我看上去很糟糕
552
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,513
I had literally just been
to hell and back.
I was summoning a succubus.
553
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,512
我简直就是去了地狱一趟又回来了 我在召唤魅魔
554
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,224
But to me,
she looked beautiful.
555
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,223
但是对我来说 她看起来很漂亮
556
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,978
So anyway, I say,
"Hey, any spawns of Satan
come through here?"
557
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,977
所以不管怎样 我说“嘿 有撒旦的后裔经过这里吗”
558
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:18,148
And I go, "Well, you're
probably looking
for the law firm next door."
559
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:18,147
我走上前去 “嗯你可能正在寻找隔壁的律师事务所”
560
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,900
Uh, which, you know,
cheesy joke.
561
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,899
呃 你懂的 那种俗气的笑话
562
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,026
It was cute.
563
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,025
很可爱
564
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,028
Sometimes I'm cute.
[purrs]
565
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,027
有时我确实蛮可爱
566
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,366
Oh, I am slain.
567
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,407
噢 我被杀了
568
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,284
{\an8}[groans softly]
569
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,619
[screams] Help me!
570
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,618
救救我
571
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,289
♪ Ah, I am slain ♪
572
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,288
啊我被杀了
573
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,292
Ah! I am slain.
I need help.
574
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,291
啊 我被杀了 我需要帮助
575
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,128
No, I am slain and need help.
576
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,127
不是你 是我被杀了 我需要帮助
577
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,380
Oh, my lesser half.
578
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,421
噢 我更少的一半
579
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,674
Come, let Daddy reabsorb you.
580
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,673
来吧 让爸爸重新吸纳你
581
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050
"Lesser half"? What?
582
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,049
“更少的一半”什么
583
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,803
What makes you think
I cannot reabsorb you?
584
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,802
你凭什么觉得我不能吸纳你
585
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,598
Because your face
is where my ass should be.
586
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,597
因为你的脸本该是我的屁股
587
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,309
I mean, I'm clearly
the dominant half.
588
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,308
我是说 毫无疑问我才是主要的那部分
589
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,813
噢 那又有什么关系呢
590
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,814
Oh, what does it matter?
591
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,191
We are as broken as that rose.
592
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,190
我们就像那破碎的玫瑰
593
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:06,572
Let us just clasp hands
and reabsorb each other,
and then we will be...
594
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:06,571
让我们紧握双手 重新吸纳彼此 然后我们将…
595
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,741
[wails] Alone!
596
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,740
孤身一人
597
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,827
{\an8}My God, you're right. Alone.
598
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,826
老天啊 你说得对 孤身一人
599
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,621
{\an8}Forever an outcast.
600
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,620
永远的弃儿
601
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,997
No one to love.
602
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,996
无人可爱
603
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,874
Or be loved by.
604
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,873
也无人爱我
605
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,626
[whimpers]
606
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,378
[both wail] A monster!
607
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,377
简直就是一个怪物啊
608
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,764
♪ What'sa matter you? ♪
609
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,763
你怎么了
610
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,766
无人尊重
611
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,767
♪ Gotta no respect ♪
612
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,685
♪ Whadda you think you do ♪
613
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,684
你觉得你在做什么
614
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,646
♪ Why you look-a so sad?♪
615
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,645
你为何看上去如此悲伤
616
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,397
♪ It's-a not so bad ♪
617
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,396
倒也没那么坏
618
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,857
♪ It's-a nice-a place ♪
619
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,856
这里是个好地方
620
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,859
♪ Ah, shaddap-a you face ♪
621
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,858
啊 遮住你的脸
622
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,362
[both laughing]
623
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,113
Oh, that's wonderful.
624
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,112
噢 那可太棒了
625
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,991
How delightful
that you remember
the song from our childhood!
626
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,990
你还记得我们儿时的歌谣 太开心啦
627
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,368
The one the...
628
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,367
就是那首
629
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,411
[together] ...handsy pizza guy
used to sing.
630
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,410
做手工披萨的人过去常常唱的歌
631
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,372
- [both laughing]
- Oh.
632
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,371
噢
633
00:15:56,372 --> 00:16:01,418
I have never met anyone
that I connected to so
quickly and completely.
634
00:15:56,497 --> 00:16:01,417
我从来没有遇到过我能如此迅速而完美地配合上的人
635
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,045
我能问问
636
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,046
Might I ask,
637
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,715
how do you identify?
638
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,714
你的取向是什么
639
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,467
You know, sexually.
640
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,508
你懂吧 性取向
641
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,762
I identify as fluid.
642
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,761
我的性向是流动的
643
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,263
As do I.
644
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,262
我也是
645
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,306
646
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:20,813
[grunts]
647
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,608
[groaning]
648
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,903
哈莉 你这是在干什么
649
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,904
Harley, what the fuck
are you doing?
650
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,197
Stop, wait...
651
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:29,862
等等
652
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,116
Wait, is this the real
Lasso of Truth?
653
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,115
等等 这是真的真言套索吗
654
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,910
Oh, wait a second.
Is this the one that you got
from Halloween
655
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,909
噢 等一下 这是你从万圣节得到的那个东西吗
656
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,871
when you tried to go as
Wonder Wolf-man
and no one got it?
657
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,870
就是当你想扮成神奇狼人时 却没有人看懂
658
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:42,251
I was a wolf wearing
a Wonder Woman suit.
It made perfect fucking sense.
659
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:42,250
我扮演的是一只穿着神奇女侠套装的狼 这他妈太有意义了
660
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,753
But no, this is the real
Lasso of Truth.
I just stole it.
661
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,752
但是这根真言套索不是在万圣节那次偷的 是我刚刚偷的
662
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,548
May I ask why you did
this very stupid thing?
663
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,547
我能问问你为什么要做这种非常愚蠢的事情吗
664
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,092
Ivy,
665
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,091
艾薇
666
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:54,054
was this the best
Valentine's Day
that you have ever had?
667
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:54,053
这是你度过的最棒的情人节吗
668
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,224
Y... No, it was top three.
669
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,223
对 不对 但排进前三
670
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,183
Bah! Fuck.
671
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,182
啊 去他妈的
672
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,518
I fucking knew it.
673
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,559
我他妈就知道
674
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,895
Top three, very good.
675
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,894
前三名 已经很好了
676
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,480
Let me out of this thing.
677
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,479
快把我从这东西里弄出来
678
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,607
嘿 哈莉 谁在乎呢
679
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,608
Hey, Harley, who cares?
680
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:10,279
It was a great Valentine's Day. Great.
681
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:10,278
这是个很棒的情人节 非常棒
682
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,781
[shrieking]
Stop saying things are great.
683
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,780
不要再说事情很棒了
684
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,867
[sighs in exasperation]
685
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,910
With the Joker,
every single year,
686
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,909
和小丑在一起的每一年
687
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,662
I made sure
that Valentine's Day was better
than the one before it.
688
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,661
我都会确保这次的情人节比之前的情人节要过得好
689
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,706
And although my credit score
is now absolute shit
690
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,705
虽然现在我的信用评分相当狗屎
691
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,835
and I am banned for life
from most of Gotham City's
craft supply stores,
692
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,834
而且我被终身禁止进入哥谭市的大部分工艺用品商店
693
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,003
[screams] I did it!
694
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,002
但我做到了
695
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:26,962
Well, guess what?
696
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:26,961
好吧 你猜为什么
697
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,714
I'm not the Joker.
698
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,713
因为我不是小丑
699
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,340
I don't give a shit.
700
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,339
我才不在乎呢
701
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,510
I had a splendid, splendid--
That's an okay word, right?
702
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,509
我度过了一个辉煌的 辉煌的 这个词可以吧
703
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,180
...Valentine's Day
and now, I would love
704
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,179
情人节 现在我想
705
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,723
to end it by bingeing
706
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,722
挑一部HBO Max提供的
707
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,476
one of the many fine scripted
or non-scripted shows
708
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,475
许多优秀的有剧本或无剧本的节目
709
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,562
that HBO Max has to offer,
then have some sex,
710
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,603
来结束今天一天 然后做爱
711
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,022
and go to bed.
712
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,021
最后上床睡觉
713
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,733
Like, perfect ending
to a perfect Valentine's Day.
714
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,732
就像 完美的结局对应完美的情人节
715
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,817
Ping.
716
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,816
呼
717
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,402
Well, not perfect, right?
718
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,401
不够完美对吧
719
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,488
[sighs in exasperation] Harley.
720
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,487
哈莉
721
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,199
Okay, okay. Why don't you
figure out something to watch
while I hit the head?
722
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,198
好吧 好吧 你为什么不在我上厕所的时候想想要看点什么呢
723
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,662
仅供参考 那要花点时间 好吗 我吃了一些奇怪的东西
724
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,663
Just FYI, it's gonna
take a bit, okay?
I ate something weird.
725
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,458
I might have that thing
where my legs fall asleep
and you know the rest.
726
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,457
我可能要蹲会厕所 我的腿可能会麻 接下的事你都清楚
727
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,339
[sensual rock music playing]
728
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,092
[Bane] So, Betty, uh,
how did you get into this,
uh, line of work?
729
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:14,092
那么 贝蒂 呃 你是如何进入这个行当的
730
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,053
Well, I used to be
an accountant
731
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,052
嗯 我曾经是一名会计
732
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,014
and just sitting all day
in those shitty chairs
with no lumbar support...
733
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,013
就整天坐在那些没有腰部支撑的劣质椅子上
734
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:22,893
Oh, my God.
The lumbar, always ignored.
735
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,892
噢我的天呐 支撑木头总是会被忽略
736
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,228
Tell me about it.
737
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,227
告诉我这事
738
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,647
They never want to spring
for a good chair.
739
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,646
他们从不愿意为一把好椅子掏钱
740
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:30,359
But you know what
happens when you're not
comfortable at work?
741
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,358
但你知道当你在工作中感到不舒服时会发生什么吗
742
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,819
Yeah, productivity goes down.
743
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,818
嗯 生产力会下降
744
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:35,739
Exactly.
Penny-wise, pound-foolish.
745
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,738
正是如此 聪明反被聪明误
746
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,533
[laughs]
I feel like I know you.
747
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,532
我觉得我懂你
748
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,618
I was thinking the same.
749
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,659
我和你想得一样
750
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:43,038
[stammers] And I hope
this isn't too forward,
751
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,037
我希望你不会觉得进展太快了
752
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:46,416
but how would you like
to come to my place after this?
753
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,415
但是干完这活你愿意来我的房子坐坐吗
754
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:49,711
[stammering]
But this... Can I?
755
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,710
但这 我能去吗
756
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:54,049
Yes, I would like that
very much.
757
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:54,048
嗯嗯 荣幸之至
758
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,302
Hey, uh, is ignoring me
part of the experience?
759
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,301
嘿 呃 无视我也是体验的一部分吗
760
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,973
Because, if so, it's more
annoying than humiliating.
761
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,972
因为 如果是这样的话 与其说是羞辱不如说是恼人
762
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,892
[shrieking] Shut up!
What are you gonna
do about it,
763
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,891
闭嘴 你想做什么
764
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:09,147
you baby-dicked piece of shit?
With your tiny penis?
765
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:09,147
你这个小鸡巴的垃圾 用你的小鸡巴吗
766
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,690
谢谢你
767
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,649
Thank you.
768
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,776
噢 它去哪了呀
769
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,777
Oh, where'd it go?
770
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:17,823
I need my electron microscope
if I'm gonna find that nub.
771
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:17,822
要想找到那个小疙瘩 我得用我的电子显微镜
772
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,199
Hey, get in on this, huh?
773
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,198
嘿 加入我们 来吧
774
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,910
I mean, I'm looking at it
and, and, uh--
775
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,909
我是说 我在看它 呃
776
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,288
How can you see it?
I can't.
777
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,287
你看得到吗 我看不到
778
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,582
It's so small.
779
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,581
太小了
780
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:31,837
Well, I, I mean, I don't know
if small is the word I would
use or, or, or tight, I don't--
781
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:31,836
好吧 我我的意思是 我不知道小是否是我要用的词 或者 或者紧 我不
782
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,255
No, she's right.
783
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,254
不 她是对的
784
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,257
It looks like one of those
pissing fountain cherubs.
785
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,256
它看起来像那种撒尿的喷泉小天使
786
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,926
- Go on. Have another look.
- [Bane hesitates]
787
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,925
继续吧 再看一下
788
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:42,848
Damn, it was a genuine pleasure
watching you work, Bane.
789
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:42,847
靠 看你工作真是一种乐趣 贝恩
790
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,183
Uh, thanks, I guess.
791
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,183
呃 谢谢你 应该吧
792
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:50,606
So, we still have a few hours
of Valentine's Day left,
and my offer still stands.
793
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:50,605
所以 我们还有几个小时的情人节 我的提议仍然有效
794
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,940
My place or yours?
795
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,939
去我那儿还是去你那儿
796
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,027
Hmm... Let's do yours.
My place is a pit.
797
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,026
嗯 去你那吧 我那地方是一个坑
798
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,030
Well, my place
is covered in cat hair.
799
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,029
好吧 我那地方到处都是猫毛
800
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,448
So, let's toss a coin?
801
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,447
那么 我们抛硬币吧
802
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,657
[both laugh]
803
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,618
I'll call a car.
804
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,617
我来叫车
805
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:06,955
Hey, uh, did you mean
what you said to that guy
about the size of his penis?
806
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,954
嘿 呃 你对那个家伙说的关于他的阴茎大小的话是真的吗？
807
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:11,501
I'm sure he's not
packing the kind of heat
you're packing, big guy.
808
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,500
我相信他裤兜里的东西可没你的大 大块头
809
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,963
[laughs nervously]
For sure. Absolutely.
810
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,962
当然 绝对
811
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,342
I am surely packing much
more heat than this man who
812
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,341
我肯定比这个 大多数人都觉得
813
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:24,681
most people would agree has
a very decently-sized penis.
[laughing nervously]
814
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:24,680
阴茎相当大的人厉害得多
815
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,725
I can't wait to see for myself.
816
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,766
我迫不及待得想亲眼看看
817
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,310
You and me both.
818
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,309
我和你都想
819
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:32,272
Hey, why don't
you go ahead and text me
your address?
820
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:32,271
嘿 你为什么不继续把你的地址发给我呢
821
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,983
I just need to make
a quick stop first to, um,
822
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,982
我只是需要先做一个短暂的停留 呃
823
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,820
grab a hoagie and carbo-load
for our lovemaking.
824
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,819
拿个卷饼 为我们的性爱补充碳水化合物
825
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,113
Mmm, don't be long.
826
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,112
嗯 时间不要太长了
827
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,282
You'll see how long I am.
828
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,281
你会看到我有多长
829
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,576
[giggles] Oh, my.
830
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,575
噢我的天
831
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,411
Uh, okay.
832
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,410
呃 好吧
833
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:52,792
该死 该死 该死 该死
834
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:52,793
Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
835
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:05,180
[in menacing voice]
If you've come here
to feed your foolish vice,
836
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,179
如果你来这里是为了满足你愚蠢的恶习
837
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,016
[in normal voice]
it's Valentine's Day.
It's all half price.
838
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,015
今天是情人节 所有东西都是半价
839
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,810
I got a specific request
for ya, E-man.
840
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,809
我有一个特别的请求 伊男
841
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,396
How do I put this?
I'm kind of,
sort of, looking for--
842
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,395
我怎么说呢 我有点 有点 在寻找
843
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,355
A sex spell.
844
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,354
一个性咒语
845
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,898
How'd you know?
846
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,897
你怎么知道
847
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,067
Just the bulk
of our business
all year round.
848
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,066
不就是我们一年中的大部分业务嘛
849
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:20,362
Helping those who
wish to... [chuckling]
850
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,361
帮助那些想要
851
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,030
bone down.
852
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,029
放松的人
853
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,324
Okay. I want to give Ive
the best Valentine's Day
she's ever had.
854
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,323
好吧 我想给小艾一个她所经历过的最好的情人节
855
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:27,744
Which naturally
means the biggest orgasm
she's ever had.
856
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,743
这自然意味着这得是她有史以来最爽的一次高潮
857
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,663
Like, you know, some crazy shit
858
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,662
你懂吧 就像那种很疯狂的感觉
859
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,164
where our neighbors
think someone died
and they call the cops.
860
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,163
爽得让我们邻居都以为有人死了 纷纷报警
861
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,625
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, do I know.
862
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,624
噢 明白明白 我完全明白
863
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,544
I may have just the spell.
864
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,543
我正好有这种咒语
865
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,171
And I'll throw in some
cleaner to, you know,
take away the smell.
866
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,170
我会加入一些清洁剂 你懂 让气味远去
867
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,800
It's like 40% creepier
that you make it rhyme,
but, you know, whatever.
868
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,841
这个加上调子更怪了 但是 无所谓了
869
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,386
请大声朗诵
870
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,387
[in menacing voice]
Read this out loud
871
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,056
and you shall summon
a power that will
have you both--
872
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,055
之后你们双方会凝聚一股能量
873
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,058
Okay, okay.
I get it. I get it.
874
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,057
好 行 知道了 我懂了
875
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,601
"Double, double,
toil and trouble.
876
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,600
不惮辛劳不惮烦
877
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,603
Beyonce's thighs
and Clooney's stubble.
878
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,602
碧昂斯的大腿 克鲁尼的发
879
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:57,858
Ass of Meloni
and eye of Zendaya,
tossed into a hellish fire.
880
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:57,857
米洛尼的翘臀 赞达亚的眼 一个一个在点火
881
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,404
Whoa!
882
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,403
哇
883
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,989
So what, now I'm like
a sex machine?
884
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,988
然后呢 我变成了一个性爱机器吗
885
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,242
The next person you bed
shall feel divine.
886
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:07,241
之后睡在你床上的人会爽上天
887
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,245
Tax included,
that'll be, uh, $49.99.
888
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,244
含税 应该是49.99美元
889
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:13,081
Oh, and I think it's
pronounced Zen-day-a.
890
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,080
噢 我感觉那个音应该说的是赞-黛-亚
891
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,207
Zen-day-a.
892
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,206
赞-黛-亚
893
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:19,921
[huffing]
894
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:22,298
嘿 小哈
895
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:22,299
[Poison Ivy] Hey, Harls?
896
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,926
[Harley groaning]
897
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,511
You okay in there, babe?
898
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,510
你在那儿还好吗 亲爱的
899
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,972
Is this, uh,
is this La-zeat-balls
related or--
900
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,971
这是 额 这是关于拉泽肉丸的节目或
901
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,601
Sorry, babe. Took a little time
to get the trains running.
But run, they did.
902
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,600
抱歉 亲爱的 拉肚花了点时间 但我尽快完事了
903
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,521
Totally thought about
what you said about how
this Valentine's Day was great,
904
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:36,520
完全沉浸在你刚刚的话里这个情人节是不错
905
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,814
and I should not obsess,
906
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,813
我不应该太激动
907
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,566
and I think you're right.
908
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,565
我觉得你说得对
909
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,610
Listen, I don't need
to go overboard
and try to woo you.
910
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,609
听着 我没必要举止太夸张 一直尝试去吸引你
911
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,070
We just hang out here
912
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,069
我们只是两个人
913
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:46,823
and be with each other,
and it will be great.
914
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:46,822
一起做点什么 这就很好了
915
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,950
我现在 好兴奋
916
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,951
I'm, like, so
turned on right now.
917
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,703
Oh, you don't wanna
watch a show first?
918
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,702
噢 你不想先一起看个节目吗
919
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,331
I cannot believe
I'm saying this, but...
920
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,330
不敢相信我就这么说出来 但
921
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:56,750
No.
922
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:56,749
不
923
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,710
[kissing and moaning]
924
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,345
[yowls]
925
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,160
[Harley moans]
926
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,411
[Poison Ivy groans]
927
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,374
-噢 哇 -天哪
928
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,375
- [Poison Ivy] Oh, wow!
- [Harley] Oh, my fucking God.
929
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,127
Wow, wow, wow.
930
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,126
哇 哇 哇
931
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,295
[Poison Ivy vocalizes]
932
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,048
933
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:49,885
我应该这么做
934
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:49,886
♪ It's the right thing for me ♪
935
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,347
[screams] Yeow! Yeah!
[laughs]
936
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,346
哇哦好耶
937
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,350
哇
938
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,351
Whoa!
939
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,728
- [exhales]
- That was...
940
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,727
那是
941
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:01,731
Yeah, I've um...
942
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:01,730
是的 我已经
943
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:05,193
[chuckles] Shit, I don't
[inhales]
944
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:05,192
该死 我不确定
945
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:09,865
know if I've ever had
anything quite like that.
946
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,864
我之前是不是有这么爽过
947
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,241
Um--
948
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:10,865
额
949
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,576
Are you saying that was
the best you've ever had?
950
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,575
你是说这是你所体验过最爽的一次吗
951
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,161
Not that that matters at all.
952
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,160
不重要
953
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,163
We're not saying
what's the best
and not the best.
954
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,162
我们这不是在比较 什么最好什么最差
955
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,165
But if we were ranking things,
which we're not,
would you say that?
956
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,164
但是如果要比较的话 虽然其实并没比较 但你的想法呢
957
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:21,835
Yeah, I... I... I think so.
958
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,834
那个 我 我 我附议
959
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,837
But if you take
that Lasso of Truth
and put it around me,
960
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,836
但是如果你把真言套索套在我身上
961
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,214
I swear to God,
I will strangle you with it. So...
962
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,213
我对天发誓 一定会用它勒死你
963
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:27,674
- [Harley] Fuck yeah!
- [Poison Ivy] ...fair warning.
964
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,673
-棒极了 -温馨提示
965
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:28,758
[man screaming]
I'm so fucking horny!
966
00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:28,757
我已经欲火冲天了
967
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:29,718
What the hell?
968
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:29,717
什么鬼东西
969
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,305
[woman] Yes!
970
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,304
爽
971
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,016
[people moaning and groaning]
972
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:39,686
They're doing it
right there in the street,
like animals.
973
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:39,685
他们就在街上做 像原始动物一样
974
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,605
What the fuck is happening?
975
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,604
见鬼 到底发生什么了
976
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:45,066
Well, I grew up
in the underwater
kingdom of Xebel,
977
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:45,065
嗯 我成长于水下王国 泽贝尔
978
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,402
and was raised as an assassin.
979
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,401
被培养成为刺客
980
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:49,321
Eventually, I was sent
to the surface world
981
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:49,320
最终 被送到陆地上
982
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,907
to hunt down
the future monarch of Atlantis.
983
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:51,906
来追杀亚特兰帝斯的未来君主
984
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,491
And I was that future monarch.
985
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,491
我就是
986
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:55,785
Well, clearly,
I failed on my mission.
987
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,784
嗯 很明显 我失败了
988
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:59,289
What can I say?
I can be pretty charming.
[laughs]
989
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:59,288
我能说什么 我太有魅力了
990
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,249
She does have
a solid left hook, though.
991
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,248
虽然她的左勾拳确实很厉害
992
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:04,920
We got married within a year,
which turned out to be
993
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,919
我们相识不到一年结婚了 这证明了
994
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,465
the only thing in centuries
that could unite
our respective kingdoms.
995
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,464
这是几个世纪中唯一能团结我们各国的东西
996
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,843
It just goes to show you
that two parties from two
totally different walks,
997
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:11,842
这证明完全不同的两个种族
998
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,679
swims of life,
can be stronger together.
999
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,678
两种生命体 团结一起会更强大
1000
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:17,599
There's no hope
for surface dwellers, though.
1001
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,598
但是 陆地生物再无可能
1002
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,725
They're whale excrement.
1003
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:18,724
他们宛如鲸鱼便便
1004
00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:19,851
She's kidding.
1005
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:19,850
她在开玩笑
1006
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,186
- She's--
- I'm not kidding.
1007
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,185
-她 -我没有说笑
1008
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,606
Ugh, fine. I'm kidding.
1009
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,605
额 好吧 是我在开玩笑
1010
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,107
[softly] I'm not kidding.
1011
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:26,106
我没有说笑
1012
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,400
[giggles]
Oh, how my clay
1013
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,399
噢 我的泥
1014
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,905
aches for you,
my [vocalizes] love.
1015
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,904
弄痛你了 我的挚爱
1016
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,115
As does mine for you, my dear.
1017
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:34,114
我也弄到你了 亲爱的
1018
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,619
{\an8}Our hearts literally
beat as one and yet...
1019
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:37,618
我们的心仍在跳动
1020
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:41,081
We are forever unable to touch
lest I reabsorb you,
1021
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:41,080
然而我们只能永远分离 除非让我重新吸收你
1022
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:46,294
forever wiping
that beautiful face
from [vocalizes] existence.
1023
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:46,293
永远抹除那个美丽的人儿
1024
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:51,633
We are the doomed
product of a liaison
between twin mistresses,
1025
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:51,632
我们是天生一对 相爱的一对
1026
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,010
Fate and Irony.
1027
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,009
命运啊 多么讽刺
1028
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:58,098
But I suppose we can
still love each other
and never touch.
1029
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:58,097
但是我觉得我们可以保持相爱但不接触的状态
1030
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:01,351
It is the way
of the American marriage.
1031
00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:01,350
美国婚姻就是这样的
1032
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,727
Absolutely.
1033
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,726
没错
1034
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:06,064
We are adults,
we can control our own libido.
1035
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:06,105
我们是成年人 控制我们自己
1036
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,693
[both groaning in surprise]
1037
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:08,399
1038
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,906
- [both sighing]
- Oh, no!
1039
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,905
噢 不
1040
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,158
We mustn't mix media.
1041
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,157
我们不能混合
1042
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,411
[horses neighing]
1043
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,662
[both groaning in disgust]
1044
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,541
抱歉 先生 来不及了
1045
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,542
[in menacing voice]
I'm sorry, sir.
You're too late.
1046
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,043
Close at 9:00.
1047
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,042
9点关门
1048
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,838
- [in normal voice] It's 9:08.
- You have to help me.
1049
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:29,837
-9:08了 -你必须帮我
1050
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,965
It's an emergency, okay?
1051
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,964
很紧急 好吗
1052
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,718
Men are from Mars.
Women, Venus. Let me guess.
1053
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:34,717
男人都来自火星 女人 来自金星 让我猜猜
1054
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,553
You want to have
a bigger penis, right?
1055
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,552
你想要个更大的工具 是吗
1056
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,013
I... Well...
1057
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,012
我 也
1058
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,516
Yeah, I... I mean, my penis
is actually a good size.
1059
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,515
嗯 我 我是说 我的挺好的
1060
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:45,103
It's just that my body
is actually also
incredibly large.
1061
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,144
只是我的身体已经大得超比寻常
1062
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,814
It's like if you took
Kawhi Leonard's hands
1063
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,813
就好像你拉着科怀·伦纳德的手
1064
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:50,650
and you put them on
Andre the Giant's body.
1065
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:50,649
放到巨人先生安德雷的身上
1066
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,861
Everybody knows Kawhi has--
1067
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,860
所有人都知道科怀
1068
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,071
[in menacing voice]
No matter its size,
this will enlarge.
1069
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,070
和尺寸无关 会变大的
1070
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,991
- Now, how will you be paying,
cash or charge?
- Hmm.
1071
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,990
-你准备怎么支付 现金还是记账 -唔
1072
00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,243
Oh, my God. Take my money.
1073
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,242
噢 天 用这个付钱
1074
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,913
所以我只要一边背咒语
1075
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,914
So I just recite
the incantation
1076
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:08,960
while applying the potion
to the problem area.
1077
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:08,959
一边把药水涂在需要的部位就行
1078
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,628
Easy-peasy.
1079
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,628
手到擒来嘛
1080
00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,714
{\an8}"Do not take if you
have kidney problems
or are pregnant."
1081
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,713
若有肾脏问题或是怀孕了 请不要使用
1082
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:15,550
Yada, yada, yada.
Okay, here you go.
1083
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:15,549
好的 好 好的 好了 走吧您嘞
1084
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:21,598
"Take pity on my shrunken
junk and turn this twig
to redwood trunk."
1085
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:21,597
可怜可怜这个干瘪的小废物吧 把它变成红木树干那么大
1086
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,977
Okay. Yes.
I definitely
feel something.
1087
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:25,976
好的 是 我确定感觉到了有效果
1088
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,105
[groans] Is it supposed
to burn like this?
1089
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,104
应该是这样吗
1090
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:33,151
Ooh, ow! Ugh, ow! Ow!
1091
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:33,192
噢 嗷 呃 嗷 嗷
1092
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,527
God damn it!
1093
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,526
天
1094
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,655
[reading]
1095
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,738
禁止和生长激素混用
1096
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,991
Well, that is a fuck
to the face.
1097
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,990
爽上天的一炮
1098
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,244
[straining]
1099
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:49,208
贝恩 你这个莽汉
1100
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:49,167
Bane, you impetuous fool.
1101
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,253
You're so stupid.
1102
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,252
笨蛋
1103
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,924
而且还
1104
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,925
And also...
1105
00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:01,471
so uncontrollably horny.
1106
00:27:57,008 --> 00:28:01,470
控制不住了
1107
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,264
[squelching]
1108
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:07,644
[roars softly]
1109
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,854
[woman moaning in pleasure]
1110
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,941
[people moaning in pleasure]
1111
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,610
好吧 嗯 别生气
1112
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,611
Okay, well, don't get mad.
1113
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,447
But I may have used
a magic spell to give you
1114
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,446
但是我刚刚或许使用了一个神奇魔法
1115
00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:21,449
the best sex you've
ever had in your entire life.
1116
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,448
为了让你有一个终身难忘的床上体验
1117
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:24,577
Harley. [groans]
1118
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,576
哈莉
1119
00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:27,497
Oh, you can't possibly
be mad at me for getting
you off too good.
1120
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,496
你不能因为我让你太爽了而生气
1121
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,290
That is not a thing.
1122
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,289
这种不能算进去
1123
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:35,255
I... I... Well, I think
I can when this...
this is happening.
1124
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:35,254
我 我 好吧 我以为我能 但是现在发生了这种事
1125
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:38,133
Look, if the end result
of this is just that everyone
is super horny
1126
00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:38,132
听着 如果最后结果是所有人都欲火朝天
1127
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:41,344
and they all go and have
amazing consensual sex
on Valentine's Day,
1128
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:41,343
所有人都在情人节这天过得非常 性趣盎然
1129
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,346
then I really don't
see the problem.
1130
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,345
我真心不觉得这是个问题
1131
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,348
- [sighs] Oh.
- [man] ...my head all the way
down to my toes.
1132
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,347
-噢 -非常渴望
1133
00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:46,641
Shit, man. You got a point.
1134
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,640
见鬼 你说得是没错
1135
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:48,476
[loud banging]
1136
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:51,271
- [woman] Ahhh!
- [man] Oh, my God. No, run!
1137
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,270
-啊 -噢 天呐 不 快跑
1138
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:56,776
My libido knows no bounds.
1139
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:56,775
我的欲望无限
1140
00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,653
Ahhh!
1141
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,652
啊
1142
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:02,614
跑
1143
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:02,615
- [people screaming]
- [man] Run!
1144
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:08,871
我 额 嗯 其他人做的
1145
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:08,872
I, uh, uh...
Somebody else did that.
1146
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:12,500
Okay, yeah. That's obviously
an unforeseen problem
we must address.
1147
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,499
好吧 嗯 显然这个问题出乎我们意料 但是还要解决
1148
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,752
- [woman moaning in pleasure]
- [spanking]
1149
00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:18,590
[Darkseid] I was delivering
the keynote at the Republican
National Convention
1150
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:18,589
我正在共和党全国代表大会上发言
1151
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,510
when I saw her cold, dead eyes
from across the room.
1152
00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:22,509
在那里我和一个女人对视 她的目光冰冷 死寂
1153
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:29,684
I demanded she sit at my side,
as queen of Apokolips,
or else I would destroy her.
1154
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:29,683
我命令她坐在我身边 以天启星王后的身份 否则我会灭了她
1155
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:33,605
She asked to see my last
three bank statements.
1156
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:33,604
她要求查看我最近的三份银行账单
1157
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,025
I enjoy our chit-chats
the most.
1158
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:37,024
我非常享受我们那会儿的聊天
1159
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:40,695
We never run out of subjects
to talk about it.
1160
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,694
我们好像有说不完的话
1161
00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:43,156
Darkseid is... is...
1162
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,155
达克赛德坠入 入
1163
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,616
爱河了
1164
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,617
in love.
1165
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,207
我的心走出那段爱情了吗 我发誓 还需要时间
1166
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,208
Did my heart love till now?
Forswear it, sight.
1167
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:57,253
For I ne'er saw true beauty
till this...
1168
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:57,252
那是我第一次见到真正的美
1169
00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:59,005
♪ Night ♪
1170
00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,004
晚安
1171
00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:04,177
It is agony to be so close
and yet so far, my inamorato.
1172
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:04,176
太难受了 我们是如此亲密 却要保持距离 我的爱人
1173
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,428
[rubber stretching]
1174
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,681
什么都舔不到
1175
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,682
I'm getting nothing.
1176
00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,893
- [both struggling]
- [glass breaking]
1177
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,437
啊
1178
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,438
- [whimpers]
- Ahhh!
1179
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,691
最糟糕的事莫过于此
1180
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,692
The only thing worse
than not being with you...
1181
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:23,655
...is being with you
but unable to be inside you.
1182
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:23,654
我在你身旁却无法与你融为一体
1183
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,492
It would seem our love
is, indeed, star-crossed.
1184
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:27,491
看起来我们的爱情 真的 惨绝人寰
1185
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,454
再见 我的爱
1186
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,455
Goodbye, my love.
1187
00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:33,748
Goodbye.
1188
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,747
再见
1189
00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:35,458
I shall take some comfort
in knowing
1190
00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:35,457
我想知道
1191
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,586
that somewhere out there,
my soulmate wanders.
1192
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,585
我的灵魂伴侣在哪里徘徊 这样我会感到些许安慰
1193
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:43,091
Here, before you go,
please accept these tickets
I bought for us
1194
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:43,090
给你 走之前拿上这些票我给咱们买的
1195
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:48,555
for Mr. Brett Goldstein's
one-man show.
at Gotham Amphitheater.
1196
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:48,554
一起去看博特·高登斯汀先生的节目 在哥谭圆形剧院
1197
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,431
Alas, I cannot.
1198
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,430
唉 我去不了了
1199
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:55,937
{\an8}I have a hole in my heart
that not even Ted Lasso's
Roy Kent can fill.
1200
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:55,936
我的心上破了一个洞 即使是泰德·拉索扮演的罗伊·肯特也填补不了
1201
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,398
[elevator dings]
1202
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:06,697
不可退票 高登斯汀先生 我来了
1203
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:06,698
Non-refundable? Mr. Goldstein,
I am on my way.
1204
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:12,786
怎么样 宝贝
1205
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:12,787
[Bane] Was that
good for you, baby?
1206
00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:14,539
Ahhh!
1207
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,538
啊
1208
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:19,794
My loins will never be sated!
1209
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:19,793
我的欲念永不满足
1210
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:22,046
He's a giant fucking kaiju.
1211
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,045
他就是个只会干的大怪兽
1212
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,173
I honestly don't know why
he's that big,
1213
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,172
老实讲 真不知道他怎么变得那么大
1214
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:27,427
but he must have, like,
inhaled a metric ton
of my pheromones or something?
1215
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:27,426
但是他肯定吸了大量的我的信息素或其他之类的东西
1216
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,304
I mean, that's the only
explanation for why
1217
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,303
我是说 只有这样才能解释
1218
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:32,724
he just came inside
the fourth floor
of the stock exchange.
1219
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:32,723
为什么他能干进证券交易所的四楼
1220
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,183
- You know what I'm saying?
- So can't you just, like,
1221
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:34,182
-你知道我在说什么吗 -所以你不能试着比如
1222
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:36,936
kiss him to transfer
some unhorny pheromones?
1223
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,935
人工呼吸 传给他一些平息欲望的信息素
1224
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,606
Um, I mean, in theory, yes.
1225
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,605
额 我是说 理论上 可以
1226
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:43,234
But how am I gonna get
all the way up there to get
his mask off and do that?
1227
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:43,233
但是我怎么上去 摘掉他的面罩 然后做接下来的事
1228
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,486
You don't have to.
We're gonna bring
him down to us.
1229
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,485
你不需要上去 我们会把他带下来
1230
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:49,781
准备好 艾薇 我会把他拉过来
1231
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:49,782
Get ready, Ive.
I'm gonna draw him to you.
1232
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,745
噢 天
1233
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,746
Ow! God damn it.
1234
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,751
[muffled groaning]
1235
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,468
快点 摘掉面罩
1236
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,427
[Poison Ivy] Hurry,
get his mask off.
1237
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,346
[chuckles] I can't believe
that worked.
1238
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,345
不敢相信真的做到了
1239
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:14,766
Of course it worked.
I'm always thinking
ten steps ahead, baby.
1240
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,765
当然能 我一直走一步想十步 宝贝
1241
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:19,187
Hello, Gotham City.
What say you spend
your Valentine's Day with me,
1242
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:19,186
你好 哥谭市 和我一起过情人节吧
1243
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:24,525
Emmy-winning actor, writer,
and British bad boy,
Brett Goldstein.
1244
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:24,524
艾美奖获得者 作家 英国坏小子 博特·高登斯汀
1245
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,903
I'll be reading selected works
of Lord Byron,
1246
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,902
我将朗读拜伦勋爵的节选作品
1247
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,364
the Brett Goldstein
of the 19th century.
1248
00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,363
19世纪的博特·高登斯汀
1249
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:30,907
That voice!
1250
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,906
那个声音
1251
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:34,035
A lower-middle-class
South London accent that says
1252
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:34,034
伦敦南部的中下层阶级的口音
1253
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:40,667
he's not afraid of hard labor
in the workplace or in bed.
1254
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:40,666
他并不畏惧任何辛苦 无论是来自工作还是床上
1255
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,587
[screams] I must have him!
1256
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:44,586
我想要他
1257
00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,089
Argh!
1258
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:45,921
啊
1259
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,340
Mama Macaroni!
1260
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:47,339
我爱的老妈通心粉餐厅
1261
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,051
[man screaming]
1262
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,053
贝恩 你在做什么
1263
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,054
Bane, what are you doing?
1264
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,555
[grunting]
1265
00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:57,892
I can't control my libido.
1266
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,891
我控制不住的欲火
1267
00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:01,521
[grunting] I'm almost
not doing this.
1268
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,520
我很少这样
1269
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,023
原谅我吧
1270
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,024
Have mercy!
1271
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:07,151
[struggling]
1272
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,071
[building rumbling]
1273
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,538
不
1274
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,497
[moaning] No!
1275
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:23,292
Brett Goldstein, you deserve
someone who makes you feel
1276
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:23,291
博特·高登斯汀 你应该试试
1277
00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:26,003
like you've been
fucked by lightning.
1278
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,003
被干到爽翻天的感觉
1279
00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:27,171
[straining]
1280
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,551
也许能重建
1281
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,510
Maybe they can rebuild it?
1282
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,804
All I wanted
for Valentine's Day
was to hang out
1283
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,803
情人节我本来只想出去转转
1284
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:38,599
in our fucking apartment
and fucking watch TV
and have sex.
1285
00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:38,598
然后回公寓看会电视 再上个床
1286
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,560
But no, it wasn't
enough for you.
1287
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,559
但是不 这些对你来说还不够
1288
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,522
And now you've ruined
my favorite restaurant
in all of Gotham City.
1289
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:44,563
而现在你把整个哥谭市里我最爱的那家餐厅全毁了
1290
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,899
I, I think they opened
a second location
in Bludhaven.
1291
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:46,898
我 我想他们在布鲁德海文应该也开了分店
1292
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:49,444
You know, you say you wanted
to do something special for me,
1293
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,443
你知道 你说你想为我做点特别的事
1294
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:53,281
but you don't listen
when I try to tell you
what I actually want.
1295
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:53,280
可当我对你说我想要什么的时候 你又不听
1296
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,657
What about what I want?
1297
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,656
那你知道 我想要什么吗
1298
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,451
You wanted to go out.
1299
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,450
你想在外面约会
1300
00:33:56,451 --> 00:34:00,121
I said yes, even though
I didn't want to,
because I listened.
1301
00:33:56,576 --> 00:34:00,120
我同意了 即便我并不想 因为我用心听了
1302
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,791
I listened to what you wanted.
1303
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:03,790
我倾听了你的想法
1304
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,960
And I said, "Okay."
1305
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,959
于是我说 好的
1306
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,503
I didn't mean
for this to happen,
1307
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,502
我也不是有意要弄成这样的
1308
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:09,005
and because I am not
yet ready
1309
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:09,004
而且 你责怪我毁了情人节
1310
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,632
to accept blame
for ruining Valentine's Day,
1311
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,631
我还没准备接受你的谴责
1312
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:14,469
{\an8}I am going
to focus on beating
the shit out of Bane.
1313
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,468
所以我打算先报贝恩暴打一顿
1314
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,345
[roars]
1315
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:18,139
I mean, at least
she's self-aware.
1316
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,138
至少她有自知之明
1317
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,599
Coming, Harley.
1318
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,598
我来了 哈莉
1319
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,058
Ahhh!
1320
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,057
啊
1321
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,852
噢 我的天
1322
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,853
Oh, my God!
1323
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:28,399
[Bane] I will make
BAFTA-winning love to you,
Brett Goldstein!
1324
00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:28,398
博特·高登斯汀 我要和你做一场电影艺术奖级别的性爱
1325
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,610
How are we gonna move
all those people out of there?
1326
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,609
我们要怎样把那里所有人全都转移开呀
1327
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:34,489
I mean, they paid
120 bucks to see a guy
polish his stupid Emmy.
1328
00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:34,488
我是指 他们花了120元就为了看一个伙计擦亮他那愚蠢的艾美奖杯
1329
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,074
Do they really need to live?
1330
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,073
他们活着没有其他乐趣了吗
1331
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,450
Ive!
1332
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,449
小艾
1333
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,493
- [Bane groans]
- [Harley and Poison Ivy scream]
1334
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:41,829
[grunting]
1335
00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:50,045
嘿 宝贝 我想我们只有一个选择
1336
00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:50,046
[Poison Ivy] Hey, girl, I think
we have only one option.
1337
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,090
我们得让贝恩萎了才行
1338
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,090
We have to turn off Bane.
1339
00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:55,551
Okay. Bane has to have
listed some turnoffs
1340
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,550
好吧 贝恩肯定在他相亲资料上
1341
00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:57,178
{\an8}on his dating profile.
1342
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,177
写了一些他讨厌的东西 我们能利用这些
1343
00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:59,722
Favorite TV shows:
the later seasons
of The Office?
1344
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,721
最喜爱的电视节目《办公室》的最新一季吗
1345
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,350
What the fuck? What a psycho.
1346
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:02,349
我去 真是神经病
1347
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:05,645
If he liked the Dexter
series finale, I'm, like,
through with him.
1348
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,644
如果他喜欢《嗜血法医》系列终集 那我就跟他说拜拜了
1349
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,438
Don't worry.
There's a few
other things on here
1350
00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,437
别担心 还有其他细节
1351
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,148
that might work
to give him a hard-off.
1352
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,147
或许能对他起作用
1353
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,158
各位请注意
1354
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,201
[Clayface]
Your attention, please.
1355
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:23,663
If someone is in need
of an extra ticket
for tonight's performance,
1356
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:23,662
如果有人还想多要一张今晚表演的门票
1357
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:29,335
oh, cruel fate has absconded
with my beloved plus-one.
1358
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:29,334
噢 残酷的命运夺走了我心爱的另一半
1359
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:30,670
[wails]
1360
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:35,591
But his joy can be yours
for the low price of $80.
1361
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:35,590
不过 只要80美元的低价 你就能享有他的快乐
1362
00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:37,552
Do you think someone
laced our weed?
1363
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,551
你觉不觉得有人在我们的大麻里掺了药 怎么幻觉更严重了
1364
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,762
[Clayface 2]
But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks?
1365
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,761
透过远处窗户而柔和灯光照亮着什么呢
1366
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:43,933
It is the east
and Clayface, the sun.
1367
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,932
是东方的太阳和泥脸
1368
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:47,103
And there is my moon.
1369
00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:47,102
我的月亮在这里
1370
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:50,064
I dare dream your voice
would be accompanied
1371
00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:50,063
我大胆梦想你的声音
1372
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:52,316
by your gorgeous countenance.
1373
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,315
和你那美丽的面容
1374
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,820
You and I are so
exactly the same.
1375
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,819
你和我是如此相像
1376
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,989
I bet we could
finish each other--
1377
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,988
我打赌我们能互相了结对方
1378
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,198
Off.
1379
00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:02,285
Yes, well, I was going
to say sentences,
1380
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:02,284
是的 好吧 我打算说些话
1381
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,454
{\an8}but this must be fate,
demanding we be together.
1382
00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:05,453
不过这一定是命运 命运让我们在一起
1383
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,831
This is so fucking weird.
1384
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:06,830
这太他妈奇葩了
1385
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:13,420
因此 我们不再流浪 夜如此深
1386
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:13,421
"So, we'll go no more a roving
So late into the night,
1387
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,007
Though the heart
be still as loving,
1388
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:16,006
尽管心静静地相爱
1389
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,384
And the moon
be still as bright.
1390
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,383
月亮静静地发光
1391
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,595
For the sword
outwears its sheath,"
1392
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:20,594
剑磨坏了鞘
1393
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,264
[groans]
1394
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,933
心跳必须暂停以呼吸
1395
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,934
"And the heart
must pause to breathe,
1396
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,937
And love itself have rest.
1397
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,936
而爱本身已然休息
1398
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,106
Though the night
was made for loving,
1399
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,105
尽着这夜晚为爱而存在
1400
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,066
And the day returns too soon,
1401
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,065
而白天很快归来
1402
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:39,447
{\an8}Yet we'll go no more a roving
By the light of the moon."
1403
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:39,446
可月光降临之时 我们将不再流浪
1404
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,532
So what if we can never touch?
1405
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,531
那如果我们永不触碰彼此会怎样
1406
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,951
Just knowing we are not
alone in this world,
1407
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,950
仅仅知道我们在这个世界并不孤单
1408
00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:47,413
that I ache for you
the same way that you ache--
1409
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,412
知道我渴望你亦如你渴望
1410
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:48,998
- [splattering]
- [both scream]
1411
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,587
不
1412
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,588
[screams] No!
1413
00:36:55,588 --> 00:37:01,177
You will be bent into positions
you did not know possible,
Brett Goldstein.
1414
00:36:55,671 --> 00:37:01,176
博特·高登斯汀 你会被逼到你从未想过的境地
1415
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,595
[growls]
1416
00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:07,016
Everyone, calmly head
for the nearest exit.
1417
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:07,015
请大家保持镇定前往最近的出口
1418
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:11,312
Do not gawk at the large
testicles swinging
like wrecking balls.
1419
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:11,311
不要呆呆地看着睾丸像破碎球一样摇摆
1420
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,774
[screams]
1421
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,735
[grunting]
1422
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,654
We may have
his turnoffs, honey,
1423
00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,653
亲爱的 我们现在找到他反感的点了
1424
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:23,366
but how the hell
are we gonna get
him to hear them?
1425
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:23,365
可要怎么才能让他听到这些呢
1426
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,825
We're not. But he is.
1427
00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:24,824
我们做不到 但是他可以
1428
00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:27,828
Hey, quick question.
1429
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,827
嘿 有个小问题
1430
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,081
Can you grow
to a giant-sized version
of Brett Goldstein,
1431
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,080
你能变成巨人版本的博特·高登斯汀吗
1432
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,333
then start shouting some
of Bane's turnoffs at him
1433
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:32,332
然后对贝恩说一些他反感的东西
1434
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,085
so he stops trying to fuck you?
1435
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,084
阻止他企图操你吗
1436
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,670
First of all,
1437
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,669
首先
1438
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,129
not a quick question.
1439
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,128
这不是个小问题
1440
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:39,674
There are a lot of
problematic things in there.
1441
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,673
这其中包含很多疑问
1442
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:42,677
And secondly, no,
I cannot accommodate you
1443
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:42,676
其次 不 我没法配合你
1444
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,971
whilst my heart is broken.
1445
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,970
因为我的心碎了
1446
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,639
[woman screaming]
1447
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:49,141
Clayface, let me
ask you something.
This is serious, okay?
1448
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:49,140
泥脸 让我来问你 这事很严肃 好吗
1449
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:54,397
If Ian Somerhalder could
continue filming Season 5
of Vampire Diaries
1450
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:54,396
如果伊恩·桑莫哈德与妮娜·杜波夫分手后
1451
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,983
after his breakup
with Nina Dobrev,
1452
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,982
还能继续拍摄《吸血鬼日记第五季》
1453
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,901
you can do this.
1454
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,900
那么你也可以
1455
00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,194
你能做到的
1456
00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,195
You can do it.
1457
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:02,405
It's true.
1458
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,404
的确如此
1459
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,573
That was some
of his finest work.
1460
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:04,572
那可是他最杰出的作品之一了
1461
00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:07,702
I suppose it is the
challenge of a lifetime.
1462
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,701
我想那是人生的挑战
1463
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:11,747
And I would
Stanis-love-sky to do it!
1464
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:11,746
而我会像斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基一样去完成这场表演
1465
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:18,628
你怎么想得到这个的
1466
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:18,629
Where did the hell
did you pull that from?
1467
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:23,968
My aunt posted an article about
celeb breakups on Wayneface
the other day, so...
1468
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:23,967
我阿姨有一天在韦恩脸发表了一篇关于明星分手的文章 所以
1469
00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:26,637
[Bane whimpers]
1470
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:31,934
Do my eyes deceive me
or are you fun-sized?
1471
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:31,933
是我看错了吗 你是趣味玩具
1472
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,769
Eh, start talking
about his turnoffs.
1473
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,768
嘿 开始讲他反感的东西
1474
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:35,980
He hates angel hair pasta
and that thing
1475
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,979
他讨厌天使头发意大利面之类的东西
1476
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,649
where you say goodbye
to someone but then you both
walk in the same direction.
1477
00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:38,648
还有那种跟某人说了再见后两人却朝同一个方向走这些事情
1478
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,526
He hates that.
1479
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,525
他讨厌这些
1480
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:44,572
Young master Bane,
I know my stubbly, rugged
appearance may belie this,
1481
00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:44,571
大少爷贝恩 我知道我粗糙的外表或许会让你失望
1482
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,949
but I know a thing or two
about love,
1483
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,948
但我对爱情略知一二
1484
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:50,870
and let me assure you,
love is in the eye
of the beholder.
1485
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:50,869
我来告诉你 爱情存在于旁观者的眼中
1486
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,830
And you don't need to copulate
with the building
1487
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,871
你不需要在建筑倒塌前
1488
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,708
until it crumbles
to the ground to let it
know that you love it.
1489
00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:55,707
和它交配 就能让它感受到你的爱意
1490
00:38:55,708 --> 00:39:00,546
I mean, what is horny,
if not love...
1491
00:38:55,791 --> 00:39:00,545
我的意思是 如果不是爱 欲念又有何意义
1492
00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:05,009
♪ Persevering? ♪
1493
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:05,008
是因为坚持不懈吗
1494
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,510
[Bane] Ah. What?
1495
00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:06,509
啊 什么
1496
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:09,221
Anyways, I digress.
1497
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,220
不管如何了 我跑题了
1498
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,931
是“无论如何”
1499
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,932
It's "anyway."
1500
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,143
It's not "anyways."
1501
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,142
不是“不管如何了”
1502
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:18,230
It is? "Anyways" sounds
right to a boy born and raised
in salt-of-the-earth
1503
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:18,229
是吗 “不管如何了”对一个在上流社会出生长大的男孩来说很合适啊
1504
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:19,732
Sutton, United Kingdom.
1505
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,731
英国萨顿市
1506
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,525
That really begs the question.
1507
00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,524
这就引出了一个间题
1508
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,444
- Why isn't it "anyways"?
- No.
1509
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:23,443
-为什么“不管如何了”不行 -不
1510
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:28,824
No, no. God, that's not
the correct usage
of "begs the question."
1511
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:28,823
不 不 老天 “引出问题”这个短语不是这样用的
1512
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:32,661
You're not supposed
to just use it in place
of "raises the question."
1513
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:32,660
你不能仅仅用它来替换“提出问题”
1514
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:37,208
It is to be used only
to identify flawed premises,
1515
00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:37,207
只能用它来发现错误前提
1516
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:43,923
as in, "The American public's
acceptance of "anyways" because
'everyone does it already'
1517
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:43,922
比如“美国公众接受"不管如何了"这样的说法了 因为大家都这么说”
1518
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,468
really begs
the fucking question."
1519
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:47,467
这样才是真的引出问题
1520
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,429
Ahhh! So annoying.
1521
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:50,428
啊 真讨厌
1522
00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:54,433
He's getting turned off.
It's working. It's working!
1523
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:54,432
他的欲念消失了 奏效了 奏效了
1524
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,560
The only thing
I'm certain of now
1525
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,559
现在我唯一能确定的是
1526
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,189
is that I will never see
anything stupider in my life.
1527
00:39:56,644 --> 00:40:00,188
我这辈子再没见过比这更蠢的事了
1528
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,233
The event promoters
have informed me
1529
00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,232
活动发起人告诉我
1530
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:07,154
that refunds do not apply
to massive homicidal bellends.
1531
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:07,153
遭遇大规模行凶事件不允许退票
1532
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,656
I'm so sorry.
1533
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,655
我很抱歉
1534
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:13,077
I wish I could do something.
I am but one human man.
1535
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:13,076
我希望能做点什么 不过我只是个普通人
1536
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,871
[Harley] Are you good now?
You gonna stop humping stuff?
1537
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,870
你现在好了吗 可以不乱搞了吗
1538
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,497
是的
1539
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,498
Yes.
1540
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,333
Thank you for saving me.
1541
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,332
谢谢你们救了我
1542
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,002
Yeah, I don't know
what got into me.
1543
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,001
是的 我不知道中了什么邪
1544
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:27,174
Except for all
that testosterone
and reproductive fluid.
1545
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:27,173
要不是那些睾丸激素和生殖液
1546
00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:30,719
Oh, yeah. See, I got a magic
spell to give Ive the best
orgasm she ever had,
1547
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:30,718
哦 是的 瞧 我有一个魔咒 能让艾薇获得她未曾有过的最佳性高潮
1548
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,597
and then her pheromones
exploded everywhere
and made you supes horny.
1549
00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:33,596
接着她的信息素爆炸得到处都是 就让你变得饥渴了
1550
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,432
But I'm really not sure
why you're so giant.
1551
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,432
不过我真不明白为什么你如此巨大
1552
00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:37,893
I also got a magic spell
to... [sighs]
1553
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,892
我还有个魔咒
1554
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:41,480
do something nice
for someone on Valentine's Day.
1555
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:41,479
在情人节为别人做些好事
1556
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,482
Aw, trying to pack
a little more heat, huh?
1557
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,481
噢 想再增加一些刺激感 哈
1558
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:46,986
I packed the appropriate
amount of heat.
1559
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:46,985
我的小兄弟足够大了
1560
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,737
[sighs]
1561
00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:52,533
This is the second-biggest
Valentine's Day disaster
I've ever had.
1562
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,532
这是我有史以来经历的第二大情人节灾难
1563
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:55,161
[stammers] I mean, pray tell,
what was the first?
1564
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,160
我说请告诉我第 一大是什么来着
1565
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,580
When I missed the Season 8
episode of The Office
1566
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,579
是我错过《办公室》第八季的时候
1567
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,749
where Jim goes to Tallahassee
to see Robert California.
1568
00:40:57,663 --> 00:41:00,748
吉姆去塔拉哈西看罗伯特·加利福尼亚的那集
1569
00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:04,378
God, what the fuck
was even going on
in that show?,
1570
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:04,377
上帝 那是什么垃圾剧情
1571
00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:08,883
[sighs] I guess it's another
solo V-Day.
1572
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,882
我猜那是又一个单身情人节
1573
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:13,137
Maybe I'll go back
to the pit and cuddle
with a pile of rocks.
1574
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:13,136
或许我要回坑里和一堆石头窝在一起
1575
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,346
[Betty] Want some company?
1576
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,345
想要个伴一起吗
1577
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,516
贝蒂 你在这做什么
1578
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,517
Betty, what are you doing here?
1579
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:21,395
Well, I saw you getting it on
with the skyline
and thought,
1580
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,394
好吧 我看到你跟高楼大厦搞在一起 就想着
1581
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:25,149
"Hey, back off, Wayne Tower!
That's my man!"
1582
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:25,148
嘿 让开 韦恩塔 那是我的男人
1583
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:29,361
Ha! So my giant body
is not a turn-off to you?
1584
00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:29,360
哈 所以你并不反感我的巨人身形吗
1585
00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:33,699
You have a sexual charisma
of which I'd like to be a part.
1586
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:33,698
你有我想要的性吸引力
1587
00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:38,913
Ending your sentence
with a noun, as opposed
to a preposition...
1588
00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:38,912
请用名词而不是介词来结句
1589
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,206
Bane likey.
1590
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,205
贝恩喜欢这样
1591
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,375
[giggles]
Let's get out of here, big guy.
1592
00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:43,374
我们离开这里吧 大家伙
1593
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,835
[giggling]
1594
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,299
- Um...
- How do you think
that's gonna work?
1595
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,298
-呃 -你怎么会觉得那会起作用
1596
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:51,967
You know, not well.
1597
00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:51,966
你知道 我没太大把握
1598
00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:55,262
Wow! The smoke
from the millions
of square feet of rubble
1599
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:55,261
哇 这百万平方英尺的废墟中升起的烟
1600
00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:58,766
really makes for a beautiful
night sky, Ive.
1601
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,765
把天空装饰的如此美丽 艾薇
1602
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,268
The next time you get the idea
1603
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:01,267
下次你想到办法
1604
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:04,855
to do something extra Harley
to prove your love to me,
1605
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,854
做些哈莉你能力以外的事来证明你对我的爱
1606
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,066
I just want you to know
you don't have to.
1607
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,065
我只想告你 你不需要这么做
1608
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,776
Because it doesn't matter
1609
00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:08,775
因为不管这情人节
1610
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,945
if something's the best
Valentine's Day
1611
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,944
约会之夜 或是性局潮
1612
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:14,114
or date night or orgasm
I've ever had or not,
1613
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:14,113
是不是最棒的 都无关紧要
1614
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:18,786
because this is the best relationship
1615
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:18,785
因为这段恋爱是我谈过
1616
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,996
I've been in. By a mile.
1617
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,995
最好的一段 以前那些都差远了
1618
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,582
Yeah,
I think the orgasm matters.
1619
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,581
是的 我觉得性高潮还是很重要的
1620
00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:25,960
{\an8}Yeah, I didn't totally
buy that either when I said it.
1621
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,959
是的 我也不完全认可刚刚说的话
1622
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,586
{\an8}I just needed, like,
a third example
1623
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:27,585
我只是为了演说结构考虑
1624
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:30,631
{\an8}for the structure
of the speech, so...
1625
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,630
要凑齐三个例子 所以
1626
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,633
You know, you never just...
1627
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,632
你知道 你从来不只是
1628
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:37,137
You never just asked me
what my best
Valentine's Day ever was.
1629
00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:37,136
你从来不只是问我认为最好的情人节是什么样的
1630
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,056
I don't want to hear about
some pimple-faced kid
1631
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:39,097
我不想知道你在寄宿学校时
1632
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,975
from your boarding school
giving you a hickey.
1633
00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:40,974
被某个满脸青春痘的小孩吻了一下
1634
00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:43,352
No, that's not it.
1635
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,351
不 不是这个
1636
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,396
那是很久很久以前
1637
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,397
It was a long, long time ago,
1638
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,691
when I was alone,
1639
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,690
我独自一人
1640
00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:51,485
sitting in my cell in Arkham,
feeling like
1641
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:51,484
坐在阿卡姆我的房间里 感觉
1642
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:55,656
[sighs] no one
in the damn world
cared about me.
1643
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:55,655
这个该死的世界上 没人关心我
1644
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,950
Like, if I disappeared
from the Earth,
1645
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,949
就好像 就算我从地球上消失了
1646
00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,660
it just wouldn't matter.
1647
00:42:58,033 --> 00:42:59,659
也没人在意
1648
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,122
And then I...
I hear a knock on my cell
1649
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:03,121
接着我 我听到房门被敲响
1650
00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,165
and I look up
1651
00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:05,164
我抬起头
1652
00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:07,835
and I see your face.
1653
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,834
看到你的脸庞
1654
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:12,089
You brought me some
chocolate milk that you...
you stole from the commissary,
1655
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:12,130
你给我带了一些从杂货店偷来的巧克力牛奶
1656
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,300
and asked if I wanted
some company.
1657
00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:14,299
还问我是否需要陪伴
1658
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,927
And I said, "Sure."
1659
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,926
我说“当然”
1660
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:20,347
And then you described
the entire plot
of Shrek 2 to me
1661
00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:20,346
然后你给我讲了《怪物史莱克2》的整个剧情
1662
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:22,349
because you couldn't
believe I hadn't seen it.
1663
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,348
因为你无法相信我竟然没看过
1664
00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:23,976
It's not as good
as the first one,
1665
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,975
第二部虽不如第一部
1666
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:25,019
but it's more fun.
1667
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,018
但是更有趣
1668
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,353
You, Harley.
1669
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,352
哈莉 你
1670
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:30,482
You made me feel like...
like I mattered.
1671
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:30,481
你让我感到 感到被重视
1672
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:35,862
以前从来没人这样对待我
1673
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:35,863
And no one had ever
really done that for me.
1674
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,656
所以 我只是 我不知道
1675
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,657
So I just... I don't know.
1676
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:40,784
I don't know if
that Valentine's Day
can be topped.
1677
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,783
我不知道这样的情人节在你心中是否排在第一位
1678
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:43,704
- I love you, Ive.
- I love you too, peanut.
1679
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,703
-我爱你 艾薇 -我也爱你 小可爱
1680
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,500
我们第一次见面时 还想杀死对方呢
1681
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,501
The first time we met,
we tried to kill each other.
1682
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:52,629
No, you... you didn't
try to kill me.
I tried to kill you.
1683
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:52,629
不 你 你没有要杀我 是我想杀你
1684
00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:54,381
But then you saved my life.
1685
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:54,380
不过后来你救了我一命
1686
00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:56,717
Well, you were the first
person I met who
wasn't a piece of shit.
1687
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,716
好吧 你是我遇到的第一个没有那么糟糕的人
1688
00:43:56,717 --> 00:44:00,220
- So, [laughs] I was, you know--
- I think another way
to say it, is you liked me.
1689
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,219
-所以 我是 你知道 -我想换个说法 就是你喜欢我
1690
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,139
I did. I liked you.
[chuckles softly]
1691
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,180
确实 我喜欢你
1692
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,142
And we became friends.
And then we fell in love.
1693
00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:05,183
我们成为朋友 然后相爱
1694
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,810
- And then--
- Sorry, wait.
Why are we doing this?
1695
00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:06,809
-然后 -抱歉 等等 我们为什么要这样
1696
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,562
Because everyone knows
all this shit already.
1697
00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:08,561
因为这不是明摆着的事吗
1698
00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:10,064
So I'm just trying
to understand.
1699
00:44:08,645 --> 00:44:10,063
所以我只是想弄明白
1700
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,982
I think these things
need to be a certain length.
1701
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,981
我想这些事需要多点时间
1702
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,650
Oh, my God. How do we...
1703
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,650
噢 我的上帝 我们怎么
1704
00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,861
How do we end
this fucking shit?
1705
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,860
怎么结束这该死的麻烦事
1706
00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:17,613
I could recap Shrek 3.
1707
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:17,612
我可以重述一遍《怪物史莱克3》
1708
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,531
So when King Harold dies,
Shrek learns--
1709
00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,530
所以 当哈罗德国王去世时 史莱克领悟到
1710
00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:21,742
How about we just, like,
say "Happy Valentine's Day"
to everyone
1711
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,741
要不我们就对大家说声情人节快乐
1712
00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:22,951
and get the fuck out of here?
1713
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,950
然后溜之大吉 怎么样
1714
00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:25,162
[both] Happy Valentine's Day!
1715
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:25,203
情人节快乐
1716
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,081
[both moan]
1717
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,459
[theme music playing]